I’m a hotel maximalist. Rather than getting rid of Bibles from hotels, we should actually include a wide range of holy texts in every room: The Book of Mormon, the Quran, the Avesta, the Bhagavad Gita, etc.
All religions are an absurd waste of time. That’s why they’re so valuable. If they were a good use of time, they’d be no different from going to work or reading a book. Religion is one of the few remaining forms of protest against the temporal imperialism of late capitalism.
If I attended a church where I learned that the pastor was using AI to write their sermons, I’d simply attend another church. If I had any power I’d ask them to publicly apologize before the congregation. This is an outrageous act and must not be done. AI does not come from the
What’s fascinating to me about Side B discourse is its ephemerality. It will disappear soon. The evangelical movement has flatly rejected the mediating position of gay identity combined with lifelong celibacy. Evangelicals hate gay *people*, not particular sex acts.
The more I read the New Testament the more convinced I am that one of our biggest errors has been listening to liberal Protestants who insist on red letter Christianity, instead of realizing that without Paul’s theological exegesis, we’re screwed.
It’s a game changer.
I’m in tears right now. I got the funding opportunity for Winter semester next year! What a load off of my shoulders. Thank you to everyone who prayed for me. I know your words made a difference!
Feeling pretty bummed now. Finishing up grading and a good amount of students clearly used ChatGPT. I've been using GPTZero to detect instances of plagiarism, and it's pretty reliable. Concluding paragraphs ending with "overall" and meaningless sentences are a good clue.
I’m going to start a new thread that might turn into blog posts. I’m going to show you why lyrics to popular evangelical worship songs are misleading, harmful, or otherwise based in bad theology. It’s not just “Jesus is my boyfriend” songs. This stuff goes deep. Interested?
Jesus is in Gaza. He’s in every prison cell. He’s with the people forced to migrate drowning in the Mediterranean Sea. In every Lord’s Supper, Jesus is here now, too. People worry too much about eschatology. God is in the world today, and his bleeding body and broken spirit mend
Hey everyone, can you say a prayer for me? I just found out that one of the fellowships for which I applied for Winter semester next year was rejected. I have to find funding now and I really don’t know what to do. The other solution would be finishing the diss by winter’s end…
What's most surprising to me about the whole "CRT taught my child that she's evil because she's white" discourse is that Augustinianism has completely disappeared from the least common denominator of the white American moral topography.
There’s a specific kind of mainline Protestant who refuses to invoke Jesus’ name, who speaks abstractly about God, social justice, and morality. The concreteness of God’s self-expression in Jesus simply doesn’t come across in their homiletics.
The “poem” about laundry and genocide is a most excellent example of something I call the diarist phenomena: narcissistic bloviating about how the suffering of the Other personally affects your wellbeing. It’s also not good, stylistically.
I’m not going to apologize for using therapy-speak below because I think deeply traumatic and traumatizing national events have real, material consequences for health and well-being. Politics and affect are intimate companions.
I’m going to be very transparent and open myself up
I had the immense privilege of meeting
@kkdumez
yesterday after her brilliant talk summarizing “Jesus and John Wayne.” I was fortunate enough to get an autograph and a selfie!
I think I should affirm this for anyone who is unclear about my position: I do not believe that same-sex sexual activity is condemned by God or the testimony of the witnesses. It is wrong to deny the beauty of embodied queer love. Moreover, celibacy is not a heroic vocation.
The only thing the Nicene Creed is actually *about* is liberation. The incarnation of the Son of God is deliverance to the captives! Kerygma means good news to the poor, binding up the brokenhearted, release for captives, and liberation for prisoners. I don't see the difficulty.
I think my most controversial opinion is that sex is fundamentally a non-theological topic. Writing a theology of sex (even a non-patriarchal, LGBT-affirming one) would seem to me to be as useful as writing a theology of brushing one’s teeth. I suppose it would be interesting
Karl Barth’s “adultery” is not comparable to Jonathan Edwards owning slaves and participating in the genocidal project of missionary white supremacy. Barth, for all his flaws, fought against the genocidal project of Nazism. TGC continues its debasement into irrelevance.
A murderous empire is not somehow better because there are LGBT or POC running it. Representation is a chimera for meaningful changes in material conditions.
Inclusion means inclusion of asexual and aromantic people. A gospel proclaiming sex as the apex of human existence, fraternity, or togetherness misses the mark by quite a long shot.
It is better to deliver an adequate and imperfect sermon or homily that you yourself prayerfully wrote than it is to use computer-generated slop that may superficially sound “better.”
Remember when Obama cried on national television after a mass shooting? How many tears can you shed when death by gun happens so often that the only emotion you can feel is numbness? The GOP is a terrorist organization and I’m tired of pretending it isn’t. This is true madness.
I’m personally much more interested in what *motivates* non-Jewish people who identify as Christian to “celebrate” Jewish holidays. It’s as if 2,000+ years of looting, hatred, lying, and antisemitism weren’t enough. You must have everything. Everything belongs to you.
I caught a glimpse of the atheism subreddit discussion about Uvalde. Apart from the maladroitness of telling grieving people that their dead children are not in heaven, it is also important to stress that the hope of Christianity is not some disembodied utopia but resurrection.
Just ask them what they mean when they talk about “western civilization” or “the West.” They mean white. Don’t let people get away with not provincializing Europe.
For inquiring minds & new followers:
- I’m finishing up my Ph.D. in History at the University of Michigan, Ann Arbor.
- By training, I’m a historian of modern France (1789-today) and Europe more broadly.
- I also study the modern Middle East, with particular emphasis on Iran and
Let me state this in no uncertain terms: the Biden administration, like the Bush and Obama administrations before it, is complicit in and a co-author of a genocide occurring in Gaza right now at the hands of a settler-colonial apartheid state.
Speaking anecdotally is always dangerous, but I wanted to share something with you: I did CBT for about 10 years with 4 different therapists. I’ve seen psychiatrists for over 15 years. I did Lacanian analysis for just 2 years. Nothing compares to the latter in value.
Reading slowly is irreplaceably important. For texts that matter, you need to read them again and again. Over and over. Sentence by sentence. Word by word.
Everything about this is sickening; the quantification of reading as some sort of accumulative task is what’s killing reading itself; people who genuinely love the act of reading understand that some books demand slowness and time and that’s a beautiful thing
I would’ve been the best mainline Protestant minister in the 1960s. Really my era to shine would’ve been then. I think I could’ve done a lot of good preaching to educated, young, urban secular people who found religion dubious.
The truth is that we don’t live in that context
I encourage everyone interested in modern French history, new approaches to military history, and security studies to check out
@dr_tgpeterson
’s fantastic new book, “Revolutionary Warfare.” This book is going to be useful for helping me to contextualize chapter four of my
Some encouragement: learning languages is hard, but really worth it. For example, my German (which to be fair I don’t use *that* much for my research) is very bad. Doesn’t mean I ever quit trying.
The worst thing one can do is forfeit the desire to learn new things.
Just as powerful today as it was then.
"There is no longer Jew or Greek; there is no longer slave or free; there is no longer male and female, for all of you are one in Christ Jesus." – Gal. 3:28
This is to say that white conservative American evangelicals sincerely do not believe themselves to be sinners in need of grace. The Other (the racialized, sexualized, gendered Other), however, is replete with sin ontologically and is irredeemable.
My dissertation will be done by next summer, God willing. I plan to pursue a monograph afterward, so availability may be delayed. In any case, chapter five, “Iranian Diasporic Nostalgia and the Political Culture of Failure,” will be of interest to many of you.
I cannot keep saying this enough but Iranian diaspora has become the most destabilizing, destructive diasporic force amongst the diasporas. So much so that these weirdos are now rallying behind the likes of Miriam Adelson in the name of freedom for Iran.
If historical-critical readings of the Bible destroy your faith, I think that’s probably for the best. Moreover, what you had destroyed was likely your naïveté rather than your relationship with God. If the literal reading of the text, e.g., a man being inside a fish, is what
I'm delighted to announce that I was awarded the William Shorrock Travel Award to attend the French Colonial Historical Society’s 2024 meeting in Charlottesville to present a paper!
For clarification, I'm not making a statement on the theological validity of original sin. I just find it interesting that we're at a historical juncture at which saying something like "you inherit sin because you're federally represented by Adam" is now a leftist talking point.
Just got some surprising good news. A while back, I submitted a translation of a few pages from Hamid Shokat's "Tarikh-e bist saleh" to a contest in the classics department
@UMich
. I just got notified today that it won an award!
There shouldn’t be suicide pods. I don’t care what your opinion is on assisted dying. It is undignified and inhumane to kill people in Brave New World pods. Why is this a thing?
If Francis manages to pull off getting the ball rolling on blessings for same-sex unions and women’s ordination during his pontificate, he’ll be remembered as the most important pope in Christian history.
On my way to the pharmacy today, a white man pulled up to me and called me the N-word. When he realized I wasn’t Black, he called me a slur used to denigrate Latinos. Even though neither appellation was “correct,” it reminded me of the intersectional character of oppression.
Today marks the death in 1945 of Dietrich Bonhoeffer, German pastor and theologian. His courage in the face of evil was unshakeable and his constant prayer for peace unmovable.
"We must be ready to allow ourselves to be interrupted by God."
The session at First Presbyterian Church, Ann Arbor, accepted my Statement of Faith. My ordination to the diaconate will take place in January, Lord willing. Thank you everyone for your prayers and support.
This is going to get me in trouble, but I’m telling you—from my perspective as a deacon—younger white men in the church (mainline and evangelical) are going to facilitate a conservative backlash the likes of which we’ve never seen. Let me explain…
I turned 28 on Monday. All I’ve been thinking about since is how old I feel. The silver lining is that I have a few more years left to appreciate just how brilliant Turner’s art is.
I'm holding a copy of my Master of Arts diploma in History from
@UMich
/
@umichgradschool
. Even though I'll be starting my fifth year in the Ph.D. program in the fall, I think it's important to take a moment to thank you all for your consistent support, friendship, and generosity.
To my queer siblings, my BIPOC friends, my working-class companions: it’s *okay* to make substantial demands of privileged people. It’s okay to ask people to change their beliefs, to stop attending non-affirming churches, to vote differently, if they want to be your friend.