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9 months

congratulations to the PWHL for nailing the fundamental goal of a professional sport league: inflicting endless suffering upon the people of toronto

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clip 🛸

@clippedszn

6 months

These 4 athletes have all lost ever since signing with PRIME hydration.. - Devin Haney - Erling Haaland - Alexander Volkanovski - Israel Adesanya

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5 months

12 seconds of ice time but -1 in a 2-1 loss that went to triple OT is generational stuff

Karine Hains

@KarineHains

5 months

These ice times are ridiculous. You win as a team and you lose as a team…. #PWHL #PWHLPlayoffs #WalterCup

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5 months

with his first career playoff goal, phil di giuseppe ($775,000) ties: auston matthews ($11,640,250) mitch marner ($10,903,000) john tavares ($11,000,000) in playoff goals this season

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Spezza illegal retaliation for knee-on-knee: 6 games ✅ Kadri illegal retaliation for knee-on-knee: Out for playoffs ✅ Xhekaj illegal retaliation for knee-on-knee: C’est bon. C’est hockey. 👨🏻‍🦯👨🏻‍🦯👨🏻‍🦯

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5 months

if you’re getting paid $11 million, you have to show why in the playoffs - Nylander scored both goals to send the Leafs to Game 7 - Matthews put the team on his back to win Game 2 - Marner - Tavares drove the play that won Game 5 they’re paid the big bucks for a reason, folks.

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2 months

matthews in the locker room getting everyone to pass to him so he can get to 60 (they’re down 5-1)

Darren Dreger

@DarrenDreger

2 months

Expect the Toronto Maple Leafs to name Auston Matthews captain on Wednesday. This is part of the evolution of Matthews as a leader and current Maple Leafs captain John Tavares fully supports the change. Tavares has been heavily involved in the process with GM Brad Treliving.

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7 months

every single goal from Zach Hyman’s purely unethical 50-goal season #nosauce #whathappenedtothesportiusedtolove

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5 months

brad treliving highlights: - celebrated when EDM picked draisaitl over bennett - wouldn’t move valimaki for stone - whiffed on eichel - lost gaudreau and tkachuk - signed kadri + huberdeau, fired within a year - signed injured reaves + klingberg future boston pizza inheritor?

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7 months

top line LW for your Toronto Maple Leafs in a kinder universe…

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@hockey_db

7 months

What is the greatest "what if" in hockey history?

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6 months

dui on main to own the leafs 🔥

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4 months

there’s a universe where this is the coolest goal in leafs history but instead everyone forgot about it within a day lol

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7 months

lyubushkin and benoit when nikita kucherov comes down the wing

Nick Richard

@_NickRichard

7 months

McCabe, Benoit, and Lyubushkin makes this the meanest Leafs blue line in a while, if nothing else.

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5 months

not to be that guy but whenever you see a tweet like this from Joe Bowen remember that he just hates import goalies because his son David played behind NHLer and former #1 goalie prospect Ukko-Pekka Luukkonen in Sudbury for a year

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@Bonsie1951

5 months

The CHL needs to end the policy of bringing goalkeepers into Canada taking away chances for Canadian kids to play. Sitting on the bench watching an import is No way to develop

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9 months

virgin dom paying 100k for data vs chad andy and rono paying 1.7k

dom 📈

@domluszczyszyn

9 months

@DobberHockey @ARHockeyStats @pondwhistle @TMapleLeafsMuse @samirraza09 sorry i definitely misspoke on the magnitude of the discount privately, this data generally goes for, at the very least, over 50k and upwards of 100k so yes this certainly would be the deal of the century. hard to picture a new company undercutting the market that much

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10 months

virgin mitch marner: - showboats, dekes himself out with the game on the line - holds out and threatens to sign with CBJ - no goals in 8 games chad noah gregor - just rips it the good ol’ fashioned way - “no don’t worry brad i’ll take the PTO and sign later” - scored in reg

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8 months

do sens fans know anything about hockey what’s going on

Jammy 🐝

@SensBuzz

8 months

Embarrassing dive. Gallagher should tell him kids are watching.

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10 days

jumping a guy with your gloves on is also gutless btw

Marc Dumont

@MarcPDumont

10 days

Arber Xhekaj unloads on Pare after he injured Laine. #GoHabsGo

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5 months

best season since 2011 after a decade of pure misery and failure, fought through an injury to your star goalie AND your backup while your star player goes MIA to reach Game 7 of the 2nd round, only for your top scorer to get a BLOOD CLOT the night before Canucks Hockey™️

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9 months

morgan rielly looking at you guys forcing him to go to the all-star game instead of being tessa virtue’s full-time house husband for the break

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9 months

i think simon benoit is the first player i’ve ever seen pull off no technical skill, just passion

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10 months

certified gooner #GOAT

din

@klooowry

10 months

somebody tell nazem kadri his likes are public 😭

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7 months

jokes aside, while money doesn’t buy you 50 goals, we do need to talk about how expensive it is to play hockey at a decent level 10-20k per YEAR for AAA, 2-5k for AA/A, and even $750 just to play house league is ridiculous, not to mention equipment + training costs these days

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@TSN_Sports

1 year

Craig's List: Bedard can lead the Blackhawks to a Stanley Cup. MORE:

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@WhereIsPetan

6 months

second plane hit the towers

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@CHLHockey

6 months

What a run by the #LeafsForever prospect! 👏🏻 #CHLStats

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@WhereIsPetan

7 months

at this point if you’re dubas how mad do you get that this keeps happening

Bally Sports Columbus

@BallySportsCBUS

7 months

🎩🎩🎩 HATTY ALERT 🎩🎩🎩 Alexander Nylander puts away an empty netter for his third goal of the night! #CBJ

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6 months

parents weren’t rich so it counts 💔💔💔

Shaedon

@Shae_Nuge93

6 months

Matthews' 60th goal is a tap in so it doesn't count

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6 months

bobby ryan: racist ✅ islamophobe ✅ misogynist ✅

Bobby Ryan

@Bobbyry5409

6 months

@MeghanChayka Name 7 players. Not 1. Not 2…5-7. First and last names…go for it

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5 months

at some point it’s time to apply to durham college boys

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repeatedly punching a guy in the back of the head is bad actually

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2 months

marner stripped of the A

David Alter

@dalter

2 months

Treliving says Tavares will be wearing an 'A' and they'll talk about the rest of the leadership group in the next little while.

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8 days

i don’t condone jokes about addiction but if you think that making fun of a millionaire who is alive and well vs making fun of a teenager who died of cancer are morally equivalent then you have a room temperature IQ

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@rocketjr12345

9 days

Like why are we doing the fanbase morality check here. You’ve been making jokes like this

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7 months

this is the ugliest 50-goal season ever. the next generation will be using this to defend mcdavid’s legacy if he goes cupless. or they’ll be using it to say bedard played against plumbers

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8 months

same fanbase that wants to talk about class… this is so brutal

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1 month

koskidaddy doesn’t even have twitter blue he’s doing it for the love of the eternal hellfire fr

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9 months

at risk of parroting what’s likely a silly conspiracy, if Samsonov’s arbitration is what caused his drastic dip in confidence, then the Treliving-led front office has produced: - An unplayable goaltender - An unplayable defenseman (Klingberg) - An unplayable forward (Reaves)

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@MapleGlazed_

9 months

Streets won’t forget.

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@WhereIsPetan

11 months

james reimer just woke up somewhere in a cold sweat

KHL

@khl_eng

11 months

Here's a rare footage of a male of 'homo goalie' in his natural habitat. These species love snow and pucks. They're known for their calm behavior and tenderness. We are very lucky to be able to see these magnificent creatures in a wild.

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10 months

The Habitant

@the_habitant

10 months

Fraser Minten today: • Bad penalty in the 3rd🔥 • 0 goals😮‍💨 • 0 assists🥶 • Fans every shot😍 • Playing on the first line but somehow the only one pulling that line down🥹 • Stealing TOI from Celebrini🤩 • Leafs top prospect😩 • ∞ turnovers🥵 Oh captain, my captain ❤️

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7 months

i see canucks fans are finally getting what they asked for: toronto-level media coverage (having the season of a lifetime and the media is talking about your star player leaving)

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@taj1944

7 months

Dhaliwal on Pettersson negotiations: Canucks aren't getting any indication from Pettersson that he wants to be here long-term. There's frustration there. I have no intel he wants out. Up until now I always thought EP would re-sign but I'm not so sure now. @DonnieandDhali

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11 months

james reimer is probably the funniest goalie ever bro why are you ducking for cover

Hockey Daily 365 l NHL Highlights & News

@HockeyDaily365

11 months

TIM STUTZLE BATS ONE HOME OUT OF MID-AIR TO WIN IT FOR THE SENATORS IN OVERTIME! #GoSensGo

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8 months

framing a leave of absence for a sexual assault case as “mental health” is gross and frankly embarrassing from the calgary flames, especially considering what oliver kylington just went through completely unacceptable

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@TSN_Sports

8 months

Four NHLers – Carter Hart, Michael McLeod, Dillon Dube & Cal Foote – have been directed to surrender to London police to be charged with sexual assault in connection with an alleged incident that occurred during a 2018 Hockey Canada event. From @rwesthead :

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1 month

tim peel’s brain is mush i’m disregarding him

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10 months

nick cousins you can turtle all you want on the ice unfortunately you will not be able to turtle from the flames of hell

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9 months

@domluszczyszyn if you want a real discussion instead of the brad treliving joke you replied to: your skepticism is probably valid, but publicly blasting an account that is generally well-liked with 4x less followers than you with nothing more than loose thoughts will never go your way

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6 months

if you think that the leafs’ playoff issues are “grit” and not the fact that their playoffs scoring since 2018 looks like this then you will benefit from a lobotomy IMO

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mitch marner propaganda on national television is this north korea

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9 months

me in my dorm room after nick robertson game-winning secondary assist

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11 months

jokes aside with john klingberg, chronic hip issues explain a lot about his play… simply lacks the mobility to be remotely close to NHL level defensively hope he’s able to recover, seems like a great guy, gained a lot of respect for him here

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3 months

Leafs new D pairings with Jani Hakanpaa signed: Rielly-Tanev McCabe-Liljegren OEL-Timmins Benoit

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6 months

not to be dramatic but if the leafs lose to david pastrnak and the power of friendship then they should blow it up

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@Joe_Poho

6 months

#NHLBruins Practice Lines Heinen-Zacha-Pastrnak Marchand-Coyle-DeBrusk Lauko-Geekie-Frederic Beecher-Boqvist-Maroon Van Riemsdyk Lindholm-McAvoy Grzelcyk-Carlo Shattenkirk-Peeke Lohrei-Wotherspoon Ullmark Swayman

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@Lochness12021 imma need u to think about this within the context of what i posted and explain to me which one of your brain cells thought it was an own

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11 months

taking this into my own hands

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little late night capfriendly armchair gm #getreadytolearnsharksbuddy

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9 months

at this point just invite matt martin like what is happening here

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7 months

rodion amirov’s story is not about the leafs, but rather about the courage a young man held in the face of death and a kid who had a smile on his face until the end reading his dad’s comments after his death, though, always being a tear to my eye

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joel edmundson when he tries one of his signature illegal playoff crosschecks as a maple leaf

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okay seriously this means: A. the coach is saying that the depth is so bad that they’d rather play someone for an hour (likely, a coaching + management issue) B. they literally just realized the player’s utter garbage mid game (unlikely, happened to me yesterday in beer league)

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Marner’s been… good, i think. don’t get me wrong. he looks more poised than at some other points in his playoff career. just think that if you really believe you’re worth $11m and you’ll hold out and talk to CBJ because you’re that confident, the pressure is on you now

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3 months

brother where

luke fox

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3 months

Brad Treliving says he has a couple more depth signings "in the hopper." Could be finalized in hours.

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8 months

post tax fraud tavares

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@dmoulton1995 flexing another man’s bread 💀💀💀

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ya any retaliation that illegally targets the head should be heavily penalized, i’m a strong advocate for a fist to the teeth. that’s how we used to settle it, and that’s why these plays are penalized heavily

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also upon digging deeper why has boston dressed abby cook both games but haven’t played her a single second

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7 months

cody hodgson gets a shot after not playing since the obama administration and it’s heartwarming akim aliu gets a shot despite playing 4 years more recently than hodgson and there isn’t a single positive reply in the comments…

Frank Seravalli

@frank_seravalli

7 months

Hearing Akim Aliu is returning to the ice. #sjsharks GM Mike Grier confirmed today he is signing Aliu to an AHL tryout deal for remainder of the season with @sjbarracuda . Aliu last played pro in 2020 in Czechia and has battled through years of surgeries and rehab, but his dream

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3 months

My dad didn’t even get me a job at the restaurant he owns man omg

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@ShamsCharania

3 months

The Los Angeles Lakers are selecting Bronny James with the No. 55 pick in the 2024 NBA draft, sources say. LeBron and Bronny James to become the first ever father-son duo to be in the NBA at the same time.

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some pushback already on my marner evaluation but i don’t know if people understand how much $11,000,000 is. he has the 9th largest cap hit in the league and he fought tooth and nail to get paid that. you don’t pay that much for a good defensive player, you pay that to winners

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i don’t think there’s a league-wide conspiracy against toronto (we just stink) but the guy who runs DOPS is clearly salty about how his career ended at the hands of Colton Orr and he sees more of himself in Arber Xhekaj than Nazem Kadri

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@domluszczyszyn if you know all of this then why did you go about it in such a messy manner? everyone is justifiably confused as to why you randomly accused a well-liked page of a serious infringement, but if you had strong supporting evidence then this wouldn’t have been nearly as disastrous

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@Monntego @LeAnna_Tate @CardsScorecards @finsupkp @Too_Much_Reason @EiFSoccer idiot

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11 months

jesse pollock b like how can i make this abt me

Jesse Pollock

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11 months

I will be wearing a neck guard going forward and I strongly suggest all hockey players do the same.

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didn’t kill myself

ya momma hoe ‼️

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1 year

please brag about something you did in 2023 .

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this is so wild man 😭😭😭

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bertuzzi domi 2 on 1

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Bobby Ryan

@Bobbyry5409

7 months

@mancockrob @TkachukYou @BakerGonna @AverageFan_Z Thanks Rob. Don’t feed the pigeons, they continue to come back forever. I’ve never deleted a tweet. I deleted Twitter once upon a time cause of people like him.

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when it truly mattered: McDavid - 3 shots, 0 goals Draisaitl - 0 shots, 0 goals Hyman - 1 shot, 0 goals Bouchard - 5 shots, 0 goals Nurse - 1 shot, 0 goals

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thank you shohei ohtani nation

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i turn 19 tmrw thank you sports gambling nation im very excited to get started

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bro is texting the hoes while he’s on TSN LMFAOOOO

carlton bear

@88racksonme

11 months

I’m on tv rn everyone put it on TSN

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the shanaplan died when muzzin got injured, BTW… we’re in the shanapanic era

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8 months

not to take away from suzuki, but this is more of a testament to how badly MTL management failed one of the greatest goaltenders of all-time

NHL Watcher

@NHL_Watcher

8 months

Nick Suzuki is on pace for 79 pts, would be the most points by a Habs player since Alex Kovalev in 2007-08.

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5 months

moron

Marc Methot

@MarcMethot3

1 year

Hey dummy, with all your experience working in the NHL, do you believe assistant coaches only work on special teams?

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the matthew knies hate is a little wild 57th ovr. solid NHLer in his rookie season. was one of their most valuable players in the playoffs before he got to 5 regular season games. just looks less confident adjusting to a longer season after ending last szn with a concussion

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fell for sens bait

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5 months

that ryan whitney AI post is #bad btw i can’t believe that’s even a debate

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9 months

“no 3on3 OT in April” brother you have to make it to April first

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@SensBuzz

9 months

The Toronto Maple Leafs (13) have the same amount of Regulation and Overtime Wins as the Ottawa Senators (13)

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when the leafs are getting blanked by the AHL Senators but Sportsnet lets me know that Berube doesn’t allow music

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dan vladar has two moods

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don’t ask him what happened the other years when he played behind canadian goalies

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arshdeep bains nhl debut brown boys get hyped

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just saw one of our defensemen maybe shatter his ankle/knee + get concussed bc of a trip and bruins fans are like lmfaooooo stop crying my team’s gonna play like Kokkonen-Lagesson for a month yeah i’m gonna cry

Lauren

@bigbruinsenergy

11 months

Like idk what to tell y’all leaf’s fans?? If I was y’all I’d be upset w my team for not being able to score on like half an ahl defense and stop crying over a POSSIBLE missed trip. It’s embarrassing. Get yourselves together.

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#5 - Cutter Gauthier #9 - Matt Savoie #11 - Conor Geekie #14 - Rutger McGroarty All top 15 picks from 2022, moved (or to be moved) within just two years after the draft.

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“knies has never scored a lot in his career” i mean he was a top-10 goal scorer in college at just 20 but sure

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5 months

he “gets it” though

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@domluszczyszyn like, there is a way to go about this an expose an account you think could be stealing data and this was not the way to go about it

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9 months

imagine chirping the bruins on a dating app and hundreds of people on the bird app are calling you a misogynist with a small dick LMAO

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6 months

我认为我的奶奶滑冰速度比约翰·塔瓦雷斯快。她住在巴基斯坦，我认为她不知道冰球是什么，但我相信她。你甚至不必付给她全部 1100 万美元。

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@domluszczyszyn in the end, it’s not enough to jump in someone’s mentions and be like ‘i think you guys are stealing’ if you added proof of them being dismissive of someone whose work may have been stolen and what makes you think they stole that work, then the reaction would be so different

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9 months

putting these guys on blast without concrete evidence is an extremely unprofessional look and i’m surprised dom is going that direction here, hard battle to fight

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spence

@WhereIsPetan

3 months

the leftism leaving my body when i have to dunk on some Venezuelans for being bad at futbol

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@WhereIsPetan

8 months

carey price one vote

kailermemeamoto

@KailerMemeamoto

8 months

"Bro the players always know best bro" Half the league still thinks Vasilevsky is the best goalie in the league

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spence

@WhereIsPetan

5 months

Marner had the chance to show he had it. He doesn’t have it. 5 years after being so confident he deserved to be the 9th highest player in the league that his camp negotiated deals with Columbus, all he’s shown is that he doesn’t have it.

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