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John

@Xzzympter

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I'm the eldest son of a Preacher. I'm the guy your Momma & Daddy always warned you about! I've been a Covid19 widower since before it was identified in the USA

Palestine, IL
Joined October 2019
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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7 months
Long day at the Doc's.
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2 years
Not a clue...
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9 months
The joy of being at home.
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8 months
House cleaning day....
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8 months
Abnormally normal, like I roll with specks.
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8 months
Ancient and proud of it!
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2 years
I keep having random woman come up and ask to have a selfie taken with me. Am I paranoid or the missing link?
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9 months
Two different Twitter accounts. One supposedly Professional in its theme, the other where I can rant, blow off steam, speak & post unabridged, sarcastically, & without any limitations. A place to speak my mind and bear my scarred soul and loneliness. Now? No clue which is which.
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2 years
I'm still alive.
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9 months
I want a woman, not some little girl, who had to grow up in Daddy's big world. I want a woman that knows how to love me. Baby, that's what I want. (Ratt) Today I'm Rocking the Papa Shark Teeshirt.
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1 year
Don't you ladies hate it when you don't have time to use your hair products in the morning? I don't like not having my curls in my hair. Straight it looks blown out!
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2 years
I hope y'all know I was not serious about eating my gun. The Picks, yes. Life is a precious gift & always passes by so quickly. Someone took my stage jewelry including a pair of Sterling Silver Fender Guitar pick earrings; anyone know where I can find replacements?
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1 year
After playing for 4 hours it's much worse...Nothing will hold after that much time on stage.
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8 months
If I greet Trick or Treaters like this, I'll get that 72hr pysch hold I dream of. Better than a spa weekend.
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3 months
Me, right this minute.
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1 year
Pop Evil Trenches, THC Leavin, and Fuck you by Burn Halo and Dirty Little Girl...Now some FFDP...Wash it All Away and A Tout Le Monde...
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2 years
8th Monday in a row. Beon on the phone since 5AM every day for so long I need a break...Fuck Tootsie Roll Pops. I wonder, how many 100mcg Fentanyl patches it takes to reach the bottom of a six foot hole in the ground? 🥴🤖😴☠️ I apologize-FFDP; Someone else can dig the hole.
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11 months
Illinois and you?
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8 months
I'm starting to look like the Lorax. My Crosses never leave me, though.
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1 year
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2 years
I say this as someone who was pronounced dead more times than I care to remember. The time that sticks with me was the morning, my younger brother & boss were sitting in my hospital room. The surgeon walked in, told my brother to call the family in because I wouldn't survive.
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8 months
I love it! You are quite lovely. 😊
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2 years
Missing several hundred special order guitar picks. Tore the house apart looking for them. No such luck. I did find a box of 45 Caliber Wadcutters. At least if I decide it's checkout time, I won't have to worry about injuring anyone else with those damn FMJ...🤯
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2 years
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7 months
Lunch anyone?
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1 year
Of course not! Each one of you are precious gifts that should always be treated as such!
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9 months
New Profile Selfie...
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2 years
My days and nights always the same. I work 24/7. I can't remember what fun is. Last time I went out was to an LA Guns Concert 9/19 with my wife. Last time I had sex period. She got sick shortly afterwards and died 2/10/20 from COVID19. Pissed I shot this before she was ready!
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9 months
@Tania2sx Always.
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2 years
Car sex. Great topic. 1st car '71 Maverick, doable, then 78 Dodge Colt. Thanks Mitsubishi for fully reclining bucket seats. But the best hotel on wheels was a 71 Plymouth Fury III. I'm 6'2 what a total orgy mobile & the Trunk held four large coolers.
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1 year
Constantly switching guitars...One tuned to C one to D and and one to E. I learn everything I play though on all all three tunings...keeps things interesting. Blame it on the Boom Boom and now Angel Fall by THC... Any THC Fans here?
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3 months
@AlesaRusell Absolutely
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2 years
Those who define themselves by their own pasts, must learn to accept & make peace with the histories that keep them always looking back. This very moment in time is all that we are guaranteed. Make a new start today, In this moment decide to move forward with your lives.
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7 months
So this is Christmas...Bury me with my boots on.
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1 year
Up all night playing again... Shakin' Hands right now.
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8 days
@KatarinkL Absolutely. I'm sure just as tasty, too. So, smile! 🌹🌹😋
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2 months
@NatashaCL7 You are always so cute!🙃🌹👌
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1 year
Does anyone put sauerkraut on mashed potatoes? If so, why?
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8 months
Wtf happened?
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2 years
I don't fucking get it. What is the appeal of redneck rap? It's like someone tossed Heehaw and the very worst of rappers into the Bass-omatic, squeezed out and tossed away anything substantive and then forced fed you the bones, a few teeth, and toenails from hell.
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1 year
Somebody just fucking kill me, please?
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7 months
Dinner.
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@MomsGoneWild8 Lovely🌹🔥🫠
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@BonerMaterial2 Absolutely!
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4 months
I'm all alone It's another rainy night, without you Waiting by the phone alone It's another rainy night, without you Guess I'll leave a light on for you It's just another rainy night (it's just another rainy night) (It's just another rainy night) Without you ~ Queensrÿche
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7 months
I kind of prefer the Michael Myers look from Rob Zombie's Halloween II. No one messes with me.
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So as you read, know my friends, I'd love to stay with you all. Please smile, when you think about me. My body's gone that's all. A tout le monde. A tout mes a-mis. Je vous aime. Je dois partir. These are the last words I'll ever speak, and they'll set me free. Dave Mustaine
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2 years
If this is a holiday weekend, why am I working 24/7? I've been on the damn phone since 5AM... It's almost 7PM where I am located, & I haven't eaten or drank anything since a 5AM 16oz mug of Vahala Java. Thank you, Death Wish Coffee Company & Zakk Wylde, for my morning buzz. 🤖
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@topaz_kell I love your ink! 🙃🌹🌹🫠👌
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2 years
Why is it I can eat 7-day old Thai or Korean food left in the microwave all night without incident, but a 4 day old, refrigerated Pop👀 Spicy Chicken Sandwich, kept me yakking all night like I'd downed a 5th of Gold Schlager while eating scrambled eggs and CCM Ice Cream?
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8 months
The Michael Myers in me emerges...
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I flound it!
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@MatureMilf12 Of course
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2 years
Driving...Be back on here later...Sorry for the slow or lack of responses...
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2 months
All she ever wanted was to hear the angels sing Thus begins the story of our little broken wing Would you take it upon yourself to kneel down & pray For the Lord’s little angel that has lost her way For the needle & the drug left her with hell to pay ~ Angel Fall ~ THC
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2 years
Back to work...a never-ending battle.
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7 months
Sunday morning, I went to change a light bulb, I was on a folding step ladder, and it decided to collapse. I broke my big toe, dislocated my elbow, and shoulder. I can't play guitar or bass until it heals up. I'm going nuts! 😔😔😔
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8 months
One of my wild babies...
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6 months
Girl, you drive me crazy, I don't know what to do Every night, I keep on losing sleep 'Cause when I make my mind up, you smile that wicked smile That's when I know I'm in too deep I can't live without you, heaven knows I really tried Girl, there's something wild about you B.C.
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@Songbird70x7 You are always drop-dead gorgeous, Cate. Those eyes, that smile, and a voice that melts my heart. Lord knows I love you! 🌹🌹🌹🫠❤️
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Live for yourself There's no one else more worth living for Begging hands and bleeding hearts Will only cry out for more Anthem of the heart and anthem of the mind A funeral dirge for eyes gone blind We marvel after those who sought Wonders in the world they wrought ~ RUSH
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9 months
@Amandamomy Still hot enough for anyone!
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8 months
I wish that I could fly Into the sky So very high Just like a dragonfly I'd fly above the trees Over the seas In all degrees To anywhere I please Oh, I want to get away I want to fly away ~ Lenny Kravitz
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2 years
Damn. Business demands. Meeting with Lawyer, Accountant, and Bank President. Fun, fun, fun...
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5 months
@linndamom HI 🌹🌹🌹
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7 months
Rose darling come to me Snake Mary's gone to bed All our steaming sounds of love Cannot disturb her in her night Or raise her sleeping head All I ask of you Is make my wildest dreams come true No one sees and no one knows ~ Steely Dan
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9 months
@Tania2sx Sexty three years young...
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4 years
I hope I win one of the great prizes from the @photofocus 21st birthday celebration (you can win too)!
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3 months
@NatashaCL7 Always so very lovely.🌹🌹🌹
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l it happens every time That I let you cross my mind We always hurt the ones we love the most That's what happens when you're danger close And when you're down on bended knee Are any of your prayers for me Tell me we're not here crying Are any of your tears she'd for me ~ THC
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@uhXena Goodnight
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1 year
How is it that even when I vet everyone; those I deal with or work with, or take an interest in, I still manage to get scammed and ripped off? Are there any honest and sincere people left on planet earth? Am I jaded? Yes. Am I giving up? Never.
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1 year
Push me on off of the ledge, I'm standing with my toes hanging over the edge.
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8 months
Don't you hate it when you get a song stuck in your head? I'm playing Megadeth Elysian Fields on guitar & have Nickelback's If today was your last day on the brain. Not hardly compatible. Hopefully not a bad omen. Might as well play À Tout le Monde & call the game in the 6th!
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3 months
@lindajerry851 It sure is. I've been so lonely for so long now. Why is true lasting love so hard to find?
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3 months
@22xoCourtney Netflix would never draw me away from you. I live to please, continuously. 🌹🫠🔥🌹😋😋😋😈
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2 months
@yourgymcrushxx G'nite! 🌹🌹🌹🫠🫠🫠
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2 years
If your life sucks, take a hard look inwards. The one with the most stuff wins nothing. We all die. If you are so self-absorbed that you do not take time to nurture friendships & familial ties or if you are so busy that those closest to you feel unwanted or ignored, fix it.
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Livin' free was so easy, honey, honey Those sunny days can never fade away 'Round and 'round and 'round time passes by so fast Hey, hey, hey The memory's all I know And they're long gone for me Her memory's holding on But they're long gone for me ~ Badlands
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9 months
@mothers_sexy Hi Baby...
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2 months
@KaRaRacn75 Hi luv! Y'all getting along okay? Never seem to catch you. 🫂🌹🙃🫶
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To all my friends, Merry Christmas and a Happy and prosperous New Year! To each one of you who stole from me, stole my Identity, Beat me, robbed me, & left me for dead? To those that ruined me & my credit, & took 759K in unrecoverable funds. I forgive you. God bless you all.
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9 months
@Limagirls3 How high do I have to be? Hi...
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7 months
Love is supposed to be patient & kind. It should never be prone to jealousy, selfishness, mistrust, doubt, dishonesty, envy, bailed on at the first sign of miscommunication or for a seemingly better individual. What has happened to us? Now jaded I'm giving up on finding true love
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