Tvbb0: “Ive had two boyfriends before..maybe that kinda puts that to bed…. And they put me to bed…..
THATS CRAZYY guess he really was telling the truth about the “more than 1 body count” (tbh it was obvious) 💀💀💀
Disappearing from cam to get “water” and not come back for 30 mins only to return and change cuz he got “sweaty” despite already showered and changed earlier yeah sure buddy you deffo didnt gave him a bday bl0wj0b thats for sure
0w3n: how many €€s have you dated?
Tvb: heres my thing about relat!0nships, idk if it started or not..
0: (changes question) ok how many €€s have u been physically intimate with?
Tvb: thats fucked…
Holdon does that mean r4n and tvb were situationships this ENTIRE TIME😭😭💀
(Caught people having s3x on the beach)
B!ll: they looked like they were having a good time!
Tvb: maybe we should have s3x…
B: alright time to go to the beach
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(B!ll accuses tvb of having s3x on the beach)
T: see if I had it, then you also had it! Cuz it was both of us
B!ll: are u a t0p or a b0tt0m?
tvb: i dont know…..dude
0w3n: NAAAH it has to be t0p b0tt0m or sw!tch!!!
Tvb: is sw!tch not the middle one? Just whatever, that!! switch!!
T0m: (looks at tvbb0) Its been a while since we had sex…
Tvb: its been too long arguably!
T0m: yeah too long!
(Smirks at eachother)
The b4ll svrg3ry was rough for the relationship damn
Tvbb0: I’ll make myself pregnant if you don’t shut the fuck up… I reckon I can impregnate myself if I try hard enough.
Whats up with u and the obsession of getting pregnant???? He is so persistent with his breeding kink god
C3llb!t: *runs in and kisses tvbb0 on stream*
Tvbb0: *laughs and then goes into complete silence*…….That was c3llbit
Tvbb0: so much has happened in the last minute, the pipes, the monsters, c3llbit just ran and tried to kiss me, so much has happened!!!
The way tvbbo and f00lish are threatening eachother the entire time yet he can easily carry him and lift tvbbo up like he weighs nothing sjdksh
They are deffo hate-fucking tonight
Tvbb0:
Dude the friendgroup is 2021 was a little too tight, too much gay shit slipped.
Then theres that one time where we all got naked and started sucking each others c0cks it was awfull
Tvbb0: I just decided to take the day off cuz I was doing a lot of “exercise”yesterday…. Ive just been working so hard in the “strip mines”.
Yesterday they made stripmines a code for sex on their date
Tvbb0 and fr3d actually canonically fucked on their movie night😭😭
Fr3d: never have I ever kissed multiple boys in the same night
Tvbb0: “never”
T0m & fr3d: ?….Thats a lie.
Fr3d: yeah you have! You kissed both of us on the same night!
T0m: yeah!
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Tvb: T0m has seen my penis :3
T0m: nonono.. i was flashed
Tvb: no you weren’t
Tvbb0 getting hit on the club alot, and an older rando tried to buy him a drink and get into a polyamory with him😭😭
I mean i knew tvbobi was irresistible but goddang the competition😭
(Guard hits tvbb0)
Tvb: ow what?… So you like to be the one in control.. noted
He has been such a slut during prison towards the guards probs cuz he gets fucked and gangbanged during solitary confinement, deffo why theres always 2-3 guards always waiting with him in there too.
Tvbb0: can I have a hand crank? Pleaseee…I’ll crank YOUR hand crank for a hand crank pleasee
He is such a prison bitch, keeps bargaining with guards and workers for stuff in prison selling his body and saying he would do ANYTHING while pulling diff gaurds into corners with him.
T0m: “Lets all hump tvbb0”
*grunts and moans*
He really moaned as he humps tvbb0 for show knowing that other teams cant even hear him, this just felt real💀
Tvbb0: wait what does the red flag mean?
p!s0: you dont know much about it do u.. you usually ignore those
Tvbb0: that hit way too hard, thats crazy that you said that given u know what u know.
4sh deleting his blog made himself even more sus, glad my boy ghosts for a reason🤭
Tvbb0: aughh… fuck me sideways with a screwdriver! A sharp fucking screwdriver….The sharpest fucking tool in your fucking toolbox.
Aight he said it, get on with it guys
Tvbb0 getting hit on the club alot, and an older rando tried to buy him a drink and get into a polyamory with him😭😭
I mean i knew tvbobi was irresistible but goddang the competition😭
U know what, i was pretty sure tvbb0 and p!s0 were a thing UNTIL during twitchcon when they both called out the tiktokers that ship them, the thing about tvb I notice in a relationship is that he never really denies it
Example would be 4sh and in the past with r
@n
where he went
For the cl!ngyduo enjoyers :3 a reminder that tvb and t0m are still married and t0m DOES NOT want to divorce tvbbo AT ALL. He would even go as far to death threaten his gf
A beeduo dating confirmation
Tubbo: There was a point where jack had met more of my family than the person that I was dating AT THAT TIME
Dont they always reference that jack had met the entire family on that bbq stream they did? It was also the same time Ran flies to the uk
I remember seeing like a little theory post here about how their friend
group is the type that would fuck each other for fun and it now actually sounds too real
Fr3d: never have I ever kissed multiple boys in the same night
Tvbb0: “never”
T0m & fr3d: ?….Thats a lie.
Fr3d: yeah you have! You kissed both of us on the same night!
T0m: yeah!
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Tvb: T0m has seen my penis :3
T0m: nonono.. i was flashed
Tvb: no you weren’t
With all the tvbbo and ch4rli3 stuff we’ve been getting at the moment, I want u guys to relive this ship since them having svnny WASNT the first time they had a child together.
They made a child back in origins where tvbb0 canonically gave birth and it wanted crawl back in
Some h4s4n tvbb0 stuff!
(H4san compliments his outfit)
4ust!n: i give it a solid 7
Has4n: (gets pissed cuz its too low)
They re-evaluated and gave it a 9/10 at the end
Aaaaaa i miss them smmm
Tvbb0: can I have a hand crank? Pleaseee…I’ll crank YOUR hand crank for a hand crank pleasee
He is such a prison bitch, keeps bargaining with guards and workers for stuff in prison selling his body and saying he would do ANYTHING while pulling diff gaurds into corners with him.