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1 year

@GeorgeLineker They also backed Jimmy Saville so it’s no surprise

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2 years

@piersmorgan Palace, Leicester, Bournemouth, Fulham

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2 years

@MayorofLondon “Your car pollutes London. But give me £12.50 a day and you can continue to pollute London”. Please explain how this scheme helps clean up our supposed toxic air?

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4 years

@UTDZeyshaan @GaryLineker @Cristiano Because scoring the most goals doesn’t make you the greatest player. Being the greatest player does. Which is Messi

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3 years

@tp_johnstone @GaryLineker @England Rest key players 😂😂. It’s 6 games you flannel. If they needa rest, they need to train better

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3 years

@_Sullivan11 @piersmorgan I cant believe there’s Arsenal fans that think they’re still a big club

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3 years

@piersmorgan @Cristiano When continually tweet about Messi and tag in Cristiano, we all know that you’re so far gone with losing your arguement that there is no going back anymore

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3 years

Just spotted a KOL boy out here so stopped and had a chat. 1up on 56s and did 30k steps out pointing on foot yesterday because his scooter was having an MOT. That’s the dedication needed. He will be a cabbie 👊🏻👊🏻 #KOL #bestjobintheworld

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3 years

@piersmorgan @Cristiano 3 penalties is not insane. You continue to make clueless outbursts about football. Comical

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2 years

Hi @willnorman can you comment on how well Euston Road eastbound is now moving since work has begun on removing the cycle lane that was never used? Thanks in advance for the feedback

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2 years

Email from @TfLTPH . “London will rely on Taxi services in the days ahead” The same Taxi service you’re trying to destroy. You couldn’t make it up

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3 years

A cab driver films himself dropping off at GOSH and not accepting the fare and other cabbies slag him off because he filmed it. Weird bunch we work alongside. It’s just a bit of harmless positive kind PR.

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2 years

Still haven’t heard back from you @willnorman about Euston Road. Are you okay? You haven’t evaporated along with the traffic have you?

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2 years

71 years old and completes The Knowledge of London. What a guy

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2 years

After 10 years of doing the knowledge, finally done at the age of 71.

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2 years

@StevenH01973732 @GaryLineker @ErlingHaaland You’ve never played football in your life of that’s your take on him

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2 years

@realmartinkemp He’s the Greatest of all time. Unless you’ve never played football, you’ll understand why

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3 years

Forever my favourite ever cabby story. Cry everytime 😂😂😂

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3 years

@Pailsy @DailyMailUK It’s an attention seeker

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2 years

2/3cabs at Euston didn’t want to take a group to Doubletree Docklands Rotherhithe St. Made up prices. I took em. Was about what I quoted. And got a Exmouth Market coming back. £65 in the sky and back in the game. I hope the broomers got a £8 Langham job or something

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3 years

The Ubr user in your cab checklist: • Hail you when your light isnt on • Give you address &/or postcode • Try to get in the front • Ask how much it will cost • Cant work a card machine • Cant open the door to leave cab • Leave the doors open 😡 • Leave rubbish 🤬🤬

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3 years

@Football__Talks @GaryLineker Being a key player doesn’t make you the best player

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3 years

Buzzing for Aldwych to go 2way. I bet the traffic evaporates like all the other failed changes haven’t 😂😂. Great waste of money by @CityWestminster 🙄

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3 years

Berk Sq to Bexley yest. Pob was daughter of one of us. I was the 6th cabby she flagged. The other 5 said no. Said she keeps having rows with her dad because every week she struggles to get a cab to take her & she ends up getting ubrs, bolts etc. Too many in trade let it down 🤬🤬

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2 years

How did they do long shifts in these back in the day? It must have crippled you 😂😂 A stunning London Taxi 😍😍😍

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2 years

1 murder 8 sexual assaults 46 other assaults 36 drug offences 33 possession of weapons 27 public orders 58 other arrests #NottingHillCarnival is such a success. When is it going to get binned?

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2 years

So its 2023. Let’s hope cabbies can have clean cabs, be in the correct lane when heading to their destination or when plying, have the correct etiquette towards each other, use both lanes when ranking at Paddington and Euston 😂, and most importantly smiling whilst working 😀

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3 years

The poor cabby with the white txe 😫🤬🤬🤬. His livelihood could be over now for a while. I had people trying to smash my cab up when they beat Germany. If you’re not working on sunday, dont leave your cab anywhere in London. When we’re working, stay away from the CuntZones

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3 years

@GaryLineker @piersmorgan funny how Piers doesnt think Bronze is worthy of a celebration (i don’t either) but Piers was so proud and celebrated the England football team losing in the Euros. Bloke is such a hyporcrite. Tweets anything to suit his agenda of the day and being relevant

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2 years

@minnesotastu @IAmSophiaNelson Or that its the truth and factual

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3 months

@FPLAddict10 Comparing a minicab to a taxi. Thanks for confirming you’re clueless

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2 years

5 years today 🥇. Feels like forever. No work today. Footy, F1 and golf 🍻🍻 #BadgeAnniversary #BlackCab #London #KOL

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3 years

So they’re illegal after all 🙄 For 9+ years the Black Cab trade has shouted from the hilltops that this was the case. For 9years, the incompetence and lack of investigation by the regulator @TfL allowed this to happen. Heads must roll 🤬🤬

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3 years

Losing £100k a day £71m debt racked up Av salary for team was £6k a week compared to Championship average £15k And we got relegated with last kick of the game. What a job the team and playing management did with all that going on above them. Absolute circus #cafc #financereport

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8 months

@CityPolice Again? Ffs. What is the point. Havent they got anything better to do with their weekends

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4 years

@grant_baines @piersmorgan No one is refusing mistakes but no one could have done better. Easy to make assumptions in hindsight. If people actually stuck to the rules instead of ignoring them we probably wouldnt be in this mess. Not all the blame is on the government

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2 years

GOSH from St Panc tonight. Lovely little lad who talked to me all the way about how he’s having a sleepover with some other kids before his operation❤️💔. His mum will donate fare to the charity. As I was about to go home “Charing X please unless you want to go to SE9” #goodkarma

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1 year

6 years today 🥇. Doesn’t time fly 🤪

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5 months

In the garden. On her own. With a flower pot she found from somewhere. What a fruitcake. Living her best life 😂😍 #cockerspaniel #puppy

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2 years

First full week in the TXE and one of my best ever weeks 💰💰💰💰. Good karma for once after the previous 6 weeks of shitcart problems

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2 years

73495 a top cabby if anyone knows him. Stopped about 5:30 this morning out of his way from heading other direction & asked how i was, if needed help, wanted anything etc. I’m quite prepared that have warm clothes in a bag to help me out. Quite cold sitting in cab overnight

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3 months

@TomCapener FA Cup Final, 90k heading there in various ways, saturday traffic, couple hours before kick off

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3 years

Cabby going along strand eb in outside lane in traffic with light on. I went past along kerb side with light on. Then he’s claiming i’ve nicked his job. Muppet should know how to do his job when he has his light on. You stay kerbside. Butter!!

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1 year

Kings X to Great Ormond St. Done for gratis. The customer when finding out its a free fare “ohhh right”. And walked off 😂😂😂😂

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2 years

“£10.80 please ma’am” She gives me £15 and says “does anyone gives tips anymore?” “Some do some dont” “I was brought up on giving tips” Gave her change. No tip 😂😂

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3 years

Every time I come on here, it’s another road closed here. Another road closed there. It’s so depressing. Any other profession and i’d be quitting & changing. 3.5years I dedicated to get this badge. We have to fight. Time to put in again for @UTAG17 i think 👊🏻👊🏻

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2 years

Drove round a traffic island on Eltham High St to bypass traffic. Got a PCN. Appealed it for wrong Contravention Code. It got rejected as “I still did offence”. Appealed it to adjudicator. PCN cancelled because authority didnt supply PCN or supporting evidence for the case 🙄👊🏻

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1 month

Cash use is up. Media calling it “surprising”. Well done all. SAVE CASH!!! Remember paying someone £50 cash, down the line its still worth £50. Paying £50 on card, they get £48ish and £3 goes to a bank. Down the line the bank gets it all!!! 😡 CASH IS KING!!! 👑 #SaveCash

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@5liveSport @LouisMend Lyle Taylor is a shithouse because he refused to play while under contract. You dont choose when you want/dont want to play. There was no problem with him leaving at end of contract to go to a better club. He left us in the shit when we was in a dogfight. Same as Solly

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3 years

“Wilton Music Hall please” I had to look round and make sure it wasn’t Mr Wilkins in the back #oldschoolpoint

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9 months

Cab on point T3 refuses lady to her farm in Slough 🙄🙄. £50.60 for 25min job. £70 cash when i said just £50 is fine. “No you took me Merry Xmas”. Back at port in 25. Up the money makers 💷

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1 year

If you’re in the feeder park at 7am you’re awaiting one of your first jobs of the day. Multiple cabs turning their noses up at New Cross 😡. Everything thats wrong with the port. Legally allowed to say no. Just a glorified minicab service. Shithouses

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2 years

The Euston cycle wank is going and already you have to take a peak at the underpass because its mostly clear now or go over and that’s half clear too. The cycle lobbyists must be fuming!! #removecyclelanes #trafficcreators . @CityWestminster remove the Park Lane one now please

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2 months

Hailed 👋🏻 “Can you take my set of house keys and give them to my wife at this restaurant? Here’s her phone number” Our reputation is incredible ❤️

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3 months

@TomCapener Probably nearer £70 if not more

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3 years

. @CamdenCouncil have stated that their data shows Parkway has had a 15% traffic reduction since they implemented the Jamestown Rd roadblock 😂😂😂😂. They are beyond deluded. Jokers

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3 years

4 year badge anniversary today. Only way to celebrate 🙌🏻🙌🏻

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2 years

@piersmorgan What makes you think nothing is being done? What would you do? How would you do it?

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8 months

Drinks and Thai food at @ChurchillArmsW8 last night. Top notch 💥

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3 years

@EdwinAmbrose11 @GaryLineker @LaLigaEN If my auntie had bollocks she’d be my uncle

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1 year

This Holden era so far is so reminiscent of like when Powell took over. 4/5 wins at the start then couldn’t win for toffee after and limped home to safety. Then the next season we battered the league. Hopefully that happens #cafc

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2 years

First shift in the new cab yesterday. Its like a spaceship. A load of nice things. Couple of annoying niggles. We go again today this afternoon 🚕⚡️

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2 years

Types of Cabby in January 1. Cained it in Nov & Nov when it was stupid busy, made a bundle. Relaxing in Jan when its quiet 2. Relaxed in Nov and Dec was “family time”. Now moaning and declaring it as the phantom “kipper season” 😂😂. Doom & Gloom

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3 years

@alanshearer You was all bubbly after 2minutes. Reality come back and hit you has it? 😂😂😂. Richest club in the Championship

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2 years

No more favours for customers from now on. No more desperately trying to get them to stations to make trains or cutting corners with dodgy moves

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9 months

@KP24 What they deserve 😂. You deserve the money for performance not just turning up. As for the last sentence, it’s irrelevant. Rahm hammered Liv for what it is. Their money wouldnt change his life. Now he’s joined. Shame the DPWT will now change their criteria to get him in the RC

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2 years

Is Garner walking from Swindon to London? ⏰ #cafc

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2 years

ULEZ expanding out to the M25. Absolute scumbags. It’s nothing to do with Cleaner Air. It’s to sort out TFLs spiralling debts of piss poor management #ulez #tfl #sadiqkhunt

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3 years

Cabbies getting excited because a few uber drivers are on strike today 😂😂. Not realising that they’ll be driving around for Bolt, Ola etc instead. Still carrying on their race to the bottom. Leave them be. They are no worry to us

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3 years

@piersmorgan @Cristiano Yet again a Ronaldo fanboy has to include Messi in to it. Messi always on the mind. That’s why Messi is the 🐐 because you always have to compare anyone to him

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1 year

Who needs the beach to do a bit of sunbathing in the sun 😂😂😂😂. The things you see out at the feeder park 🙈. Shambles

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2 years

Just filled in the Taxi Fare consultation. Yet again one of the proposals is to raise R1 and R2 rates with inflation but freeze R3 and R4 (freeze for the 2nd time). It’s as if night drivers don’t have rising costs like day drivers 🙄. Who’s signing these proposals off

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7 months

Fare evasion has risen 50% on TFL services 😂. No wonder they’re skint. Hope they go bust. Cunts

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2 years

Good to see the Orgs of the trade doing fuck all again against Taxis losing the ability to service roads across London. Fucking pointless the lot of them. Wish we had Micky Lynch

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3 years

Hole in One on a Par4 today in the Club Championships @midkentgolfclub @MKGC_Pro . What a buzz!!

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2 years

Picked up a woman with a toddler and a baby in a pram. Had to go to a nursery in an LTN then onto their home. I waited outside the LTN with the toddler and baby why she went off to collect her other child. THE TRUST ❤️ #LondonTaxi #BlackCab #icon

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2 years

@aaliuk @Number_trois Aahhhh, someone can’t play snooker, darts or bowls

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2 years

@AndrewD03752863 @Best_captain_ @Wimbledon Because women were women and weren’t offended to being called by their marital status

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1 year

Only 944 responded to our consultation on fare increases. There’s 18,331 Taxi Drivers. 5% bothered. Pathetic

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3 years

How do you make petrol and diesel run out? Scaremonger people and make them panic buy 🙄🙄🙄

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3 months

Must have thought he was still driving his prius 😂😂🙄🙄. Absolute fucktard. How do they do it? #PaddingtonStation #LondonBuses

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2 years

The military precision of this is beyond incredible #QueensFuneral

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9 months

@silvercab49 Taxi driver who knows the rules on phone use while driving wont spend £10 to have a cradle in his cab. Its his own fault

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2 years

A wash to get the dirt off, then round to a charger for a gleam up while it charges 😍. Wonder how long the novelty will last 😂😂😂. Hopefully forever

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2 years

@StuartGlover @GaryLineker @SunderlandAFC And it’s a lot more fun and interesting than the Premier League

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3 years

Two old dears. Piccadilly Circus to Theatre Royal Haymarket 😂 “Have it on me. I cant even be bothered to turn the meter on” 😂

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3 years

So a girl walking home was abducted and murdered in Clapham and now the solution to try and stop it happening again is to have undercover coppers in pubs and clubs across the country. What part did pubs & clubs play in all this. What am i missing?

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2 years

@ugolin8 @PReedGolf Don’t forget the team matches 😂😂😂. It’s what every golf fan wants 😂

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1 year

Lost my Cab Shelter virginity today as I was in on morning shift whilst charging my cab up outside (6yrs since becoming a cabby 🙈). Nice visit to @CabShelterWC1 . Lovely food 😛

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2 years

£6bn in bailouts, £100m over budget on Bank Jct, £50m+ over budget on Old St roundabout, £3.6bn on more projects. Yet Sadiq Khunt says the government need to invest more in Londons Transport system because TFL cant do any more upgrades 🙄🙄

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3 months

@russtxy Everyone would hate to be one. The ones that are have no choice 😂

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3 years

@CityWestminster Easiest way to improve Oxford Street is to enforce the ‘no vehicles except buses and taxis’. It’s a free for all

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2 years

Another horrendous traffic day. Grinds you down in the end. Strand to West Brompton Stn just went £47 🙈😡. You can only apologise so many times for something that’s not your fault

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3 years

@jasonsimoclarke @piersmorgan @Auba @m8arteta Yeah it’s much bigger

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2 years

Top of Jewry St to Smiths Wapping. £10. Customers said Ubr wanted £45 because drivers in short supply 😳😳. When are we putting our prices up 😂

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1 year

6yrs ago tonight was my first shift in a cab. Free first fare, some great fares afterwards. And then unfortunately being in the vicinity of the London Bridge terror attacks. You never forget 😵‍💫

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2 years

Couple of slow shifts so far. Still making targets. Having a chuckle every time I rank and watching some of the butters get the hump with having to wait more than 5mins sometimes. Don’t know how lucky they are. Could have been an hour on point pre-pandemic if your luck was out 😂

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3 years

74 badges at Euston trying to tell me that the customers alternate sides when getting in cabs not order you went in station

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10 months

Police and ambulances stuck eastbound on Knightsbridge because Picc Upass closed and the refusal to open South Carriage Drive. Fire engines stuck on Regent St because it remains a single lane of gridlock with no room to move out the way. Great planning as always @CityWestminster

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2 years

Hope all the D&G and “kipper” labellers worked today. Been a blinder 💰💰

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6 months

Impatience is a common denominator in accidents. Combined with utter uselessness gets you the standard required to be a London bus driver. Bus driver on the right didnt want to be in the left turn for the left lane queue. Never mind 😂😂😂✊🏻💦

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