I explain all of 3x Snooker world champion Mark Williams tweets as most of them don’t make sense. Views are my own not representative of Mark in any way.
@markwil147
Translation “Sorry about that performance, very hard conditions for me I’m afraid. If we carried on there it would be 17-1 easily.” Keep your head up Willo tomorrow is a new day.
@markwil147
Translation “Watching Jackson, in the bath, what a F*****g break that was to win.
#TeamPage
”. The comma placement is important because Jackson was not in the bath, Mark was 😂.
Today also marks 2 years since I started this account. I never expected to get 300 followers never mind nearly 3000. I’ve had some tough translations but I’ve enjoyed every minute.
@markwil147
Translation “As of today I am no longer an ambassador or anything to do with the Sightright brand. I have enjoyed my time using the methods but now have decided to cut ties and do my own thing. Thanks to Steve for the help over the years.”
Thank you everyone for your support this season. It has been brilliant and all your kind words make all the headaches of trying to decipher Willo’s tweets worth it 😂. Without you lot I definitely wouldn’t be in as good of a place as I am right now so thanks everyone.
@markwil147
Translation “That was a long drive home, just got in. What a day, what a game. Privilege to share the final with the greatest player ever.
#IWasPlayingPoolLastWeek
”
@markwil147
Translation “Still baffles me how pro’s can’t enter the World Senior’s snooker if you are in the top 64. Why do they get a chance to get in the champion of champions instead of people in the top 64?
#Unbelievabledecision
”
@markwil147
Translation “That’s a mistake from Mark Allen not playing the respot when he won the toss. Wtf am I listening to, a mistake letting your opponent in.
#AnyoneElseAgreeWithMurphy
”
@markwil147
Translation “Totally outplayed in every department, hands up. Forget Trump, Robertson, Wilson, Murphy, Selby is a different class to them all when he plays well”
I don’t know why people are shocked that Tom Ford has beaten Judd Trump we all knew it would happen because he’s going to win the whole thing after beating Higgins 😂
#worldgrandprix
Your heart just goes out to Jack Lisowski doesn’t it? He played so well and had a chance in the decider but John Higgins is one of the all time greats and I don’t think the class of 92 feel pressure they are not human.
#bbcsnooker
#SnookerWorldChampionship
@markwil147
Translation “What a reception from the crowd today, unbelievable. Thank you all. Not great today but a win is a win. Home now, back in a few days to try again.
#SeeYouInTheWeek
”
@markwil147
@leewalker147
Translation “It kills me to say this and I may delete it before he sees it but without 5 head aka Lee Walker I may not be playing as well as I am. Without doubt the best coach I’ve worked with by a country mile.
#DeleteBeforeHeSeesThis
#FiveHead
”
@markwil147
Translation “What an atmosphere it is when you play at the same time as O’Sullivan, always packed. You can feel the excitement in the crowd as soon as you walk gin. No other player can do it.
#PrivilegeToPlayAtTheSameTime
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Thank you to everyone who voted for me it really means a lot. I will continue to translate Willo and give myself a headache while doing it 😂. Thank you to
@WhereCue
for running another incredible tournament and commiserations to
@RobJF24
worthy finalist your time will come.
@markwil147
@nr147
Mark is saying “I know there’s a debate about the break off, can you believe it. I’m sorry I don’t break off normally and lose the frame”
@markwil147
Translation “Seen this fella outside the venue while waiting for the bus to go back to the hotel, thought sod it and said excuse me can you give us a lift to the hotel please?
#IfYouDontAskYouDontGet
”
@markwil147
Translation “Just that I had a game of cards for a couple of hours in the Betfred lounge, is that ok or are we not allowed because we are playing each other on Thursday?
#gottoaskthesedayscantdowhatyouwant
”
Hello everyone. I enjoyed my week in Llandudno watching some great matches over the 3 days I was there including Willo v Astley, both finalists in the quarters and the final. Unfortunately I never got the chance to meet Mark after his game I must’ve just missed him.
I know people including me prefer snooker on ITV and Eurosport but there is something special probably nostalgia about snooker on the BBC I can’t wait the UK championship this week.
@markwil147
Translation “Home time after nearly 2 weeks in China doing son stuff other than snooker. Now going to try and get to Manchester for my match in the first (round). Not expecting much to be honest but i will have a go.”
Congratulations
@joegentlemanjoe
brilliant performance from him 9-5 win over Judd Trump to win the Welsh open and becomes the 2nd oldest ranking event winner ever only behind Ray Reardon the person who the trophy is named after.
Right let’s do something over the world championships. Give me a bold snooker prediction for either the world championship or any time frame. I’ll start, Shaun Murphy to retire in the next 5 years.
Today feels like the beginning of the end as it’s all moving too quickly now, the quarters only started yesterday and they are finishing today, I want to go back to round one that lasted nearly a week.
Congratulations Jak Jones. Flying the 🏴 flag in the semi finals. The field is so strong these days. Every tournament is unpredictable not least the world championship.
@markwil147
Translation “I think i just found the Grand Prix trophy that I won in 1996, need a bit of bras so on it to see if it comes back shining.
#InMyMothersAtticAllThisTime
”
Well played Mark Williams. A match with 3 mad moments from 2 mad players (in different ways 😂). I don’t know what Hossain Vafaei was thinking, Willo is always respectful of his opponent and tonight was no different.
#SnookerIsFun
Yes Willo 147 after not getting a look in for the 1st few frames it’s a great break. Mark Williams makes a 147 in the quarter finals of the
#EnglishOpen
.