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Joined April 2021
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julian
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the journey has just begun
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julian
10 months
Have you tried putting down a couple onions
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CreativeBrand(R)⏳
10 months
Life is not easy as a Man🫣
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julian
3 months
Smoking weed when you're bald must be like damn i'm so fuckin high and i'm bald
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2 years
*Walks in to the liquor store wearing this *
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2 years
Imagine being a regular cat and seeing this
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8 months
I got gort again
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julian
1 year
doing all this before a date and then asking her if she listens to music
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Many men on this app need this 👇 (Pro tip: Minoxidil and Finasteride help with hair loss)
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what is y’all most liked tweet?
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9 months
Game developer in 2002: You didnt make the beat too scary right Composer:
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julian
2 years
"You seem tired " You seem susceptible to Electricity based attacks
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julian
8 months
Dude I fucked up my YouTube feed real bad
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@YEAROFTHEWIZARD
julian
10 months
What do you mean we Left the Percs
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10 months
panning cheat sheet
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julian
1 year
I know youl from the tellervision
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1 year
Men of Twitter, how would you start a conversation with this group of ladies on a night out?
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julian
5 months
smoking loud with the boys and having a contest to see who can give the tenderest hug
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julian
5 months
The weeds making you anxious? Dude we dont have time for that, the string people are gonna be here in 40 minutes
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julian
1 year
Hey dude dont panic but i just betrayed you
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julian
2 months
*Dapping you up and i forgot i was holding a handful of greek salad*
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julian
2 months
Had a horrible dream that I started off a freestyle with "I'm scared for my life, I've been running from a ghoul"
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julian
9 months
Who da fuck is that
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@ShouldHaveCat
Why you should have a cat
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julian
10 months
Wow this blew up, does anyone know how to get the string people away from my property?
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julian
10 months
Having a cig break here
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julian
9 months
When an app texts me a security code the first thing i do is share it. I post it on my facebook and tag all my friends
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julian
1 year
Thanks for the likes guys. Here's a picture of a rash I had on my wrist a couple years back - it eventually spread to my whole body. Let me know if you wanna see more
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1 year
hit the blunt and I'm on YouTube looking up"videos"
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julian
3 months
Thanks for liking, are you ready to get tickled 😃
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@YEAROFTHEWIZARD
julian
2 years
Hey thanks for liking this, imagine if I probed every single one of you
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julian
27 days
Don't make me punish you
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no context memes
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julian
2 years
Thinkin about dark pine green
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1 year
Dapping him up and going in for a kiss as a joke and you both laugh
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julian
11 months
US power metal album: We Are Made of Steel Crank My Hog Sexy Woman (I Own Her) Drunk as Hell Itself EU power metal album: The Magic Flute Echoes From Forever Call of the Reich
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@MichaelMatteoRo
Michael Matteo Rossi
1 year
Okay, who's a character that absolutely DID deserve their fate? 😈 I'll start:
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julian
8 months
Tip for guys : If you have a girl coming over, pour peppermint oil all over your room. The peppermint oil will get in her eyes and nose and cause irritation.
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2 years
Whoa this blew up! Does anyone want to be my servant?
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2 years
Looking at thirst traps and just laughing because none of them compare to the beauty of my dark crystal
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julian
1 year
? Whats happening on thursday?
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1 year
is this real
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1 year
Following a bug around to see what's going on in the bugs world
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2 years
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2 years
there should be a strain of weed that's permanent
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2 years
Watching rap battles while high and getting really scared cause i think its my turn next
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2 years
Passing a decoy joint while i smoke the rest of the actual one
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julian
11 months
most doors only take one person to open actually 👍
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The massive doors of Saint John Lateran are over 2,000-years-old. They are so perfectly balanced it takes only one person to open and close them
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I want to understand ghouls and monsters more
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1 year
smoking weed and using the internet is very reminiscent of going outside and achieving happiness
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julian
1 year
Who is "hitler" bro, your boy friend or something lol *googling for a second* Oh shiznap....
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julian
1 year
Agreed, this is why I just use "moaned" for every single line of dialogue
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Sara Bushway - author, gamer, Dungeon Master
1 year
I get tired of reading "said." I get tired of writing "said." If the book is full of nothing but "said," it makes me feel like the writer is unimaginative, and I might have trouble finishing their story. Just saying. There are so many words out there. Use more of them.
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I smoke the quiet part out loud
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2 years
I just want to meet someone who sees things the way I do (Incorrectly)
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I can hear an alien superweapon being fired outside
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1 year
I will be in your life forever for no reason
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2 years
Blow you ? Ok, to pieces, or to smithereens?
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2 months
smoking on that shit that makes you
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2 years
hey sorry for the late response i just fucked up everything in my entire life for the last 10 years
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1 year
*Putting my ear to the ground* This dirt feels awesome on my ear
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1 year
Women be like. Uhhh.. actually im not sure what they be like.. my bad
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8 months
@aye_okaye Unfortunately this is a mirage. That is not actually the thumbnail of that video
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10 months
I just took an IQ test and it said I am not a living organism
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2 years
whimpering and sniffling as i delete a tweet with no likes
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2 years
You just dont fucking understand. You do not get it.
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8 months
@AdvilCherry Gort means nothing?
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11 months
Joy division if they were badass: I Will Tear You Apart
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1 year
I've planted a bomb in your precious oat milk latte
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julian
6 months
Oh boy, a real life "smoke session!" Mind if I sit in, good sirs? Oh, no need to "pass" it to me, I'm just here to appreciate the craft!
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2 years
If i was frodo i would simply threaten to kill myself unless gandalf taught me all his spells
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julian
11 months
this twerp will feel my iron grasp
@gomezquality
lexie 🍉
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Noah Schnapp handing out “Hamas is Isis” and “Zionism is sexy” stickers
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@IMTJCBRO Scrapyard from Timesplitters 2
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2 years
Duality - Slipknot | Inspector Gadget AMV/Fancam
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5 months
im gonna be the first guy to get whacked by the mob for knowing too little
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2 years
just fucked up 100 times in a row
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you mother fucker
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2 years
Holy fucking shit
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3 months
I can hear an alien superweapon being fired outside
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1 year
I just trained an ant to follow you
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julian
2 years
Even a crazy ass sorcerer like my self gets lonely some times
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2 years
Wow thanks for all the likes guys, imagine if each one of you jerked me off
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8 months
Just made my favorite recipe
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1 year
Gen z kid : mom can I pleaseee listen to hyperpop Mom: Not until you finish your fentanyl!! What hads the world coming to
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julian
2 years
If you don't wanna get hit by my scythe stop looking so ripe to harvest
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10 months
@awildmaxdisapp1 and he also made all those muppets on top of that
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1 month
i need to gain the respect of the masses instantly
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julian
9 months
Notice he is wearing clothing akin to a younger alternative music fan. This image is ripe for niche social commentary, if you're 'in the know.'
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6 months
lets be beautiful and geniuses
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1 year
Do you wanna come build a nest with me
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2 years
There is no fucking way this is allowed
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8 months
This is my special salad. Do you like Julian's special salad
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1 year
Which warrior to deploy ..
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2 years
eating an evil sandwich
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julian
5 months
Saw this on my trailcam, can anybody identify this animal? I think mauybe a baby deer
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2 years
This is the view from my studio apartment in south jersey
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2 months
I have evidence of invisible beings
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1 year
In order to protest The rise of wokeness i have been giving ants modern technology for the past 3 months. They just started fracking
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1 year
Just threw all this in the trash.
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2 years
they should launch the earth into space
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2 years
*walks into the opium den wearing this*
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