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@lporiginalg The title “super model” is thrown around pretty flippantly these days!
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@ThebestFigen This looks Fake AF. Like removing fake hair by an unskilled hairdresser Guy also looks like an actor for late night tv🤣🤣
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@lporiginalg virginity is a social construct 🪄👶🤣
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@lporiginalg I don’t know about you but I’m willing to go to jail for a good steak.
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@ClownWorld_ Watch the first few seconds. (( cop: “sir can you please step out of the vehicle? )) was not a command He asked and he asked why Officer starts yelling and lying from that point on Escalation and guy has a good lawsuit. Watch again pay attention
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@UnusualVideos For a minute that customer was ready to John wick that office. 🫨😎
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@EuropeInvasionn Somebody is gonna post about this in uk and go to jail longer then the foreign murdering arsonists
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@WeedPorns When you’ve rolled a million you can do it in your sleep. I bet I’ve rolled the end of my sheets as a joint. Called sleep rolling. Just wish smoking in a dream let you wake up high.
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@UnusualVideos A mini explosion
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@hankisinvesting @DailyLoud Epstein list is too white with billionaires
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@Prolotario1 I hope all of Hollywood’s exposure is this election years October surprise. It’s a big club and spills into politics too
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@WeedPorns When u eat them all.
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@lporiginalg Remember this ladies when your girlfriends tell you you’re everything a man should want. 🤯🫨🤣
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@lporiginalg We hang with you for a good time. Not a long time.
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@WeedPorns My biggest threat from weed is to my bank account from door dash.
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@FAFO_TV Imagine getting hit so hard from a bike coming out of the sky that your cloths come flying off 💀😵🤣
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@WeedPorns Like a smart man Im sure he saw him packing it and hid there till the time was right. 🤣
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@fasc1nate Hard with low fi grainy photo but I think I see it.
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@s8n Such a nice cat. Mine yells at me to feed it as soon as the sun shines. No snuggles He’s worse then an alarm cause I have to get up and walk to turn it off 🤣
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@HowThingsWork_ This guy would make the rapunzel story end real quick 🤣
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@lporiginalg If you caught a whiff of them indoors it would haunt you for life! 😱
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@StrangestMedia No balls hurt only the fupa was impacted 😱🤣🤣🤣
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@WeedPorns My boss texting me after I hit the bowl
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@DefiantLs Looks like the type that was on his way to meet a 10 year old he met online. We’re gonna see him again when he’s caught in a sting operation
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@stillgray Captain pedo The worst avenger
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@TheFigen_ This is a fake ass train 🤣🤣 It’s a studio room with actors and extras 🤣🤣👍
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@UnusualVideos It's already too late. RIP 😆💀
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@s8n Road trip to Canada 😎🤣🤣
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@lporiginalg If it was my daughter The only thing she created was her dad a homicide suspect That’s if any evidence is left behind 🫨😱🤯
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@Quipple @lporiginalg About to say the same thing. It just seems so fake. Some folks need some side income during this Hollywood strike. 🤣👍
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@iluminatibot The only embrace I’ll be giving NO TAP
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@s8n Kick start my heart by Motley Crue
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@bennyjohnson Yeah I always send my wife in to cover when I call in sick. Nothing strange here.
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@Lukewearechange Take it easy on them cops. They have a full list of people to visit for their views they posted on Facebook Priorities!
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@WeedPorns I’m smoke a joint there and make everyone smell like weed and give the servers the shift off. Not all super hero’s wear capes
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@Rainmaker1973 They are the cutest most adorable Genocidal creatures on earth.
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@s8n How could you not ?? I’d have done the same He’s too cool 😎👍
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@WeedPorns This would be my first flash mob grab and dash with the boys if I’d seen this. They wouldn’t be able to catch us all and even if only one got away it be worth it. 😎🤣🤣
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@ThebestFigen This is some sound financial advise. Just hide from the temptation 👍
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@rickygervais Love my cats coffee and thumbs. Already lost my grandparents so I don’t feel guilty 🤣
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@iluminatibot The Olympic disguised as the titanic. It’s a fun rabbit hole to explore 💨
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@creepydotorg Samual L Jackson. Deep blue see 🫨🫨💀
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@FAFO_TV Her friend need to learn to catch. Get under and try harder next time! Get back and do it again 🤣🤣👍
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@lporiginalg Well Now, You've peaked my interest 👀😍
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@HowThingsWork_ Thank the engineer who designed that glass and the ones who installed it properly. I wouldn't fell comfortable with my little one standing there 🐯😆😆
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@FAFO_TV Poor countries G-Force accelerator to test their future pilots. You think that’s bad you should see their aircraft’s 🤣🤣🤣
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My first four @danger_valley ducks. Already staked em. I’m long term diamond holder now 💎💎. Let me know who my fellow ducks are so I can follow the flock 👍👍🦆🤘
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@creepydotorg Mr glass 🤣 Easiest win.
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@lporiginalg Scary and sad if true. Hope they beat it. Unfortunately many YouTube influencers say anything for views. Confirming evidence would definitely raise alarm bells.
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@POTUS Thanks for sharing this Mr. Peters
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@budweiserusa Thanks for paying twitter for the ad, (didn't watch) I'm just here for Pure Entertainment 🤣
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@lporiginalg Wow these lawyers are quick! Oh wait they’re sharks 🤣😎🤣
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@WeedPorns I heard micro dosing is therapeutic 😎👍🔥
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@lporiginalg Well that seems rather hypocritical!
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@WeedPorns I’m imagining 👌🤣
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@LibertyCappy I present to you the electric mosquito zapper. Works on both real and modified blood suckers Fun to use too 🤣👍⚡️
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@FAFO_TV Luckily I know what she’s doing too Finding out by F’ing around ! 🤣🤣🤣
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@creepydotorg Yes but Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern have to be the bad guys and be really evil.
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@TheFigen_ My grandma would knit him some pjs That poor thing looks freaky and cold.
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@creepydotorg Momento It also had multiple plot twists Actually all it was is just a plot twist
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@WeedPorns Can I get a hybrid of time travel with invisibility? I don’t wanna be seen by past me stealing my past weed 😵🤣🤣
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@creepydotorg And here I am without a dollar to check this out 😭😂
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@WeedPorns Definitely snip 👍
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@lporiginalg Makes me wonder what other activities are they trying to get religious protections for.
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@RSinormus @ClownWorld_ Sir can you please step out of the car for a minute? Okay why BECAUSE IM Giving you a lawful order to step out of the car. First lie. He asked not ordered. Watch again and he has no proof yet if he is drunk. Cop escalated. Against procedure and it gets worse from there.
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@bennyjohnson I would shit myself if we saw Biden show up at a trump rally 🤣🤣 He knows trump is gonna win so maybe it’s time to get on his side and get some favors. Like please don’t investigate me or my son hunter anymore 🤣🤣
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@Timcast They didn’t get my man Stubbs 💪 He’s a Legend 🔥🔥 Stay away racist
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@StrangestMedia They really must train you for every situation in Walmart nowadays 🤣😱🤯
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@AMAZlNGNATURE When you over do it at the all you can eat buffet and your card is declined 🤣🤣🤣
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@lporiginalg Guy who hot beds and respects boundaries 👍🤣
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@1000waystod1e Bro activated his famous pool move and forgot to use his new parkour banger. 🤷‍♂️😬🤣
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@lporiginalg Identifies as good boy and just wants the right to chase squirrels 🐿️ Will vote for any candidate that rubs belly.
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@SteveMartinToGo Very nice ! Making us happy dance on a Monday.
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@TaraBull808 Very sus They take the time to decorate their front. But looks like they moved out without the kids? I’m leaning towards the parents might be victims to something bad. Wonder what investigators will discover
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@Alphafox78 💰Could make Bank 💰
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@SouthlandPost This looks like the guy who went crazy and tries to drive through a parade when he got angry at all the highway exits being closed. He had a dash cam that filmed him and his front view. Anyone remember that?
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@Timcast Google reading your feed right now like …
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@sheislaurenlee What’s funny is nobody would know this if you didn’t share it here because nobody really watches corporate media anymore
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@moret_phil4570 @TinaZimmermann4 Pizza gate happened In 2016 This video was uploaded 2011. How did he know 5years early?
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@WatcherGuru Old bankers googling how to crypto:
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@Prolotario1 They don’t seem to like that they’re being recorded 😬🤣🎥
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@NoCapFights With no consequences they believe there’s no reason not too. Like if you could jump off a cliff and it wouldn’t hurt or damage you, ya might jump a few times and see how it feels.
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@s8n I like this concept 👍 My bullet song would be that Sarah Mclachlan song on the animal shelter commercial It’s so bad it probably takes months off my life every time it hits me. “In the arms of an angel” 🤢🤮🤣
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@FAFO_TV Captain tight cheeks over here 🤣
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@engineers_feed During normal daytime hrs. E-5 Middle of the night half asleep that cat gonna drown in piss
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@s8n Why my brain automatically use the character voices when I read this? Like some evil magic going on 😈🤣🤣
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@UnusualVideos Oh my god that is so creepy Is it though 🤯🫨🤣
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@DefiantLs This looken like a felony charge of DEI violations What’s the minimum sentence for that?
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@WeedPorns 🤢🤮🤢 That’s the best way to lose your past theee meals through your mouth in under 30 minutes
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@lporiginalg He’s competing for the virtue signaling Olympics. And I think he might be in the lead.
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@NoContextHumans Wait till he walks away 🫨
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@WeedPorns Oops I did it again 🤣🫨🤣
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@Risemelbourne The cops that blocked your escape from the fires now block your access to aid. Just following orders.
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@ewarren Judges were never the problem. It’s congress and the senate. Stop projecting
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@lporiginalg A pool boy could get a lot of action at this house. 😎🤣
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