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When I was 2 years old my house caught on fire & I was trapped inside, I ended up dying that day & this firefighter, Jeff Ohs, saved me from that building & brought my back to life. Now 23 years later he is holding my 2 year old son. I literally wouldn’t be here without him
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After I was resuscitated I was in a coma for a month after that. I could never repay him for giving me a chance at life, I can only live a great life for him & my son. I owe him my life
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One shooter? Ya okay
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This nigga got a backwood on his head
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@lebo_2210 How are you gonna ask these questions when I literally gave you the simplified story in my tweet? Like it’s not that hard to comprehend
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Brb bout to go fix eastern real quick
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I got cashapp, Venmo, PayPal, Apple Pay wassup
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@D_yonceee That’s my day 1 fr! I can pull up to his house rn if I wanted
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Anna Farris plays the perfect dumb bitch
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Please read Mynda Ohs(his wife) book!its written to arm you with no-nonsense advice on how to cope, grow, and flourish in your relationship and partnership with a firefighter. Fully Involved helps you identify your personal challenges and assist you in owning your responsibility-
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Day 134 without sex: I lost all vision in my left knee
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and discovering how to be more flexible. Use this book to reassure yourself, cheer yourself on, and help you see how to adapt, how to care for yourself, how to ask for more, and when to give more. - @fullyinvolvedl1
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Forever a banger @THESLUMPGOD
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@ChicoAkaCheeks I love you too! We gotta stick together in this life💐
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Looking at these is so crazy
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My Twitter is broken rn but I appreciate all the love & I will pass it onto Jeff & his family as well 💐
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You know I had to do It to em
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I hit my wax pen hard af before I got in an Uber & started coughing a lil. This nigga canceled my ride & told me to get out 😭😭
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When they got white claws on sale
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I eat ass now
@DREWFRO_cu I'm not eating nobody ass. I'm not sorry
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Bro I don’t give a fuck what he gotta say
@slickthegoat
comeback szn
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I wonder what Donald trump finna say about Vegas
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IM GONNA BE A FREAKING DAD!!!! LETSSS GOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
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@ReyVerde702 My angels really watching over me
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They got Steve-O too 😭😭
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@Percocet300 Facts! coming back around full circle 🥹
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I do not rock diamonds I wear crystals made of kryptonite- @THESLUMPGOD
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Damn I made it 🥲
@DudespostingWs
Dudes Posting Their W’s
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Like how he get from here to there in that time frame? If you not from Vegas you wouldn’t know the streets like that.
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I don't think trampolines are supposed to be like that
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Who do you be fucking?
@brookberinger
brook
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nothing worse than a guy freestyling to u after y’all just had sex
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Lemme just refresh my apps one more time 😔
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“You got hoes” Me:
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When all your friends link up & you’re just at home
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They said it was multiple shooters yesterday now it’s just him?How? & there were shots at Mandalay Bay & nyny. If he did that by himself lmk
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Richy & AR spazzed
@imtylerultra
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Fat Nick and Ghostemane
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Y’all going into 2018 I single? Lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooocausesameooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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So this what those bags are really for
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High☁
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PSA to all the bitches that have my clothes: YA MOMS A HOE
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It be the ones that’s never even been to Vegas that has the most information on what’s happened that’s crazy
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Smh I thought this was angel purrp at first😭
@FreeFolkMemes
Free Folk Memes
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When you leave the Citadel for Walmart
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Can you dig it?
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@ReekoBlakk Literally
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If you wanna fuck just say it. If you wanna be friends just say it. If you chilling & wanna see where things go, then say it. We too grown for games now
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🤷🏾‍♂️
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Top of the mornin
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I thought this was Maclee
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Idk what I did
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Don't offer me soda bitch I don't drink that shit
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James wanna be milo thatch so bad
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Who’s your plug?
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White people will do this but be scared of black people
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BRO LOOK AT HIM
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6 pounds 14 ounces
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Your wcw didn't even know there was an asap mob
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They really raced over an average ass bitch in the beginning of Tokyo drift
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You thirsty?
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Sumn different ❤️
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Walking around the corner to my house & this dog almost attacks me & then I look & see THIS!!!
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I suck at cuddling 5 minutes in and I start to whisper travis scott adlibs in your ear
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4L
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I may seem okay but deep down I need $100,000,000
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Mood all 2018🥤💐
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This is so accurate
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I waited 21 years of life just so I can legally buy alcohol... and I didn't get carded😠😤
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eve bitch ass shouldn’t have ate the apple. that’s why y’all fucked
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"yOu LeTTinG hER P0sT tHosE PIcs brO?" I took the pictures bitch.
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She’s not gonna let you hit bros
@kyleandrewws
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@crybabyej It amazes me how wack some guys are. Like you'd think basic human decency and respect would be an easy concept to grasp but NOPE
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Groovy 💐
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I been part of blanket gang but the cereal box chest plate. That's a movement
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This vegan shit easy
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I’m Lowkey tired of all these people coming to Vegas for “fun” bitch we in a fucking pandemic stay your ass home. This why we don’t have nice things like festivals anymore
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Photo dump
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We always end up taking pics
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My boy so fly 🥰
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My boy drippin @LILUZIVERT
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Stop coming at me about the fuckass hotel suite if you don’t even live here. I know already. I’m talking about the multiple shooters report
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Help ya boy get to 5k!!! 😭🎋📦
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A simpler time
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Plugs wanna be like “you only hmu when you want something” nigga duh that’s your fucking job
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My bday is in June if y’all wanna get me something I wear a size Electric forest ticket :)
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I love being a dad
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He wants to talk so bad 😩
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What you was just gonna leave her at home?
@gmarieeeee_
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homecoming 2016, just brought my little one with me🌹
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Bitches think you’re a freak cause you choke them during sex, first of all I was thinking about that 2k game I lost
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Stormed Area 51 & came out with a bad bitch
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I gotta use the bathroom & you just in there taking pics
@LocalBoyDalton
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🧔🏼
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I think my dentist is tryna fuck. Cause she be calling me Uber’s to my appointments & Idk if that’s covered in my insurance lmaoo
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I need $100k just to feel better
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Dead faces, look alive
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