๐ 2nd in Command of the WORLD FAMOUS ZOMBIESQUAD ๐ถ ๐ GEN. BISCUIT & HANSUM Now patrolling OTRB ๐ธ
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๐ Pals this is Biscuits Mom. Biscuit has gone OTRB. Her little body couldnโt keep up with her soaring spirit. She loved life, adventure & chasing zombies. She always said โIf youโre happy wag your tail, wag it often, share your happiness.โ We miss her every minute ๐
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๐ถ I had the BEST life, so donโt be sad for me pals ๐ Iโll be in great company OTRB & will watch out for you ๐ Soon youโll meet my temporary STAND-IN, until there is a new baby General ๐พ Until we all meet again, this is General Biscuit signing off, RaaAAA! ๐งก
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๐ Pals, Iโm OTRB now. Please donโt feel down, my life was an exciting adventure ๐ I lived in Texas, Florida & Michigan! ๐๐ผ I chased zombies & met all you wonderful buddies ๐ฉต I ate like a king & was so very deeply loved โค๏ธ Until we meet again, miss you all ๐ถ RaaAAA!
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๐ถ Biscuits Mom here ๐งก I want to thank everyone for your messages of love & support, and for sharing your memories of sweet Biscuit. ๐พ Your words mean so much to me ๐ Iโm not able to respond to everyone but Iโm reading & appreciating all your wonderful tweets ๐๐งก โค๏ธ๐ถ
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๐ ๐ผ๐ Zombiesquad Soldiers! This year we again have the honor of escorting SANTA around the world. ๐ Little hoomans are depending on us ๐ When he flies over your sector please escort him if you can ๐๐ผ Follow his path here
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๐ถ ANNOUNCEMENT: Soldiers, Billy the Kid has finished his intense training, heโs graduated from Leeda-In-Training and is now Leeda of Zombiesquad. ๐ณ Gird your loins, here we go ๐๐ผ
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๐ถ BIG ANNOUNCEMENT! ๐ถ
Hear Ye, Hear Ye ZombieSquad.
Winston is passing the torch.
The New Leader has been chosen. Put your paws together and lets welcome the new LEEDA-IN-TRAINING ๐
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๐ถ Breaking News Pals, Iโve been on a secret mission in the hospital ICU for the past few days with a zombie bite ๐จ I scared Mom I think. But Iโve finally been sprung! ๐ If youโre a squirrel you better buckle up cause I AM BACK ๐๐ผ RaaAAA!
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๐ถ Wait till ya hear this! A coyote ran right in front of me on patrol this morning, but the second he saw my Zombiesquad badge he ran like he stole something, BOL! ๐ RaaAAA! ๐๐ผ
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๐ถ Clever Mom, hide my pills in roast beef ๐ BUT I get the last laugh. ๐ In 10 seconds the pill will pop back out but the meat goes down, RaaAAA! ๐คฃ I WIN AGAIN! ๐๐ผ
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๐ถ Excuse my waiter, thereโs been a mistake. ๐ I ordered roasted squirrel with summer sausage & mushroom risotto. THIS looks like DOGFOOD! ๐
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๐ถ Following a super dangerous zombie patrol, I instructed my chauffeur to get a car wash ๐ฆ Then & ONLY Then do I enjoy a mango margarita ๐น Zombie residue is no joke ๐ณ RaaAAA! ๐พ
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๐ถ Patrol Tip:
I always disguise my naturally pleasant scent while on patrol, so I can sneak up on zombies, like this! ๐๐ฆ๐๐ฆ๐ฆจ๐จ
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๐ถ Itโs been a year since we lost General Biscuit ๐งก She was one of a kind, with an extraordinary bark neighbors loved ๐ Now everythingโs changed ๐ฟ๏ธ Squirrels have run amok & zombies hiding behind every bush ๐งโโ๏ธ We miss you always sweet BiskyLou ๐งก
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๐ Today was a somber patrol in honor of my good friend Sir Feerless Winston ๐ถ Rest easy pal, until we meet again, RaaAAA ๐
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๐ถ Wishing a Happy Thanksgiving to all my pals ๐ Me & the ball-and-chain (Mom) are thankful for turkey & for all of you ๐๐ Cheers! ๐ท
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๐ Why am I both Joyful and Triumphant? ๐ Because as soon as Mom goes to sleep Iโm opening these gifts ๐ Every..Single...One ๐ ๐ผ RaaAAA! ๐ถ
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๐พ Zombiesquad Training Tip ๐ถ Spend a little time every day training your Staff. Here I teach Mom to hand deliver a treat when I raise my paw. Repetition is key ๐
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๐ถ Lemme tellya, I was on my afternoon patrol & a squirrel FELL OUT OF A PALM TREE, right in front of me! ๐ฟ It ran off when it saw my Zombisquad bandyanna. ๐
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๐ถ Remember soldiers, smelling like shampoo & flowers is a dead giveaway to zombies ๐ณ Heres a demo of the Roll-In-Da-Stink Tekneek ๐๐ผ Use before every patrol ๐
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๐ถ I always hear โshut your pie holeโ when Iโm barking at zombies ๐ Does that mean Iโm getting PUMPKIN PIE this Thanksgiving week? ๐๐๐ฅง
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๐คฃ Itโs not easy training your human. You must be patient, and ignore their pitiful pleadings until YOU Decide to listen. STAY STRONG FRIENDS ๐๐ผ
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๐ Iโm back home after my Bohemian Summer, and just got my Zombiesquad Regulation Haircut. Check out my before/after shots. BETTER RUN ZOMBIES! ๐๐ผ๐ฆ๐ฟโ๏ธ
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