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@WootsieFootsie

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Chicago, IL
Joined January 2020
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6 months
sometimes smoking weed is just packing your bong and sitting near it for an hour
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@LeciJ_ projection is always loud
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3 months
@DiabolicalSpuds i feel like they should hear him out
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3 months
@traditional_fem @luvvvbbug i am surprised you would use the lord’s name in vain
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8 months
i could just lay in bed all day, who’s with me?
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5 months
@Boenau i knew someone who did this (the car) and she got mad at the pedestrian still. some people are just too entitled when it comes to driving
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@Eden_Eats i want the list now
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@WootsieFootsie
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16 days
a lot can change in a year
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@WootsieFootsie
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15 days
does this count as a shirt?
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3 months
would you?
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7 months
@pubity my ex disliking Skyler should’ve been the only red flag i needed to leave
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2 months
i always come out on top
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21 days
@astr0sav for a sec i read that as prettier and i had to do a double take
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28 days
@JozuJoestar this is so exciting
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@WootsieFootsie
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6 months
@OhitsMom0 i don’t care i’m gonna speak 🗣️
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7 months
@MissSassbox someone please tell me what the COD is today!
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4 months
i’ve always been really good at hacky sack
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7 months
so now that i’ve arbitrarily started watching sports, which team should i become a fan of?
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8 months
if i post today’s mommy milker Monday post, yall might explode. Is that okay to do to you on Christmas?
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10 months
goodnight 🌝🌝
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@WootsieFootsie
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5 months
this has the tone of a letter you’d get from your mom on animal crossing
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@WootsieFootsie
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5 months
wwyd if i filled your heart with song and let you sing forevermore?
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2 months
@Lazyfishyart went to check their stock but it looks like they’re up this past week
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3 months
buckshots
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@WootsieFootsie
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8 months
you’re all invited to my slumber party and we’re playing Truth or Dare which do you choose? I will give you a prompt if you’re brave ☺️
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@WootsieFootsie
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9 months
goodmorning 🦎🐊
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3 months
@NathanDole2 @traditional_fem @luvvvbbug i only pay for the blue to promote my onlyfans
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@WootsieFootsie
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10 months
as promised☺️
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10 months
found this thrifting. should i try it on?
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21 days
come to bed pookie
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@PigeonGirlMera i really didn’t think hating jack black would be on my 2024 bingo card
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9 months
Pov: im listening to you talk, and im totally not thinking about the legos im gonna build later
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7 months
thinking bout going to the sex shop 🤔
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16 days
i can’t tell who’s hotter me or my phone when i upload content to OF
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2 months
@thedigitaldash_ can someone explain to me that this isn’t just microplastics? cus i’d love to shimmer
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2 months
@claudiopozas anytime i see an ad that uses AI i immediately write off the company
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19 days
*does this to your balls*
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6 months
@AlexjandriaSays i went out with a guy who only talked about himself and didn’t ask me any stories or facts about my life. i had to bring them up myself
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how’s my kicking?
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24 days
you can’t just send me this and not respond
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8 months
the moon is out tonight
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4 months
my hair used to be shorter
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5 months
let’s play 20 questions you start 🙈 if you give me a good question, i’ll answer and give you one back 😉
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9 months
fresh out the shower w/ wet hair. gotta clean my room & i think I’m gonna stream it on twitch!
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