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non-binary poet ♏️♐️♉️ love nerd & himbo. just assume I’m flirting. the moon is my wife 🏳️‍⚧️🌕🦂

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@YourAuntieJD
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driving through the Appalachian mountains and admiring the view and my dude says “you know about the mountains, right?” and I say “you mean how they’re older than dinosaurs?” and he says “about how they’re the same mountains as the Scottish highlands” and I can’t stop screaming
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@manchelster THEY WERE APPARENTLY THE SAME MOUNTAIN RANGE UNTIL THEY SPLIT APART ALONG WITH THE REST OF PANGAEA
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my mentions blowing up about mountain lore was an unexpected but not unwelcome consequence of this tweet
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@manchelster They’re so beautiful it’s fucked
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2 years
having a normal one
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Curfews give police an excuse to escalate violence and arrest people but the mayors already know that
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@YourAuntieJD
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hi I’m a bike bitch now rip cars
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2 years
people can’t just be creative on demand it is a skill and a craft and can take a lot of rest and emotional safety to be in a space again to create regularly so artists need to be given some grace when things take time, but not me tho - title of my memoir
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@ClaireMax blessed
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3 years
crouton said gay rights
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Crouton & Friends🏳️‍🌈
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4 years
cops just fired flash bangs and tear gas outside my apartment to disperse literally no one. I woke up just in time to get fucking tear gassed in bed
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4 years
If you think voting in November is the solution then you have no idea what the problem is
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@mr_ian I’m pretty sure that was a movie about how Julianne Moore is one of the hottest women alive
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@YourAuntieJD
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1 year
this is just in case you come here by way of poetry and want to find more of that...chapbooks are available here in PDF with link to Pilsen Community Books for paper copies while they last and if you can spare one dollar a month
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maya hawke is wearing a velvet suit on stage tonight in minneapolis and I just think this should be NEWS
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3 years
I love when I see a Surly tweet and the replies are fifty people I know calling them rats. It’s just beautiful
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1 year
I’m honestly losing my mind about how a trans woman was beat nearly to death in my city earlier this week and I haven’t seen any follow up about it and don’t know what her name is or if she survived
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4 years
Old Ben Kenobi? Yeah he’s my friggin cousin dude. Real piece of crap owes me fifty bucks but a wicked cool guy otherwise
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WBZ | CBS News Boston
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‘Star Wars: Kenobi’ Reportedly Set To Film In Boston Next Month
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being non-monogamous is cool because it gives me a lot of opportunities to work through my anxious attachments because there are three people not texting me back
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2 years
I just think there’s something funny about a person in Edina with a house five times the size of my parents tipping $4 on a $45 chipotle order but not funny in a haha way more like an I will remember your level of generosity when the revolution comes for you kinda way
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Yesterday in Minneapolis in daylight while he knew he was being watched and recorded, a police officer knelt on a black man’s neck until he stopped breathing, stopped moving, and died. Police exist to perform violence and must be abolished.
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@YourAuntieJD
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4 years
got a date scheduled for my name change can I get a hell yeah
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2 years
attention alert update I am a girlfriend now this has never happened before 🌺
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9 years
Not enough people are talking about how @dessadarling is clearly the avatar.
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2 years
Just for some perspective, this is four years on estrogen. I’m 31. I really really do feel bad for the people who feel harmed by their transitions but I won’t pretend for one second that it justifies the cruelty and backlash against trans identities and especially trans kids
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@dessadarling Very rude of your husband to already be married
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@DoSomeMolly I hate how I would prefer this to the pat down I usually get
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@eve_kenneally I’m straight for Stanley Tucci
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4 years
When technology is left unchecked, developers will reinvent phrenology over and over and say it’s not racism because algorithm
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josie dillweed 🐾🍨🪫
4 years
This is always true but needs repeating: If you are donating food, don’t just raid your pantry for the stuff sitting around that you haven’t eaten. Donate food that you eat. Donate food you normally buy. Go shopping as if you had to restock your empty pantry, and donate that.
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I used to be an attorney and today I’m interviewing to be a barista at a boba/ice cream shop and I just think that if you’re not happy you should always be allowed to change your life until you are
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I am having an emotional reaction to muppets humming solidarity forever ok
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@wasagooze @AlexBledsoe added to my list thanks for this
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fuck the police and especially fuck the Saint Paul and Minneapolis police
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@StopTweetingMia don’t erase me!
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4 years
Y’all @RitaTheGreat did my makeup so it is now over for all you hoes
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@caraesten My first day of quarantine I started progesterone and I have yet to catch covid so this checks out
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1 year
I been having a lot of feelings lately about being trans and stuff how we live in hell and all that and I wrote a poem I don’t know I’m tired of fear and stress and our loved ones dying I love my trans family so much I love you I love you I love you
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5 years
Who’s got two thumbs and just came out to a bunch of coworkers?
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3 years
successfully bullied a terf tonight
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1 year
absolutely fucking not - they clearly understand what solidarity means, they just refuse to extend it to Palestinians be fucking serious
@getfiscal
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Maybe we can politely pause from attacking Fran Drescher and Gal Gadot’s Zionism while they are on the picket line
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4 years
Got my name changed over zoom this morning and I do recommend it 4/5 stars
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it is with so much smugness and delight that I get to say this is the news
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It is with so much smugness and delight that I get to say news soon
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2 years
YA GIRL GOT A CASE PICKED UP AT THE STATE SUPREME COURT YA GIRL IS GONNA MAKE A SPLASH ON THE STATE OF THE LAW
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fitness whole crunchwrap in my mouth of course
@TBQuarterly
Taco Bell Quarterly
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One day I'm going to throw a literary festival here
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ya girl filed for a name change this morning
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josie dillweed 🐾🍨🪫
1 year
hi I’m josie doordash here reminding you that the best way to thank people for delivering you food in the cold and snow is not a kind word but in fact two-five additional dollars on your tip
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2 years
A rom-com about two non-binary flower shop workers call it Wilt They/Won’t They
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I did it and it fucking ruled and she said “what’s the big deal you meet them everyday” and I’m not crying you’re crying
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5 years
Can’t wait to come out to my grandma in 5 days 😬
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white supremacist arsonist provocateurs are in fact the opposite of anarchists
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if john roderick were my father, he’d have a can of beans smashed into his stupid face and, reader, he would deserve it
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4 years
If you are an out of towner talking about how this is a great organizing opportunity for the twin cities, I’d like to point out how great of a shutting-the-entire-fuck-up-opportunity this is for you
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A few weeks ago, I did a photoshoot to celebrate that today is two years on HRT. Being trans is a gift. It’s good to be here. It’s hard to live in this world sometimes, but there’s nowhere I’d rather be
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three and a half years of gender is def something to be proud of
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I think more people should get paid 60k a year to swim in a pool and go to sephora to be perfectly honest
@junker_jo
Jo
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The fact that apparently like 50% of our national economy is now this (girls with BAs working a pretend email job that pays them 60k a year to swim in the pool and go to sephora) has lowkey got me a little nervous
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thinking about when I came out to my grandma a year ago today and when I started crying she said to me “hey, big girls don’t cry” and I wish all trans people that level of clear and absolute acceptance ok
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entirely devastated right now about the loss of a friend and comrade and massively furious that because of this pandemic I can’t even remember the last time I saw them
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hello somebody broke up with me last night so I just need confirmation that I am in fact a baddie
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When the Mario brothers try to contact the dead, do you think they use a Luigi board? Thank you goodnight.
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wait hold on it has come to my attention that I am…beautiful and stunning???
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I was saving these to drop for my birthday but if it’s for the good of the community here you go
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@TheGayChingy
Nea Ching
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GIRLS AND GAYS POST YOUR THIRST TRAPS FOR THE GOOD OF THE COMMUNITY
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5 years
My city counsel rep is incredibly cool ok. You should vote for her
@mitrajunjalali
Mitra Jalali ⚡️ميترا
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Chilling Adventures of Sabrina and Salem with the only four pictures that my cat would cooperate for. Happy Halloween from the Jalali-Spellmans
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ya girl has a date tomorrow 🤙🏻
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davey havok singing the word oh that’s it that’s the tweet
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so we straightened my hair
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I’m anxious at my job I’m anxious at my home I’m anxious at the pandemic induced work from home
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I came out two years ago today and I’ve just been getting more trans and more gay every second since
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shutting the fuck up is free
@ArielleScarcell
Arielle Scarcella
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Much respect for @TheElliotPage for coming out as trans. I still wonder where all the lesbians are going... Two things can be true at once. 1. Some people are actually trans. 2. Some lesbians are internally misogynistic and want to be anything other than a woman.
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Growing up, there was a tree growing in our front yard. The tree got sick and rotted for years on the inside until it had to be cut down. My parents saved slivers from some of its thickest branches and now I’ll always have a piece of my first home no matter where I am.
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It’s important that my therapist thinks I’m funny, my tattoo artist thinks I’m brave, the taco bell drive through worker thinks I don’t come through too often, and that the lady at the cat food store thinks I’m a good cat mom.
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You’re allowed to joke about your own trauma and in fact when someone victimizes you, you’re allowed to knock them down for it if it’s what you need to heal. Fuck this it is too early on a Saturday for me to be this mad
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Monica Lewinsky making jokes about something traumatic for Hillary Clinton will never sit right with me.
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THEYRE GONNA START DOING NAME CHANGES BY VIDEO CONFERENCE WE ARE ON OUR WAY BABY!!!
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josie dillweed 🐾🍨🪫
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I’m legally changing my name next month and the things you can call me moving forward are: jd, josie, doris, dory, cutie, babe, gorgeous, the love of my life, etc
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One funny thing that happened while we were being teargassed is my roommate asked me if I’d ever seen anything as useless as a cop and I told her “yeah my dick” so like I’m handling this well ok
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bernie sanders no surrender cancel debt and cancel gender
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@dessadarling We tried barricading the doors. He got though. We fled to the woods. He followed. We crossed the sea and everywhere we went, there was Dan Smith, guitar in hand. “Learn,” he cried unceasingly until we succumbed to the madness.
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the thing about trans people is that we deserve the world
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this commitment to the bit is legendary and we must stan
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personally, if I didn’t want to be viewed as transphobic, I would simply not try to sell a novel in which men and trans women are treated as functionally identical in a country where parents are being prosecuted for loving and caring for their trans children
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holy shit my name change is in ten days
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the decision is finally out in the case I argued at the state supreme court and I did win it just so we’re all clear here that I am smart and capable and persuasive even tho I don’t practice anymore and am an ice cream bimbo now
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I know it’s my fault for who I follow but I keep seeing tweets about whether or not polyamory is queer and I just don’t know if that’s a conversation that matters in this moment bestie it’s like illegal to be trans in some places now like can we have one (1) priority
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got my vaccine got my baja blast no weapon formed against me shall prosper
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4 years
I think cancel culture is good, personally. I’m cancel culturing my birth name tomorrow and I couldn’t be happier about it.
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I think grocery store workers should make at least $35/hour
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@WorldsBeyondPod did the fox write this?
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4 years
If you don’t love, support, and respect masculine presenting non-binary and trans people who were designated male at birth, you don’t love, support, and respect non-binary and trans people and if I get the chance, I will chisel this message into the moon (who is my gf and agrees)
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butterfly girlfriend
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I tried to write a love poem tonight to myself before I transitioned and the sadness was unbearable. I’m so grateful to all of the people who showed me I could do this and who have supported and held and loved me over the past few years. Truly wouldn’t be here without y’all
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I found a guy
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People act like Scalia was this fascinating super intellectual jurist, when in fact all he did was crack jokes, be racist, compare gay sex to bestiality, help George Bush steal an election, and die
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trans people are sacred and the world becomes less beautiful every time we lose one
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2 years
not accusing op of this because I don’t know anything about her other than this silly bad tweet, but there is a current of queer women who act like it is bad and shameful to be attracted to men and it is deeply harmful to bisexuals, gay men, straight trans women, and trans men
@thesarahyork
Sarah York
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Bi women with straight boyfriends who feel like you as a couple aren’t welcome in queer spaces, I would simply encourage you to have a cooler boyfriend
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I woke up with a lot of anxiety this morning and dealt with it the way I always do: writing a poem so my brain will temporarily shut up. I fucking called it “love in the time of corona” and you can feel whatever way you want about that
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I don’t even know how to properly express how much I want to bully the mayor
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4 years
For those keeping track at home, that’s four raccoons in 24 hours (or two raccoons who keep thinking this time it will be different)
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My crush sent me flowers today and I’m cry
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A border patrol agent slid into my DMs with a hello beautiful and you better believe I’ve never hit that block button faster in my entire life
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2 years
y’all really like bikes damn
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GAY AT THE ALY & AJ SHOW
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