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๐ŸŒฅ Dev ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿพโ€๐Ÿ’ป ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ญ MUFC

Village Hidden in the Rain
Joined September 2011
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
@WesDeucalion
Duke
4 years
He saw Bezos was on his way to a trillion and knew he had 24hrs to respond
@nypost
New York Post
4 years
Facebook is buying GIF company Giphy for $400 million
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6 years
This is where I need to be, not in this stupid London being cooked violently on the central line
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@WesDeucalion
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6 years
Meanwhile UK girls will favourite two two pics and say they tried
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4 months
@UB1UB2 @CrimeLdn What are they actually good at?
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@WesDeucalion
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2 months
Some of these man just have to be put down, we canโ€™t waste jail space and oxygen on him we need to remove him from the earth
@TeeBabyRey
๐Ÿงš๐Ÿฝโ™‘๏ธ Bread Back Reyโ™‘๏ธ๐Ÿงš๐Ÿฝ
2 months
In front of her 3 year old daughter is insane
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@WesDeucalion
Duke
6 years
Girls have big hearts, a lot of them actually wanna spoil you man but you're either taking them for fools or giving too much time to the wrong ones
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@WesDeucalion
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9 years
If I burn your bridge I ain't unfollowing or deleting you off snapchat. Fam, you need to pree my success and watch me blow from your corner๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@WesDeucalion
Duke
2 months
When I say thereโ€™s someone for everyone this is what I mean, some nutcase off a 15 year sentence is gonna come home and be absolutely perfect for her
@SeIormP
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6 years
Lack of reassurance will result in women filling in gaps with their imagination
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3 months
Iโ€™m not saying nothing justโ€ฆ
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@WesDeucalion
Duke
2 months
@PolitlcsUK How can a politician of 20 years come on radio and say he was led astray by Andrew Tate, the influencer who is KNOWN for spreading misinformation and human trafficking charges. He is such a coward
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@WesDeucalion
Duke
9 years
See you tweet shit like this and it's like you're begging American Twitter to come bully us
@BBCNews
BBC News (UK)
9 years
The great British biscuit shortage is over ๐ŸŽ‰
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@WesDeucalion
Duke
8 years
Walked in my kitchen to find this. #UniLife
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@WesDeucalion
Duke
7 months
Past week weโ€™ve interviewed a murderer and an escort, for absolutely no reason at all. This is what weโ€™re offering our community?
@MusicConnoisseu
TMC Music Connoisseur ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ QUESTION MARK โ“
7 months
TW// Murder Andre Thompson aka Tiny Bouncer sat down with Bouncer to explain the details of his case and why he got the longest sentence for the Honey Trap Murder of Shakilus Townsend. He claims to have had only fractured Shakilusโ€™ wrist and also had no idea about the attack
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@WesDeucalion
Duke
6 years
Saw a guy in a Canada goose body warmer at Wireless, I swear niggas love image so much they'd die for it
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@WesDeucalion
Duke
6 years
No one with AirPods has bought them thinking they're rich btw, they're just trolling but you're all too busy untangling your earphones to see it
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@WesDeucalion
Duke
11 months
A teacher has actually assaulted a 10 year old child, requiring them to be sent to A&E, lied on the childโ€™s name until other children and teachers spoke up AND is still on site. We need the name of this child abuser and those protecting them too
@Victoriazubuike
victoriazubuike
11 months
I canโ€™t believe Iโ€™m even writing these words, my 10 year old nephew was punched multiple times by his teacher Tracey at Christ The King School in Islington. The 10 year old had to go to A&E immediately after reporting severe pains across his chest and back areas.
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@WesDeucalion
Duke
7 years
Plot twist. Theo's master plan was to get Mike with Tyla so Jonny could suffer at home. #LoveIsland
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@WesDeucalion
Duke
7 years
The maddest u-turn I've ever seen ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@WesDeucalion
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7 years
Every time I see this I just get annoyed cause I know this ain't happening over here
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@WesDeucalion
Duke
7 years
I hope Whitney is out there somewhere putting skengs in a 4 door truck
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@WesDeucalion
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7 years
Imagine Birmingham will have uber but LDN won't, this is the Britain we're living in
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6 years
My mum would squint her eyes and tap everywhere on the screen besides the button that takes the photo
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@WesDeucalion
Duke
8 years
Not being funny but I think we all know who's letting a dog lick their face and who's not
@937thebeat
93.7 The Beat
8 years
This is why you should never let your dog lick your mouth. Read more:
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6 years
I will never forgive this country for shipping Cashtastic
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@WesDeucalion
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4 months
@CultureCrave @TheBoysTV @FXNetworks @starwars @GameOfThrones With everything Iโ€™ve heard about Acolyte 83% seems fairly high lol
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Duke
7 years
Big big Beyoncรฉ introducing herself, yet certain people are in bagel king opening mout and scrimmin "yes it's me guys"
@BeyLegion
BEYONCร‰ LEGION ๐š
7 years
. @TiffanyHaddish tells the story of how she got to take a selfie with Beyoncรฉ.
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Duke
8 years
Prison break is dropping tomorrow, so let's get this out in the open from now. Do not tweet about the episode if you're going to ruin it
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Duke
7 years
Meanwhile these U.K. girls want a ring and a yute within 5 years of knowing them otherwise it's "Oloni he's wasting my time"
@jessicapettwayy
Jessica Pettway
7 years
I was 17 when we met. 18 when we dated. 24 when we married. 26 I became a mom. About to celebrate my 30th. All this with my bestfriend๐Ÿ’•
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Duke
4 years
Corbynโ€™s story is so tragic, flogged by Tories and his own party time and time again. A man who actually fought for the nhs and the well-being of everyone in the country. Up against people who wanna clap 8pm on Thursdays and starve children
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@WesDeucalion
Duke
11 months
Found out that Young Spray admitted to smoking crack before and honestly that alone has told me so much. If you smoked crack before I promise thereโ€™s nothing in this life I could ever hear from you
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Duke
7 years
I'm finding it harder and harder to defend this place when people here act like it's Gotham
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@WesDeucalion
Duke
8 years
Coconut oil is everything. From moisturising hair and skin to telling you how hot your room is. Essential
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3 months
@CrimeLdn These man need to stick to hiding behind their screens on Twitter, theyโ€™re not built for this type of confrontation
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4 months
@DiscussingFilm That cheque from Vought mustโ€™ve been sweet
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9 years
A whole 20years? Nah I'd come out and kill him. U R BLOFFIN ๐Ÿ˜‚ http://t.co/DaPyb4wWE6
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Duke
7 years
If you're Caribbean struggling with the Nigerian culture come get yourself a Ghanaian. We will love you as you are and our jollof doesn't taste of fraud and corruption
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Duke
7 years
There are certain L's you take that people don't need to know about. You don't snap them or tweet them, you just take a nap
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@WesDeucalion
Duke
7 years
Maybe plantin is overrated but plantain? Not a chance
@k1soulo
Ks
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plantain is overrated as fuck
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@WesDeucalion
Duke
6 years
When Dani and Jack are on the screen by themselves it feels like we've gone from Love Island to Eastenders
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6 years
This new Jack bruddah is channeling the spirit of Theo, man said "this is Love Island not loyal island". I hope he brings nothing but chaos and destruction
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@WesDeucalion
Duke
7 years
Certain man aren't prepared to snitch on their boys cause of "loyalty", but they're cheating on their girls lol ?
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3 months
@EsheruKwaku Police werenโ€™t even trying to stop the fighting they were just trying to stop him fighting back??
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@WesDeucalion
Duke
8 years
If someone violates your clean heart keep it clean, don't ruin it and become like them
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7 years
I'm actually not ready for winter. The cold has me rattled
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@WesDeucalion
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2 years
โ€œNo way Iโ€™m racist, I have Muhammad Ali on my legโ€ is a NEW one ๐Ÿ˜‚
@ImKindOfTrash
ImKindOfTrash
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@WesDeucalion
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7 years
If Papoose cheated then that's really it you know, the last hope we had is lost and men truly are trash
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@WesDeucalion
Duke
7 years
"It's not that deep". These times I'm burning inside while fighting to maintain my sanity
@JmeBBK
Jme
7 years
What's the biggest lie that you constantly tell yourself?
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Duke
2 months
@PolitlcsUK When the 2011 London riots he was head of the CPS and he made sure that people who took part in those were not let off lightly. When he says โ€œyou will regret itโ€ he means it, this man has been here before
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11 years
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ it's that real http://t.co/9EWD9hE9Xr
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6 years
Niall believes in Adam's sauce more than his own, the man is lost
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8 years
I'm starting to believe certain people were sent into your life to try and destroy you
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3 months
Sorry but Iโ€™m a firm believer in rejoicing the downfall of people that wronged you, I fully hear this
@ebsthegreatest
Big Ebs ๐Ÿ’‹
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My ex is looking all swollen and run down. God, you are too much ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฟโค๏ธ
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8 years
Enough to bring the remote, wash the dishes and "put it on my head" all at the same time
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Duke
6 years
I swear people actually talk about her looks more than her music
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6 years
Carnival culture mixed with UK culture is why these girls are suffering, cause carnivals in other country don't incite or tolerate harassment
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@WesDeucalion
Duke
3 years
6 months ago I started learning software development as an account manager. 5 months into that process my workplace made me redundant and I knew I had to go all in. Today is my first day as a fully remote full stack software developer, I honestly canโ€™t thank God enough ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿพ
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@WesDeucalion
Duke
2 months
If youโ€™re from Croydon you know West Croydon is not even a place to linger ๐Ÿ˜‚
@seaofknees_
NG๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿพ
2 months
Loooool good luck to all involved. I donโ€™t think they understand that West Croydon is the underworld LOOOOL. Iโ€™m from Croydon and even Iโ€™m scared of West Croydon ๐Ÿ˜ญ so again, wishing them all the best with their racist endeavours slsksksksk
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@WesDeucalion
Duke
7 years
The Midlands boys will be returning in uggs also
@GorzyMF
zai
7 years
Girls in uggs season is returning ๐Ÿ˜
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Duke
1 month
@StatmanDave Theyโ€™ll say drop him for Garnacho when he gave Garnacho an open goal and he missed. The fact he doesnโ€™t have a single assist reflects more on the those around him but that doesnโ€™t fit agendas
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Duke
6 years
Didn't change the channel after Love Island and now I'm in a Simpsons and Family Guy crossover. What a day
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Duke
8 years
Uni will not kill me
@KELLYROWLAND
KELENDRIA ROWLAND
8 years
What is this chapter of your life called?
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@WesDeucalion
Duke
7 years
You would kneel for Anthony Joshua's parents though so you're all liars
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Duke
8 years
When I don't go lectures I feel so guilty. When I go I remember why I never attend. No middle ground at all
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Duke
6 years
Don't ever let anyone tell you you're overreacting if you were the one who was done dirty.
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Duke
8 years
Ngl if she don't message you everyday she's messaging someone else lool
@NB3RS
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You don't have to speak to your babes everyday it's not by force
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Duke
6 years
Apple Pay is so good for emergencies. Other than that, it is the devil.
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Duke
9 years
When you start in September 90% of your friends will tell you they will come to your uni and visit you. This is a lie. #UniAdvice
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Duke
8 years
You let a girl that's not your girl sit on your lap in a packed social gathering where everyone can see. You played yourself. Nonsense
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Duke
8 years
Distracting to paedophiles*
@Independent
The Independent
9 years
School bans short skirts because they're 'distracting' to male teachers http://t.co/HShiTt9gXC http://t.co/cJVkFdmGC8
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@ebsthegreatest Putting off plans for people youโ€™ve never met is top level insanity, Iโ€™ve seen desperation, Iโ€™ve seen pick mes, but Iโ€™ve never seen someone schedule time for a ghost ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Duke
6 years
If we're being honest, if you give a girl that likes you the smallest reason to spoil you 9 out of 10 times she's gonna go overboard that's what they're like. Find these girls, give them good energy and throw the trash in the bin
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Duke
3 months
@footbalIfights All this white on white crime these days, where are their fathers???
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6 years
Don't usually do toilet pics but I didn't wanna waste this fit
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8 years
#bkchatldn can't lie no one could pay me to sit in a victim chair and have people take turns trying to roast me I'll lock the whole show
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Duke
5 years
I ainโ€™t told you lot about how yesterday me and this car started racing down a dual carriageway for a minute, then the car went behind me and turned on blue lights. Never speeding again man. I was racing undies.
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Duke
9 years
You girls are wicked, this is why mandem put their height on Twitter ๐Ÿ˜‚ http://t.co/NF2vkxwakB
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9 years
#GrowingUpInLondon Tapping in with your oyster then getting off the train and seeing http://t.co/R5FEnHfB3S
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Duke
9 years
Large up Akon though because this is actually really big. He deserves an award ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ† #AkonLightingAfrica
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Duke
8 years
She's just pulled one of the biggest jobs in history and people are defending her lol. She's going down in the fraud hall of fame you know
@JKavJA
Stan DingFan
8 years
Janet Jackson's prenuptial agreement guaranteed her $500 million if she stayed 5 years. She leaves 5 years, two months in.
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6 years
"I don't like using condoms" ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ
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8 years
Man get followers on Twitter and think they can talk to people on here like they're immortal
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8 years
Just sent my module leader my completed assignment. My guy says "Looking good! Can you send me the final draft by next week?". Lol bro ๐Ÿ™ƒ
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Duke
3 years
Nah, because certain days after this 9-5 shit I want something to grab me out the dark and shake things up a lil
@Kwajotweneboa
KWAJO- Social Issues Campaigner
3 years
I have a question for my over 25+ followers. Do you still run up the stairs after you switch the lights off at night? ๐Ÿ‘€
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Duke
6 years
Alcohol is not for me. Drinking is not for me. Is that gonna stop me next time? Probably not
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8 years
As a boy you might find it long but girls won't, if she's not forcing you to talk to her everyday it's cause you're not that guy
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Duke
1 year
As funny as it is, that line about killing insurgents has never left me. I always appreciate comedy that speaks on very real topics, showing its relevance till today
@clarkishakent
CJK Reaction Videos
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Katt Williams and Ir*q
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4 months
@silentXcatalyst @CultureCrave @TheBoysTV @FXNetworks @starwars @GameOfThrones The audience score I just checked is 14% and far from accurate lmao, itโ€™s okay to not like it but 14% is completely unwarranted
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3 months
@CultureCrave Hoping Rhaena becomes the 4th and claims Sheepstealer
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9 years
That's smart, pick a boy who cheated with you, maybe you get cheated on. Then scream all men are dogs. Brilliant
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8 years
Man have waited over 10 years for this, don't come on the TL and ruin it like it's one common episode of Empire. Thanks. - Management
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Duke
9 years
Twitter is a place for opinions but I'm ngl, you have to know what you can tweet and what you need to just keep to yourself
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Duke
8 years
You wouldn't think it's Summer โ„๏ธ
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Duke
7 years
If I feel like you've violated me and I need to burn your bridge I'm not gonna use my energy to lay it all out for you, you just won't hear from me again
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Duke
10 years
When he raps about guns and drugs but used to sell cookies and doughnuts at break ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š
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4 months
@leena129_linda @UB1UB2 @CrimeLdn Many of them still are to be honest
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Duke
8 years
And if she's messaging you inconsistently, she's just using you for conversation whenever her real babes starts acting up
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Duke
8 years
25+, it's midday and instead of attending to your responsibilities you're blasting young girls on Twitter lol
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Duke
9 years
And if God offers me a daughter, I'll politely say thanks but no thanks, I'll pass http://t.co/yxg8q74Mnh
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Duke
7 years
I actually cannot make this up I paid ยฃ47.99 for Call Of Duty and there's a Mass Effect 3 disc in here @sainsburys
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