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a gem.

Where We Dont Pump Our Own Gas
Joined August 2011
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
Glodean
5 years
Don’t nobody know this bullshit 😂
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
Glodean
5 years
He needed his ass beat on a couple of occasions.
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5 years
Sco pa tu manaa:
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
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1 year
@BarkyBoogz “Organized violence” 😭😭😭
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
Glodean
2 years
Please learn to find the beauty in getting older. A lot of our peers didn’t make it this far. Never take it for granted.
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
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10 years
I'm hollering 😂😂😂 http://t.co/gaxtLkigYc
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
Glodean
6 years
Stop using “That’s just how I am” as an excuse. That’s a character flaw. Fix it. Grow.
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
Glodean
1 year
@twattemptations I’m almost certain she’s bumped a q’chee or two.
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
Glodean
8 years
Me at every cookout this summer.
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
Glodean
7 years
Lol. I see people saying Get Out made them realize you can't trust white people. Why tf were y'all trusting them before???
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
Glodean
4 years
Summer canceled so I might as well get pregnant.
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
Glodean
5 years
Y’all gon stop tryna force this shit on me 😂😂😂
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
Glodean
1 year
If you put ya brain in a bird it would fly backwards.
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
Glodean
3 years
Fucking loser.
ruined it for everyone
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
Glodean
7 years
"Deadass" is a question, confirmation, & a reaction.
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
Glodean
8 months
Cooking videos.
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james
8 months
what’s this for
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
Glodean
7 years
Just trynna figure out why my bitch got on the Christmas Lebron 10s in her bathing suit....at the pool.
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
Glodean
8 years
#GrowingUpInNewJersey traveling to other states & having no clue how to pump your own gas.
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
Glodean
5 years
I’m finna gone head and mute this because at this point idk if I was too young or too old for this shit & I am vexed. 😂😂😂
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
Glodean
8 months
Nigga, that’s Willie Beamin.
@DailyLoud
Daily Loud
8 months
Jamie Foxx throws a football full court and makes it in the hoop 🔥🏈
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
Glodean
5 years
When Pop Smoke said “just lower your tone cuz you could get hit” i felt that.
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
Glodean
6 years
Beautiful Black Child.
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
Glodean
4 years
Bro. $20 just filled up my tank This shit ain’t all bad ...
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
Glodean
5 years
@KavyInDaKlutch I’m damn near thirty 😂😂😂
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
Glodean
5 years
The women might hate me for this, but a man ain’t required to pay y’all bills cuz he’s fucking you. Idk who taught y’all that, but unlearn it.
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
Glodean
9 years
😂😂😂
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
Glodean
5 years
Y’all jobs did y’all filthy making y’all work today.
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
Glodean
7 years
Best one yet
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
Glodean
5 years
Bitch, everybody had a problem with this.
@wristofer
vic damone jr
5 years
Y’all slandering Lizzo but nobody had a problem with this huh? 🤔
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
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1 year
🖤
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
Glodean
6 years
*laughs in Jersey*
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
Glodean
5 years
NBA & Chill >>>>
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
Glodean
5 years
Yes. Stop dealing with women that don’t like you.
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
Glodean
8 years
Like sir, refuckinlax
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2 years
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
Glodean
3 months
Not sure which question you’re asking. But yes.
@therealbannner
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3 months
Y’all be fuckin high ?
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
Glodean
5 years
“Hood” & “illiterate” are not synonymous. Please know the difference.
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
Glodean
6 years
Suck her toes during missionary.
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
Glodean
10 months
Nigga found a woman that’s self aware enough to know she can’t do it on her own & is still willing to learn for him and still found a reason to complain. Incredible.
@bowlOfChillyy
BRoyFrmDaNiks
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If you ask your girl to cook a certain meal and she gotta get on YouTube and Pinterest 😂 throw the whole women away frfr
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
Glodean
7 years
Send him nudes for no reason.
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
Glodean
7 years
Niggas will really get mad at you for moving on, after they did you dirty
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
Glodean
1 year
@_ValTown_ How you look at a baby & name it “Rayful”???????
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
Glodean
8 years
When he start moaning while you giving him head
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
Glodean
6 years
I’m so fire & I’m not even talking about looks.
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
Glodean
5 years
I went on a date with this guy. We went to Applebee’s that was in the middle of a shopping complex. We walk out and this nigga goes “I used to steal from that shoprite.”
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
Glodean
5 years
Suck her clit like it’s dipped in oxtail gravy.
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
Glodean
6 years
I deserve fire sex everyday of life.
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
Glodean
7 years
Only people from Jersey can talk shit about Jersey. It's the rules.
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
Glodean
1 year
Fixing this man plates and bringing ‘em to him is easily one of my favorite things in the world.
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2 years
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
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1 year
@ladidaix The hairstylist kicked her down the stairs because she was talking shit about the stylist via text while she was getting her hair done.
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
Glodean
5 years
@MADi_GetRight Ahmad. I never heard this in my life
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
Glodean
7 months
🖤
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
Glodean
7 years
I just went to Popeye's & this nigga said "we actually don't have chicken right now." Nigga, what?
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
Glodean
6 years
Wow. It’s #NationalNutDay & ain’t naan nut being bust over here
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
Glodean
7 years
When he roll over in the morning and put that lil morning wood on ya butt...
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
Glodean
4 years
@WS_Boogie >>>>. That’s it. That’s the tweet.
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
Glodean
6 years
I’m fire as hell. I don’t need validation from anyone.
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
Glodean
9 years
Stop coming for Wiz like y'all wasn't getting that blonde patch in the front of y'all heads.
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
Glodean
1 year
Mel from Snowfall.
@ohshitits3
Klondyk3
1 year
Who looks at CRACK and says “hmmm lemme try some?”
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5 years
Talk her through her nut.
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
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5 years
This roster is the worst I’ve ever seen.
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
Glodean
11 months
Louie. & that’s a hill I’m willing to die on.
@ZiplockDomo
Black Jesus
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Who was the ACTUAL villain in Snowfall? 👀
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
Glodean
4 years
Not having to wrap presents cuz nobody getting shit >>>>
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
Glodean
7 years
Lol. Y’all out here getting fucked through the dick hole in the boxers ???
@nonotrending
nono 🇧🇯
7 years
You know yo pussy good if he get butt naked 😩😇
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
Glodean
7 years
Sex is supposed to be nasty.
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
Glodean
5 years
Niggas be dangerously horny. Me. I’m niggas.
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
Glodean
7 years
When you 6'0 & ya best friend 6'3.
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
Glodean
5 years
@TheCandyyShop I never heard it until I saw the tweet 😭
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
Glodean
6 years
Me looking at some of y’all pictures after y’all called Drake baby mom ugly
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
Glodean
1 year
Nigga eating brake pads.
@itsaffirmed
Ifeoluwa
1 year
important
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
Glodean
7 years
Three questions into 21 questions and a nigga hit you with "So, you suck dick?"
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
Glodean
5 years
With yo natural hair & yo soft skin & yo big ass in that sundress ...
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
Glodean
10 months
Telling people to go back to their country while not being from this country.
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
Glodean
6 years
Music just hit different in the car.
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
Glodean
7 years
None of y'all relationships is goals for me. I promise 😂.
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2 years
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
Glodean
11 months
People with money & actual banks …
@nazoni_
Lilth♑️
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WHO TF ACTUALLY USES ZELLE😭😭
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
Glodean
5 years
We don’t Fucking care.
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5 years
Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott Throwing Epic Bash For Stormi's 2nd Bday
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
Glodean
7 years
Don't even ask me. Mind your business.
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
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6 years
BIG single.
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
Glodean
5 months
Low Vibrational Plates all Summer 2024
@_Edweirdo
El negrito. 🇵🇷
5 months
Y’all remember this shit? 😭😭😭
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
Glodean
2 years
Not having Jay-Z in your top 5 is criminally insane.
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
Glodean
4 years
Bitch, I’ll slap everybody responsible for this headline.
@ghoulishcase
blood seeping into the mulch
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#BREAKING : 32 year old Rapper Kendrick Lamar was found and confirmed to be the goat in his Los Angeles home in California
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
Glodean
4 years
Imagine sucking stink dick AND coming on the internet to tweet about it....
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
Glodean
4 years
What in the FUCK is a “light skin white man”
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
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5 years
@thekckofficial I feel like we too old to know it at all lmao. Like when did this even come out ?
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
Glodean
3 years
@LostGMG @Themaxruvalcaba I’m Fucking weak 😂
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
Glodean
5 years
Vivrant thang ✨
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
Glodean
3 years
Me looking at K. Michelle new face
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
Glodean
3 years
You know you fine.
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
Glodean
2 years
🤍
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
Glodean
6 years
Every white person in the room looked at her like she was crazy. I am disgusted.
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
Glodean
8 months
She enjoyed every moment of this & no one can tell me otherwise.
@MrsJellySantos
Jelly Santos
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Her ex from 5 yrs ago won’t stop hitting her up. He’s married. He even named his child after her. She posted screenshots. His wife seen the videos about him and sent her a message. I am speechless.
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
Glodean
7 years
Coworkers: Good morning Me:
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@WhoaDere_Semaj
Glodean
9 years
I COME IN THE CLUB , SHAKING MY DREADS , THROWING THESE BOWS & BUSSING THESE HEADS !
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