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@nikicaga
EU: "Hey farmers, can you stop putting Scarecrow's fear toxin in the water table? We'll give you 15 years to figure out how not to do that and then maybe fine you €50"
Farmers: "I am Adolf Hitler: Commander of the Third Reich! Little known fact: also dope on the mic!"
It's so easy to tell when someone's concept of Imperial Japan is "Japan blew up some ships and then the evil US responded by dropping the sun on Japan"
Pearl Harbor killed 68 people. Hiroshima killed 120,000 alone. On this ratio and using the same logic, this would give Japan the right to kill 211 million Americans. And our response in turn would kill everyone on Earth and then some.
The basic premise is this: the nazis come to a village and brutally murder everyone there. That's it.
It’s pure scaremongering. It’s fixated on the massacre and the tortured boy just for the sake of it.
The Soviet people are simply reduced to lambs that go to the slaughter.
@soft_fox_lad
"My movie is the most talked about thing in the country!" Yeah and like 90% of the talk is over whether or not you're a child predator for having nudes of a 15 year-old in your shitty movie
@waffloesH
Reminds me a lot of PC Principal from South Park. I've only ever seen a few episodes of the show but every time I've seen PCP is onscreen, he's a pretty cool guy whose crime is almost always "cares too much about something people should care at least a little about"
@pissvortex
Flipping a coin every time I see a CyberSmith comment to determine if I will respond "this guy rules" or "what the fuck is this guy's problem?"
@quendergeer
What I found crazy about this video is just how vapid it all is. "Here's my idea about a movie trailer" and it's just a cast of characters staring emotionless at the sceen and it goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on
@Ancommiey
The crazy thing are the people in the comments saying "he confessed" even though torture and coercion were EXTREMELY common in that time period and location to obtain false confessions, ESPECIALLY against black men.
@Pallas_ca
I'm pro-Harris, but Biden also called for a ceasefire. Merely calling for a ceasefire isn't enough. It doesn't even mean they actually want a ceasefire, let alone an end to the genocide.
@LastSparkledog
Mass-produced stuff *does* compete with artisanal work, but most of the people this stuff reaches are the people (like me) who can't afford the hand-made stuff and aren't commissioning in the first place. I won't spend $100 on a pair of paws, but I would buy $30 paws.
@shaun_vids
Wow! It's as if World War Two was the last great power conflict, and there has since been a stigma around deploying nuclear weapons in a conventional conflict!!!
@rtyson82
Random racist: "I'm gonna call these uppity liberals the N word. That'll show em"
An auto worker, standing in a picket line in the hot sun for 4 hours after eating nothing but ramen and wonderbread for a week straight:
@mimiko064
@depthsofwiki
*Living half a millennia UNDER THE OCEAN when you get killed by primates.
2.5 billion years of evolution, countless generations, untold suffering and misery brought onto your ancestors and kin to make your improbable existence real, and you're suddenly hit with the Mr Freeze gun
@epistemophagy
Every time I hear about a European "farmer's protest" I brace myself for the concentrated beam of Hitler particles I will be exposed to from the mere mention of it
@_glorianas
I think a lot of transphobia is wrapped up in arrogance and an unwillingness to admit when the things you're taught as a child are proven to be simply untrue.
I remember being a teenager and rather upset by the idea of someone being trans, since it seemed in some way illogical.
@zanyfen
I think it's because homor rarely works when it comes from a place of seething hatred and bigotry. *Most* liberals believe in some form of respectability politics where their enemies are fundamentally good-natured, but merely ignorant or misguided.
@MappyPoop
Nevada is very safe! We just became the first state to enshrine equal protections for gender identity and sexual orientation into our state constitution.
@db_witch
Oh that's American naval bombers attacking a submarine rescuing survivors from the POW ship RMS Laconia and machinegunning survivors floating in the water
@BadMedicalTakes
"We have a range of possible phenotypes here and no real clue what this guy looks like so let's arbitrarily make up a face, make his face take up 1/3 of the diagram, and dump a bunch of info that takes a somewhat educated person 2 min to read through"
@EuphoriTori
It's even more hilarious because he claimed the reason the vote count didn't go his way is because of Bot Activity™, even though his follower count is massively juiced by bot accounts and he cited his polls numerous other times when unbanning Nazis and sex traffickers.
@ilovefrailty
I mean, if the US president did actually become a dictator for life, I would 100% see the NFL help whoever did it rehabilitate their image
@academic_la
Well, if it's such an easy request, how about you go outside right now and walk 20 miles across your town. No water, no food. Just a backpack full of as many rocks as you can carry to symbolize the personal belongings of all those people fleeing the indiscriminate bombing.
@iamjohnolsen
@kennedytcooper
Here's the scoop: an NFT is a link to an image. This is crucial to understand: it's a LINK to an image, not the image itself. Owning an NFT does not mean you own the image itself or the rights to it. Crucially, this link is tied to some computer wizardry that ensures that (1/4)
@cincofm
@DeletedCornTwt
@tize4PF
I still don't know if either of you are talking about coca cola or cocaine you bought from a guy outside a McDonald's
@alexcruik
@AliceAvizandum
Still not as funny as the Canadians signing the wrong line on the Japanese Instrument of Surrender, making everyone after them sign one name below their own.
@DreamLeaf5
As expected, they left out a lot of important information, like that Cranston clearly did not shoot in self defense and that Cranston brought a loaded gun with him when he knew he'd be drinking.
TIL the "Killology" guy who trains cops to respond to anything that makes them even slightly afraid with overwhelming lethal force (and not feel remorse for doing so) made a children's book featuring a furry Chris Kyle
@VoicesByZane
But who needs to worry about system-spanning problems when we have good ol' fashioned Theoretical Personal Solutions like "just go to college" or "just work two jobs"
@UtilityLimb
Given that it was one of his own that shot him, it was like he won the lottery, went to cash in his ticket, and found he got scammed by a fake lottery scheme.
And then he gets into his clown car and rear-ends a JD Vance-shaped car on the way out of the parking lot
@IwriteOK
Idk about you, but I love getting a face full of pulverized stone propelled directly into my face at 200mph by my airbag. In 30 years' time, I want every car crash scene to look like the interior of a T-55 hit by a 105mm HESH round.
@lefttwick
Cody was right to correct OP. The German Empire won the Franco-Prussian War, quite famously so. People also frequently forget that, yes, it did successfully defeat the Russian Empire. It's also reasonable to see the German Empire as an extension of Prussia.
@zzjennii
@SlayerofCis
The real Jokerfied option would be to take the money and reshoot the film with the exact same script, acting, sets, and editing, then give it the complete blockbuster ad campaign treatment before releasing it in theaters around the world.
@KanedaMiku
@AyyashMark
@sasa_ghada
And the blockade prevents them from getting basic building materials to build a new airport. Gaza can't import asphalt, concrete, or steel, let alone the fuel to fly the damn planes.
@DolomiteMick
@TylerAlbertario
From what I understand, women can freely participate in "men's" chess leagues, but whenever they did, they would face a lot of harassment from other players and the media reporting on their performance.
@LexiAlex
@AMESDOGGIRL
Trump literally accused Biden of being a Palestinian during the debate. How in the hell do you think Trump isn't going to be as bad—if not worse—than Biden on this issue?
@Rookie_425
I love being an RTS unit with no sense of proactive thinking when I'm at work. I've even got my own voice lines:
Yes, sir/ma'am. You got it, boss. I'm on it. *insert Elvis lyric*
@ElonSadlynot
@PinkWug
It's referring to the war in Ukraine and the Russophiles who claim that sending weapons to Ukraine is bad because prolongs the conflict. Could do with better symbolism to get that point across though
@alc_anthro
I disagree on the second strike being unnecessary. The IJA's response to the first bombing was to reassure the Emperor that since making a single atomic bomb was a herculean undertaking, there was no way the US had made more than one.
@MattPolProf
>looking for new theory
>ask philosopher if their theory is materialist or idealist
>she doesn't understand
>pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is materialist and what is idealist
>she laghs and says "it's good theory, sir"
>buy a copy
>it's idealist
@BadMedicalTakes
An actually evidence-based system would be a Skyrim character creator with the sliders restricted to whatever you have 99% confidence in. At which point you realize you are still dealing with hundreds of distinct possible faces and this DNA test is useless for finding a criminal.