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@WitnessMurda
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6 years
I 100% believe her pussy is as good as she swears it is
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5 years
Lol son was toying with them Raptors man this was embarrassing
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3 years
Nah this the funniest pause of all time.
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4 years
Can’t wait til she get smoked
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11 months
These shits was deadass perfect
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@FlyoutChase
Chairman of #FeetFridays and #SolesSaturday
11 months
Adding a hoodie to the warmups was the dumbest shit to happen under Adam Silver commissionership....niggas took that hoodie Melo shit too seriously
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4 years
This move was cold as hell.
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4 years
Three #1 albums in an 18 month span. 🐐
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5 years
Drake vs Future on Life Is Good
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5 months
Physicality in the WNBA got niggas crying this shit is wicked
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4 years
NBA refs be acting like hoes, I’ll never forget when they did this shit lmao
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2 years
This nigga Draymond really told CJ that the Celtics be ringless just like him down 2-1 Lmfaoo
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10 months
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@DVDJXX
Jody Poppa Pump 🦍🪃
10 months
Brittany renner already told niggas in 2018 it’s easy to get a black athlete and get money out them cause they’re “dumb” and don’t wear condoms so yea
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3 years
😭😭😭😭
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5 years
This is one of the greatest IG posts of all time. Nigga called him PoinDexter.
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6 years
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4 years
Shaq when he’s asked about any current big man
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4 years
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@DangMarquis
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4 years
The shit Shaq was doing to the Nets in the 2002 finals should’ve been illegal
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10 months
He was a man in his time
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Klay thompson is so washed that whenever he hit a 3 niggas say he look like the old Klay💔💔💔
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5 years
Giannis had 37 & 11 in 26 minutes
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@nikotaughtyou Their commitment to defense is going to take them so far
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@DangMarquis
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@WitnessMurda I need to look into that lmao he kept them boys in line
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3 months
Nigga bout to perform Many Men live I’m crying
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CNN reporting that 50 Cent may make an appearance during the Republican National Convention
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2 years
He’s true to this
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4 years
Famous Los posting his HS highlights after Danny Green missed that GW in the finals still hilarious
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3 years
Playoff Joe Harris
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4 years
Not playing= billionaire owners lose money. Whites with power will apply pressure for laws to change when they’re pockets decline.
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5 years
Please stop using Kobe’s death for narratives about who’s gonna win the chip this year. Anyone who wins will pay him tribute.
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Skip Bayless
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Now Doc Rivers says the CLIPPERS will pay tribute to Kobe by winning this year's championship. Next on @undisputed
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9 years
Let the people trade.
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4 years
3 all stars and the 2021 6MOY.
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4 years
Happy Bornday to the 🐐
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4 years
Jay Williams on ESPN saying he’s hearing New Orleans taking calls on Lonzo. Smh
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6 years
You’re a legend @NipseyHussle 💙💙
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4 years
This was a classic forgot bout this
@RiqRuler
Rique.
4 years
What is the funniest NBA moment y’all have ever seen?
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6 years
NiggaBron 😭😭
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5 years
KG and em swear they had a dynasty in Boston
@ComplexSports
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5 years
Kevin Garnett says Kyrie Irving didn't have the 'cojones' to play in Boston. 👀 More:
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5 years
I’d hit it out the park, with all due respect.
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2 years
@Cindtrillella This how you know the show fell off cuz you felt the emotion in this scene, haven’t felt it since.
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@DangMarquis “That’s not good” 😭😭😭
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@TMZ_Sports
TMZ Sports
5 years
Lamar Odom Says He's a 'Sex Addict' Who Banged More Then 2,000 Women
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3 years
This got me crying why was son so heated
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2 years
Another year of Harden losing early in the playoffs
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An era in NY
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@espn
ESPN
2 years
LeBron is 0-4 for the first time since his rookie season.
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4 years
Classic
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5 years
If Steve Ballmer did this he’s energetic to y’all tho
@KFCBarstool
KFC
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I usually defend Lebron. And I gotta be honest if my son is ever throwing down alley oops I will probably lose my fucking mind. But this is absolutely ridiculous. This is like, bizarre childlike behavior. Whatta weirdo
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Isjsshxgsjxbxzbxbx
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5 years
No he not
@overtime
Overtime
5 years
Michael Porter Jr looking READY 🤫 (via everettdayton/IG)
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@FlyoutChase Like nobody want that shit lmao, then Nike proceeds to sell them for $100+
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@Al_Laflare That nigga a bugout lmaoo
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5 years
Nigga think he Mase
@AlexKennedyNBA
Alex Kennedy
5 years
Darren Collison's retirement is shocking. He started 140 of 145 games over last 2 years for IND. The 31-year-old just averaged 11.2 PPG, 6.0 APG, 3.1 RPG, 1.4 SPG and 40.7 3PT%. Teams were interested in signing him. He told @MarcJSpearsESPN it's about his Jehovah's Witness faith.
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posted a pic of Kawhi and Nip talking bout do it for Nipsey so he can come to the Lakers. You used a dead man tryna recruit and you callin people weird
@CuffsTheLegend
73-9 and THEY LIED
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it’s some weird ass people on this app man 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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4 years
A hood classic also dropped during this period.
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Weirdos from Tumblr responsible for the downfall of this app
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ESPN got Perk making NBA comps when he know damn well he don’t watch a minute of college hoops
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@SH00TOUTDAROOF
bouba
3 years
Who got the worst deleted tweets??
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Trae won a series before Luka
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Bad body language Bron back
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6 years
This generation soft
@WEEI
WEEI
6 years
Stephen A. Smith apologizes for saying he loves butts
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A Clippers sweep might hit better than last years loss in the bubble I’m not gonna hold you.
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@GothamCityGoon
TY-RIN
4 years
Enough man. Shoot back
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2 years
I’ll never forget that story when Melo said Stern called him into his office and scared him straight lmfao
@DangMarquis
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2 years
These niggas would never try David Stern like that
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@ComplexSneakers
Complex Sneakers
4 years
#CertifiedLoverBoy Merch 👀 @Drake 💋❤️☑️
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Top 10 nasty fit of all time. Laker gold don’t even match.
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Classic rap
@BeenRichSport
Sport
3 years
Shaq’s disses to Kobe were always hilarious lmaooo
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Steph’s 3rd quarter runs was special
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This pass crazy
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Damn Iggy said his leg was fractured last year in the playoffs and they put it out as a bone bruise
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Kyrie when the Celtics offer him a new contract to stay
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Unbelievable
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That nigga Kawhi was gone as soon as the finals ended, after they won nigga said “this is something THEY can build on”.
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Cam Reddish hasn’t put together a good season of basketball since HS and people are still infatuated with him somehow.
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NBA twitter niggas some weirdos
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Best big man in basketball
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3 years
When I see niggas tweeting about zodiacs
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4 years
LMAOOOOOO
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@nikotaughtyou Random ass injury lmaoooo
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@KipseyHussle Lmao I lowkey feel that ref Steph laughed at this nigga he had to get him back
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Pat Bev shooting 15% from 3
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Bron gonna post that dunk on IG ten times after the game win or loss
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5 years
They the same niggas Stephen A just more entertaining
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LeBron when he sees Zubac defending him in the pick and roll
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It’s so obvious
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Kyrie told everyone but y’all called him crazy lmao
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This look like when you a 65 overall in 2k
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4 years
April ‘99 Ruff Ryders debut album Ryde or Die releases. Debuting #1 and selling 285k first week. Was certified platinum by June ‘99.
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@ItsNotAdamAtAll I was working retail years ago and this vet let this other customer who he didn’t know use his vet discount and the customer was like “thank you for your service” 😂😂
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This video still true
@johnrivers131
year 22
1 year
Sad to see from Kai Jones and Bouknight are probably going to be trade filler
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Top two of this era.
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6 years
That Cuffs nigga isn’t Bron’s trainer lmao
@ScoopB
👑 Brandon “Scoop B” Robinson
6 years
LeBron's Trainer Says Carmelo Anthony Is Joining Lakers On Instagram, King James Likes Picture -
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