Man I was one of the biggest stoners out there and I still managed to stop smoking as soon as the two lines popped up. Some bitches really be so selfish.
Everyone always assumes I grew up with everything handed to me but if only they knew how broken my family was and how we had to raise ourselves then they would shut their stupid fucking mouths.
Lmfao me and migs thought Eli was alseep so I started giving him sloppy toppy amd our kid says “dad what you eating? That’s so disgusting go nite nite” BYE AS FUCK😂😂😂😂
Me and Migs can’t do shit... we swore Eli was asleep cause she’s been quiet af and not moving in her bed across the room. And the second I start giving sloppy toppy all we hear is ‘MOM WHAT YOU EATING?’ It’s time for this kid to sleep in her own damn room lmfao😭
People don’t realize that little comments take a lot out of me. It’s taken me so long to convince myself to wear that shirt I wore this weekend. I feel like I don’t ever wanna wear it again
How you going to call people bums when you literally are still living with your parents,ain’t got no job, and use mommy and daddy’s money I’m confused 💀😂
I’ll never forget how kids made fun of me because my mom didn’t know how to do my hair and stuff. My mom dealt with depression pretty much my whole life so I knew and understood that if she’s doing my hair that day she felt good and that’s all that mattered to me.
Every time Eli isn’t feeling good I’ve always asked her ‘you okay?’ And this morning I was throwing up my soul and she came, patted me on the back and asked ‘you otay?’ Ugh my heart is so full 😭
I haven’t lived at home with my parents in over like 4 years and my dad called me to tell me I don’t need to be posting pictures showing my nipples LMFAO I BE GROWN ASF.
Tell me why I told my doctor I wasn’t getting on birth control I was gonna just rely on my mans pullout and his ass said “by the looks of it do y’all even know how to do that”…. Bitch i…… bye.
So Eli is in her bed across the room and me and migs swore she was already asleep so we started fuckin around and all we hear is ‘BE QUIET!!’. The biggest cock blocks be ya kids 😂😂😂
Don’t come for me but I hate seeing people my age or younger getting married 😩 coming from divorced parents make it really hard for me to believe that things are going to last forever 🙄
I’ve seen like 12 different people post pics of the same two people for they birthday and I know I sound dumb but it makes me sad cause nobody really ever gives a FUCK bout my birthday lol
So we’re driving to Roswell right and Migs said ‘stop pulling out your nipple we’re in public’, I said ‘ummm everyone in this vehicle either came outta me or came in me..soooo try again’ . 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂