I don’t know what’s happened to me, but over time I’ve softened to the point where now I’m watching Tracy Chapman perform “Fast Car” with Luke Combs and it’s got me feeling emotional. Pathetic. That said….they killed it. Tracy looks and sounds great 💯
Important reminder. no matter what company you work for, they will claim that you are part of a “family” — but — this is bulls**t. Don’t get it twisted. There is no family. You are an employee. That’s where their interest ends. Yours should too. I fell for it many times.
April 1st 2009 we were unceremoniously fired from our job in SF. My wife was 7 months pregnant and one asshole from the company invented “cause” to prevent me (and me only) from getting any severance. 14 years later and I still would love the chance to shit down his throat.
LAST BUT NOT LEAST: I’m thankful for this nut job. I fought the idea of getting a dog. I didn’t want the responsibility. However, her unconditional love brings me peace and happiness. She knows when she’s needed, and her company calms me. We’re definitely good for each other.
I’m speaking for myself here, but just so we’re clear…we (as in the show) ain’t shit. I know this.
You only want music? Good. Find it ANYWHERE.
We play too many commercials? Not my call.
OPTIONS: A) shut the f**k up and enjoy the show or B) find something else to listen to.
Thanks to
@SamOnTV
,
@MarkKriski
and everyone at
@KTLAMorningNews
for this over the top coverage of my big news today. Doing this show has been my life for the last 20 years....so what’s another 7, right? Feeling grateful. Lots more good stuff coming soon!
WHAT’S GOOD: I have achieved WAY more than I ever thought possible when I started in radio. It’s afforded me a lifestyle and financial freedom that I never dreamed could be. I have a small, but SOLID group of RIDE OR DIE friends. I work for a company that values me.
Can’t argue with it. However, my wife isn’t happy that I wore this on a day where I knew I was going to be interviewed on television. She just doesn’t understand me, I guess.
Check out this sweet custom Woody Show Garbage Pail Kids art piece from our friend
@GavinFreitas
. This is one of the coolest things anyone has ever given me.
PERSPECTIVE: I started seeing a therapist a little over a year ago. Not a shrink who fixes problems w/ medication. Just someone to sit & listen to me once a week & provide me w/some food for thought. It’s changed my life. I’ve made significant changes. Everyone should try it.
When I’m leaving after the show and people in the office say to me: “You’re leaving already?”
Me: Funny. I got to the office at 2am when you were drooling on your pillow. This is what the garage of the building looks like when I get to work. I don’t see your car anywhere.
#GFY
Tonight is the season 4 premiere of Mayans MC on FX. Love the show and was invited to be on the show. Filmed back in Nov, but the scene I was part of was cut during final edits. Either way, it was a great experience. Sorry for the mirror selfie, but it was the best I could do.
Well….the latest addition to my son’s Halloween stash has arrived. What I like about it is that it’s understated. I see why he enlisted my wife’s help and why I wasn’t consulted before the purchase was made.
Just wanted to give a huge shoutout to all of you who listen and support
@TheWoodyShow
. Keep being the awesome, weird, and wonderful individuals that you are. I appreciate you making us a part of your lives. Happy Thanksgiving 🦃🍁
Today Cassie is 3. She has helped me be a happier person with her ability to calm me, and make me smile on the worst days. A ride or die/unconditional love. Happy Birthday, Cassie! You have brought me joy that I didn’t even know I needed. 🐾🦴🎂
Meet the family. These are my sisters, Robyn and Kristin. Or….if you listen to the show, you know them as “the lesbian” and “the breeder” — can you guess who is who? lol
#FamFam
I was watching something last night, laughing so hard that I was crying. My daughter was sitting next to me and said to my wife “I’ve never seen Daddy cry….(pause for more thought)…or run.” 🤣
Thankful to everyone who makes
@thewoodyshow
a part of their day (even the haters). I’m just as surprised as anyone that we’re still here, still doing our thing.
Thank you 💯
Here’s a quick graph showing where we finished in the ratings for the 2nd QTR (APR/MAY/JUN). As you can see, it wasn’t even close. That’s all you guys. Thank you! We appreciate you! But to those who just hate following/listening….read it and weep, f**kers 😘
#ALLIN
💯 🔥
Dude….this premiere rules!! Look who is here…..one of the stars of my favorite movie of all time
#BackToTheFuture
Lorraine McFly herself,
@LeaKThompson
🔥🤘🏽☠️
FAMILY: I know I complain about them a lot. And it’s deserved. However, I also consider myself a lucky guy. My kids are healthy. My wife claims to love me. My parents are alive, supportive and are amazing Grandparents to my kids. I’m thankful for all of that.
#BREAKING
Police in Phoenix used the Grappler Police Bumper to bring a chase to an end, ultimately taking the suspect into custody.
@livenowfox
@FOX10Phoenix
I know I’ve been asking a lot of questions lately and I thank you for all your feedback. As we approach our 10th anniversary in LA, it’s important to me that we do all we can to ensure it’s the fun, chaotic, fucked up shit show that you expect it to be.
#ALLIN
💯
You have no idea what a fight/how difficult it was to get this approved, but I love this new Woody Show billboard. There are a bunch of different ones, but this is our favorite. Look for it on a freeway near you.
2008. Menace and I holding it down at an event. Dive bar with a stripper pole. Menace insisting that “he never gets sick” — LICKED that nasty thing. True story.
Two days ago I was filming, plotting mayhem as a patched member of the Sons of Anarchy on
@MayansFX
🏍️☠️ — and today I am at the Happiest Place on Earth
@Disneyland
. Quite the contrast! 🤘🏽💯
THANKFUL: As a lifelong Disney fan, I still can’t believe that they offered our show the opportunity to close down one of their parks for our own event. That just doesn’t happen. But somehow it’s happened not once, but now TWICE. What an incredible honor. Thank you
@Disneyland
.
I have known both these people for 25 years. Michelle Stevens (left) was someone who hired me at
@945pst
and believed in me when she had no business and no real reason to do so. The other (right) is the Show Killer 🤪
Got to see my old friend, Steve Kingston. He hired me at K-Rock in NYC back in 2000…which was the ONLY career goal I ever had. Be on the air, full-time, on K-Rock, in NYC. Everything since has been a bonus. Today was a good day.
Today is my son’s birthday. The card on the left is the card I got him last year. The one on the right is the card I picked out this year 🤦🏻♂️ I swear it wasn’t on purpose. This card just speaks to me apparently.
#Idiot
Dear rock guitar, angst and energy.
I am missing you dearly from what the industry is trying to pass off as “Alternative Rock.”
Any more of this sappy-hipster-cutesy-love-song bulls**t and I might just take a hostage.
xoxo 😘
Woody
PS: Please RT. Thanks.
It’s official! I’m going back to Santo Padre for more mayhem! I am so appreciative to Elgin James and Brett Dos Santos for giving me the opportunity to be a part of what has been one of my favorite TV shows,
@MayansFX
#SOA
— Hold onto your butts … it ain’t over yet!