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"I refuse to become another goddamn mystery." | TMA & Mechs Fanartist | Queer✡️DID System. | 19 yrs | It/He/Eye| | CARRD ⬇

Martin Blackwood’s Boobies
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NEW PINNED! Hey there! We’re the Watcher’s Collective. Take your time and read our Carrd! It’s in the links section of our bio. Also! Check out our commissions sheet! Common Fronters & Their signoffs will be under this tweet!
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Hey there! We have commissions open! If you're interested, don't be afraid to DM us! Payments can be made through C4sh4pp and P4yP4l!
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Woah who’s that hottie on the left? Oh that’s me.
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Also just don’t support him? He’s a really weird creepo and makes so many distasteful jokes: i.e. jokes about his cat being his boyfriend.
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I’m famous omg…
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GO MY SCARAB! EAT THE ABUSER AND ITS SUPPORTERS! EAT WILBUR, MY SCARAB! #WilburSupportSquad
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Welcome back gerry keay
@gendergasm
the flag maker
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AUTISTIC GOTH a flag for any goth people who are also autistic [request] #flagtwt
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WHITE JON WITH SHORT AND STRAIGHT HAIR
@garfbot2000
stoink 🪲
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when u see a design of a character that does not fit them in any way
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As a survivor PLEASE shut up. Angel being a hypersexual survivor is fine. I can say that myself as one. But showing his assault visibly and graphically is fucking awful. Your bio reeks of brainrotted Vivziepop supporter, by the way.
@YoureWronglul
Debunking False Claims
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#HazbinHotel Now I see people screaming that HH is bad because of a scene with Angel and Val. This show is 18+ for crying out loud. They are also not listening to fans, who have this awful experience with SA.
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@autismpills sometimes a boy and his detachable shower head 😔
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You lot are obsessed!!!
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Me, you dumb bitch
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@fazpo
fazpo🦭
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name a more attractive guy than dream, i’ll wait
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@clxsxre Valentino haters more like normal people
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@theacidsys Lana stans got mad because their fav is a zionist and I said something about it.
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@WickedestWinch Please please for the love of god understand the real story behind Mulan. The song does resonate with me as a trans guy, but PLEASE that is not what the story is about.
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@DESOLATIONSPLAN Agreed but theyre a kid and trust me u do not wanna see my drawings of fat ppl from when i was 14
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Fun fact child abuse doesn’t stop people from being queer (I’m proof)
@soulvibesbaby
sir paul the plasterer
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Just saying 🤷‍♂️😂
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All eyes on Rafah. Do not look away. Free Palestine.
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People looking through my photos because I called Lana what she is. Literally obsessed.
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HEAR ME OUT
@solisolsoli
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Observed by Kim Jakobsson
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Why is shane dawson trending? I'm too afraid to click
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@NotJohnathanDa1 @Treblebaps That's nice Johnathan
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Like if you think bisexuals and pansexuals can coexist.
@katieyss
Katiey
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Like if you think that pansexuality is invalidating towards bisexuals
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@donairandfries @TheBestBeeswax @PsychoJoshCD @flandollchan @krystalwolfy My brother or sister in christ. You are the reason for that percentage
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@donairandfries @krystalwolfy @TheBestBeeswax @PsychoJoshCD @flandollchan The attraction to children is what defines pedophilia, actually.
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@donairandfries @krystalwolfy @TheBestBeeswax @PsychoJoshCD @flandollchan …HypnotistSappho liked loli porn did you know that? Actual pedophile freaks like loli, fun fact.
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@purple___birb That too! Also jokes about him being a paedo OR wishing he was a kid on Epstein’s island!
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@pookellie LITERALLY dude it’s crazy
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Cis man writing about what a woman is? Idk... seems misogynistic to me.
@MattWalshBlog
Matt Walsh
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After banning ads for Johnny the Walrus and declassifying it as a children’s book, Amazon has now also banned ads for my other book, What Is A Woman. This is all happening on the same day. Amazon clearly has a vendetta. Couldn’t be more obvious.
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IF ONE MORE PERSON SAYS GOOD OMENS IS QUEERBAITING THE WHOLE CLASS IS GONNA FEEL MY WRATH.
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From the top Make it drop
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@Tokowl Feral absolutely does mean animal idk what you are on
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Yo @lorenbouchard ! I just saw the Bob's Burgers movie! Was Marshmallow wearing a trans pride dress in the credit sequence? I'm pretty sure she was, but can you confirm? ^^
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GUYS HELP???
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@donairandfries @krystalwolfy @TheBestBeeswax @PsychoJoshCD @flandollchan …Dawg just because he hasn’t harmed a kid doesn’t mean he ain’t a pedo freak.
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@MemesMap We have common sense, we aren't "haters" you kid diddler.
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Are we forgetting that James Charles is a literal paedophile .
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@whalesh0rks Thank you!
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@Alfie87420802 I didn’t ask for a selfie of you
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I called Lana Del Rey a zionist and her ugly little fans started making fun of me.
@billmaher
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Nobody ever gets canceled for saying anything too woke.
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tw// zoophilia, necrophilia, pedophilia If you're a zoophile, animals can't consent. Block me. If you're a MAP, you're a pedophile, kids can't consent. Block me. If you're a necrophiliac, dead bodies can't consent. Block me #zoopride #MAPpride #necropride #MAPrights #zoophiles
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@tallkawaiiasian ‘Cos I’m hot
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Jon Sims:
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Punch Cat
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What do you do with a drunk space pirate?
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🥱 🥱 🥱 🥱 List of accounts to block/report for spreading my face: @/voltaaic @/isedthatok @/kemywemy @/Melatoninmartin @/KHIAKYS @/gucciovermybody @/gws_butera
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@cosmikath You are seventeenteen you need to act your age.
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@WolfyNotWitch He looks like hes smiling u have no idea hownmuch this means
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Checking my calendar… what do you mean this isn’t April fools… Freak ass
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ken 🦇
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y'all better normalize having Valentino as a comfort character
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Hi! Autistic person here. Officially diagnosed. Shut up! I am a vocal supporter of Palestine and it’s not wrong to say “you should support them, too!”
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@broWhatDoUmean @thefreshfinnsta I am trans, dude. You know non-binary people DO struggle with dysphoria, right? LMAO
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Yellow
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Hello Star Fetchers fandom :D - - ~Tags~ #starfetchers #Zambezi #Sanyati
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Post my face one more fucking time
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@stonermatsu_ If you’re looking at these comments, commission us instead! 💕 And support systems and not those that’re ableist!
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Mum saw the palestine drawing im fucked
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I’m very iffy on mspecs but dont fucking do this
@thatuserwashere
keen!! 🍉
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lmao I’m 15 years old and your doing this shit, the first Image is someone having their period and the second is sh scars,, again IM AM 15!! MY IRLS CAN COMFIRM!!
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Just block the Lana Del Rey stans btw
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HOW COME I NEVER KNEW ABOUT THIS IMAGE AND WHY IS IT MAKING ME FEEL SOMETHING
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@Kittydogparody @temucanada That’s the bear flag, buddy.
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@confettitiger @incorrectgl Am I the only one that thinks it’s gross you’re making fun of someone with a physical deformation that causes a disability.
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Get fucked
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@starsh_ck Imagine if jon smoked weed and was called jonablunt smokes
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@AriDrennen #savethetomboys feels so fucking fetishising beyond belief what the fuck
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@_stinkerbell_ THAT IS A WHOLE ASS LIE DUDE HUH 😭😭😭
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@scratchdawgg ALSO WHG IS HE FUCKING GREY
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I could use this for a Prentiss cosplay
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Self-Diagnosis helped me seek an actual diagnosis btw. Autistic people can be helped and assisted without being infantilised.
@Neko_Nighsha
𝔑𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔰𝔥𝔞 𝔑𝔬𝔣𝔲𝔠𝔨𝔰
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Your final challenge; stop helping retarded and disable people even though they probably need it. Shut the fuck up. Most you self diagnose autism for victim points I have a low functioning autistic brother I know what it looks like you cunts.
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Slurs don’t make your point more valid
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Aziraphale, this you?
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THIS GUY IS POSTING A MINORS SELFIES WITHOUT HIS CONSENT
@Arstancharts
Jackie Icon 2 (Parody)
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The Woke Warriors: Act 1
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Christ christ christ oh god please tell me moot isn’t a jonelias shipper
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Whoever you are, I hope you know that you are beautiful. These people did the same to me.
@Arstancharts
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"Lana del rey is a zionist"
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Real weird of you to be spreading this sexy bitch’s face around!
@isedthatok
tucker’s AFP campaign manager 🫢
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"don't you know we're boycotting starbucks?"
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STAY AWAY FROM MARKIPLIER GET AWAY FROM HIM RN.
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@SheeroSupremacy @pickle_bee @jk_rowling Jewish person here. Rowling's depictions are a little... iffy.
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MR SHEEN.,, , IM GOING TO CRY??? This??? Oddly means a lot to me. Ty, sir!!
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oomf is proship but i dont wanna break the moot 💀 theyre my only black butler mutual
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@roseyycatt Man whimpering: The Musical
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We do. We aren’t the ones who made it about appearance to begin with.
@crimsonbIvd
pedro
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if this isn’t enough proof that these people don’t actually care about the genocide in gaza and just want some interactions in their tanked accounts then idk what it is
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Good Omens? I think you mean Adam Ruins Everything.
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Here's the cake I made for @michaelsheen 's birthday, sorry for being a bit late to making the cake! I had to figure out how I was going to frost it. Wound up going with a Zuse/Castor theme, but it also doubles as a Miles cake!
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@lndnbt My account was locked i need a sugar daddy i need help with an essay
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NOW HEAR ME OUT
@Jabberwick_art
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As promised, Bill Cipher based on Alex Hirsch’s design.
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@SansLps Fair enough but also I fucking love Ke$ha
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hey survivor of religious trauma here uhm. don't. don't do this. i don't care how traumatised you were by religion, sexualising nuns comes from a place of misogyny.
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Deserved
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jade 🦋
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womp womp WOMPPPPP
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I’m sobbing ? Get a life you freaks.
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@InazumaSensei @wilburfoot Yeah— here’s the thing— it’s 16 in some states here in America. Just because it’s legal doesn’t mean it’s right.
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Thank you, toby fox, for making one of the coolest games ever, with one of the best soundtracks. Happy #undertale6thAnniversary , everyone! Decided to draw Undyne, since she's my favorite.
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@FeliciaxSana @kristopherissy Also he’s currently collaborating with a known pedo and groomer.
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Cw/ Literal fucking blackface
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☆ kaden / fang 🍉
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+ this
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Brother has never seen a sexy fat bitch like me
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@wysps it’s actually in reference to a gay straight alliance so uhhh straight ppl r welcome i GUESS
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@SheeroSupremacy @pickle_bee @jk_rowling They check every "Jewish stereotype" box. And look man, I'm all for disconnecting those traits from being such, but there's also the fact that she could've had the editors of the movies edit out the star of david in the bank and yet... she didn't
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