Friendly reminder that if youβve got a Challenge-loving friend or family member with a birthday, anniversary, or big life event event coming up that the best gift they could possibly be given is a Cameo from me!
Well, well, well - my name is Lucy Jean!
DOB: 9/28
Weight: 7lb 11oz
Height: 50th percentile
IQ: 99th percentile
All my girls are healthy and Iβm beaming π
#GirlDad
I just got back from work an hour ago. In that hour I've learned a lot of things. As a leader I have to make rough, nuanced, & swift decisions. The decision is to ask her to leave my home and city; effective immediately.
Weβve had the Jersey Shore. Weβve had Floribama. I say we have a show just like this, but for obnoxious nerds. I vote myself into the lead role; Devin as my Robin; + 5 other hot nerds. Smart is the new sexy. MTV says theyβll film this if this post gets 5,000 β€οΈβs
@MTVDevinWalker
To everyone making fun of Josh, please back the fuck off.
He has a valid reason to think Iβm go after him.
Yes, Iβm having fun with him on this show. And yes, itβs the low key funniest βlong jokeβ in the entire history of The Challenge. But itβs not an excuse to bully him.
I really just want to send out a heart felt thank you on this Valentineβs Day to the person thatβs been obsessed with me for 10+ years; is constantly thinking and talking about me; and has based their entire career off riding my coattails. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr.
@johnnybananas
True story: I was on the playground in pre-school and asked a boy named Phillip to be my friend.
He said no and walked away.
Phillip just friend requested me on Facebook.
DENIED π ββοΈ!!!!
Fuck you Phillip.
When a man wins and entertains you in the process, you applaud us.
When a woman wins and entertains you in the process, too many of you troll and hate.
Grow the fuck up. The future is female. Treat them like the god damn queens they are.
Thank you all for the outpouring of gratitude for my return to the main challenge. I can only give you one spoiler. . . Iβm gonna be hilarious π π π
Happy Birthday to
@johnnybananas
! π
This was the first time I met his dad. And the first time I had been to his house when Johnny was actually there.
But about my 30th trip to the house when I would visit his mom. So I knew my way around.
BREAKING NEWS:
According to TMZ,
@WestonBergmann
was recently hospitalized due to severe back pains caused due to the burden of carrying the entire show
@ChallengeMTV
.
Please wish him a speedy recovery
I absolutely cannot wait to watch this. Itβs our Super Bowl.
I apologize to the fandom and the producers for not being there. Itβll be just as good if not better without me. Iβm rooting everyone on from the sidelines.
Wes: I vote Bear
Jordan: Heβs working with the other team! Rat!
Laurel/Bananas:
*votes in American
*throws challenge so USA loses
*tries to vote their own in against their own
Jordan & Tori: π€π€
A formal congratulations are in order to Mr.
@johnnybananas
. He beat me at a game that was a great representation of what an elimination competition should look like, & he did so fairly.
Tonight's recap is live right now:
Big congrats to Amber B for her rookie debut!
I found myself rooting for her more and more throughout the season. She displayed great finalist skill-sets.
Congrats to the other finalists, it was a hard fought season and everyone should be proud of their performance.
This week in Challenge News:
Nicole was catfished by Wendy Williams
Devin tried to watch Big Brother, but stopped after 3 minutes because, βit sucksβ
Nelson is growing on people
Josh is working on his multiplication tables
Announcement! π¨ I will be joining the next season of Big Brother!
Itβs been a long time coming, but itβs time.
I can only hope you all support me in this move. π
Because Iβm no longer on the show, Iβm guaranteeing that the ratings plummet to zero this Wednesday.
Iβll bet anyone, any amount of money they want.
Wes: Hey Ashley, are you ready for The Challenge tonight? β£
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Ashley: Awww honey, I was born ready. (In southern drawl)β£
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Wes: You want to split a bowl of popcorn and watch it together? πΏ β£
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Ashley: Awww honey, you know I donβt split anything. β£
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Wes: Too soon. β£
I respect the police, their jobs, & their courage. But theyβre leaders. Leaders are held to a higher standard. When those standards arenβt met there are bigger consequences. Put those offenders in jail forever to HELP prevent this from happening again.
#JusticeForGeorgeFloyd
I love how the world is all in agreement about a bunch of things. Wash your hands. Flatten the curve. Kyle will never win a challenge. And Carole killed her husband.
I would like to take a minute while Iβm on this unprecedented win streak to say thank you to my fans, and to also announce my formal retirement from The Challenge. Itβs been a wild ride, but itβs time to hang up my Under Armour underwear. Much love,
@ChallengeMTV
.
To everyone that is thinking about posting videos of fireworks tonight, donβt. Itβs about as entertaining as looking at pictures of what you ate for lunch.
At least sheβs not contractually obligated to date me...like one...poor...unsuspecting rookie is every season with you. I wonder who next seasonβs indentured fling will be.
And what does that run you, half a can of Alpo each? You should consider switching your wife to dry food. It's better for her coat! π±ββοΈπ₯πΆ
#DogFoodForThought
This season is not the best ever but itβs 10X better than the Twitter consensus.
We needed a season to see who drowned vs swam, and we got it. The cream has risen & is ready for 40.
The vets needed a break & they needed to be reminded they can be replaced.
Hardcore real competitions β Extremely high production quality β New people that everyone can and WILL get behind β Hardest final in Challenge history β THE political and elimination π€΄ & πΈ β War β Wednesdays at 9PM, only on
@MTV
When you can't even post a video of Josh winning Big Brother, without him crying like a little bitch...
It shows you that you are dealing with a crybaby little bitch.
Josh gets what he deserves...
I say, let them dog pile on the crybaby little bitch
This is easily the most embarrassing moment in Challenge history. Congrats Ninja! We donβt deserve you.
If she would like to see how itβs done, I executed the βSuck Itβ dance seven years ago! But I did it properly. After I won.
If you watch that season trailer and tell me The Challenge isnβt the greatest show on television youβre literally full of shit and Iβd embarrass you on a debate stage.
@ChallengeMTV
#TheChallenge36
I would like to apologize to
@DerrickMTV
re telling Nehemiah to fuck him up. I thought I was going in & adrenaline was pumping - but I believe that particular series of shit talking crossed the line and Iβm sorry to him and his family.
Public mistakes require public apologies.
Fun fact: An actual challenge back in the day was a full-fledged basketball game. It was the entire cast VS Kobe Bryant and Reggie Miller. So it was like 9 on 2. And Kobe still beat their ass.