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@YoshkeZoidberg
Super Zoidbergio Bros
4 years
You want a Phillies prediction that I could see them doing: Klentak goes, MacPhail gets put to a senior advisor type role, Sam Fuld in named the new GM and Dave Dombrowski gets the president role. Take that for what it's worth.
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10 months
Run through the middle, Eagles have shown no ability to stop it.
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Nature is Amazing ☘️
10 months
what would you do if you found bald eagles on your front porch?
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10 months
Surprisingly he also has a blueprint of the US Capital.
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JPAFootball
10 months
Nick Bosa says the #49ers have provided the #Cowboys with a “blueprint” on how to stop Jalen Hurts… “We put the blueprint out there ... Hopefully, the Cowboys watch the tape.” (via: @NFLTrenchBattle )
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7 months
Kentucky, during the NCAA tournament
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10 months
Guy is a top 5 WR in the game and they're calling QB draws and screens to ice the game.
@Tim_McManus
Tim McManus
10 months
AJ Brown declines to talk. “There’s nothing to say.”
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@YoshkeZoidberg
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3 years
The Rockies gave $182 million dollars to Kris Bryant, the Phillies have $179 million to Kyle Schwarber and Nick Castellanos combined.
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4 years
COVID got more Marlins out than the Phillies bullpen.
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3 years
Eagles are a Jalen Reagor away from being 7-6.
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1 year
Things that need to be banned or changed because Philly sports teams are good at them. 1. Division Series baseball 2. QB sneaks
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3 years
DeVonta Smith now has more career receiving yards than Jalen Reagor.
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3 years
Philadelphia somehow had the #1 pick on the MLB draft, the NBA draft, and #2 in the NHL draft over a period of 12 months and ended up with Mickey Moniak, Nolan Patrick, and Markelle Fultz.
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4 years
Biden with the list of potential Eagles Head Coaches
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3 years
Love watching Ben Simmons break another fanbase in real time.
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2 years
John Fetterman, showing off the newest Sixers uniform
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2 months
Phillies 1st half vs 2nd half
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2 years
I find this Sixers arena talk very amusing because this country isn't even going to exist in 2031.
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1 month
See, all you guys who shit on Whit Merrifield, he's winning games for the Phillies in September. Now who's laughing??
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2 years
Weird, because Bohm said it was broken on the field. It's almost like he went to see a medical specialist to diagnose and treat the issue with medical science and didn't just do his own research.
@JClarkNBCS
John Clark
2 years
Alec Bohm gets a break His finger is dislocated, not broken, according to manager Rob Thomson X-rays were negative and they popped it back out. Rob doesn’t know if he will have to go to the IL. From @NBCSPhilly
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@YoshkeZoidberg
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5 years
Curt Schilling asked Jake Tapper why Jews support Democrats, like Jake is a representative for all Jews. Curt Schilling posted a picture comparing Muslims to Nazis. Curt Schilling has said awful things about transgender people. Stop promoting Curt Schilling.
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3 years
Could you imagine the bill at Friday's if these two went?
@sixers
Philadelphia 76ers
3 years
from Sixers to #NBA75 .
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3 years
"James Harden is a bad teammate and probably will want out" seems to be missing the very obvious caveat that the main person being traded for him literally is refusing to play for the Sixers.
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4 months
All the Clippers fans coming to warn Sixers fans about poor playoff performances like we didn't live through Ben Simmons, Tobias Harris and James Harden.
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2 years
AJ Brown is only an Eagle because Jacksonville turned the WR market on it's ear, so once again, thanks Doug.
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4 years
Shelley Long was in Night Shift, with Henry Winkler; automatically better than Kirstie Alley.
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9 days
Because we're fucking family. I say that line about my family all time time, yet, when push comes to shove, I'd take a bullet for them.
@JoshReynolds24
Josh Reynolds
10 days
Hitting a bomb to tie the game after mouthing “these f***ing people” in your previous at bat is objectively the funniest & most Philadelphia thing anyone could ever do
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4 months
Keep my teams names out of your fucking mouth.
@Laurenjmayk
Lauren Mayk
4 months
“You used to heave good teams, do you still have good teams here?” Trump asks at rally in Philly
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3 years
The amount of weirdos that Philadelphia sports teams acquired from 2015-2020 should be it's own 30 for 30.
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11 months
DeSean turned into Ben Franklin so slowly.
@JClarkNBCS
John Clark
11 months
“I was lobbying for Jalen Hurts back when we had Carson Wentz starting at that time” “I looked at Howie and I told him, ‘that kid is going to be special man.’ He had a different mentality. His mentality was different then. Just how eager he was to win. He had an older
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1 year
Phillies clinch a playoff spot Guy who scored the winning run: DFA'd from the worst team in baseball. Guy who hit the winning RBI: Spent most of the year in AA. Guy who got the win: Minor league deal, was called up after he threw batting practice to Bryce Harper.
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JT Realmuto with as many hits as vaccines he has taken.
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3 years
Happy Thanksgiving.
@SpeakOnFS1
Speak
3 years
The Nick Sirianni experiment has failed in Philly. “Dan Campbell has shown me more with his 0-7 Lions than Nick Sirianni has shown me with these 2-5 Eagles.” — @EmmanuelAcho
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2 years
Just remember, a large chunk of anti-Embiid sentiment is still rooted in old fashion racism, and I'll believe that until the day I die.
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2 years
3rd time in the past 3 days the Cardinals couldn't close it out vs Philly.
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2 years
Trading Kyle Gibson for Taijuan Walker, Brad Hand for Matt Strahm, and Jean Segura for Trea Turner.
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8 months
Giving up 38 vs the Chiefs in 4 quarters vs Giving up 25 vs the Chiefs in 5 quarters.
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@YoshkeZoidberg
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3 years
Eagles fans when someone disrespects Doug Pederson.
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2 years
Phillies moves they should make over the next 24 hours 1. Fire Girardi 2. DFA Norwood, Odubel. 3. IL for Segura 4. Call up Maton 5. Call up Morales 6. Call up Appel
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2 years
Part of me respects Castellanos because every AB is me playing MLB the Show.
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3 years
I know Harden is flawed and will probably drive me crazy, but Ben Simmons is literally using mental health as a shield not to play that is going to magically go away, and that is really loathsome.
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5 years
Wentz gave up 37 points to a team averaging 15. Damn him.
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7 months
It's that time again!
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@FoxPHLGambler
Fox Sports PHL Gambler
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“Does that mean we’re gonna win now?” - Saquon Barkley’s daughter when Saquon told her they were going to the Eagles🤣
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2 years
In another world, Sandy Alcantara strikes out Didi Gregorious 3 times, while Joe Girardi wonders if he started Johan Camargo instead. In Allentown Nick Maton goes 3 for 4.
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3 months
I know everyone rags on announcers that are not their own, but the Phillies have the best record in baseball, at least learn how to pronounce their names.
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2 years
Salisbury wasn't afraid, he knew if Castellanos tried to swing at him, he'd miss.
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3 years
Eagles have a LB, Phillies went over the tax, and the Sixers have two playmaking guards. What's next, competent Flyers management?!
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@WexlerRules
Daniel Wexler
3 years
Phillies traded Curtis Mead 2 seasons ago for Christopher Sanchez (who?) and FG's just ranked Mead the Rays #3 prospect with a 50 FV
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Listen, past isn't prologue, but the Phillies blew a 4-0 lead to the Padres in game 2 last year, lost the momentum, and won the series.
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2020 Phillies average Fastball Velo Heath Hembree: 94.0 Ramon Rosso: 93.8 David Hale 92.8 Tommy Hunter 92.8 Brandon Workman 92.6 Adam Morgan 91.8 Blake Parker 90.8 2023 Alvarado 99.1 Soto: 99 Kerkering: 98.1 Seranthony: 97.6 Hoffman: 97.1 Kimbrel: 96 Strahm: 93.6
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2 months
That Kenny Pickett to the Vikings trade is going to hit so smooth.
@RapSheet
Ian Rapoport
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#Vikings first-round QB JJ McCarthy underwent a full meniscus repair this morning and is out for the 2024 season, sources tell me and @TomPelissero . The repair, done by Dr. Chris Larson at Twin Cities Orthopedics, gives McCarthy the best chance at a long, successful career.
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1 year
Why are Phillies and Eagles fans fighting when we can all agree on hating the Sixers.
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2 years
Seranthony has to be the closer, Hand and Brogdon as the setup guys, Knebel to the IL, Familia to the moon.
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1 year
Nailed it, @mlombardiNFL
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Las Vegas Raiders
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@tai_walker
Taijuan Walker
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Man @Eagles looking real good this first half 🔥🔥
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2 years
Chris Simms, the QB evaluator who thought Kellen Mond was a better prospect than Jalen Hurts.
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4 months
Sorry, the best moment in the past year in sports was seeing 25 men singing "Dancing on My Own" half dressed and drunk, you think painted nails is going to phase anyone?
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Super Zoidbergio Bros
2 years
The Sixers will of course get another star, because the nature of a star is that it is slowly dying and we are blinded by light it gave off years ago.
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Super Zoidbergio Bros
4 years
@TomPelissero Cole McDonald lost his job, EIEIO.
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3 years
Let me ask a question, if the Phillies could trade Didi, and sign Kris Bryant, would you be ok with Galvis at SS next year?
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2 years
They haven't quit all year. They've been beaten, made mistakes, lost, but haven't quit; and either will I; I owe them that, at least.
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Super Zoidbergio Bros
3 years
Good Morning. Fun Fact: A young Chris Christie wrestled under the name King Kong Bundy in the mid 80s.
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4 years
The most horrifying thing involving Lance Armstrong is the time he was on Arthur.
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4 months
Listen to this clip, and think about what Dick Allen went through. And then, think about how Bill James wrote how much of a terrible person Allen was; helped keep him out of the HOF. If you think James is reflective today, he's talking about giving Trevor Bauer a 2nd chance.
@Ben13Porter
Ben Porter
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Take 2 minutes out of your day for the great Reggie Jackson to give you a powerful history lesson
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3 years
John Smoltz got Tommy John surgery at 34, Al Leiter was a teammate of Tommy John, the pitcher who played 15 years after the surgery that was later named for him, but sure, why trust science.
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3 years
Is this real life? Like a real life NBA player?
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2 years
Let's thank the man who without him, not of this happens....Calvin Ridley's bookie.
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5 years
@GovMikeHuckabee It's like your son celebrating National Pet Day or your daughter doing the President's Fitness Test.
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3 years
I think the reason why Philly fans are so incredulous is they watched this play out over years, and now a bunch of people with little or no knowledge of the situation are waging fingers and telling people what happened.
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Super Zoidbergio Bros
2 years
If the Phillies really have those vibes, they'll win the game off of Josh Hader.
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1 year
This is the Phillies, a ridiculous streaky team that can beat anyone and lose to anyone. They killed a 104 win team and just died vs an 84 win one.
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10 months
Whenever someone has a viral tweet, they tend to promote something in a reply I notice. I got nothing, just love each other, be kind to animals, and enjoy what you eat.
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Super Zoidbergio Bros
2 years
I believe, maybe I'm speaking out of turn, that most Phillies fans are aware that firing Joe Girardi isn't a magic bullet, however, they are 7 games under .500 on Memorial Day with a top 5 payroll. Why should he keep his job, what is the benefit?
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2 years
Harper 3:16 says we just whooped your ass.
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@MattressMack
2 years
Do not be overcome by evil, but overcome evil with good. Romans 12:21
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3 years
The Phillies organization deserves to be embarrassed.
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I'm sorry, I know not winning championships or potentially not winning championships sucks, but man, and I hate to sound like Old Man Potato Sack here, but so many younger fans don't know shit. You know what's worse than this, irrelevance.
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2 years
Girardi manages the Phillies like they are the 95 win Yankees, always preparing them for an October run, yet not counting on them being out of it but mid September.
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Super Zoidbergio Bros
4 months
Robert Suarez had given up 2 ER all year. He gave up 2 tonight. The most hits he gave up in one outing was 2. He gave up 4 in the 9th tonight.
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Super Zoidbergio Bros
4 years
White and will be out of the league by 30.
@ProFootballTalk
ProFootballTalk
4 years
T.Y. Hilton: Carson Wentz has some "Andrew Luck traits."
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Super Zoidbergio Bros
2 years
People really want to crack whip about watching bad Phillies teams, don't they realize what people over 35 went through.
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2 years
I find it very hard to be mad at anyone, it's amazing, this entire ride. Terribly disappointed, but not mad.
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Super Zoidbergio Bros
3 years
Phillies announce they are bringing back bullpen carts
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Super Zoidbergio Bros
1 year
Sorry, it's been 6 games guys, and if the Eagles didn't hire Brian Johnson as the offensive coordinator, another team would have; and he's not being fired nor should he be; and being concerned is fine, but stop acting like mid 90s WIP callers.
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2 years
Seeing a lot of takes from people who haven't watched the Phillies in months or all year. The move was fine, the pitch didn't cut. It happened. Score some runs.
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Super Zoidbergio Bros
11 months
I'm sorry, but if random white QB led back to back game winning drives vs the Chiefs and Bills, had his team 10-1, had 29 total total TDs, the stories written about him would make him sound like a cross between Johnny U and Tom Brady II.
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Super Zoidbergio Bros
3 years
I've said this before, but Ben Davis was the #3 pick in the draft who was a giant bust, never played for the Phillies, and yet somehow got a job as a color analyst where he constantly talks like he was Babe Ruth.
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Super Zoidbergio Bros
5 years
@JOEL9ONE I saw a hockey player play with no jaw before; he was just the top half of his skull.
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Phillies are frauds In 2 of the last 3 games they chased Logan Webb and José Berríos before the 5th inning. Total frauds.
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3 years
So weird that guys like Ertz and Kelce are so willing to talk about getting Philadelphia and accountability. Almost like they've been holding some stuff in, maybe about an ex teammate, who just didn't get it.
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Super Zoidbergio Bros
4 years
Remember when Charlie Manuel threatened to kick Eskin's ass and then won a World Series.
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Super Zoidbergio Bros
3 years
I like JP Crawford, but of the 100 things the Phillies screwed up on, the Segura trade is way down the list.
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Super Zoidbergio Bros
3 years
@BrandonGowton Here is my favorite Reagor stat, and I repeat it often, but at my age that's what you do. In his first game, in the first quarter, he caught a 55 yard pass. He has never topped that total in any game since.
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Not only are they a bad show, they are incredibly lazy.
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2 years
Really creepy stuff that we should all be watching .
@JuliaDavisNews
Julia Davis
2 years
Russia rang in the New Year with cringeworthy entertainment and mean-spirited schadenfreude towards Ukrainians and Europeans who are left without food, heating and hot water because of Russia's invasion of Ukraine. Russian state TV assured the troops: "Death does not exist."
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3 years
Eagles should make Kelly Ripa a captain for that game.
@AdamSchefter
Adam Schefter
3 years
Giants announced that Michael Strahan's No. 92 will be retired November 28 vs. the Eagles.
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3 years
The Bears unless they suffer a head injury.
@TFFPhilip
ThrillsFantasyFootball
3 years
One trade that I really really hope goes down before the NFL trade deadline is this… Eagles Receive: Allen Robinson II Bears Receive: Jalen Reagor and a 2022 6th Round Pick Who says no??
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4 years
Howie ruined this, and he's probably going to pick the next HC and the next batch of players. He hasn't signed a quality free agent since 2017, his drafts are filled with misses, a LT that was on the trade market this year, a WR in the 2nd round who will be cut.
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Super Zoidbergio Bros
3 months
I mean look at this fit on Fetterman
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Super Zoidbergio Bros
1 year
Eagles Super Bowl was the actual Super Bowl.
@es3_09
Ernie The Cowboys Fan
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The #Cowboys need to come out hot this Sunday. This is the #Eagles Super Bowl and they’re bringing everything they have. It’s officially ‘Cowboys Week’ in the city of Philadelphia.
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@4to15character Because people will say anything and a bunch of tankies who have zero idea will like and retweet it.
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