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Can find me in the West Bank Lower • Pioneer of Mikel Arteta propaganda • FPL veteran • FM genius • Partial to a VAMOS •

Joined October 2012
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@WestBankToby
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6 years
@btsportfootball Arteta, ticks the boxes. Young, driven and motivated. Was a great leader as a player. On record stating his attacking managerial philosophy. Been told he has an incredible footballing and coaching brain. Spent the last 2 years learning from Pep. Has a connection to the club. ✅
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@WestBankToby
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6 months
56 shots against Newcastle, Villa and West Ham. 0 goals. Staggering.
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@WestBankToby
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5 years
Fucking look at him. The sheer definition of sauce. By far the coolest man to ever exist.
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@WestBankToby
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2 years
2002/03: Pavel Nedved: 14 goals, 13 assists. Thierry Henry: 32 goals, 28 assists. Nedved wasn’t even the best player at Juventus meanwhile Henry was comfortably the best player in the world. The Ballon d’Or literally means sweet fuck all. 😂👍🏼
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@WestBankToby
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6 years
Arsene Wenger’s legacy.
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6 years
Liverpool finished 8th in Klopp’s 1st season United finished 6th in Mourinho’s 1st season Tottenham finished 5th in Pochettino‘s 1st season City finished 3rd, 15 points behind the leaders in Pep’s 1st season Implementing new philosophies takes time. Up The Arsenal. 🔴⚪️
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@WestBankToby
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7 years
Wenger: "I have 4 world class strikers" "I have 3 world class keepers" "This is my greatest ever squad" 12 points off top, in February.
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@WestBankToby
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5 years
Are people actually calling Ronaldo the GOAT?
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5 years
Taken from another excellent piece by @LeGrove . We all know who ticks the boxes. Just do it, @Arsenal . Or someone else will.
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7 years
"Very good". Understatement of the century. Would be fucking incredible. Anyway, can't see it.
@AFCAMDEN
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7 years
A very good summer for me would be Lacazette + Lemar in, Alexis and Ozil signing on. Interesting 2 months ahead #afc
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1 year
Get Zaha. Can play in all 3 attacking positions. PL proven. Perfect squad player for a couple of years.
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4 years
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4 years
@PatrickTimmons1 Forgot a rather big one.. France’s top scorer of all time.
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4 months
@afccharlie We don’t have to beat City. We just have to not lose.
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3 years
@king_jonesy1 @The_GFP @classicshirts Why would you get Iwobi anyway?! 😂😂😂
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@AdamJSmithy Cry more mate.
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6 years
What a truly ridiculous and world class track record.
@PatrickTimmons1
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Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang’s G/A per year: 2011: 14 in 18 starts 2012: 25 in 28 starts 2013: 34 in 40 starts 2014: 24 in 31 starts 2015: 46 in 38 starts 2016: 38 in 37 starts 2017: 45 in 45 starts 2018: 34 in 35 starts 2019 so far: 1 in 1 start Different clubs, same outcome.
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@WestBankToby
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1 year
Unpopular opinion: I still love Cesc Fábregas. Can’t begrudge him for rejoining his boyhood club, also the best team in footballing history. He was desperate to resign for Arsenal, but Wenger rejected him. Gutting to see him sign for CFC, but what was he suppose to do, retire?
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@WestBankToby
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9 years
@Andrew_Labib Bore off. What's worse, a few plastic boards or padded stadium seats? Cheerio. http://t.co/W1oPJ9F9XI
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@WestBankToby
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4 years
Never. Ever. Again. #IsYoursGold
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@WestBankToby
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2 years
Scored some absolute belters. Shame he didn’t have much consistency.
Thanks for everything @LacazetteAlex , wish you all the best for the future 🤝🏾
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6 years
@LeeGunner82 Lee mate, you’ve had a mare there.. 🤦🏼‍♂️ He is incredible.
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2 years
Can’t be seeing Cedric, Tavares or Lacazette represent my club any longer. This would be me.
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@WestBankToby
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6 years
The realist tweet you’ll see today. Directly contributing to 22 goals in the equivalent of 28 games in his first season in England in a team that finished in its lowest position in over 20 years. What a player. Killa.
@TheFalseNein
6 years
The idea that Alexandre Lacazette has flopped is hilarious. Was undergoing fitness conditioning so didnt finish games and got hit by injury - playing the equivalent to 28 games he got 17 goals 5 assists in our worst season under Wenger. Top class CF. 20+ goals this season easy.
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@WestBankToby
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10 years
So Wenger has said that Arsenal lack a physical presence like Vieira. It's only 18 windows since he left so I'm glad Wenger addresses it.
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@WestBankToby
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1 year
Quite incredible just how well run & successful our academy has been in recent years. Willock Iwobi Maitland-Niles Nelson Norton-Cuffy Patino Smith-Rowe Saka Nketiah Balogun Hutchinson Nwaneri Just to name a few.. Astonishing conveyor belt & pipeline of talent from Hale End.
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@WestBankToby
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8 years
We'd already have the striker we crave if Wenger could pay above his own personal low valuation of a player.
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@Rory_Talks_Ball Who are you to tell people what to do? These players deserve nothing tonight. 🤡
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7 years
This is the result of rewarding failure. I hope Ivan, Stan, the rest of the board and Wenger's cheerleaders enjoyed that.
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3 years
Van Dijk - Southampton Mane - Southampton Robertson - Hull Henderson - Sunderland Shaqiri - Stoke Jota - Wolves Firmino- Hoffenheim Wijnaldum - Newcastle Absolute 🍩
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You don't go from a top eight team to a top four team by signing nothing but relegation candidates and Championship players.
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2 years
@FabrizioRomano @RichieMills2 Richie mate, you’ve made it. 😂😂
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@WestBankToby
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10 years
@Arsenal Keown's ball to Anelka, who flicked it onto Overmars, who slotted it home through Schmeichel's legs. Title race was on.
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@WestBankToby
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6 years
🤔👀
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@WestBankToby
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5 years
. @LeGrove is comfortably the best Arsenal blogger. His views and opinions almost always mirror my own.
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@WestBankToby
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7 years
Lucas Perez missed the Chelsea game with an "ankle injury", plays 10 minutes against Hull, now misses Bayern game with a "hamstring injury".
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@WestBankToby
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6 years
30 points off the top. 13 points behind Spurs Second straight year finishing outside the top 4. 14 years since a serious a sustained title challenge. Couple of dead rubber wins against shite opposition and fans like you think everything is ok again. You’re a parody.
@NorthBankNadim
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6 years
6 wins in a row. 5 of which, we’ve scored 3 or more goals. And we’ve still got miserable, whinging muppets all over the shop.
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. @cesc4official at Arsenal was an absolute phenomenon. Doubt we’ll see anything like him at that age again.
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@WestBankToby
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1 year
30+ G/A next season for Gabriel Jesus. Trust me.
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1 year
@PaddyArsenal Credit to Liverpool for holding out until the 27th minute.
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8 years
£55m Anthony 'new Henry' Martial off at HT still without an international goal. A year younger, Henry won the World Cup as #FRA top scorer.
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7 years
Arsenal are not a football team. It's a theatre production. You pay £80 to go see a bit of comedy, tragedy and drama. Nothing about this club today says 'competitive football team'.
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6 years
Lucas Torreira is unbelievable. He’s everywhere. His positional awareness is incredible. Constantly picking up interceptions. Bites in the challenges. First class distribution. It better have been done.. cc: @Arsenal @UnaiEmery_
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1 year
Great news. Our squad depth and bench options are top tier now.
@Arsenal
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Look who's back with us 🤩 📍 London Colney
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2 years
What an era we are entering with these superstars. 💫💫💫💫
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8 years
Every time it looks like we might win a league it we bottle it The players all changed, the manager stayed the same
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@FPLFalse9 Salah apparently just at doing gym work. Not even back on grass yet. If that’s the case, he is still at least 2 weeks away.. Jota is perfect for the next 3 fixtures.
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5 years
Detest these attention seeking bellends.
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@WestBankToby
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8 years
I get hard when imagining: Lacazette Alexis Özil Mahrez Then remember who our manager is & remain forever floppy.
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7 years
Shoutout to the Arsenal 'fans' who left on 85mins to make sure they were in the front of the queue for the Victoria line.
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1 year
@jonmorleylfc Pipe down Morley. Learn ball and try a salad.
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@WestBankToby
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2 years
Zinchenko was barely ever injured during his time at City. Now has already picked up 2 injuries in 5 weeks at Arsenal. Partey missed 6 games in 5 years at Atletico. He has missed 32 in just 2 years at Arsenal.
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7 years
I miss this little genius. Easy to forget just how good he is.
@ThrowbackAFC
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#OTD in 2012, @19SCazorla signed for Arsenal from Malaga.
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6 years
Lucas Torreira (22) Ainsley Maitland-Niles (20) Matteo Guendouzi (19) Emile Smith-Rowe (17) Reiss Nelson (18) Konstantinos Mavropanos (20) Héctor Bellerín (23) Eddie Nketiah (19) Arsenal's future looking very, very bright. #afc
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8 years
Wengers cheerleaders wet in the knickers because Xhaka praised him 😂? Da fuck is he suppose to say, "Delighted to be here Wenger is a cunt"?
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@WestBankToby
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5 years
Half the squad want out?
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@WestBankToby
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1 year
I love Eddie Nketiah more than pretty much anyone, I think he is absolutely fantastic. But this guy is a different beast. What a impact he is going to provide upon his return. This comeback is going to be so much greater than the setback. I am ready.
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Moved me to the core
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8 years
Anyone still defending this senile, incompetent old fool you're either thick as shit, brainwashed or both.
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1 year
Edu’s 2023 to do list: Cover in attack. ✅ Cover in midfield. ✅ Cover LCB. ✅ New Martinelli contract. ✅ New Saka contract. ⏳ New Saliba contract. ⏳
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3 years
@LetsTalk_FPL The Trent, James, Foden, Salah, Ronaldo and Kane route.
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@aaronramsey AARON, PLEASE JUST SIGN DA TING! 📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝 📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝 📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝 📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝 📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝 📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝
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5 years
Excellent and honest blog. We’re a fucking shambles and it’s going to be a dark season under this mediocre manager and disconnected hierarchy.
@LeGrove
LE GROVE
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Arsenal chaos about to get worse
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2 years
@Lacazest @BukayoSaka87 Saka reminded you of Saka? Groundbreaking stuff.
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1 year
@JadenAFC Messi has over 40 g/a and 3 trophies as well. But his includes the World Cup and World Cup best player. Hope this helps.
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1 year
One down, two to go. ✍️
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Giroud > Higuain is actually a thing on my timeline.
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8 years
Mourinho: Boring football, no youth, arrogant, awful winner, awful loser, awful longevity, sacked twice from same club. Egotistic clown.
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7 years
Sad thing is, I don't even care anymore. Way past the point of disappointment and anger. Turned emotionless supporting Arsenal under Wenger.
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1 year
This is absolutely sensational. 🥲
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@WestBankToby
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2 years
Ben White RB. Saliba CB. Please! 🙏🏼
@leafricangooner
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2 years
🚨 Tomiyasu may not be ready for the start of the season with a minor muscle issue 😞 #AFC
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@WestBankToby
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HAHA! What a moment! That's me in the middle @Arsenal #MAGIC http://t.co/C2UCLrfoN1
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8 years
Excellent interview, @ArsenalMoh8 👏. Arsenal are not a great club anymore.
@AFTVMedia
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If You Fail To Prepare Then Prepare To Fail! @ArsenalMoh8 Arsenal 3 Liverpool 4 Coutinho Walcott Mane
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@WestBankToby
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1 year
Name me a better 4th choice centre back? A big 🖕🏼to a lot of the “fans”.
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@PaddyArsenal You can file this one under truly terrible takes.
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7 years
@fkhanage Yet you back Wenger. Hilarious.
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5 years
Hahahahahaha has a footballer ever cost his team as much as this clown?
@AFCTempo
Ødegaard Enthusiast 💭
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I’ve had enough, I can’t take this anymore
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Ethan Nwaneri, Lewis-Skelly and Lino Sousa are all going to have careers at Arsenal. Hale End is remarkable. 💫
@63Nwaneri
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What a goal by Nwaneri, incredible run by Lewis-Skelly aswell
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@WestBankToby
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2 years
@FplFoxy Walker and Cucurella. That’s why.
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Every time it looks like we might win the league, we bottle it. The players all changed, manager stayed the same.
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The World Cup is between 3 nations. In order of quality; France, Spain, Brazil. Both their starting 11’s and squad depth is insane and ahead of the rest.
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8 months
I threw Zinny the ball. A solid pre assist to add to the statistics.
@FPL_Banger
FPL Banger Podcast 🎙️
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Burnley haven't kept a clean sheet all season If Saka is fit , gotta be tempted to go all the way and slap that (C) on him
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@Jimmytownshend @BenRGoodyear @DF_Arsenal Surely you’re not that deluded? You think Kane & Aubameyang are at incomparable levels? Last 4 seasons: Kane: 129 goals Aubameyang: 131 goals Different leagues or not, to laugh off comparisons with a player who literally has a better goal scoring record is fucking hilarious!
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7 years
@fkhanage You’ve literally just admitted you blindly back the manager regardless. So you’d back Wenger if he relegated us? Cool.
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4 years
@AFCMatthew Talk about knee jerk.. 😂🤦🏼‍♂️
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1 year
I’d love Arsenal to make Kulusevski’s dream come true. Would be some Saka back-up. Would rustle a few jimmies I’d imagine too. 👀😂
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5 years
My thoughts exactly. A brilliant piece on Arteta. He was my number 1 choice back in 2k18, nothings changed.
@LeGrove
LE GROVE
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AFC re-message disaster briefing as Arteta rumours resurface
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@Dan_B94 @BlackScarfAFC @johncrossmirror @GNev2 Wigan won more trophies in 2013 than Arsenal and Man City. Was their team better than those? 🤔
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2 years
@FPLObserver Both very good enabling options. 👍🏼
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1 year
No English teenager has made more interceptions in Europe this season than Charlie Patino. He also sits just one behind Jude Bellingham on goal involvements. We have an absolute gem on our hands. 💎
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7 years
Perfect draw. We're going out whoever we drew, City by far the least painful defeat. 👍
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6 years
@Jimmytownshend @BenRGoodyear @DF_Arsenal Brilliant response that fella. 👏🏼Incredible argument put forward. 😂 👋🏼
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8 years
I gave up on Wenger bringing in a striker weeks ago. You'd be an absolute fool to put your faith in that man doing what's needed.
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5 years
3 x City 3 x Liverpool 2 x Spurs Leicester & West Ham’s best players & Bournemouths striker on pens. Flames. @OfficialFPL #FPL
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1 year
A Casemiro booking tonight would be orgasmic.
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1 year
Getting a big win away from home to either make a giant leap towards or actually win the Premier League is in the clubs DNA. An opportunity for the players & manager to elevate & cement themselves as club legends. If you want to be the best, you have to beat the best. Let’s go.
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1 year
Anfield in 89’. Old Trafford in 98’. Old Trafford in 02’. Stamford Bridge & WHL in 04’ Ethiad 23’?
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2 years
@NathanBaconFC No room at the inn.
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How is this a dilemma? - We are absolutely minted and don’t need to sell to raise funds. - A good squad needs 3 strikers. - The more homegrown, Hale End players we have in the squad, the better. Keep him. Keep Eddie. Going for 4 competitions next season.
@charles_watts
Charles Watts
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Folarin Balogun has been a revelation in France this season, but every goal leaves Arsenal facing a bigger dilemma this summer. What do they do with the in-form striker? A look at the options and what could be best 👇
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Bullet dodged? 👀 Leo Trossard is clear. 😘
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