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9 years
I'm gonna pin this tweet because I like McDonalds
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It’s live, and we hope you love it ❤️
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@JayToastee @zoieburgher @KEEMSTAR When the reply gets more likes than the original tweet
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8 years
#AsBritishAs saying aluminium the right way
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7 years
@MissMollieXoxo @dobriksjuanpa @HeathHussar It's not 0.1%, it's 0.1 of 1 so the tuition is $20,000. Soz to be that person.
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4 years
lol
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8 years
Waiting for a new app like vine or musical.ly so I can get famous without doing much work.
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4 years
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Natalia !! 🍉 ☆
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write your name but replace s, e, a and n with oob
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6 years
Just a compilation of how everyone is feeling for #gcseresultsday2018 #GCSEs2018
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5 years
I may be failing all of my A levels but at least I’m on famous birthdays
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6 years
How I felt leaving the exam hall with the smart arses still doing the exam #AQAbiology #GCSEs2018
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4 years
Sometimes when I’m bored I use google translate to comment on Russian McDonald’s Instagram posts
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6 years
I’m actually excited for results day, it’s like the lottery except a ticket costs 16 years of education and the prize is to get into further education. #gcseresults2018 #gcseresultsday
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6 years
That geography test was horrible. All it did was remind me of how I asked a homeless person what their postcode and annual income is for a questionnaire on the field trip. I still feel so bad. #GCSEs2018 #GCSEGeography
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6 years
Had to email @McDonaldsUK because they charged me for my mozzarella dippers but didn't give them to me. This is unjust.
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10 years
Probably wont notice this but I was the 4,000,000th subscriber! #Pointlessblog4MSubscribers @PointlessBlog http://t.co/7C2lQhlkQ8
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6 years
This is why I love McDonald's so much
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6 years
As long as the chemistry exam asks about cyanide pills and bleach then this years year 11’s will be pretty set #GCSEs2018 #gcse2018
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9 years
Fav this tweet for a beme code 👍🏼
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5 years
I'm so dumb I spelt my name wrong on my car insurance.
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5 years
If gravity pushed us up instead of down then everything would be built upside and we wouldn’t notice a difference
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6 years
I would be looking through the #aqagerman tweets but the exam was in German so idk what it said.
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5 years
My driving instructor would spend the lessons on his phone, even the first lesson when he was driving. So I have decided to cancel my lessons with him and learn to drive off YouTube. Test is in a month.
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5 years
Some people are really still using twitter for iPhone...
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6 years
Right I clearly don't know how to revise so you might as well just take the internet away from me.
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6 years
I drew myself for my profile picture, it took me 30 hours to draw so feedback is appreciated 💫✏️
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7 years
@MarzBarGaming I would go back to 2012, it was more about content than views
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7 years
Honestly @MrBeastYT can dominate crypto currencies, all he has to do is buy a load of a cheap currency then tweet about it to convince everyone else to buy it making the value go up. He’s basically won life.
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8 years
so much shit happens but would you rather look back and see yourself be negative through it or stay smiling. Even if your teeth are grim.
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5 years
Loving this hot weather, can’t wait to get a sun
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7 months
@xEnzhy MacBooks are the best
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6 years
[ #GCSEs2018 #AQAEnglishLit ] Shakespeare: *Happens to say a sentence with ten syllables* English Teachers:
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5 years
Passed after four lessons 😂
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5 years
My driving instructor would spend the lessons on his phone, even the first lesson when he was driving. So I have decided to cancel my lessons with him and learn to drive off YouTube. Test is in a month.
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5 years
I’m exactly how old Harambe was when he died.
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6 years
if a polar bear was confused with its sexuality I suppose you could say it's bipolar
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6 years
My dad likes to do this fun and quirky thing where he comes into my room at random points throughout the day and tell me I’m going to fail my GCSEs. I really enjoy it.
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6 years
imagine trying to search something on twitter but you end up tweeting it lol only an idiot would do that
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6 years
I hate the fact we have to sleep
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6 years
People bragging about college not starting for another week can fuck right off, no one finds brick laying impressive mate.
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6 years
“Love thy neighbour” “Love thy neighbour” “Love thy neighbour” “Love thy neighbour” “Love thy neighbour” “Love thy neighbour” “Love thy neighbour” “Love thy neighbour” “Love thy neighbour” “Love thy neighbour” “Love thy neighbour” “Love thy neighbour” #GCSEs2018
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6 years
Ok why do kid’s tickets for public transport cost less than adult’s tickets when they’re the noisy ones?
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5 years
I have a list on my phone of people who I'll buy expensive things for in 10 years and then a list of people who I'll make their lives a living hell.
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6 years
I knew friendship groups wouldn’t stay the same after GCSEs but I didn’t expect so many people to cut everyone off so soon. Or is it just me?
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6 years
I took A level maths for a bit of a laugh but I kinda regret it now
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6 years
I’ve got three hours sleep and I think that’s the key to escaping the simulation because everyone looks like robots
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7 years
Just gonna tweet this to claim I know about @hooliganchase before he blows up
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6 years
I miss the pokemon go days, bringing your portable charger with you everywhere and being more patriotic about your team than your own country.
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6 years
A spider fucking chased me around my house at 2AM. The cunt has a diameter of a solid 8cm and started running at me without stopping. I would hoover the little shit but at this point I think it's gonna suck up the hoover.
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6 years
I don't have a God complex, I'm just a God and you're all so dumb you all find it too complex.
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6 years
I’ve barely talked to anyone since GCSEs ended, I’ve forgotten what anyone sounds like
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6 years
@LambdenRyan You’ll always be fit in my eyes xx
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8 years
Waiting for a new app like vine or musical.ly so I can get famous without doing much work.
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6 years
Can we have a moment of silence for all the 14 year olds this year realising Christmas isn’t fun anymore
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6 years
I hate GCSEs so much more now everyone has made twitter accounts which means even more people will be judging my tweets.
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6 years
We were meant to leave two lines between the answers? #aqareligiousstudies
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6 years
I miss the days when my biggest worry was thinking of an excuse to leave the Xbox party
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6 years
You’re welcome
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6 years
I'm just tweeting to remind you your puffles on club penguin are dead
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6 years
I never understood food tech teachers, you’ll make a perfectly good chicken chow mein and they’re just like “LeTS aDd sOMe oNiON AND FUCKING VEGETABLES LIKE WHY DON’T YOU PUT TOE NAIL CLIPPINGS IN THERE WHILST YOU’RE AT IT
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6 years
Surely if you put your toothbrush on eBay for £999,999,999 then you’ll have the most expensive toothbrush in the world.
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6 years
Debatable
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6 years
i feel like my tweets deserve more likes i'm funny i swear
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@JonnyFitch It would’ve been unwatchable if it wasn’t for your audio mix, truly the best
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6 years
Maybe writing a joke in every single one of my exams isn't exactly the most orthodox way to get a GCSE but you won't be laughing when I'm getting a grade 9 on my foundation papers.
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7 years
I love how people have started to quit drinking before they’re even legally allowed to drink
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6 years
Results day is like a buzzfeed quiz except this time you find out if you’ll have a good future or not
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6 years
Why doesn’t McDonald’s do dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets?
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6 years
Happy birthday big boy x @LambdenRyan
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6 years
Happy is an understatement
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6 years
Everyone says to avoid negative people, but when if they just have depression? Are you gonna abandon them?
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6 years
I might make a diss track on cucumbers just so I can start it off by saying “I’ve got the cucum-bars”
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6 years
Imagine thinking getting in trouble with the police on Halloween is cool
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6 years
If you threw a duck at a duck would the stationary duck be able to duck?
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6 years
Countries are like houses in Sims. England is one of the houses you buy already built, the furniture is kinda old fashioned. Then America is when you just build walls around the entire an empty plot and just give up with caring.
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6 years
I don’t get why people think waking up early would make you more successful. Your 5am is 5pm in another country so there’s no point trying to be different 🤷🏽‍♂️
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6 years
I struggle to spell the fucking word ‘biology’ correctly. How am I actually meant to pass?? #gcsebiology
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6 years
I wonder if there’s ever been a family so ugly that no one wanted to have kids with them so the family name just died out.
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6 years
Why are people bragging about being sent a SIM card by ncs? Mate you’re gonna do some coloring in and walk through a lake. Calm down.
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7 years
Fucking quality @hooliganchase
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6 years
I just emailed the head of office for showcase cinemas asking what that song they always played before a film was called... I'm really bored.
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6 years
If you don’t thank the driver when getting off a bus I hope you get hit by one.
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6 years
I JUST SNEEZED AND IT SOUNDED EXACTLY LIKE LIGHTNING MCQUEEN SAYING KACHOW
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6 years
I’m actually a psychic. Like I can predict that in the future you’ll read this tweet.
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6 years
Spoon can be typed upside down... uoodS.
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6 years
Can we have a moment of silence for everyone doing German #GCSEs2018
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6 years
If you're ever bored just listen to one of those 'songs no one knows the name of' videos and have a banging dance battle with yourself.
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6 years
My phone just started calling dominos without me doing anything. It’s definitely God trying to tell me something. Definitely.
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6 years
You can tell the people who go on NCS used to wear gravity force socks for non school uniform
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6 years
The Suite Life on Deck was made just to get kids wanting to go on a cruise to promote Disney Cruise Line’s new ships in 2011/12.
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6 years
If 1/3 of water is oxygen then surely if you try hard enough then you can breathe underwater
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6 years
There’s kids who can go on google maps and see what the world looked like before they were born
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6 years
I have a full proof plan to get grade 9’s in science. I’ll write “The earth is flat” for every answer then a flat earther will mark it and they can’t say my answer is wrong because THE EARTH IS FLAT.
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6 years
Jobs that pay minimum wage are so dumb if they think it’ll save money. If they pay 50p more per hour then they’ll have 16 year olds spreading positive things about them which will bring in customers. They can literally use their workers as marketing without them knowing.
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7 years
I lasted 45 mins. $TRX is orgasmically low. Anyone who doesn't buy in now it a silly goose.
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6 years
If you’re ever in the situation where there’s an awkward silence, just turn to the other person and say “you weren’t even listening, were you?” Then depending on if you like the person or not, you can either walk off in anger or ‘retell’ what you were saying.
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4 years
@McDonaldsUK more of everything ty x
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6 years
Sometimes I love the DMs I get
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6 years
@amybroadfootx Not to be dramatic
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