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Emmanuel Todd Lopez Jr.
3 years
It's definitely time for me to sell this @
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4 years
So I remember seeing this video during the primaries and it made me research Kamala a little bit. The math ain't mathing on those memes y'all RTing.
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4 years
@ceral107 @Meggers505 @MichaelCoudrey I'm assuming he's never heard of a book. ๐Ÿ™„
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1 year
This is such a horrible take. Men can sing about anything they want. The problem is men stopped singing to women and started singing to other men. "These hoes ain't loyal..." Who is that directed to? You're definitely not singing to women.
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Emmanuel Todd Lopez Jr.
3 years
@jadastackhouse They about to make that dog have a seizure lol
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Emmanuel Todd Lopez Jr.
4 years
All of us lining up on the SNKRS app again
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Emmanuel Todd Lopez Jr.
9 years
Boy did they pick the wrong nigga for this lol RT @akacharleswade : #OscarsSoWhite
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Emmanuel Todd Lopez Jr.
9 years
When you got all the juice on the TL... http://t.co/vVvIGdgsZ5
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Emmanuel Todd Lopez Jr.
3 years
This may be the most chaotic video I've ever seen in my life.
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Emmanuel Todd Lopez Jr.
4 years
And little did we know that we would be starring in the sequel.
@WhistleUncut
WHISTLE UNCUT
4 years
2 years ago today Bird Box premiered on Netflix & this meme went crazy!
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Emmanuel Todd Lopez Jr.
8 years
RT @TayoMarciano : Black people, vote for Trump, vote for a republican for a change. Let's give it a try for once.
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1 year
@big_business_
Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ด
1 year
Oh my god Melle Mel just responded to Eminem... LMFAO
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Emmanuel Todd Lopez Jr.
8 years
White people make slavery sound so awesome. Good food! Great housing! Competitive salary! ...no wonder they wanna make America great again.
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Emmanuel Todd Lopez Jr.
9 years
"Who ordered gratuity?" http://t.co/Qb2RxWNYYZ
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2 years
Hakeem Jeffries going through the whole alphabet in his speech ๐Ÿ˜ฒ
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4 years
@IssaB0ss sociopaths put it in the fridge
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Emmanuel Todd Lopez Jr.
4 years
Had a whole discussion about that before. White lady at my job told me Obama wasn't the first black president because he was mixed. I told her if he stole her car she wouldn't have called him mixed...he would've been black. We never spoke again.
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Emmanuel Todd Lopez Jr.
9 years
Yo!!!! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜… RT @TyreeBP : He dressed up as the Popeyes Chicken lady ๐Ÿ˜‚
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#2015Faves RT @MaMiizaBoSS : Forever funny. RT @TheCoolestLame : FUNNIEST DUBSMASH IVE EVER SEEN ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@TroyHalibur
Ser Troy Haliburton
3 years
The Wizards are actually really good??
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Emmanuel Todd Lopez Jr.
10 months
@xoBeanxo_ Perfection
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Emmanuel Todd Lopez Jr.
10 years
"Wait...so they have cornrows UNDER it?" http://t.co/zXxzfuAg3E
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Emmanuel Todd Lopez Jr.
3 years
If I'm gonna sell this @ I might as well donate it charity and do some good
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Emmanuel Todd Lopez Jr.
3 years
I'd love to hear all the stories of black kids deciding to backpack through europe for 6 months because their parents got them while they figure it out. We deserve the space to do that too.
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3 years
"The FDA approved cigarettes too!โ€
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@Mo_fierce
Mo_fierce
1 year
Whats yโ€™all obsession over seeing black people whooping white people ass.
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Emmanuel Todd Lopez Jr.
9 years
Wait. Kanye is a Gemini? EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE NOW.
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Emmanuel Todd Lopez Jr.
2 years
"Your team isn't even in the playoffs" Dan Snyder is selling the team. That is our super bowl.
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Emmanuel Todd Lopez Jr.
9 years
#JeSuisAndre RT @d_weezy : Don't we all, bruh. Don't we all.
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Emmanuel Todd Lopez Jr.
3 years
Every day I find out another way white people repackaged racism that I didn't know about.
@TheTobiSmith
Tobi
3 years
You know I never knew all of this about tipping...
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Emmanuel Todd Lopez Jr.
3 years
My aunt was telling us which cheeses she put in her Mac and cheese and pulled out a bag of molded cheese.
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8 years
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Emmanuel Todd Lopez Jr.
4 years
WE GOT THOR WITH US TOO
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9 years
RT @StevieThicks : I'll post my tits if the Broncos win
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3 years
A good spades partner is a spiritual connection.
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8 years
@getnickwright THIS IS A-1 TROLLING LOL
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Emmanuel Todd Lopez Jr.
1 year
Used to send this every time someone stressed me out.
@xanabon
xanax in cinnabon (ali)
2 years
tell me a Vine youโ€™ve never been able to get out of your head
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Emmanuel Todd Lopez Jr.
6 years
Tom Wilson should never have to pay for a beer in DC
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Emmanuel Todd Lopez Jr.
3 years
Mimosa towers are no joke
@YPHoustonTX
Your Favorite Places In Houston
3 years
Enjoy a Mimosa Tower with friends at On The Kirb Restaurant ๐Ÿฅ‚ 5004 Kirby Dr, Houston, TX 77098 2521 Bagby St, Houston, TX 77006
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Emmanuel Todd Lopez Jr.
9 years
RT @CoolBreezeLT : LMAO RT @KingTralle : When you getting directions from Mexicans and they say โ€œyou make a straightโ€ http://t.co/jjp04uAjcX
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Emmanuel Todd Lopez Jr.
10 years
Thighs that rub together keep that pussy nice and warm...like a coochie crockpot.
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Emmanuel Todd Lopez Jr.
3 years
Just saw a YT woman with a shirt that read "Kind Is The New Black" I've spent the last 10 minutes trying to figure out what the fuck that means.
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Emmanuel Todd Lopez Jr.
2 years
Let me know the next time there's a mass rocking.
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Emmanuel Todd Lopez Jr.
9 years
Is she driving a lawn mower?
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THIS BITCH SAID $100 IS 3 MONTHS WORTH OF GAS. BITCH WHAT KIND OF HOOPTY......
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5 years
I love the internet.
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Emmanuel Todd Lopez Jr.
9 years
Stand in front of her like this. RT @le_Kampf How would you ask for sex without words?
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Emmanuel Todd Lopez Jr.
4 years
@BornMelanin I got mad just reading this ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
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4 years
@jiggyjayy2 Capitalism is always the scam
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Emmanuel Todd Lopez Jr.
4 years
@any1seenmyedges Yep. I don't base anyone off whether or not they have children. They may not want children. They might not be able to have kids. I never understood why people made that a judgement point honestly.
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Emmanuel Todd Lopez Jr.
1 year
@thedopebohemian Absolutely ridiculous SMH
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Emmanuel Todd Lopez Jr.
11 years
Selfie of the year. http://t.co/e3k0GbwpT1
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Emmanuel Todd Lopez Jr.
2 years
Last thing I'm gonna say about the trial. Tory's dad came out of an LA COUNTY COURTROOM and said it's the worst miscarriage of justice ever seen. LOS ANGELES COUNTY.... My guy....๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Emmanuel Todd Lopez Jr.
4 years
I think about this tweet often.
@guylikericky
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4 years
Women can't watch movies without subtitles cause they don't listen
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Emmanuel Todd Lopez Jr.
3 years
@Dawnubari @ChicoHimself clearly saw her said what the fuck? lol
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Emmanuel Todd Lopez Jr.
4 years
Outside of traveling...what's something you really miss doing because of covid?
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Emmanuel Todd Lopez Jr.
3 years
@bellaxbailarina Yo...she went from grabbing her ankles to whatever that next move was...a whole vibe lol
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Emmanuel Todd Lopez Jr.
10 years
They released camera footage from the other side of the building...THERE ARE CAMERAS RIGHT THERE FACING THE SCENE http://t.co/w1gYah4YhW
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Emmanuel Todd Lopez Jr.
9 years
MY GOD RT @LadieeAsh : Shit
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9 years
#2015Faves RT @Pattric : Idk, but im inspired RT @SheHatesJacoby WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN
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9 years
...wait. We're holding Presidents accountable for the actions of their race? ....because if we wanna get into a history lesson...
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Emmanuel Todd Lopez Jr.
8 years
I haven't seen anything lose value this quick since Lauren London got pregnant by Wayne.
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Emmanuel Todd Lopez Jr.
3 years
@Donna47philly Nah she knew it was bad. She said she takes the molded pieces out.
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Emmanuel Todd Lopez Jr.
6 years
Fuck Bill Cosby and if you have an issue with that fuck you too.
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Emmanuel Todd Lopez Jr.
4 years
@kingkuntry_ @cammithy Definitely stole this meme. Thank you sir
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Emmanuel Todd Lopez Jr.
11 years
RT @VH1PNUT : I WISH YOU COULD SEE A GIRLS STATS LIKE ON 2K .... COOKIN 95 . PUSSY 85 . HEAD 99 . LOYALTY 40 .
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9 years
Freddie Gibbs Snapchat is greatness lol
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4 years
@Deion_Slanders @fallenleo Nah why he size him up like that for the kick? LMAO
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9 years
I wanna live my life with as my joy in my heart as this kid
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10 years
RT @AskCheyB Ladies: When a man goes through your purse, he's looking for characteristics of who you are http://t.co/1Orqs2LggW
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4 years
Meteor Man is finally on demand!
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Emmanuel Todd Lopez Jr.
1 year
These are the type of purchases I made during COVID. I legit bought a tortilla blanket so I could make myself a burrito SMH
@FatKidDeals
Fat Kid Deals
1 year
Penguin Ice Cube Tray for $7.50! Save 50% with promo code 50E9Z6YU
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2 years
@PrinceHAK33M Thoughts and prayers
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9 years
RT @MsReyda : LMAOOOOO RT @Broey3000 : "Turn in your scratch paper along with your test".. http://t.co/Fs02Be6Ock
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3 years
Granny took off on his ass! She is a trained assassin.
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RT @PinguinoBesos : "You're only rooting for Cam bc he's black!" Why yes. yes I am.
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3 years
To have Meg perform same day, same stage right before dude is horrible scheduling. The audacity to bring out other dude during the set? That's beyond garbage.
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1 year
I saw someone say they needed someone dedicated to them like Moriah Mills is too Zion.. I do not want someone that committed. Please leave me.
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10 years
TALK TO EM TEDDY RUXPIN!! http://t.co/zaZHNL6M6L
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Time out... RT @MistyHewglie : I might be 35 But this ass is 22 Thicker than a snicker๐Ÿ‘ http://t.co/VI7Q38S4el
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Kevin Duranch, LeBarn James? ๐Ÿ˜ญ People are funny as hell
@Tweets_n_Nike
Multiverse Corrado Soprano
1 year
Farmelo Anthony byke!! ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปโ€๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปโ€๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปโ€๐ŸŒพ
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4 years
That's not who spent hours on her...
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8 years
We don't expect OKC to beat Golden State. Can't replace the 2nd best player on the planet with nothing. ESPECIALLY going to a 73 win team.
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When he asked her what she got out of it I was like
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4 years
You would never see 45s wife on the Puppy Bowl
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Otto Porter...Year 3.
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4 years
๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
@bubbaprog
Timothy Burke
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Outstanding live TV moment
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9 years
This family has way too much fun lol
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9 years
How many interceptions will Hoyer throw if they don't sit him down?
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3 years
Stimmy hit on payday and I get my first vaccine dose today.
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Emmanuel Todd Lopez Jr.
8 years
Pull up to the #HollyDeadParty like
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Emmanuel Todd Lopez Jr.
2 years
People not checking for you doesn't mean you're blackballed. It means nobody gives a fuck.
@SaycheeseDGTL
SAY CHEESE! ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿง€
2 years
DaBaby is projected to sell less than 17k first week with โ€˜Baby On Baby 2โ€™ It will be the lowest first week sales of his career.. is he blackballed?
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If you're reading this you made it to another year. Don't take that for granted...a lot of people didn't have that privilege. Happy New Year!
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