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@YourOldestGhost

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Just a tattooed dad who is a writer and musician.

Joined August 2022
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
7 months
@BenZeisloft @KeithOlbermann Ok then, so, every single fetus starts out as a female. Thus making you, as a male transgender. Correct? Secondly, this would also mean that anyone carrying a child pre-birth should also get tax benefits for said child. Those receiving govn assistance should claim them as well
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
8 months
@tonedeafchoir Maybe its Hereditary.
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
9 months
@mourniversary Someone struck a nerve... Sorry...i just couldnt help it.
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
3 months
@carb0nmono Working at a shop in a college town...the answer is rich parents.
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
7 months
@BenZeisloft @KeithOlbermann Ben, when you consider a fetus an actual human being?
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
6 months
@brandomonium which ones peels the orange?
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
6 months
@scarlett4kids How many children are molested by anyone lgbtq versus the church?
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
8 months
@tonedeafchoir Beau is afraid of being alone
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
6 months
@kaayveee Right? No one should ever see a Kanye out in the wild
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
8 months
@JudicialProtest So what youre saying is Judge Engoron is getting rid of the mafia in New York. He deserves a raise then eh?
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
2 months
@RedEaglePatriot @TorreySmithWR Trump raised taxes to give breaks to the wealthy. Trump did not close the border in his 4 years in office. None of what youre saying makes any sense. Wokeness. Can you actually describe to me what this means?
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
2 months
@inuteroangel Territorial pissing sign. Duh
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
7 months
@LaraLeaTrump Do the donations go to trumps legal defense?
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
3 months
@rivtalife 1 party is trying to control every part of a womans body. 1 party wants to ban any and all things trans related 1 party wants to deport millions of people Like, yea dude both parties are not the same at all
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
7 months
@nbarnes84 @BenZeisloft So youre in agreement then that every Male is transgender since we all start as female embryos? Got it.
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
21 days
@sims67127 @DineshDSouza Because the young know Reagan was a cunt
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
1 month
@ChesterXeet @EndWokeness Dont post this. It totally ruins their illegals are killing cats narrative that makes so much sense
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
6 months
@SteveLovesAmmo Why are you so happy to stand up for a rapist?
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
5 months
@texan_maga Can i ask, what he did for you? Or us as a whole?
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@YourOldestGhost
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7 months
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6 months
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
18 days
Why is no one talking about Evergreen Terrace dropping a headline gig because the people putting on the fest were working with multiple shitty people/places including Kyle "im a little bitch" Rittenhouse? Like, this is how you stand up for your convictions. Fuck yea dudes.
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
7 months
@BenjaminQuacke @BenZeisloft @KeithOlbermann No, embryos start out as female. Its a simple fact Ben
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
7 months
@TrAumaGedd0n Yes. Exactly. I dig the music but the vocals completely lose me
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
5 months
@troop_hater Ok so. Actually this makes sense because: Seth is enormous in the movie. Ethan Suplee the actor, lost a shit ton of weight after and got jacked (turning his life around). So you know, motivation But yea, no, no idea.
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
7 months
@BenjaminQuacke @BenZeisloft @KeithOlbermann No it quite literally isnt. Its just a simple fact. You started out as female.
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
7 months
@MetzUAC1530 @BenZeisloft @KeithOlbermann You seem to be the first out of like 400...maybe try reading it again?
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
1 month
@errorsprite Fucking killer dude
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
5 months
@LibertyLee33 @elonmuskADO Who came all over his face?
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
10 months
@hjsaysno My vote goes for Alexandria Ddarrio
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
1 month
@powertriptx @Pantera Bros. No. Cmon. Youre better than this.
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
6 months
@simoncholland The episode where the lady best friends did each others place and the one lady came to her new place and hated it and cried cause it was so bad. Literally the best thing television has ever aired. Paige davis though. Damnnnn
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
26 days
Henry likes the new pillows
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
1 month
Was told that women arent into old dudes with dad bods and face tattoos. Like, oh shit my bad, give me a month to get a 6 pack, a few grand to remove my tattoos and 1.21 gigawatts for my time machine. Brb
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
3 months
Oh but darling that aint the way
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@YourOldestGhost
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8 months
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
2 months
Earlier from when i headed to Boston. Gonna be gone for the weekend kids so i wont be on a ton. Be safe. Make good choices
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
6 months
So i didnt get raptured. Who wants to fuck?
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
6 months
@KhiddDG @scarlett4kids Youre missing quite literally the whole point of the tweet
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
4 months
@tink7723 Thank you...or youre welcome.
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
14 days
Summertime, summertime sadness
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
4 months
When in rome We shall do as the romans When in hell We do shots at the bar
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
27 days
Dads home. And tired. But also like, its pupper cuddles time so woohoo for that
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
5 months
@NickMarengo Played in a stupid heaven noisy hardcore band. A dude outside of the show asked how heavy. I said "eh heavy". And he looked me in the eye and said "i like heavy" then listed off Godsmack, ffdt and Manson as his heavy favs. He asked if he'd like my band. I said no.
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
4 months
If i could write Id tell you how much i miss those nights
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
7 months
This dingus puts his head here all the time. Then wiggles his ear cause when i breathe it tickles it. Like dude, cmom now.
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
2 months
@sofarrsogud But then how would she carry a watermelon?
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
5 months
@Sportz_DC Hey Val you give a billionaire 8 dollars a month, even though this is a free app. Let that sink in
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
17 days
I am a lonely boy I wait, i wait, i wait, i wait
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
3 months
@f0undfootage The least satanic movie about satan like ever
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
2 months
@RealHickory Evil...which candidate has 34 felonies? Which one fucked a porn star? Which one called the other bitch? Which one raped someone? Youre fucking stupid. Are you going to move to a different country when trump loses?
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
7 months
Something something something thirst trap
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
5 months
Hardcore bf who writes love songs for his gf.
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
5 months
@RealMattCouch What has he ever done to earn respect?
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
4 months
@tink7723 Huge balls
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
1 month
Is there a line i could write Thats sad enough to make you cry
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
5 months
@Timcast The only thing you have ever fought is the urge to put more dicks in your mouth than can fit at one time
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
29 days
Found a sign. It matches my tattoo
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
4 months
Out the front door like a ghost into the fog
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
2 months
Forgot my backpack at home. Guess who is at work doing a double with no ipad or anything? Fml
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
7 months
@sennottfiles Hbo please pick this up for 87 seasons. I need her in my life
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
3 months
Stolen, but like, with love Ten shows to get to know me 1. True detective 2. Carnivale 3. Reaper 4. Stranger things 5. Resident alien 6. Mindhunter 7. Arrow 8. Criminal minds 9. The wonder years 10. Boy meets world
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sad clown || small streamer
3 months
i love stealing things from moots :3 ten shows to get to know me: 1. what we do in the shadows 2. ncis 3. criminal minds 4. gilmore girls 5. shameless 6. the walking dead 7. smiling friends 8. wednesday 9. over the garden wall 10. the queens gambit
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
3 months
Dad is fucking tired homies. Going to bed..stay safe
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
4 months
@barstoolsports This may be the best fan that has ever fanned
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
7 months
Before u dm me, just know i look like this, and am very soft and cuddly
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
1 month
Its chilly out here homies.
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
11 months
@HAshleyTay Love how even your hand towels match the aesthetic. Killer pic as always homie
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
21 days
@chudapatow @sims67127 @DineshDSouza I was trying to be respectful
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
20 days
Homies, what are some like good spooky movies? Not like scary or horror movies, but just movies that convey the season. The feeling. The vibe
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
3 months
Hey just a heads up: I dont dm anyone. I will reply and talk. But i dont dm anyone first unless its needed. Its not a you thing, its a me thing. If you want to talk, and we are homies on here then i am always down
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
2 months
Dad got an Alan Jackson shirt. Yes its fucking rad
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
5 months
@_johnnymaga Twice impeached, ex president, who lost both popular votes, who has been found guilty of sexual assault and is in trial. Respect? Yea fuck no
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
4 months
U know what? Im so sick of hearing "i cant/dont vote for either candidate". Like ok, shut up then and start a revolution. Or shut up and sit on your phone but you cant bitch about it. Its real simple
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
5 months
@CrocMartens Ugh damn dude. Sorry to hear it. If it helps my ex was using tinder less than 24 hours after ending a 4 year relationship. Granted she was cheating before then too. His loss, not yours
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
18 days
Just wrote a love song. Who want me?
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
8 months
I want a girl with Toes like Uma Thurman And a body like Suicide doors on a mack truck
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
3 months
A tired dad in the wild.
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
18 days
Done arguing with ronnie radke fans. Like whatever you say dumbfuck. Instead im gonna sit at my bar with my awesome staff, watching sports, making bank and eating amazing food and laughing at people who support shitty people
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
4 months
Dress code be fucked
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
6 months
Anyone like darkwave/new wave?
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
1 month
Ya know, im gonna say it: The world has moved on from a need to have Linkin Park be a band again.
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
8 months
@swrlvr Bela lugosi being dead
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
2 months
@Hollye4Florida @RnRNationlive @RnRliveRadio @TedNugent 99% of your tweets get no likes. I understand why
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
7 months
So possibly touring in August with a pretty big band...so thatd be fun
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
2 months
Fucking viva
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
7 months
Me and 17 pre concert
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
11 months
@MichaelJBier Not even a rangers fan but its hard to argue against those two for sure. If they arent #1 they are easily top 3
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
6 months
My pussy is not in my bio. Its in your dads face.
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
7 months
As an Iowa fan you hate to see that call. Was it a foul? Yes. Was it a foul with 5 seconds left in the game? No. Especially with the amount of no calls in the game. You cant let refs decide it like that. Feel for Uconn. Just a terrible call.
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
7 months
@CalicoJoeMLB Trash. Like it wasnt a walk off. Like act as if youve hit a dinger before. Be stoked sure. But thats just way over the top.
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
6 months
Might stare directly at the eclipse with no glasses just to feel something
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
5 months
Its just a constant headache...
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
4 months
Every time you justify Another good In you dies
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
6 months
dogs; don't care if you have to pee don't care if they lay on you to sleep don't care if they kick you with their feet while their chasing cats in their dreams
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
5 months
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
5 months
@TheCinesthetic She is amazing in this part and stupidly stunning. Just saw it a few weeks ago. I was blown away
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@YourOldestGhost
Joe Lean
7 months
@Robert41281278 @BenZeisloft @KeithOlbermann So Robert youre saying that at the moment of fertilization youre either male or female? But then you turn female And then perhaps back into male? Homie, you just made my point about being transgender.
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