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BlackPink Black P!nk
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@sknotnice You're about to make mashed clitatoes. Be careful
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@crueltheses I'm a side character with the ability to break the fourth wall and acknowledge I'm a much better protagonist than the real main character.
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@cardeaframez I know when she fights her glasses stay put
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@VAMPZERIS @koralinadean 525,600 to be exact
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@unascertainabl_ She said "segregate these thighs" I can't💀💀💀
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@anthony_MB75 Idk, but this is sending me
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@IvyKungu iPhone users are the toxic lightskins of Cell phone users, idc.
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@SomaKazima The wasian baby:
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@SomaKazima They gotta get married by end of year, it's destiny, child.
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@rocketbunnyxx @fricanabarbiana "Look at the hands" is so much funnier now. had me zooming like hell😭😭😭
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@haaniyah_ @WrittenByHanna My personal favorite piece by the legend that is MJB
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@dillionharper1 @ThePopTingz No she wasn't. She was being a terrible mother and she needed to be dragged
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@aundrearunway She would have thrived at studio 54
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@Jezebel "Drop his name" *is well known actor in your last fancam* "As if, she's not his type, liar, etc."
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@MxKantEven Love a Christian who can throw up a few ghosts for Halloween rather than call people devil worshippers☺️
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@ungodlywests If they don't go to wholefoods and leave that poor lady alone
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@SheaCoulee I know that baby was so damn embarrassed omg
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@digitalglitters @turtle_ducks @onyowalkman Blurry white men are at it again🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️
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@ungodlywests Baby this is Drake
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@IvyKungu He the type that needs a restroom across the house from everyone
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@Cinnam0nT0astle She really said "Get well soon monkeys"😭😭😭
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@korysverse They were like "Water is Ice. Ice is snow. Snow is white... so clearly we have to cast yt people"
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@jiggyjayy2 DL white women dry humping during yoga. 2024 has so many surprises
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@TheGoodSin @whatJuicyJaySay She did not just call this baby a bitch 😭💀💀
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@JOJU_POWERFUL @Kaibutsu @rzrwiresunrise @OlMumsyJess Wtfym. "Pork fried by fat," means alot to some of us😂
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@leethalegend @YCPHOE "Welcome to Amazon, drop the Juicy Fruit and you don't have to die."
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@vick_jpg White people be like "I know the spot" then go to the wrong place and colonize it.
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@jiggyjayy2 I know she popped a finger in that weathermussy
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@LIQUORICEBlTCH Just to put it in context more, but it still applies.
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@whynottrey @materialfan @DonStillo How about a healthy kid. A happy kid. A kid who isn't a genocidal dictator. Am I the only one with thise hopes? My kid can look like a foot (lookin like i do they will) as long as they are good healthy people.
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@rahsh33m He thought it was OVER
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@glossmini In my head this is the only thing i can picture them wearing
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@hickman_ha @kingbealestreet Leaked set photos 😭😭😭
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@itskeyon I'm just tryna star in ONE hit show or film, I just want royalties.
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@willtbh @Nia2Bea I just know those lil bitty plastic heels be click clacking and causing headaches.
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@niggaolas "Can we zoom in on her shoe, can we get the shoe... uh huh..."
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@shaTIRED Eveybody else is having fun, she's ready to eat
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@heyyitsjanea He literally has Brandy's eyes wtf are y'all talking about
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@Deplatformnaya They too cute for all this. Also they should have had 3 more rehearsals because some of the witches were doing their iwn thing
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@ritasfenty Well i struggled there and here. So I'm ugly with a bad personality... THANKS.
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@vol6ele @undertheredm00n I blame Texas public schooling 😔
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@nottramar She literally was just stringing buzz phrases together when all she really meant was "I don't like that my contract got cancelled" which was valid enough. Tiktok is embarrassing
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@grindfacetv Sexually assaulting an unconscious man is "entertainment" now?
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@chuulover__ @Casius_ @Hazeluv96 @NAOMlPlNK Like why i gotta be a wide backed and lonely hater because my friend doesn't want to grind with you buddy? Just go on and call it a damn loss
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@guetomami @PopCrave The literally removed her buccal fat and gave her a lip lift are you blind?
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@stillnotziora "You people aren't classy" 😭😭😭
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@_benjvmins_ What's going on with these lyrics? And why is their only 2 darkskin baddies and one is Bobby?
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@earthtoveda @Cholivia_ @94GRACES The wig was dry so the white people in wardrobe said "fashion scarves of course💡💡💡"
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@jaxajueny Am i crazy or do they look related?
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@thefemmethotbox @_benjvmins_ An actual picture of Nick Canon and his gaggle of highlighter children
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@lordmorganne Now whose Aunty is over here running a cinnamon bun twitter account?
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@HufflepuffLord @fkaLuna_ They really said "He talks slang, though"
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@laurrrelyse Let's play a tyler perry drinking game, drink for everytime there's a: Angry black woman Villainous darkskin man Struggling/addicted black woman Black woman who is abused or assaulted Tyler perry in a wig And finally, drink every time there's a struggle monologue.
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@we_wuzz @fungus_mama @PieceController @KollegeKidd Bitch she got shot in the foot by a Canadian elf. This is real life
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@homevideoo It's giving "you nicknamed my daughter after the lochness monster" vibes 😭😭😭
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@pokergirlorgasm @TheGoodSin @whatJuicyJaySay She really was waiting back there for the perfect momen too. Kids are assholes 💀💀💀
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@NinaSerafina I'm gonna say it rn, that movie didn't need Madea
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@newbartt @yepimthatbih @gunwookworld @mazzypopstar @glindapopstar Yeah those doowop homecoming jams can only take you so far
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@saludsavage That house would have been held up by hope. I'm cutting fridge cords and all
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@therobmilton The way she was moving that head i know this was fresh 💁🏿‍♀️
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@__MikeAnthony Did a 🌟NON-OLYMPIAN🌟 address her??? Oh okay.
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@onIychloexhalle "Yeah ... yeah that'd be fun." Translation: "I don't know what tf they talking about, but if they can make it happen for that nigga from the office, then i don't see why tf not."
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@Piasonrealmusic @ypreedesh @maya9302 "A fucked up afro" wow the ancestors just tried to jump over this table. Black men are outta pocket.
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@WizMonifaaa Why are people getting into industries just to do bare minimum work and make everyone else seem crazy for looking at them crazy?
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@clearlyiconic She out acted idris tbh. Like that accent was at best VERY shakey
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@Ceoofsunchep @rutz87 @BBYKUSHKEN I never seen a wind up like this b4. Where did he learn this technique?
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@jiggyjayy2 If she's like me, I know them knees were clickity clacking on her way up
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@724ST_ @KocaineRosey @phaiyuratwill He not even shooting cans or anything. Just desert air for WHAT?
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@whitIeysgilbert More "Bougie" black girls need to be written because the comedy is always impeccable without being annoying.
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@thisgal_norah @dejiimole @SaycheeseDGTL But the streets are still fucked and the kids are still illiterate. Make it make sense.
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@WrittenByHanna Why the faces 😭😭😭
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@xxIpeachyIxx @swarms14 @aizaa_25 @morgannjasminee I hear the baby was talking mad shit, literally dragging that ladies name through the daycare system.
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@IvyKungu Hello my name is:
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@_SierraLaPuerta Like you think everyone back then were just matte naturally? They still produced face oils
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@bad_dominicana He really said "we see you booger wolves"
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@PrimeObiee @El_Negro501_ @urdoormat @samuraijaxon "These females" these Neanderthals really need to get their vocab in check. This is why this girls wants to slice yo ass up 😭😭😭
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@_benjvmins_ Not the holy ghost trying to start a pillow fight💀💀💀
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@CumWorldSA Miss thing has some big ol stompers
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@crissles Makes sense why he was doing all this rebranding and fake repentance. He must have knew his time was coming
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@nolimitben_ @wowjaylol You should see what the tom holland barbz do💀💀💀
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@SomaKazima I believe them both if that makes sense
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@yobishwtf @softstinnn @DIORSVISION He was aggressively off beat lmao, and who gave this mf a cow bell??😭😭😭
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@Mau1019 @hotdogsz @yvesandthemoon But... just say thank you. She could have wrote a fucking think piece afterwards. But don't patronize a stranger who's being nice to you. It makes you look like a dick.🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️
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@Simply_lay_ @DrChaeEd Not my African King
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@Tae_LB @ClipWaveFrenzy @bearded_blerdd1 @SomaKazima Seems like she saw what it looked like and agreed he looked like a ninja turtle lmao
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@dondadabossman @IDALISREIGNS It's a skit. It's always a skit, and truth is I'm tired 😩 😞
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@jiggyjayy2 She was the star of junior varsity Disney. And her and her sister were putting out MUSIC MUSIC.
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@tastelikeccandy In a perfect world they would have walked into the middle of the court and did a perfectly syched choreographed cheer number that ended with pyrotechnics
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@SaeedDiCaprio @WildCardColby The ghost of steve jobs must be dicking y'all down good bc y'all be so hurt 😭😭😭
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@lidolmix This made me cackle
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@mazzypopstar @hotgurlmental Not to be rude, but what exactly would she want to do from this video?
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