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@YourTurdliness

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King Francis the Turd to his name, Prince of the Porcelain Throne, Lord of the Latrines, Duke of Diarrhea, Count of Crap, and the Earl of Edenburg

Joined September 2011
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I will only respond to Your Highness moving forward
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@NoCapFights If you have to secretly record your husband or wife and THEN you post it online, the marriage is already over
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@MomsPostingLs The Itty Bitty Titty Committee is running a study
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@FearedBuck Those are some powerful looking knees 👀
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@WallStreetSilv What do I win?
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@CensoredMen I love the part when he completely ignores his kids. So we know he wasn’t doing that whole weird performance for them
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@libsoftiktok Imagine if this chick put in the same effort to get a job
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@creepydotorg The giant egg with a face is pretty creepy
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@creepydotorg I think I know who that belongs to
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@creepydotorg This is literally the Black Mirror episode ‘White Christmas’
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@lporiginalg What are your favorite baking ingredients?
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@NoCapFights She thought she was going to go to a really fancy restaurant so she dressed up in her formal wear
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@InternetH0F The burgers don’t age And the extra $4.11 is because of all the exta sesame seeds. We’re living the high life now
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@creepydotorg Unfortunately, this is all funded by the United States. The ATF supplies the arms and we pay them for the cocaine they produce.
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@historyinmemes In 2007, Shell Oil Company encountered what could only be described as an Alien disguised as a Giant Squid
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@linkinpark Linkin Park has become a cover band for Linkin Park
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@creepydotorg The bible describes something like this 😳
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@Morbidful They should be arrested for their hairstyles alone
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@Alphafox78 That smile pissed me off
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@creepydotorg She’s just asking for it
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@Morbidful Didn’t his arm fuse into that position? So now it’s just stuck like that, I believe. So technically he’s on cheat mode now
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@PicturesFoIder Be like this girl
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@PicturesFoIder I don’t know, but what the Hell is this??
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@ShouldHaveCat I wonder what he’s thinking? 🤔
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@SuspectFed Muslims invented Algebra, Coffee, sufficient Surgery, and the Telescope
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@HoodFamousTV_ Got him 😎
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@PicturesFoIder His dad was really disappointed he didn’t win gold
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@disclosetv It��s crazy to think how a ghetto twerking stripper represents a presidential nominee
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@lporiginalg This would probably just make him more racist
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@weirddalle I want to see the full 3 minute video where he blows everything immediately
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@litcapital We’re this close 🤏 to having State of the Unions like this
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@MomsPostingLs He’s trying to describe this
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@historyinmemes Where are the white guys?
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@crazyclipsonly The douchiest mustache in the universe
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@Muhsoci0factors “Renters” with a hard R
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@creepydotorg Her best role, hand down, was Scary Movie
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@creepydotorg That one cool dude’s just chillin smoking a cigarette 😎
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@historyinmemes Techno Viking is now IT Support Specialist Viking
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@Alphafox78 Well if they keep throwing cocaine at that thing, what do they expect?? 🤷
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@historyinmemes Grandpa Shady was definitely a serial killer
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@TheSDPadresFan @streetmediatv I gave up reading after “Hinduphobic”
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@9mm_smg On level 2, they start acquiring more sophisticated weaponry
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@InsaneRealitys This poor guy was just trying to have a relaxing night
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@InternetH0F Adolf Hitler School for Friendship and Tolerance
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@ElijahSchaffer The only university where twerking is a 4-year study
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@InternetH0F That’s a Curtis face if I ever saw one
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@historyinmemes The largest house in Missouri is owned by ex-CIA agent Steven T. Huff
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@BGatesIsaPyscho They were also ahead of the game on the trans movement
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@FadeHubb Who’s out there making mini dinosaurs cuz I need to go throw money at them
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@Muhsoci0factors How is she even defending herself at that point jfc 🤦
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@JoshLekach He’s contemplating how he wasted 10 years of his life playing the virgin whistle
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@cooltechtipz After FIVE DAYS, you’ll be able to see through walls and throw a 2007 Honda Civic 15 feet into the air
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@weirddalle A perfect stick goes a long way. I can save fuedal Japan with an awesome enough stick
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@MomsPostingLs Woah woah woah, what was that last text 🤨
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@creepydotorg A band named I AM THE WORLD TRADE CENTER released an album called ‘Out Of The Loop’ in July 2001. The 11th track of the album was titled September. Weird, right?
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@lporiginalg No joke, this is the author…
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@fightwithmemes South Park 𝑰𝒏 𝑪𝒐𝒍𝒐𝒓!
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@InsaneRealitys Zoos shouldn’t be a thing unless they are rehabilitating animals
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@JoshyBeSloshy Prime Minister Justin Trudeau would be proud
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@CensoredMen Why does every American ally make cringe tik tok videos with their female soldiers. There’s definitely a pattern going on 🤔
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@creepydotorg The Church is fed up with all these feet gropers coming in
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@creepydotorg I’ve been waiting for this moment
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@Whotfismick Do I stay in the main house or the guest house near the cliff?
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@MomsPostingLs Nowadays, girls wear bikinis that are three sizes too small to emphasize their underboob
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@MAstronomers Only 1,560 light-years? I used to walk that to school BOTH WAYS back in my day
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@hartgoat Dude, it’s my first night on my cruise and I’m already dealing with them 🤦
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@PicturesFoIder I see your Mandela Effect and raise you a reverse Mandela Effect 🧐
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@PicturesFoIder Are we just going to gloss over the fact that a homeless man tried to attack the poor blind woman? 🤣
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@DisturbingVidz Is the ghost jerking it?
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@JebraFaushay That guy came for the free mushrooms…. and he took way too many mushrooms…
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@lporiginalg What’s it called when you make up symptoms for attention? 🤔
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@GarbageHuman24 This is actually how they interact with each other in real life
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@PicturesFoIder People that are saying the teacher was justified or are rooting for the teacher…. You all understand this is an adult beating a child, right?
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@CensoredMen I could imagine a teenaged Nazi German girl saying the exact same thing about Jews in the 1940s. Imagine if social media was around then? It would probably be close to verbatim. The hypocrisy is pretty remarkable. 😳
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@lporiginalg ChatGPT is capable of dropping some bombs
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@crazyclipsonly Can we just stop and acknowledge this kid’s awesome hair
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@InternetH0F God, I wish he missed that second shot 😆
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@historyinmemes I would have lasted about 13 seconds
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@Unexplained2020 That wormhole needs to increase it’s fiber intake
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@ChrisDJackson Dude, we’re literally back in the Cold War within his first 4 years.
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@ChrisJBakke Saying EOD for the end of day is the douchiest possible thing you can do at a work place. God HR people suck
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@Muhsoci0factors You get the same response if you try to question the Denny’s on North Sentinel Island
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@Alphafox78 Drag used to be funny when it wasn’t a bunch of dude waving their penises around children’s faces 🤦
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@SummerRay Did anyone have space whales on their 2024 bingo card?
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@iamyesyouareno I hope this kid is next 😠
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@creepydotorg The most unnecessary sex scene was also probably the best sex scene ever recorded
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@KarluskaP Actually, come to notice it, a lot of people are looking towards the shooter 🤨
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