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@YossarianSolo

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Single dad, not as Twitter impaired as I used to be. #GoCougs ! Go Wildcats! #NoWhiteFlags "All through the day I me mine, I me mine, I me mine"

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Joined January 2012
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3 years
@BradleyWhitford This is my go to response these days...
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10 months
@thehoffather @GovInslee Not only that, my health insurance quadrupled when Obamacare was implemented!
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10 months
@RiallJohnson @SPOG1952 It was the best officers who resigned or retired early because of a lack of support from city government.
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2 years
@PriscoCBS When 12s were trying to tell Broncos fans that Russ' game had dropped off, they thought we were being salty as they made their Super Bowl plans... Some were, but some of us were being realistic.
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5 years
@Seahawks They won't be available... they'll have a game the following week!
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10 months
@osubeavs21 @BrockHuard Also... never mind that we didn't allow USC and UCLA to vote after they announced their departure... that's not precedent! Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!
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10 months
@MrAndyNgo @Shivanthi @MinnesotaDFL Be careful what you wish for...
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9 months
@bennyjohnson You mean like a parent being kicked out of a school board meeting for reading from a book available to kids in the school library???
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8 months
@GernaderJake I haven't played in over a month... zero motivation to do so. Used to love it... ๐Ÿ˜ช
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11 months
@thehoffather He may as well have added, "We prefer to have our actions show the community that the system is unresponsive to their needs!"
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10 months
@JoeInOregon87 @WSUCougarFB God bless the #GoBeavs and #GoCougs ! PAC-2, Tupac forever!
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10 months
@not_florida @SPOG1952 Says common core math... They may not have been "defunded" as Kshama wanted, but their funding was reduced.
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10 months
@mhdksafa I did the same for an elderly woman with her caregiver last week... her EBT card didn't have enough on it and she was trying to figure out what to put back. It was $20 and change, so I paid it. She was so happy. It didn't occur to me that it was a scam because the checker said
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10 months
@Victorshi2020 They mustered up their "courage" once he was "on the ropes"... they must answer for their lack of conviction.
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1 year
@hwinkler4real Well, yah! You're also answer!
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10 months
@minakimes "competitive" "advantage"
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2 years
@fourscorestar @DanPriceSeattle @earthylisa I always say "It IS an entitlement! It's my money and I'm entitled to it!"
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6 years
@JOEL9ONE Ever get the feeling that some people took up being offended as a hobby???
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2 years
@FieldGulls Our draft picks deserve their own Twitter account with a tracker...
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2 years
@BrandiKruse You mean when he pretended to not know what was going on in the CHOP?
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1 year
@BillGuilfoil @JohnCleese I recall at one point in either the 70s or 80s TV stations censored Warner Bros cartoons (Road Runner, Daffy Duck, etc...) because the supposed impact that the violence could have on kids... to this day I've never shot a duck in the bill or pushed a coyote off of a cliff
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9 months
@wilnerhotline I'm not a lawyer, and I don't play one on TV, but... the arguments presented by the UW on behalf of the Traitorous-10 don't seem that impressive or compelling.
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3 years
@BrandiKruse From the feca... er, fertile minds of our 'leaders' in Olympia. Is anyone surprised? They ruined the private long-term care marketplace by coming up with a program that collects from many, with benefits for few! Status quo...
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4 years
@simsron @NEWSGUYSULLY How does the council expect to attract quality candidates after the way they've treated Chief Best? She can hold her head high. I hope she finds truly rewarding work in her future. โค
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10 months
@komonews Ever since the March 2005 "10-year plan to end homelessness" people have been requesting BOTH King County and Seattle establish some sort of accountability measures to make that the money is being used effectively... 2023 is 2/3 over and we're still waiting!
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9 months
@bennyjohnson From "The be careful what you wish for" department!
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9 months
@Super70sSports @rockhall They should be in! And so should the collective "Wrecking Crew"! Hal Blaine and Earl Palmer were inducted, but the contributions of the entire group to Rock n Roll is immense!
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11 months
@jasonrantz I dunno man! I feel another 'Extreme Tax Warning' coming soon!
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10 months
@bennyjohnson "minimize his impact"... So many punchlines, so little time! ๐Ÿ˜
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8 months
@stillgray The degree IS NOT the experience!
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8 months
@PaulTassi I'm 66. I've played Destiny and Destiny 2 since day 1. I don't have the same hand-to-eye coordination that I used to. I've always considered myself an "adequate" player, but I don't have a lot of Xbox friends, so I'm mostly a solo player. Rarely have I completed all of the
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9 months
@hawkblogger They'll sign a 54% impact player...
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7 months
@WestCoastCFB Buying into the crap being spun by the UW and PAC-12 lawyers is a losing proposition. There is no proof that they plan to withhold revenue.
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10 months
@KingCountyMetro @UW @SoundTransit @MyCommTrans @trimet How about polling your drivers? I bet they say something completely different!!!
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11 months
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7 months
@jenTCM "No flies on you!"
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3 years
@BrandiKruse In Seattle you can't even find a right wing at KFC!
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9 months
@PDFIsHere @VoteBaumgartner @amcauce Man, this could degenerate fairly quickly if we talk about famous alumni... World class journalist vs serial kil... Naw... ๐Ÿคฃ
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9 months
@GregWWoods Won't hear ESPN apologizing...
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2 years
@HustleChillson Olsen was/is clearly Team 3... another spinarooni for Russ.
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9 months
@RussellHartness Cal basically sent a message to management (most likely unintentionally) that they need to upgrade the team before he'd consider an extension.
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9 months
@Pac12Network @76 OSU and WSU say...
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8 months
@wilnerhotline Back in "the olden days" I used to avoid Colfax by turning off at the road to the airport and driving around the town on my way to Pullman.
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9 months
@Jake_M_Garcia Was Kolton Wong a "favor"?
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11 months
@jasonrantz What amuses me in all of this??? Nothing really, but... Anti-SPD folks celebrate every officer who leaves, when it is USUALLY the best of the best who leave because they are fed up with it all!
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1 year
@BrandiKruse Irony... After the State superb court rule his capital gains tax constitutional Inslee commented that he didn't see how people could even THINK that they'd try for an income tax... And yet! Here we are!
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1 year
@jasonrantz Don't forget the ban on natural gas as a primary heat source in favor of heat pumps, which adds about 9K to new construction... They ARE the cause and effect!
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3 years
@BrandiKruse Sounds like "I'm here to serve myself! Screw the people!"
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9 months
@Softykjr In what universe did he think this would go over well???
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9 months
@AaronLevine_ And stranded more than anyone???
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6 years
@alanalda Not crazy about it... but if you climb a barrier to storm a second barrier and you do it WITH your children, aren't you responsible for them? What happened to peacefully applying for asylum?
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1 year
@KIRO7Seattle Jay Inslee says, "I'm the only one who's allowed to gouge the citizens of Washington State!"
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7 months
@BobFergusonAG All the shuttered storefronts thank you... (not really, just in case you missed the sarcasm)
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2 years
@FieldGulls This is the same guy that said the Seahawks would be abysmal this season? Yeah... we'll listen to him! ๐Ÿ™„
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8 months
@nickdaschel I'm not paranoid, but... The world IS out to get the PAC-2!
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10 months
@ChangeWash Remember when he promised "efficiencies" in his very first campaign? We're still waiting!!! ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ’ฉ
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Mike B
8 months
@jasonscheer You'd only think it weird if you've ignored all the crap flung at WSU and OSU over the last few months... not just "Big Sky", "Mountain West", "carried for years by the rest of the conference", etc... Not every fan, but enough dancing on our graves...
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7 months
@wilnerhotline Also, Jones... "I haven't really followed them, and I missed the briefing. What did I get wrong?"
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Mike B
4 years
@ALOTdotcom Not going to click... once was on a flight from Vegas to Seattle. Linda Evans was on the flight. At baggage claim she was struggling to get a large suitcase off the carousel. Everyone was staring. I helped her. She smiled and said "Thank you"...
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10 months
@PattyMurray "fair" "share"... When politicians talk about "rebalancing the tax burden" they mean adding at the top without reducing at the bottom...
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11 months
@choeshow @GovInslee @wsdot Jay "I'll look out for your money after you give it to me" Inslee...
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7 months
@slmandel Coaches can no longer complain about NIL and the transfer portal... they've been moving on a lot longer than the players have.
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2 years
@zachleft Prediction, without looking at the schedule... Week 13 - Broncos fans will be saying "Why did we extend him before he even played a down?" He won't be bad, but he's not the savior their looking for...
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9 months
@RyanDivish Here's my question going forward... Will Dipoto and Ms management be a little more understanding when a player says something right after a game that they may regret? After all, he had PLENTY OF TIME to prepare for the NON-BROADCASTED presser!
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11 months
@BrockHuard The legacy of the PAC-12 network, courtesy of the ADs and presidents: L Scott makes a boatload of money. G Kliavkoff hires his Virginia buddy to negotiate a questionable media deal. Conference of Champions - poof!
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9 months
@slmandel It appears that the 10 are using the very same PAC-12 lawyers that helped get the conference where it isn't today! ๐Ÿ™„
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3 years
@jasonrantz The irony is, the council had no issue with this type of behavior when the Mayor was the focus... It should be deemed wrong no matter who the target id.
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2 years
@choeshow @GovInslee @POTUS @JoeBiden @MayorofSeattle Such a quick response to this "new' issue! ๐Ÿ™„
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2 years
@hawkblogger I predicted boos for Russ, but I expected it wouldn't be until the last quarter of the season. A $250 million dollar extension accelerates things...
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10 months
@stclairashley $53 buying fresh ingredients and using a slow cooker makes multiple meals WITH MONEY LEFT OVER!
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10 months
@MarinerMuse @SeattleSports I wondered after the comments from all of those "legends" if many or any of them could tell us what else they knew about George besides the comments he made?
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3 years
@BrandiKruse @amazon @MLorenaGonzalez Someone should ask all mayoral candidates and members of the city council what their vision of the city is WITHOUT Amazon...
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1 year
@vountee I'll take "Things Pete SHOULD HAVE said to Russ for $1,000!"
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11 months
@thehoffather Well... she can take advantage of all the roundabouts in the area since she's so good at talking in circles!
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1 year
@BrandiKruse Considering most politicians take the "I know what's best for my community, even if they don't!" approach, this is a welcome change.
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2 years
@GovInslee Still waiting for those "efficiencies" that you promised us in 2013... or was it really code for higher taxes?
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9 months
@dannyoneil Paul Silvi said something last night about a "disconnect" between management and the players... Wrong take... The disconnect is between management and the fans, who support the players!
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3 years
@seattletimes Downtown businesses were random targets all summer and they got no commitments from the city, police are leaving the department in droves... where is this ramped up security coming from?
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Mike B
9 months
@BrandiKruse They'd never say, "Let them OD in peace!" but that's what they're saying...
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7 months
@RealJamesWoods They make the rules, but the rules don't apply to them.
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10 months
@not_florida @SPOG1952 KOMO News - 2021 "In an 8-1 vote, the council approved a $355.5 million budget for SPD saying there are no cuts functionally for SPD. The budget includes funds to hire 125 officers in 2022. But the police departmentโ€™s budget is shrinking compared to years pastโ€”especially with a
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9 months
@NicoleAuerbach "We know what the bylaws say... but that's not what we meant!"
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2 years
@jasonrantz The left prides themselves on being "inclusive"...
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2 years
@Buddabaker3 @TDLockett12 And the receiver stumbled into Diggs and the refs gave him an Emmy... There are plays both ways in each game that get missed. Once you've been in the league a few years, you'll see that! ๐Ÿ™„
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9 months
@MarinersONtap My exposure to other teams has been mostly from YouTube videos and MLB Game Highlights... Some of them sound so bored with what they're doing.
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8 months
@BrandiKruse When defenders were saying "They don't literally mean 'defund'" she did! The budget was reduced AND is far below where it would need to be for FULL staffing.
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1 year
@CoachAtuaia @CoachDickert My first 4 years at WSU, we had 4 different head coaches... grateful to those who are HOME! #GoCougs
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9 months
@ZeekArkham She, like many politicians who have overstayed their time in DC, needed supporters who were honest with themselves and with her! The list is long and crosses the aisle and isn't just limited to congress.
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10 months
@PFF_Steve If by "figure out NIL" you mean leave it up to donors while keeping all of their revenue, then... sure...
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10 months
@thehoffather Golly... I hope someone from local media asks him about it on the campaign trail... ๐Ÿ™„ I can dream, can't I??? ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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Mike B
3 years
@kentpd Now if we can only find out who is buying them and nail them as well!
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2 years
@DailyBroncos Seahawks will take him back if Denver includes a draft pick and pays 80% of his contract in exchange for Drew Lock... we need a backup for Geno.
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10 months
@GeorgeTakei Almost didn't recognize Alice...
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Mike B
7 years
@LynnwoodHS Lady Royals District 1 Champs!!!
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9 months
@Avocadoposts1 Only dog I've ever been bitten by was a wire-haired dachshund! This list is full of ๐Ÿ’ฉ! It's the owner that makes a dog dangerous!
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10 months
@Softykjr Very sad... ironic how the Angels went "all-in" at the trade deadline and the M's "didn't do enough"...
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2 years
@ksorbs Not the best analogy... This is more telling.
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