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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

6 years

Harry Winks celebrating goals is the thread that everyone wants to see:

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

3 years

"Think I'd rather play for my country mate" 😂😂

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

1 year

Gives it away. Runs a bit. Passes it backwards 30 yards into no man's land.

Arsenal

@Arsenal

1 year

Ben White 👏

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

5 years

If we equalise I hope they pretend to shoot up a school

SB Nation

@SBNation

5 years

Alex Morgan scored a goal on her 30th birthday AND THEN HAD A CUP OF TEA

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

6 years

State of this Palace fan 😂 thinks he's at the Belgrade derby

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

5 years

Man's bringing £35 to London and £15 of that isn't even accepted as currency any more. Enjoy that half pint of fosters

AFCA Awaydays

@AFCAawaydays

5 years

Tas inpakken! Voor de negende keer dit seizoen reizen we ons alles Ajax achterna. Laten we geschiedenis schrijven dit tripje! #semifinals #UCL #totaja #awaydaysarethebestdays #altijdenoveral #awaydays

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

6 years

Don't let Tottenham affect my mood Don't let Tottenham affect my mood Don't let Tottenham affect my mood Don't let Tottenham affect my mood Don't let Tottenham affect my mood Girlfriend: "hi" Me: OH JUST FUCK OFF

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

6 years

The most Fulham reaction possible to potentially giving away a penalty 😂😂

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

6 years

Season ticket for a ground that doesn't even exist

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

5 years

More i look at it more i think this photo is quality. No phones. No club shop prats. No replica shirts. Proper away end

The Away Fans

@theawayfans

5 years

Tottenham at West Ham yesterday. #THFC

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

2 years

Little disabled granny got on train at Hackney Downs with some shopping, in a red scarf, presumably an Arsenal fan. No risks taken. Chinned her. JW

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

5 years

Someone was giving Eric Dier stick. Dier jumped in the stand, the bloke ran away and Dier literally chased him up to row 20 and down the gangway. Never seen anything like it

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

5 years

A transit van is bigger than a Ferrari but it's still a transit van

Mail Sport

@MailSport

5 years

West Ham want to make London Stadium bigger than Spurs' new home by increasing capacity by 2,500 seats

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

3 years

If we did this at spurs Levy would just press the button to slide the pitch out. Problem solved.

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

4 years

Can we just cut the crap and start a front 6 of Hojbjerg, Ndombele, Bale, Alli, Son, Kane at the weekend?

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

3 years

Tyrone Mings missed the bus, pass it on

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

7 years

Mike Dean being Mike Dean 😂

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

4 years

Sissoko kicking the ball away then shoving a bloke who is 7 foot tall. Dele then kicking the ball away a second time. Sanchez hiding it behind his back, then Lo Celso chucking it back over the guy's head. A shining example of collective shithousing 👏

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

6 years

Over the last few weeks it's really becoming clear how much better the best are compared to the rest in English football: Tranmere 0-7 Spurs Everton 2-6 Spurs Man City 7-0 Rotherham Man City 9-0 Burton Liverpool 5-1 Arsenal

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

2 years

Only if Arsenal fancy it though

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

6 years

My eyes have seen the glory of West Ham fans throwing 3 flares on the pitch and the bubble machines starting for a disallowed goal

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

1 year

Lucas Moura scoring in 90+5 in his final ever spurs appearance is borderline emotional. Just perfect.

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

5 years

The word "yiddo" has today been added to the Oxford English Dictionary with the definition "supporter or player of Tottenham Hotspur". Bet Baddiel's FUMING

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

3 years

Another Everton fan has just run on and lumped him 😂😂😂😂

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

5 years

Get to a Champions League final for the first time in our club's history and the world is going to end the week before. Spursy.

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

5 years

If Iran wants to fight, that will be the official end of Iran. Never threaten the United States again!

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

2 years

Due to @premierinn refusing to do anything about the booking I have for tomorrow, there is a free twin room going at Premier Inn, Portland Street Manchester tomorrow night. Any charities or groups who could get a homeless person to benefit from this? Probably lots of rooms going

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

5 years

Some Liverpool prat has hung his flag upside down and honestly at first glance I thought this said "Anfield is shit"

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

5 years

Alex Scott has just said Lionel Messi wouldn't get into the Man City team because he doesn't press. For absolute christs sake. It's Lionel Messi.

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

4 years

Spurs have already scored as many Premier League away goals as we did in the entire 2004/05 season. We've played two games.

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

6 years

Finished watching that Fyre documentary last night. Was absolutely astonished at how many clueless idiots parted with their cash for something that could never be delivered. Then I remembered I bought a season ticket for Spurs' new ground this season. *I'm* one of them idiots

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

2 years

Extremely uncomfortable with the amount of gloating spurs fans I'm seeing. Yes we should finish 4th but it's not over ffs. Is it your first season!?

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

4 years

Kane was injured for all of January, February and March. Blokes a joke.

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

2 years

Mind boggles why they didn't show it

_AfcBartz_ 🔴⚪️

@williambarton21

2 years

Love sky wank over how great spurs “atmosphere “ is and show it all on the tv but when we put a tifo they don’t even show it on live tv

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

1 year

Undisputed runners up hahahahahaha

ARDENT GOONER

@saltimes

1 year

How can anyone doubt that we can get both Rice and Caicedo? We just qualified for the CL and we are clearly the undisputed runners-up in our league. If we are going to splash the cash this summer, then those two are the ideal targets to smash our transfer record.

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

7 years

Harry Kane has scored 8 goals since Lukaku last had a shot on target in the Premier League 😂😂😂

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

4 years

Love this caption from BT 😂

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

1 year

Liverpool fans: DONT USE A STILL IMAGE TO JUDGE A FOUL IT DOESNT GIVE THE FULL CONTEXT!!1!!1 Also Liverpool fans:

Andrew Beasley

@BassTunedToRed

1 year

Chuckled at this shot on the @lfctv review show. The ball is in the air and one of these players is about to be booked…

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

4 years

Gareth Bale he went to Spain But now he's back at White Hart Lane He likes his golf, he hates Madrid The thing he loves most is being a yid

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

7 years

John Aldridge on model professional Harry Kane vs John Aldridge on racist, biting, diving Luis Suarez in 2014. You can't make this up.

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

5 years

62,062 is the absolute stadium capacity. In football mode the front 3 rows aren't used (2 of them aren't even there with the grass pitch rolled out) and there is also seats lost to segregation etc. We'll never be able to get 62,062. Next.

The Sun - Tottenham

@SunTottenham

5 years

Spurs first game at new stadium watched by 59,215 fans despite 62,062 capacity

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

8 years

The absolute state of this grown man dabbing Newcastle fan at the front. Nonce

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

1 year

Left their seat at 3-0, bottom of the stairs at 5-0 🤣

Paddy Power

@paddypower

1 year

Tottenham fans have broken a Premier League record for the earliest ever exit after walking out of St James’ Park after 25 minutes.

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

7 years

Missed an away day. Eric Dier's goal 😍

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

5 years

We're currently at the "Lamela will be like a new signing this season" part of the cycle. Like clockwork.

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

6 years

By the way this is one of the greatest saves of all time and is why Croatia are in a World Cup Final.

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

7 years

Love our dugout celebrating just like we do in the stands. None of the Klopp/Conte over dramatised artificial crap, just going mad together

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

6 years

Non-Spurs fans have got the full Dele Alli experience this world cup. Looks poor, "get him off ffs", scores important goal. Every week 😂

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

5 years

If we win in Madrid, any tips on how I tell my future kids that them being born wasn't the best moment of my life?

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

7 years

Harry Kane has scored 10 goals since Lukaku last had a shot on target in the Premier League 😂😂😂

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

5 years

Mad that they have to do all this but when we want to host NFL we just press a button and it's done in 30 minutes

Josh Chetwynd

@joshchetwynd

5 years

Work is underway at London Stadium for Red Sox-Yankees!

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

5 years

There are levels to this carrier bag game

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

5 years

People knock women's football but the vision to execute this dummy is world class 👏👏 #respect

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

5 years

My club sells out pre season friendlies in a 62000 seater stadium. You?

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

4 years

Just pips Seven Sisters to White Hart Lane

Mat Osman

@matosman

4 years

Longest possible road-walk

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

5 years

- Away first day of the season - Arsenal away in Oct / Nov, home in March. - Arsenal, West Ham, Chelsea in a row - Norwich or Villa on Boxing Day - Man Utd over the new year period - Liverpool at home our first "big" game Place your bets. "Random computer"

Lilywhite Rose

@Lilywhite_Rose

5 years

With the @premierleague fixtures being announced on Thursday here's our last 7 years opening fixtures 18/19 Newcastle (a) 17/18 Newcastle (a) 16/17 Everton (a) 15/16 Manchester United (a) 14/15 West Ham United (a) 13/14 Crystal Palace (a) 12/13 Newcastle (a)

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

6 years

So your 4 year old couldn't read the word Mansize but is then immediately able to define it well enough that he understands its reference to both gender and size of tissue. Bollocks

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

4 years

Ndombele literally didn't have the energy to run 50 yards to celebrate 😂

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

2 years

Imagine the amount of stick Kane would get if he was on camera acting like this after a Spurs win just because he didn't score a goal.

Amazon Prime Video Sport

@primevideosport

2 years

Aaron Ramsdale, the perfectionist... Arsenal won, but he conceded. His reaction shows his elite mindset! 🙌 #AONArsenal

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

6 years

Hi @Kleenex_UK , my 4 year old son recently turned to me and asked "why are all tissues white? There are people of all colours on earth so why not tissues too?" Being a black boy himself he is troubled that he isn't better represented within your branding.

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

1 year

Imagine the last week, but for 7 years....

Henry Jackson

@HenryJackson87

1 year

Sky Sports have never been more desperate to see a player leave. Absolutely shameless.

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

8 years

Haha Will Grigg looks like he's on fire. We should make a song to reflect this unusual situation.

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

4 years

Got a ticket for Sunday!! Finally going back to the Lane

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

2 years

@tjobless1i @RkFutbol "i dont mean it in a sexual way" hahahaha

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

1 year

I have never seen an individual so rattled 😂 😂 😂

(Sham)

@Shamsdale

1 year

🧵 So Other Clubs Want to Talk About Arsenal “Bottling” the Premier League, a thread:

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

5 years

Chelsea look diabolical. Total lack of confidence. Which means we will make them look like 1970 Brazil in 5 days time

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

3 years

Charlie Kane in the away end tonight. Couple of people have politely told him he's bad at his job.

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

3 years

Seeing this performance in person is the main reason I will never accept he is not the best ever.

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@TotalLeoMessi

3 years

📸 | Messi vs Tottenham Hotspurs during the 18/19 Champions league. The GREATEST groupstage performance of all time.

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

8 years

Little old lady got on train at Leyton with some shopping, in a light blue scarf, presumably a Man City fan. No risks taken. Chinned her. JW

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

7 years

Arsenal are still yet to beat a professional outfit since 11th February, with their only wins coming against Sutton, Lincoln and West Ham.

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

4 years

@WomeninFootball They have previously made equally or more ridiculing tweets about Gabby Agbonlahor and others over the course of this season. Are only men allowed to be poked fun at? Just trying to work out the ground rules here.

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

5 years

Note to self: in the future be sure to zoom in and thoroughly search the photo for any phones to avoid 483372 people pointing out the guy in row 42 seat 184 is holding his phone

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

7 years

Took so long to announce Lucas because Aurier is fucking good at rock paper scissors

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

6 years

Spurs have scored as many goals since Sunday as Huddersfield have scored all season 😂😂

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

7 years

This photo of the new stadium's south stand is awesome. At first you might not get a good sense of perspective of the size. Then you see the tiny bloke in the hi-vis sitting in the top row. The thing is MASSIVE

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

5 years

What's amazing is, for years losing 4-3 to Man City was one of my worst ever nights at a Spurs fan. Now it's one of the best. Funny old game

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

5 years

You know that thing Spurs do a lot where they get your hopes right up then absolutely obliterate them? We're in that hopes up bit right now.

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

5 years

Mark Noble's 500th senior career appearance tonight. A great achievement, broken down as follows: West Ham United (482) Hull City (5) Ipswich Town (13) England (0)

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

2 years

That is plumb in front

now.arsenal

@now_arsenaI

2 years

Unlucky lads, how’s that Champions League & Conte pull going?

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

4 years

HE CAME FROM SUNNY SPAIN WE CAN'T PRONOUNCE HIS NAME

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

6 years

Somethings just happened at Wembley that I'll never forget. Anyone in block 112 will confirm. Two stewards have just had a full on square up, jackets off, dragged apart the lot 😂😂😂😂 LOVE WEMBLEY

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

3 years

Commentator on my stream just said Kane has scored "plenty of free kicks before". 😂😂

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

6 years

We're not allowed a bag bigger than a4 but these bratwurst nonces are allowed that monster

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

5 years

Remember when we were basically the best team in the world?

HotspurMemories

@HotspurMemories

5 years

#OnThisDay April 8th 2017. Premier League. Tottenham Hotspur 4-0 Watford @dele_official (33) @ericdier (39) Son (44,54) #COYS #THFC #Spurs #EPL #PremierLeague

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

9 years

If Tottenham win the league it's going to be hard telling my future child that them being born wasn't the best moment of my life

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

8 years

I'm hearing Old Trafford is being evacuated due to Will Grigg being on fire

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

4 years

The worst thing for Liverpool is they don't have any more games against Spurs to rediscover their form

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

4 years

Never thought anything would ever kill my love of football, but VAR is well on its way. You cannot celebrate what even looks like an obviously fair goal any more. Just fuck it all off, turn the floodlights off, lock the doors and go home. It's done.

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

4 years

Newcastle away at Spurs 🤝 average goalkeepers turning into prime Buffon

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

6 years

Fuck sake we're about to get knocked out our own goal of the season competition

Tottenham Hotspur

@SpursOfficial

6 years

⚽ We've reached the semi-final stage in our search for our best @premierleague Goal of the Season! 🙌 Who makes it to the final? You decide... #COYS

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@WelhamOfficial

5 years

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

4 years

38 year old Petr Cech beaten by 16 year old Dane Scarlett. When Scarlett was born, Cech already had 140 club and 18 international appearances.

Jake

@Jakethfc23

4 years

@Lilywhite_Rose

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

8 years

Tell him he bagged a hat trick, get his confidence back and we'll have a new striker

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

6 years

The official attendance for tonight's game is 60,037. Thank you for your tremendous support"

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

6 years

Has 19 beers then drives his Lamborghini

Richard

@hostiamendi

6 years

My keeper sits on the bonnet of his 19 plate Lamborghini with his 10/10 wife. What does yours do?

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

3 years

Scenes at goodison Park 😂😂🤩🤩

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

3 years

Pub doesn't open until 11 😂

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James Welham

@WelhamOfficial

4 years

Ashley Cole retired from football in August and walked straight into a Chelsea coaching job in October. Sol Campbell is an absolute raging lunatic and a terrible football manager too. Using them two to form your argument totally nullifies your point, no matter how valid it may be