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Yoni Wolf

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5 years

@fannychoir @sad13 Had to get pretty major hand surgery when I was in Germany. Was expecting to have to go bankrupt over it. Got the bill. It was $400. Would have been free if I was a citizen

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6 years

Just got discharged from another therapist for being “relatively adjusted”. Yay! Good to know I’ve still got the verbal abilities to pull the wool over these shrinks’ eyes into thinking I’m a healthy citizen even though we all know I’m a ticking time bomb. I’ve still got it!

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4 years

@_holmes_holmes That HBO series was riveting and Michelle was a beast. He was right under the police's nose for 40 years and I believe one big reason they never caught him is because they never go after their own. So fucked up.

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7 years

As an empath with a gf going thru a hard time, when she asked why I seem depressed, I literally had to explain to her that “when you dip, I dip, we dip”.

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11 years

@lordemusic I tumblr'ed you my email and phone number. Let's do this. I'll be the shitty father you never had.

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3 years

I miss having a friend group. sitcoms and social media make it look so appealing. How does one in their autumn years even cultivate such a thing? Asking for a friend, or three.

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Yoni Wolf

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4 years

Only those evil live to see their own likeness in stone

From 2017: Confederate Monuments Are Coming Down Across the United States. Here’s a List. (Publis...

Many government officials have called to remove dozens of controversial statues, markers and other monuments from public grounds.

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Yoni Wolf

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5 years

Arizona, Florida, Illinois, Ohio! You vote Tuesday Mar 17 or before. More important now than ever in light of the plague. We can still do this!

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Yoni Wolf

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6 years

What are some healthy alternatives to suicide?

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Yoni Wolf

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3 years

Feeling anxious depressed guilty ashamed lonely hopeless helpless overserious dry old sick tired thirsty and isolated. What should I watch?!

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Yoni Wolf

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11 years

@lordemusic Let's rectify the situation with some touring/collaboration!!

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Yoni Wolf

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5 years

Can a scientist please explain this

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Yoni Wolf

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4 years

That’s right punk. Now keep my name off your smuggly pursed lips. You’re skeeving me out.

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

4 years

I am working hard to expose the corruption and dishonesty in the Lamestream Media. That part is easy, the hard part is WHY?

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4 years

Quarantine w partner. Masturbate in the other room silently like a criminal; like I’m burglarizing my own house. In a way I am.

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4 years

Damn

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Yoni Wolf

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8 years

My talk w @OrphanBlack star & self-proclaimed rap head, @tatianamaslany is up at & elsewhere

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5 years

Yay!

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Yoni Wolf

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4 years

Incredibly moving new @foxing song. Honored to have played a tiny role in it.

Foxing - Speak With The Dead (feat. WHY?) [Official Video]

► Buy/Stream "Speak With The Dead": http://ffm.to/foxingddtm► For tour dates and merch: http://foxingtheband.comFrom the album "Draw Down The Moon" out now o...

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Yoni Wolf

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7 years

Berlin, it took much searching but we found the basketball court of The Hollows fame! See you tonight at Festsaal Kreutzburg.

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Yoni Wolf

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5 years

The only time me or anyone I know pay attention to @pitchfork is when we hop back in a time machine and head back to Y2K. They get so much wrong it’s comical. It is literally the Fox News of the music industry. They only get clicks by people like me tweeting negatives like this.

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5 years

The look on the yoga teacher’s face when she asks my name and I tell her Yoni

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Yoni Wolf

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9 months

Welp it took me years of scrimping and saving to purchase Condé Nast but I finally got my revenge for the Mumps, Etc review. Sorry. Too soon? Too soon.

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1 year

Well. It’s in God’s (mastering engineer) hands now

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5 years

Can you imagine Biden vs tr*mp debate. He will be eaten alive, shit out, eaten again, reanimated by dem establishment w new digital sorcery (which I suspect already happed before), emerge from tr*mp belly Alien style, get verbally choked out, pissed on, AND disrespected. Fuck.

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5 years

Just gonna come right out and say it... I’m terrified.

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Yoni Wolf

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4 years

This is a little aside but considering the power they have, shouldn’t cops have the same amount of schooling as say a doctor or a lawyer?

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Yoni Wolf

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5 years

If I was dictator I’d at least do practical shit like command all music be in the key of c major (for example) so the whole empire would be in pleasant harmony w no clashy dissonant overlaps when 2 cars pull up at a stoplight or you walk past a music festival w earbuds in or w/e

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Yoni Wolf

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7 years

wedding at my hotel playing beauty & the beast song as bride & groom did first dance. Seemed fucked up, then I caught glimpse of him like oh

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Yoni Wolf

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6 years

Will someone PLEASE nominate me for Queer Eye

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Yoni Wolf

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4 years

I just saved a bee. Found him in the light fixture. Put him outside. Wasn’t moving. Gave him honey. He flew away after eating for a few mins. I know we’re not really doing parades as such at the moment but... maybe a brief one...? Or a special stimulus medal or something?

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Yoni Wolf

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5 years

Full transparency it’s actually 64 mil but who’s counting... (Wikipedia, Forbes, IMDb, various others... you know, the usual suspects)

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Yoni Wolf

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2 months

New @whywithaqmark album is officially out! Dig in and let us know what you think.

WHY? - The Well I Fell Into

Listen to The Well I Fell Into by WHY?.

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Yoni Wolf

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6 years

Guys I made a song w my friend @Lalabandlala !

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Yoni Wolf

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3 years

My new thing is catching it with the poop bag straight out of my dog’s hole like filling a waffle cone up under the soft serve machine at Ponderosa. Anybody wanna catch Sylvan Esso in Columbus or Louisville w me next week?

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Yoni Wolf

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1 year

How am I still so horny after all these years. Never woulda thought

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4 years

@SenSanders Difference between calm and panic. It means security

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Yoni Wolf

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5 years

Having a really tough day. I wish I would have appreciated my aughts, teens, twenties and thirties. I thought THOSE were difficult!

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5 years

The formerly respectable blog called @pitchfork is nothing but a tool for their big 10 corporate parent to promote work owned by other big music corporations and squash real independent artists. Swim in your coin you sold out washed up shill. Guess what, we aren’t going anywhere.

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Yoni Wolf

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4 years

I wish I could get more done. Maybe if these times weren’t so damn unprecedented

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Yoni Wolf

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7 years

I am beyond saddened by this news. Bren was a human of the highest quality. We love and miss him so much.

anticon records

@anticon

7 years

Just received news of a major loss - the passing of our dear friend and Anticon co-founder @AliasAnticon . We will always remember him for his incredible heart and talent, and the support he gave us all. Rest in peace Brendon Whitney.

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Yoni Wolf

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6 years

Headline for an article in a design mag about fonts: THERE’S A NEW SERIF IN TOWN

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Yoni Wolf

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6 years

EU, UK, and US, we will be playing Alopecia in its entirety for its 10 year anniversary! Get your tix now at . This is a once in a lifetime thing. Don’t miss it!

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Yoni Wolf

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5 years

Feeling a great deal of anxiety surrounding tonight’s impending primary results and the rest of it. Feeling powerless against the money people. But I still hope. Might f around and hibernate til 2021. Or do a little semisweet cereal binge.

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6 years

I def wouldn’t do well in prison but I was born for house arrest

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Yoni Wolf

@YoniWolf

5 years

Thanks so much Glenn! This is an honor of the highest order!

Glenn Howerton

@GlennHowerton

5 years

Shoutout to my boy, @YoniWolf and @whywithaqmark

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Yoni Wolf

@YoniWolf

5 years

Are our immune systems gonna be weak af after we haven’t left our houses in months? Should we be doing some at home dirt play?

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Yoni Wolf

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4 years

works every time

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Yoni Wolf

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1 year

There’s always one person, you're scrolling down to see if they watched your stories. This is our modern humiliation. A distant digital yearning

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Yoni Wolf

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4 years

Proud of my gf for starting a book club for her huge German catholic family to read anti-racism books by Black authors in order to start a dialog abt how they might be racist in ways they hadn’t considered. Whites need to have these talks

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Yoni Wolf

@YoniWolf

6 years

😡😡😡

Nicki

@nickismol

6 years

@YoniWolf I sleep on my back, cause it's good for the spine/ Aaaaaaaaaand coffin practice.

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5 years

I’m dreaming of a whiteclaw Christmas

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Yoni Wolf

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10 months

Consider this tweet my commitment to remaining alive to the best of my ability as long as my parents and my dog are still alive. Beyond that, all bets are off.

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Yoni Wolf

@YoniWolf

4 years

This is me showing off all my tricks&trinkets ™️ to the good folks at @TIDAL

TIDAL

@TIDAL

4 years

For our #HomeWithTIDAL series, we asked some artists to show us how they’re keeping busy lately. Yoni Wolf of @whywithaqmark gives us a closer look at all of the instruments in his collection. 🎹🥁 🎧:

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6 years

We are delighted to announce that in celebration of our album “Alopecia” turning 10 years old, we are rereleasing it in several beautiful versions. So glad to have this album back in print. Order now! The limited edition shit will sell out fast.

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Yoni Wolf

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6 years

Guys I’m not sure I’m living my best life. Or even my second best life :(

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Yoni Wolf

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3 months

I hate how much we just throw shit away in our culture. Does anyone fix stuff anymore? I have shit I would pay someone to fix. A lamp. A blender. My heart. I don’t want to throw away and buy new.

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Yoni Wolf

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7 years

Thought I’d sage out the studio before starting new tune. Had never burned the stuff be4 but gf had some & I know it’s supposed to get rid of demons or w/e. Fuck if it doesn’t smell like str8 homeless yoga dude b.o. in here. Keep finding myself sniffing my own pits like “not me”

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Yoni Wolf

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5 years

Here we go

Joyful Noise

@JoyfulNoiseRecs

5 years

Announcing new album from @whywithaqmark called AOKOHIO! Avail for pre-order now, out digitally 8/9 and in stores 8/30. Dlx ed. on 3x10”s, ltd to 1000 on primary color & bone! New video content will be released every 2 weeks in album sequence ->

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Coming up with the album title is so much pressure. The context in which the album will be listened. I had one for months and literally everyone hated it so it was back to the drawing board.

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Yoni Wolf

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8 years

Anyone have contact info for that Mars expedition?

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Yoni Wolf

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6 years

Gonna jack off. Any great porn recommendations? (what if we did this instead of asking about the dope shit on Netflix)

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Yoni Wolf

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3 years

Not to show favoritism— you are all so amazing— but I only listen to adrianne lenker now

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Yoni Wolf

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2 years

Daily game: is it the weed I smoked last night or is it Covid?

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Yoni Wolf

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6 years

To be clear, I am not going to kill myself. Thanks for your concern tho! there are alternatives to ending. Kill one part of yrself to allow other part to flourish. Just need major shift I think but have no idea what it looks like. I think this is a universal feeling In USA rn?

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Yoni Wolf

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8 years

I'm making banana chips in the oven rn (obv) and I swear it smells exactly like Auntie Anne's. Daddy likey. I'm going mall walking tomorrow.

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Yoni Wolf

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2 years

Just dawned on me that I might have been mistaking therapy for confession these last 15 years

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Yoni Wolf

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5 years

Who else is suffering from Old Town Road syndrome? Everything in my life becomes a verse in the melody of “blah blah blah blah blah blah blah ranglers on my booty”

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5 years

I got straight A’s in school, and yet I find it so difficult and confusing to pay my taxes even with an accountant. I always figure it out eventually but every year is like climbing the strange mountain all over again Like what do legitimately stupid people do?

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Yoni Wolf

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Was a real treat to look back at these tunes, many of which I had lost track of

An Introductory Guide to the WHY? Extended Universe

With Yoni Wolf’s seventh album under the moniker landing this week, we’re going deep on the guest spots, remixes, covers, and other rarities that have padded out his 25-year career.

floodmagazine.com

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Yoni Wolf

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8 years

If you have a shit ton of followers, be a pal and retweet this or something :

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Yoni Wolf

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5 years

What if us recording artists got together and set up a union?

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Yoni Wolf

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5 years

Sorry for the negativity everyone. Sometimes you can’t hold your tongue.

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Yoni Wolf

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7 years

We had a wonderfully successful spring tour in the US, CAN, EU, UK, and JP! Thanks to all that came out and sang/danced along. I love you!

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4 years

Wtf I for real thought Billie Eilish was British this whole time! I even thought she was faking an American accent until my gf told me I was thinking of Billy Elliott.

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4 years

If you could be anywhere rn, where would it be? I’d be in the artist area of a small european summer festival just as murmurs begin going ‘round abt dinner’s arrival in the catering tent. Might strike up a convo w Cat Power’s bass player as we work on our lentils

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Yoni Wolf

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3 years

That’s right folks. You heard it here first.

BRODER

@AndrewBroder

3 years

HYMIE'S BASEMENT ( @YoniWolf & @AndrewBroder ) 'PHANTOM THROB' Produced by Andrew Broder Additional Production by Yoni Wolf & @Psymun Guitar by Jeremy Ylvisaker @AlphaConsumer3 Mixed by Josh Berg Mastered by @alecness Cover photo by @zpfphotography

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5 years

Gorgeous

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Yoni Wolf

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6 years

An app called Hindsite ®️©️™️ where you can upload pics of your butt for people to rate. Top rating is Hindsite 20/20 ®️©️™️. 🍑🍑🍑

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4 years

@ZachWKelly Sun Kil Moon song “Bens my friend” about Ben Gibbard/Death Cab

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5 years

I’m perusing my back catalogue playing a little game I like to call “most humiliating vocal performance”

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6 years

I wish I had a magic fairy producer type friend who could come over and tell me what to do with the million or so songs I have started but don’t know how to finish.

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4 years

I’m calling on the great British baking show to abolish the electoral college

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8 years

My instagram is chalk full of photos of h(y)uge marches all over the world. I'm proud of us today y'all! Women of the world take over!

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4 years

Perhaps we should start an unemployment fund for cops who quit and speak out?

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My brother just quit the NYPD... salute to that King

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6 years

Love you dude! You should come hang w us at Teragram Ballroom on Nov 16 playing the album front to back

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6 years

“Alopecia” by WHY? @whywithaqmark remains one of my all time favorite albums 10 yrs later. I return to it constantly. @YoniWolf is a true artist.

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5 years

A typical dm

Christian Lee Hutson

@chrisleehutson

5 years

hey i was at your show last night and this is really awkward but i saw you this morning at the am/pm eating pickled herring over a trash can and i just wanted to say you were really good

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6 years

Life hack: no salary!

MarketWatch

@MarketWatch

6 years

By 35, you should have twice your salary saved, according to retirement experts:

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1 year

Just woke from a dream I murked a guy for Taylor swift. He climbed in the window and was coming at her. Did it with his own scissors which I snatched. I need out of the empire. I want my subconscious back

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6 years

I am probably the only one still watching this madness but I just can’t look away. What do you think really happened? Was he truly a virgin until after college? Is he still? Does he also have a slimy pink button mushroom penis like the president? Do they all?

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Yoni Wolf

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3 years

I know mare of easttown is about people being murdered but all I can think is golly wouldn’t it be nice to live in a little town where you know everyone and everyone knows you and you just drop by randomly and have a beer and a casual or not so casual conversation. Sans murders

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5 years

"When the end of the world comes, I want to be in Cincinnati because it's always 20 years behind the times." —Mark Twain We are just now getting swine flu over here! Come through!

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Yoni Wolf

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7 years

Ok. It happened. They passed that tax bill. Us working class and self employed folks are obviously no longer welcome in this country. Where to y’all? Australia? Spain? South America? Let’s get an immigrant community going in a place that doesn’t treat immigrants like shit too.

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Yoni Wolf

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6 years

New band name: JFKFC

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9 years

Ohio, Florida, Missouri, N Carolina, Illinois: Vote today! But if ur not voting 4 @BernieSanders , go back 2 sleep.

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5 years

For those who’ve been without

doseone

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KNOCK KNOCK... Who’s there? #cLOUDDEAD

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Yoni Wolf

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8 years

If you're lonely just eat something sweet! Or something salty! Still lonely after that? Eat some more! :)

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Yoni Wolf

@YoniWolf

5 years

Did you think the white ass powers that be were gonna do nothing and let a Jew into the White House? We gotta keep pushing. They have a debate coming up right? That could be interesting.

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Yoni Wolf

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3 years

There are certainly more important things but why hasn’t my wiki been updated in a decade

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