IT TOOK SEVERAL DAYS
I LOST SEVERAL ORGANS, I'M BLEEDING AT A DANGEROUSLY RAPID RATE RIGHT NOW, AND I CAN'T FEEL MOST OF MY BODY
BUT SHE'S FINALLY CONTAINED :)
☠☠☠HEY, YOU!!☠☠☠
☠☠☠THAT'S RIGHT, YOU!!!!☠☠☠
☠☠☠YOU WANT TO JOIN THE GREAT HELLATON ARMY?!?☠☠☠
☠☠☠THEN, TELL US, HOW COULD YOU HELP US IN OUR WAR AGAINST THE LIVING????☠☠☠
‼‼‼KNOW THE DIFFERENCE‼‼‼
THE ILLUMINATI
- FUCKED UP
- EVIL AS HELL
- HAS MURDERED INNOCENT MEMES
- WAS SLAYED YEARS AGO
/ / / /
PROVIDENCE
- GOOD, SORTA
- GAVE ME MY JOB
- BASICALLY JUST WATCHES STUFF UNFOLD HERE
- LIVES AT HEAVEN
AFTER THE HELLETON INCIDENT FROM OCTOBER AND WHAT HAPPENED WITH THAT STRANGE DUCK-LIKE THREAT FROM MONTHS AGO, I HAVE DECIDED TO INCREASE IFUNNY HELL'S SECURITY TO AVOID ANY UNDESIRABLE PEOPLE FROM ENTERING OR ESCAPING
Idk you, guys, but I think I wanna turn this account back to how it was before, a parody acc.
I already got a character in mind, but idk what u think
I am bisexual donald trump
I CAN'T STOP DRINKING OIL....,.,.. I CAN'T STOP DRINKING OIL. I JUST CAN'T STOP
I CAN'T STOP DRINKING CRUDE OIL
Y'KNOW THE BLACK STUFF THAT COMES IN BARRELS??
I CAN'T STOP DRINKING IT!!
I JUST CAN'T,.,.,.
IT'S TANTALIZING, IT'S ADDICTING!!
IT IS... A DELICACY
I LOVE IT!!
I CAN'
☠☠☠WE WERE SO EXCITED FOR OUR NEW RECRUITS THAT WR FORGOT SOMETHING☠☠☠
☠☠☠WE'RE STILL TRAPPED IN THIS SHITHOLE☠☠☠
☠☠☠LET US THE FUCK OUUUUUUUUUUT!!!!!!!☠☠☠
OR WHAT Ś̵̢M̸͕͐I̷̢͠L̴͈͛Ĕ̸̘Y̸̪͑!?
Y̸̧̻͑Ȯ̵̰U̶̮̲͐R̵̛̜ ̵̝̐̒Ǵ̸͍͆O̵͈͗̊Ň̵̨͆N̷͉͆A̶̝͂ ̵̦́͊K̶͉̙̀̃I̷̧̨̍L̸͓̉̌L̷͕͝ͅ ̸̢̭̒̓M̵̯̃͝E̵̙̓̍ ̵͚̽̀W̴̬̊I̵͓̻̋͗T̵̫̙̅̓H̵̹̼͝ ̷̛̳̖̓M̴̫̋͒E̶͍̔͐M̶̭͕̐Ě̸̝̓S̶̨͎̏!̵̜͗̌?̶̢̾͝
// headcanon thingy
The reason why it took so much for Ifu to do her thing during Alert is cuz due to Ifunny Hell being made for the sole purpose of being a prison, it is very locked down with interdimensional bullshit and so it takes a long while to bring parts of it with her