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@Wayne_CFC_1905
WayneCFC
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Wee Jamie-Lee
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@AlexLeTissier
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Who is my celeb look alike
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@halld39 @NoContextBrits Yes, that well known British celebrity Jose Mourinho
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@FrankKhalidUK You seem to have a vast collection of kids pictures Frank
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@Donnnnnx Also...
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@ourrachblogs Pot noodle. The slurping makes me want to volley my TV across the room.
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You’ve got to be a sick man to be enjoying Money Mase’s downfall
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@Wayne_CFC_1905
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@OfficialPDC Rob Cross looks older there than he does now 🤨
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@MaxAremia @GNev2 Is this your first day on the internet?
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@fesshole Like a hippo's yawn
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@Vic03101347 @CrimeLdn Well I don't think they're for cutting onions mate
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@FunctioningAlky @_yeahokay_ @FPFaz Since when has there been 31 days in September..
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Rose West, Joey Barton and Epstein all trending and it's not even 8am. I can already tell it's going to be a fabulous day on X.
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A truly glorious day
@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
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🚨🔵 Official, confirmed. Romelu Lukaku signs in as new Napoli player on permanent move from Chelsea. €30m plus add-ons, 3 year contract. He only wanted to work under Conte again and the deal is completed.
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@LozzaFox @JoeBiden Didn't get to see the kids again this weekend?
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@Davidk1n9 @halld39 @NoContextBrits Yes I'm fully aware who he is, my profile picture is a rather large clue...
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@Deb_236 So very "Mid"
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Have they found this mob yet? #ITAENG
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@StanCollymore Good to see Titus Bramble back in training
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@UberCheIseaFC @todd_boehly Ah the traditional Hulk transfer links 🥲
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@fesshole Today's episode of things that never happened..
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@OasisMania @NoelGallagher Did you go paint balling after?
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@fesshole I usually just shit in the kettle
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@MatthewG_CFC Yeah that's mint, I'll post that.
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@Wayne_CFC_1905
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4 months
Stop fucking crying about Wayne Lineker and his age.. he wouldn't have been in that situation if he wasn't hanging around with people 40 years younger than him. Weird cunt. Fuck him.
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Noel Edmonds is trending, I thought it may have been, because, well you know.
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@fesshole The group chat
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Just looked to see why xxxl is trending. What a great bunch of lads.
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This could explain why Jackson missed
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@FrankKhalidUK No. We had the best out of him, untouchable on his day. But that day has long gone.
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I'd take a Neto with one leg if it means I never have to watch Sterling or Mudryk play for Chelsea again.
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1 year
@eugeneh84 Does anyone know who is letting off fireworks? Dogs are terrified.
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@TrueGameData Every game looking like this.. It's just unplayable
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@SuppressedSikh Physical limp wristed gestures
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Why does that cunt still have a job? #PochOut
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@msteryLad @Re7ceRevivaI The stadium in a city, that's in a country that you've never been to?
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@Chelseafc809_v2 @siphillipssport Then you need a new book.
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@Wayne_CFC_1905
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Absolute rotten club. We're finished. Fuck the process. Fuck Ted Bobbly. Fuck Poch. Fuck every single one of the shit cunts in blue. I might let Palmer off but his haircut is deeply offensive.
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@Big_5ve @centregoals Small club with a small stadium and a couple of these..
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@WhatWeWitnessed Not staged at all.
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@CFCO1905 Seen people genuinely think we're going to be challenging for the title. Absolute dreamers. Might get into top 10 if we're lucky.
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@Wayne_CFC_1905
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@akvnni @maxnffc_ @NFFC That makes it ok then 👍🏻
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Paul Whitehouse is trending and I got a bit scared. Legend .
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@sspencerukk Same. Shame his Mrs couldn't block as fast as DT can.
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The meltdown from a certain corner of our "fanbase" is absolutely beautiful 💙
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Captain Conor. 💙 #CarabaoCup
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@OfficialVizeh I'd be happier if he snapped his legs celebrating
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@onlyapound @tsilva3 Well deserved.. But hope you're ready for the "IT sHoUld bE jOrGi" gang.
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@CarefreeChloee
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Men who wear Chelsea shirts are a cheat code👀
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What this app needs is a way to block every blue tick wanker in one go. OF slags, you weird football "influencers" who never leave your Mum's spare room, the shit cunt political nonces that just shit stur for engagements, etc etc.. it's fucking mind numbing.
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If you use the term Team Boehly or Team.. the other bloke, I can only assume you are on some kind of register.
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@OfficialPDC Are all the cameramen pissed?
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Someone has liked something I posted over 5 months ago..
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@gabedracott @OfficialVizeh That rumour went on for about 9 years 😂
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@highinfidelity2 I had to do the same
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@JT__v4 Made a slight adjustment
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@SkySportsF1 Another snoozefest. But at least they've got some pretty lighting. So that's good isn't it.
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@Wayne_CFC_1905
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Usual cunts saying the usual stuff about anyone who dares to claim universal credit, without realising a huge amount of claimants actually work.
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@Wayne_CFC_1905
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Needs picking up and volleying across the restaurant. Just give me my food you weird little goblin.
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Christ almighty now we’ve got Short Bae
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Hello @virginmedia quick question, why are you so unbelievably fucking shit?
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Fuck this.. I'm off to Piccadilly Circus to chuck bricks at Laurence Fox
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Looking forward to the next week of cunty Instagram posts about "we move" "it wasn't our day" "live, laugh, get in the fucking bin" cunts.
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Yo @MKDonsFC Do us a favour please. Take him off our hands.
@FabrizioRomano
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🔵⚠️ Maresca confirms there’s no way back for Sterling: “He’s a fantastic guy but only thing is every manager has a different idea”. “He is not the type of winger I like… that says nothing about him, the history and numbers speak for Raheem”.
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I'm knocking 50, can barely get out of bed without needing assistance, lucky if I can manage a day out without pissing myself, got a knee that's took more of a pounding than Katie Price, but I could still do a better job than this bunch of quims. Embarrassing mess of a club.
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Mauricio expects Christopher Nkunku to be sidelined for three to four weeks. ℹ️
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@kimberbabe2 @fesshole Grand Theft Dildo
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@VikeArmy You don't get this kind of service in Wetherspoons
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@tremcol48 Wouldn't dare say fuck all to anyone's face about singing it.. but quite happy to film them on the sly and moan about it after. Weird cunt.
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@AbsoluteChelsea @NathGissing Doesn't want to leave but won't reopen contract talks? Makes perfect sense.
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@ModernWarzone @Warzone_Loadout What about damage? I'm convinced it changes from one game to the next.
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@fesshole What do I get for £100?
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