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@WaveySkengman

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Pulling bits since 96

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@WaveySkengman
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5 months
Mate I’ve been told to put my hand out and walked home with a clenched fist
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Have you ever gotten served weed in a grocery bag?
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@WaveySkengman
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@simplexx2020 U think am putting some loose weed in my pocket like some crackhead
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@WaveySkengman
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Girls be like 'I'm a Virgin' http://t.co/Tsr2X13sI8
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@WaveySkengman
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My mate got diabetes we call him type 2 drew
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Men’s banter is too funny, something life threatening could’ve happened but once we establish you’re still alive every joke in the universe will fly
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@WaveySkengman
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Andrew Tate and pornhub have fried your brain
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@FootballMissess U can tell she cheats on her nerd husband with gangsters and body builders
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@WaveySkengman
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@laurennrussell_ Ya da sells Avon
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@WaveySkengman
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@JDZmedia Wiley va Kano Depzman vs k dot is a very underrated clash
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@WaveySkengman
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10 years
Love my new white and gold chair http://t.co/9L10ksRkYR
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@WaveySkengman
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6 years
1011 are banned from YouTube so all their tracks are on pornhub 😂😂
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@WaveySkengman
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2 years
Jokes thing is he’s got type 1
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@WaveySkengman
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6 years
Check his trim they’re defo cousins
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@WaveySkengman
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5 years
Hope I raise a kid who sells hand sanitiser at school and not one who fucking buys it for 50p a squirt
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Boy sent home from school after being caught charging kids to use hand sanitiser #coronavirus
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@WaveySkengman
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Buzzing I got in!!! http://t.co/uMpcuOb3ZF
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@WaveySkengman
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2 years
Imagine if the police tried this hard to find rapists and nonces
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@WaveySkengman
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9 years
Man watching jezza n that
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@WaveySkengman
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5 years
Get in my Ovieries am I right girls 🤪🤪💁🏼‍♀️💅🏻 #LoveIsIand
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Question is, Will Ovie ‘slam dunk’ this date? 👀🏀 #LoveIsland Also, you’re welcome 😏👇👇
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@WaveySkengman
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8 years
My picture got stolen hahahahaha I made it
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@WaveySkengman
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6 years
Megan needs to realise that being a slag doesn’t mean how many people you’ve slept with it’s how you present yourself the slag
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@WaveySkengman
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6 years
Yeah that’s right u saw me get kicked out of Liquid 20 mins ago but I’ve snuck back in through the Envy entrance
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@WaveySkengman
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9 years
Oldham is the place where everybody knows each other even if you don't know each other
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Ned literally got his head chopped off and put on a spike in front of his kids what are you going on about
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King's Landing Chronicle
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Calling Heirs To Iron Throne Bastards Only Cool When White Man Does It
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@WaveySkengman
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2 years
Uno the kid was buzzing to get it and lied to his brexit bandit dad
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@WaveySkengman
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4 years
Just banco is Manchester’s most underrated
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Jeff Hardy’s influence is undeniable
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STRAPPED! | Hip-Hop/Rap News
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Lil Uzi Vert stagediving at Lyrical Lemonade’s Summer Smash 🔥😭
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@WaveySkengman
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Making an Instagram account for you pet and have them call you mummy and daddy
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@WaveySkengman
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3 years
If the government gave me 50k at 18 I would have OD’d
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On your 18th birthday the government should give you 50k to start your adult life. This shit is hard
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@WaveySkengman
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If your 18+ living off your parents money your life is peak
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@WaveySkengman
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11 years
@TEMPA_T swear I've just been on your street g http://t.co/V7tvuqhhYB
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@WaveySkengman
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Chris Brown is shit
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@WaveySkengman
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I’m not taking advice from a dead man
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Be smart and stay safe!
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@WaveySkengman
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8 years
It's jokes how some girls think they're prestige but they go out every weekend and get beat off guys feeding them sniff
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@WaveySkengman
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Can’t wait for the Rude kid Christmas set after the tweets I’ve been seeing 😅
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Now I’ve had a trim n it’s marinated I’m looking leng hide ur birds lads
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When your side chick says she's pregnant http://t.co/YBDGhdknd8
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Our profile pictures look exactly alike
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@WaveySkengman
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Give @IsaiahDreads 2-4 years and he'll be one of the top names in grime trust
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@WaveySkengman
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Unfollowing bare guys cos u all chat shit if I’ve unfollowed u take it very very personal
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@WaveySkengman
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3 years
Smashed its head in ya boy got offered the job
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Gonna smash this interviews head in Friday
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@WaveySkengman
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8 years
Liquid and envy Oldham like one of my pics on Insta hahaha I'm big in the game
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@WaveySkengman
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6 years
Dildo from gta San Andreas
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GAME.co.uk
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What's your favourite weapon from a video game?
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@WaveySkengman
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7 years
Bro when I'm stoned I wanna sit down and eat food not blow people up
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#dailymail full of lies and propaganda as usual #scum like the #sun
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@WaveySkengman
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Hates immigrants so much they want to become one make it make sense
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@WaveySkengman
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6 years
Taxi drivers that ask for directions do my head in do ur job properly bruv
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@WaveySkengman
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9 years
On every 81 there is always that one loud African screaming down the phone
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@WaveySkengman
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5 years
Can I have 12 bottles of bleach please
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Weird
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@WaveySkengman
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3 years
U reckon the queens gonna want a new fella cos I got a bag to chase
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@WaveySkengman
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4 years
Don’t employ nonces then
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School tells girls not to show knees because it distracts male staff
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Imagine wasting your time on this when kids are being nonced and stabbed
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@xclosweeney @siaangee Don’t even recognise him 🤣
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@WaveySkengman
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7 years
@R1DEAD I don't rate anyone who voted 'coming here to fight'
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10 years
MAN TRY DISS ME EVERYTHINGS MAD
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@WaveySkengman
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@bignarstie if you made BDL a proper political party id defo vote for you to become prime minister
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@WaveySkengman
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GET THE LEGS IN!!!!
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If Columbia win I’m never doing coke again
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Looks like her tooth’s not the only thing getting drilled
What kinda dentist is this 😮😳
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If u see a guy wearing a full black tracksuit black nike gloves n a coat in this weather do not approach him he doesn't care about life
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@WaveySkengman
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Mince pies are for people who smile at police
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@WaveySkengman
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6 years
My little brother got in trouble at school for telling a kid to suck his mum I feel like I’m partly responsible
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@WaveySkengman
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Think I’m gonna dress up as a slutty cat for work tomorrow
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@BarackObama check you begging for retweets
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@WaveySkengman
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6 years
Me acting surprised when i open my online banking knowing full well I’ve spent all my money on food
@bniceloco
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I still can’t get over how Harvey Dent didn’t recognize the Joker until he took off his mask 😭😭
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Gonna smash this interviews head in Friday
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Looks like he’s in a bit of a dilemma
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Nelly sued for sexual assault and defamation
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Gavin and Stacey did not disappoint
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This dressing gown is the best Christmas present I’ve had in years
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Birthday Skeng big 25 today fuck me I feel old
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MAN TRY DISS ME EVERYTINGS MAD
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@WaveySkengman
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The mindset that if you spend lots of money on things it makes you better than somebody else is the worst mindset you can have
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Chun-Li
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Whew they really gone be mad when they realize I went back & got an even bigger steak the $600 one lol money well spent! Some most mfs will never experience because they can’t afford to!
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@Lordie__ No one from Manchester says scurred 😂
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Picture this: it’s the year 2000 you are having an affair with the girl next door and you have been caught by your girlfriend however you continue to convince her it wasn’t you with the help of your friend
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She’s a proper rat init
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are you dumb chicken shop date and chicken connoisseur are nothing alike
@HyphenatedJay
Jay - Hyphenated History UK
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@MissWinz She also nicked at least some of the idea from Chicken Connoisseur and *speculation warning* I remember her really taking off during his hiatus when he was out for ages because of sickle cell crisis kmt
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Man said ‘feds on route so hide your zoot’ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@WaveySkengman
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I’m staying of twitter today bare dumb cunts defending a rapist making my blood boil
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You and it’s not even funny
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Who’s responsible for this? 😂😅
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Love that he deserves it guys a fucking weapon
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⚠️SickVideos⚠️
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YouTuber gets attacked
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Getting r dog today feel like a kid on Christmas
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Poet is a fucking turd mate
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Same guy btw. Man child.
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Meekz Nani bet the name rings a bell
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On the 81 there's always that one African on the phone
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Can’t wait to see a video of dramah getting banged out on the tl
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Tell u what if hasbulla punched me I’d boot the little fucker
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Worst kind of stoners just bill a normal zoot
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Have you ever smoked a wax waffle cone?
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How peak is it when you start a new job and you go in on your first day and everyones ugly
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Big h not taking lord of the mics as serious as he should defo thought he was gonna fully body p…. He still did but not enough to win
@nfr_podcast
NFR Podcast
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What’s the biggest “you had to be there” music moment?
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@WaveySkengman
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Cba with work tomorrow might phone in dead
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@WaveySkengman
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If anyone tweets game of throne spoilers I’ll actually stab their nan
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Making videos like this gotta be some sort of mental illness
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these people will have children one day
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What the fuck are you doing
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If your bank account could speak, what would it say?
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@WaveySkengman
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Finally got hair growing on the bald patch in my beard god is good
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Lost my liquid membership card absolutely devastated
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Had a dream I was at a rave and my first thought was hope I don’t catch covid shits even got my dreams fucked up
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@WaveySkengman
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Fuck the Queen fuck the royal family fuck Buckingham palace fuck em all
@MirrorRoyal
Mirror Royal
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The Queen is getting a pay rise - This year she'll get £82.4 million
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