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Wayne 
4 years
Lad is in isolation at school for smacking a kid that’s been bullying him for weeks. Any advice of how I can treat him tonight? Thinking cinema or Nando’s.
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2 years
Be a long season this
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4 years
Managed to isolate the audio from the Ibrahimovic vs Lukaku fight
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3 years
Big fan of this dude finding my bank card on the street and sending me a penny with his phone number on it 😍😂
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@Wayno____
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2 years
Absolutely fucking delightful
@RamsByTheHorns
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2 years
Ass whipped. Watch till the end.
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@Wayno____
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1 year
@ChrisEd90801169 If it helps, here he is actually at glasto at 14 😎
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@Wayno____
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4 years
Got a lot of time for Everton putting this picture on Facebook 😂
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@Wayno____
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2 years
Best reply to a tweet you’ll see this year
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@Wayno____
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2 years
The Crystal Palace manager booting one of our fans, to almost universal approval from the rest of our fans, is proper, proper Everton and I love it 🤣
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@Wayno____
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2 years
In pain laughin
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@TheAnfieldWrap
The Anfield Wrap
3 years
Fuck every single Atletico player who stood there while others kneeled at the start. Again. Gang of cunts.
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3 years
Lukaku was the best young striker in world football for 4 seasons at Everton , rarely injured and a complete goalbastard and our fanbase used that opportunity to spend 4 years moaning about his touch
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3 years
When I was about 15 I was in the lower Gwladys on me own, when a fella about 2 rows in front of me done a massive key of beak just before Z Cars, I was obviously looking at him like WTF and he clocked me gawking and goes “It’s so I can shag yer ma for longer lad”
@frannyporter
Fran
3 years
Worst ever comment you’ve received from a fellow Toffee? I once got a death threat as I suggested WiFi at Goodison would be nice. Beat that.
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2 years
It’s a shame Brighton never let him knew their plans in advance.
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2 years
@AdamHillier16 @nocontextfm1 How’s your mother mate?
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3 years
Will just break down in tears if this happens. They would be stealing him at £22m+ a future England captain. Newcastle are going to be a powerful outfit if they take him from us. Please God do not let it happen.
@EvertonBlueArmy
Everton Blue Army
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Newcastle United are interested in signing Mason Holgate. (Source: Sky Sports)
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Wayne 
2 years
James Rodriguez, Lucas Digne & Richarlison all gone in a year.
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@Wayno____
Wayne 
2 years
Delph has deleted all his Everton photos on Instagram hahahah
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@Wayno____
Wayne 
1 year
This thread has made for a fun Sunday, kid’s been in bed since this morning so he’s not seen it. Remember, all Tories are nonces. If you need evidence as to why, read the comments on this thread. Everyone else, have the best summer ☀️
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@Wayno____
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3 years
Today. On the anniversary of the foundation of the football league. 6 clubs are trying to use their power to hold football to ransom. NONE of those 6 clubs founded the league. We started without them we will continue , and thrive without them. Goodbye.
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2 years
I’m absolutely all for it, but find it mad that Onana fucked London off because he desperately wanted to come here, and he’s acted like a full blown match going life long Evertonian since the day he joined 🤣
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3 years
What’s the point in having a bird if they act like this 🤣🤣🤣 Away to fuck
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3 years
Rafa Benitez is the worst manager in Everton’s history.
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3 years
Nothing will ever beat signing Fellaini at 11:59pm after he had literally never been linked ever
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3 years
Oooooh go on then
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@Wayno____
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2 years
1 year today since the best bedsheet banner ever written
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3 years
Everton Twitter adopting Schalke 04 as our team after the big COVID restart and them getting relegated for the first time since 1988 is one of the most Everton things ever.
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@Wayno____
Wayne 
4 years
@ella_wilkins @StannyPickering You still gotta go out with Stan tho
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2 years
This version of Delph is like when you’re about to dump your bird and she comes home with a PS5 for you
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2 years
2 years today, the echo held a Vigil for a man’s ACL
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4 years
@malikofori @Twitter Would be the worst thing in the history of twitter
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4 years
One more stamp in this game and Newcastle get a free coffee
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4 years
Yes I have too much time on my hands
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3 years
Hahahahhahahahha
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4 years
Aaaaahahahhaha
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3 years
Today was worth it for getting this pic
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3 years
If any of yous are on your own tomorrow because of COVID and you’re struggling, DM me and we’ll have a little drink on Zoom or something, I’ll introduce you to my dog 🐶 I know it’s not much but I’ll absolutely do it
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3 years
Ok, Begovic and his wife are now my favourite new signings of all time
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3 years
Maddest thing about today is we fairly recently lost our cat to old age, his name was Moyesey….. Replaced him with a Dog not long later, decided to swerve the footy names. Dog is called Frank 🤦🏻‍♂️
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2 years
Have I missed anything
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@Wayno____
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4 years
How long till it gets pointed out we are the only teams that can have fans and it’s unfair 😂
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3 years
There are working class northerners living amongst us, who are voting Tory because they’ve convinced themselves they’re middle class cos they rent a new build
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3 years
@TheAnfieldWrap Properly berserk
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3 years
I’ll say it to my very last breath. Sunderland are the only club on earth more ‘Everton’ than actual Everton.
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3 years
Never forget
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4 years
@JolyonRubs @1878carter Liverpool fan at the forefront. *acts shocked*
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2 years
Girl in the pub is crying her eyes out over a breakup so I’ve just lashed Adele on the jukebox to set her off again 🐸 ☕️
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2 years
Remember when Jordan Henderson took a penalty of DCL (who had buried his last pen for England top corner) missed the penalty, then got himself subbed off in the 123rd minute of the Euro’s final so he didn’t have to take another, then we lost. That was fun.
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Blows my mind that this lad is still slotting for Corinthians this season. Feels like I watched him at Goodison aba 25 years ago
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4 years
Do you ever wake up and think about Richard Wright injuring himself on a sign that said not to warm up in that spot?
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3 years
A committed and determined gang of paedophiles
thoughts #LFC
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2 years
Game 3 of 38
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3 years
@SkySportsPL @GNev2 Don’t deduct points. Kick them out of next years league. English football doesn’t need them, don’t respond to blackmail, just kick them right out.
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3 years
In home end getting pelters from the blues that don’t know 😂😬😬
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3 years
How are we in a situation where a team that employs Lionel Messi & Neymar, want our 2 young attackers, yet even if we keep them we’ll still finish 12th Everton, mate
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4 years
“MUUUUUM, EVERTON CELEBRATED”
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3 years
Imagine getting your first season ticket at Everton, being excited all summer, sticking your shirt on and going to Goodison Park nice and early, getting there and yer new seat’s next to Ped
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Can’t believe I’m seeing blues on here saying they would rather ground share with the reds than move to Bramley Moore, all for a few thousand extra seats 🤦🏻‍♂️ I wake up grateful every day that Everton twitter isn’t in charge of our club 😂
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Why the FUCK would clubs vote for something that is actively in favour of their richer opponents? You entitled baccy toothed fucking piece of shit
@footballdaily
Football Daily
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🗣 "Burnley I'm not sure how many players of them play international football, when our players have three games they have no game." Jurgen Klopp outlines the problems with having the rule of 14 Premier League clubs voting in favour of changes like five substitutions
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My missus is lovely, we’ve been together for about 15 years , best mother to my kid ever - but I swear to god no matter where we are in the world, at what time, 2 southern comforts and she’s singing Everton are Magic , Emlyn Hughes is dead. She’s going to get me killed.
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2 years
List of things to do in your first month on the Everton Fan Advisory Board. - Communicate well - Listen to the fans - Attend all meetings - Don’t compare the fanbase to Hitler Youth
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2 years
Good to see the Liverpool fans in the replies have kept their sense of humour this season ☠️
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Seeing as a lot of you seem to enjoy our adventures. You can read about how I sneaked the kid into Glasto dressed as a tiger to be best man at me and his Mum’s wedding here
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2 years
And there we have it, until next time folks!
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4 years
Don’t worry lads, the weather will Brighton up soon 😭😭😭
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Can’t stop laughing at eight thousand home tickets with L postcodes at united 😂😂😂😂
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Mad how Liverpool have 856 billion fans and you can’t get a ticket but every single one of them on twitter is a season ticket holder hahaha 🤥🤥🤥
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3 years
* VIGIL FOR ROBBO * With Andrew Robertson being out for the entire 2021-2022 season. We are showing our respect by leaving a candle in the comments below, just one candle emoji is all we ask. Thanks 🕯
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@TheAnfieldTalk Our fans have been supporting him about his mum all week and he’s straight back at it 🤣
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3 years
Brands was easily the least rotten thing about this absolute slime of a football club
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2 years
Everton had the best young Striker in the world up top and yer da spend 4 years hysterically screeching about first touches and work rate. Will forever maintain our fans ruined what we could have been , Lukaku, Barkley, Stones etc. The Park End reaping what they sow this year
@PaulBrownEFC
Paul Brown
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86 goals in 4 seasons Romelu Lukaku scored for Everton “He was a one season wonder” That was a particular highlight for me on here last night 😂😂😂
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