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Best damn plumber in E-town, father of 2 beauties, husband to the best wife in the world top -0.1% on Onlyfans

Edmonton, Alberta
Joined December 2018
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@WhiskyTodd
Whisky Todd
4 years
I had a joke about Ryan Kessler, but it’s no longer relevant
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2 years
@PierreVLeBrun Interesting how you spin it that respecting everyone means being forced to participate. It’s not like he is out there denouncing anything. He is declining as respectfully as possible and this woke society has decided that you’re either with or against us. Stop creating villans
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9 months
What a day of fixing furnaces. All done…unless my phone rings again. If anyone needs heat tonight, feel free to reach out. I’ll see what I can do
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2 years
Playoff mode baby!
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4 years
Too much?
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3 years
@CapFriendly It’s already a cap. It should just say friendly.
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2 years
Now that’s a sandwich!
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5 years
Lucic out, green in!
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6 years
With the Edmonton Oilers season ending, Its time to support oilers favorite hockey mom and put our support behind the Columbus Blue Jackets...who’s with me? @amyjones_03
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2 years
Decided to have a daddy daughter day at the @EdmontonOilers game vs @StLouisBlues
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8 months
Just finished snow blowing the crescent.
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3 years
Now, do you let skinner start the next game?
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1 year
My wife thinks she is too old for this dress. I say no way!
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7 months
If you’re Newfie, you know what’s up
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5 years
I don’t know about you guys but my Father’s Day started with my wife in labor and me catching the new baby in the car on the way to the midwife. What a helluva Father’s Day.
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4 years
We welcomed home this adorable little girl yesterday. #boxers
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2 years
Had to wait until the wife went to bed to set up the plant stand outside the bedroom. Hopefully she likes her Mother’s Day gifts.
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4 years
Is anyone giving Drai credit for this pass? That was threading the needle!
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4 years
. @cmcdavid97 finishes the night with the OT winner!
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3 years
Happy Birthday to me!
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2 years
@doornumero3 @PierreVLeBrun How so? Because he didn’t conform to your expectations?
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1 year
@TheLisaEvans It says only if you’re rich, add milk
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2 years
Game 4baby!
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6 years
Evan Bouchard, a guy that didn’t make the top 50 prospect list this year, has more nhl goals than Tobias reider this year. Let that sink in.
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3 years
@JFreshHockey His positioning seemed to be more sound. Shorter time with the puck, quicker outlet passes. Moved up ice at a more efficient pace. Is that what you’re looking for?
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3 years
Anniversary dinner with this beauty!
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5 years
@timandsid @oilerslive @EdmontonJack Here he is on the goalie fight!
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5 years
@dstaples I’m a plumber. I expect a lot of clogged toilets from overuse of toilet paper.
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10 months
@dhockey13 what about Shaun durzi to Arizona? 21 points in 32 games. 22 minutes tonight and a +6…… for a fucking second round pick
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1 year
This is on the coach. Not starting Campbell the last game is 100% on Jay Woodcroft. You can’t ignore the stats. Skinner is not a bust, but he was drowning. Throw the kid a life raft!
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2 years
Ready to enjoy the afternoon at the @EdmOilKings game with the family. Time to tie the series against @SeattleTbirds LETS GO OIL KINGS!!!!
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1 year
Nothing beats Donna’s clubhouse
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3 years
@nandoodles @UW You can tell @Google your political leanings and convince them to only advertise with certain websites? Weird, I didn’t see that setting.
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4 years
My wife: I keep seeing the acronym WAP everywhere on memes and I feel like I’m missing out. Do you know what it means?
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1 year
I’m too close to see the puck…anyone want to trade?
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5 years
How long before Matthews wants to be on a cup contending team? Probably asks for a trade in 2 years
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2 years
Happy Halloween
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1 year
Happy anniversary to my wife! Honourable mentions to @ginny_jenny and the great one on their anniversaries…also today!
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7 months
How early is too early to get a Costco hotdog?
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2 years
@TribelOfficial @CraigJButton Irony is advertising your company on the platform you’re complaining about.
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3 years
@iheartedmonton See, you know this is something @CityofEdmonton should do. Instead of giving Edmonton a new nickname change every welcome to Edmonton sign to incorporate one of these. @Ward4Aaron @AndrewKnack
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5 years
@Bob_Stauffer You imply Puljujarvi in the bottom six? That’s the whole reason he won’t sign. It amazes me sometimes how you have your position
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2 years
Having a shitty day. Decided to use my bathtub the way my wife would. Turned on some spa music, lit some candles and hopefully this changes my mood.
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3 years
@Jacob2929 @thevivafrei @JustinTrudeau Careful how you use that term “majority”
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3 years
Just got our family photos back from our photographer! Here are my favourite 😂😂😂
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1 year
Got a full size Halloween bar tonight!
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4 years
I’m not sad that I’m not getting money from the govt, but to see my trade isn’t critical feels a little sad. 4-16 hour days in a row repairing furnaces in this weather, constantly entering homes not knowing of danger, doing my best to social distance and take safety precautions.
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Jason Kenney 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇮🇱
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Alberta’s government will recognize hundreds of thousands of hardworking Albertans who are delivering critical services to support our province. The Critical Worker Benefit will provide a one-time payment of $1,200 to ~380,000 eligible Alberta workers.
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6 years
@PR_NHL @BlueJacketsNHL But they are the only team to sweep the presidents trophy winner in the first round
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2 years
Ready for the game
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1 year
Just cut up this sirloin tip, got 16 steaks averaging 8.5oz, 2lbs of cubes meat, and 3lbs of dog treats. That’s averaging $5/steak 🥰🥰🥰🥰
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3 years
My vote for mayor of Edmonton will be the first one who announces they’re going to take down the talus balls
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1 year
Guess who won at kdays
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1 year
Guys, I fucked up
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10 months
McDavid is now 3 in scoring in the NHL this season. 10 points out of first….or 2 games.😉
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5 years
@hockeynight Let’s call him the Phoenix He did rise from the flames.
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4 years
I don’t know who was tweeting about the Battery Daddy but damn if I didn’t want one!
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3 years
@GoldenKnights Now show the McDavid goal.
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6 years
@MikeBeauvais @Singh390000 Ottawa has been trying for years to unload this bad contract
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4 years
@Costello_stats If he wasn’t a problem in Edmonton, and he wasn’t a problem in New Jersey, and he wasn’t a problem in Arizona, and isn’t the problem in Buffalo, what was the problem in all these locations.
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2 years
Having guests over for a birthday party so my wife and I are Cleaning our house just so people don’t judge us for living like a normal human beings. Not sure why I’m trying to impress a bunch of 3 year olds.
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2 years
Medium rare Tenderloin on a salad with avocado, tomatoes, sprouts, cheese and lettuce complimented by a south west ranch…..oh and corn.
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@27MilanLucic Good luck! Even though you’re time in Edmonton wasn’t ideal, we still cheered for you and reider! Enjoy Calgary
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@SobotaAbby You mean bison king?
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4 years
I’m on a keto diet trying to lose weight, but after today’s announcement, I feel like the dieting can wait until after restaurants are doing better. Time to order in, get all fat and sassy! Just trying to do my part.
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4 years
Did my first tiling tonight. Wow is it a quick learning curve
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4 years
Ok so here is the skinny -Koskinen ranks 16th in the league -Of the 15 ahead of him, only 8 make more than him. -of the 15 ahead of him 7 are free agents. 2-RFA and 5-UFA -of those 7 only 2 previously made more than him Lehner and crawford. Koskinen is not overpaid!
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Much love from Lars Callieou! I can’t believe how far this post has reached
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Lars Callieou
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This is @WhiskyTodd , plumber extraordinaire and owner of Todd’s Mechanical @Toddsmech . He just finished installing a hot water tank for my Mom on time and under budget! I don’t often ask for retweets but would love to thank him and give him much recognition.😀🙏 #YEGplumber #RT
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@GenePrincipe @jneal_18 @NHL @EdmontonOilers Hey @GenePrincipe can you start calling him the Phoenix? He did rise from the flames!
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@curious_founder All 5 said that’s the best way? Not a hepa filter, or changing your filter on your air system, or having house plants? Removing a gas stove trumps all of this?
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@carlyderms @ryanjespersen He is saying the vaccine works, the older population has reached close to heard immunity, so go get vaccinated so we all can stay out of the hospital.
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5 years
Is Kassian a top 6 player? If the answer is yes, the top paid 126 forwards in the NHL have an average of 5.5M/year If the answer is no, and you rank his new wage for position, he would be the 196th highest paid forward in the league. He is not earning a top 6 wage.
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2 years
Bbqing bacon burgers!
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1 year
@JasonGregor People follow you for your sports takes, not your political ones.
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2 years
@NHLFlames @lane2u Can you make a gif of Keith Tkachuk not wanting to throw his hat?
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5 years
Did anyone notice that nichushkin has 12 goals on the season? Drai has a Third of that.....tonight. 😂evolving wild should change their name to inept clickbait
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@CalgaryPolice @StopCrimeYYC If he says 5’9” on the dating apps, you should probably be looking for a guy around 5’4”
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2 years
When your brother gets stage 4 cancer with a 7% chance, you take on the task of comparing all trial drug studies that pertain to his specific treatment. Holy fuck am I exhausted
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5 years
Am I the only person who doesn’t care about schitts creek?
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6 years
@amyjones_03 @PlayersTribune @seth_jones3 If the @BlueJacketsNHL don’t play @JLo during warm up, they aren’t treating @seth_jones3 like a teammate
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@thereds8 @Wit____ Hopefully to investigate money laundering through foreign homes being purchased by people in the Chinese government.
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9 months
If @TimHortons turned their drive thru displays to 50%, we would no longer be in an emergency and everyone would win
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@AdnacOil @SportsnetSpec He fucking better not be
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@JulieYAli @SuhaSaleh13 I have a French last name and don’t speak French. People ask me if I’m from Quebec all the time. It’s not so much white people as it is ignorant people
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@Lynn_wells11 Take your break and live a happy life. But please come back for the oilers season.
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3 years
Happy new year from our family to yours!
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4 years
7:30AM Coffee in hand, birds chirping, sun shining, family still sleeping. Successful camping trip!
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3 years
@walsha Maybe if you were good enough to be a coach then you can make that decision. Choosing to take this to the public and get your player blacklisted isn’t a good look. If you were my agent I would fire you.
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@OilersPain Hires coach, builds bottom 6 to be PK units, has one of the best PK in the nhl, trades for Neal, signs smith, both give veteran calming presence that we didn’t have. Sets himself up to dump salary over the next few years. Umm, yeah no credit due there.
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3 years
Hey guys, a Neighbor in YEG (Crystallina) has a sick light show. Come see it in person. It’s free with a food bank donation. RT to spread the Christmas cheer!Directions to the house in the comments
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3 years
Pretty good morning if I say do myself.
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3 years
@audricmoses @KellyKEditing There is a pressure switch inside every side wall vented appliance. It measures less than 1/30 of 1 PSI. If the airflow becomes obstructed, it will automatically shut down the appliance off and stop it from firing.
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Dear Coach Knobloch, I am here to tell you that you have a pretty good team in front of you. All I ask for as a fan is to treat Mark Spector the way Jay Woodcroft was treating him this past week. I promise you will never regret that decision. Sincerely, a lifelong Oilers fan
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Two years ago today, my wife gave birth to our daughter...in the car...on Father’s Day. It was magical!
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