Jonathan Paul Koppenhaver Profile
Jonathan Paul Koppenhaver

@WarMachine81

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If you got into MMA because of McGregor or Covid your opinion on anything MMA related is invalid.

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Joined September 2023
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Jonathan Paul Koppenhaver
10 months
@PFLMMA @francis_ngannou @MikeTyson He lost and no one paid for the PPV. Plus no one cares about him fighting D level PFL Heavyweights. Great investment 🤣
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Jonathan Paul Koppenhaver
10 months
@JavidBasharat @JoshLBarnett @arielhelwani With all due respect Javid, are you ret*rded?
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Jonathan Paul Koppenhaver
9 months
@bullyb170 You should take a trip to Gaza mate. I hear it's beautiful this time of year.
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Jonathan Paul Koppenhaver
4 months
@PFLMMA But why they dressed like Muslim women at the beach?
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Jonathan Paul Koppenhaver
9 months
@DamonMartin @AustinS1337 He use to be. Hard to be funny when all your material has be approved by your wife who wouldn't know funny if it latched onto one of those lunch lady arms of hers.
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Jonathan Paul Koppenhaver
8 months
@kennebeckalex @TheUFCStats Yep. This account is ran by a retard. There is no other explanation.
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Jonathan Paul Koppenhaver
11 months
@Sa_Gwang It's a shame your Dad wasn't a pull-out merchant.
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Jonathan Paul Koppenhaver
9 months
@bullyb170 @espnmma @SStricklandMMA He's got 2 things you will never have. Peoples respect and a the belt.
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Jonathan Paul Koppenhaver
10 months
@ninamdrama I'm sure you'll end up eating the ass of whichever fighter has a fetish of getting their salad tossed by a mid 6.
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Jonathan Paul Koppenhaver
8 months
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Jonathan Paul Koppenhaver
10 months
@espnmma @francis_ngannou And Volk is the only one with a belt 🤣
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Jonathan Paul Koppenhaver
8 months
@muhammadmokaev Your trash talk I'd as weak as your striking. Stick to molesting goats you inbred goblin.
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Jonathan Paul Koppenhaver
11 months
@TimwelchMT Is herb the name of Sean's johnson?
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Jonathan Paul Koppenhaver
4 months
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Jonathan Paul Koppenhaver
10 months
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Jonathan Paul Koppenhaver
8 months
@muhammadmokaev Close the garage doors. Run a hose from the exhaust to the window then put the window up (not all the way, just enough to hold the hose in place)start the car and soon enough you will have done the entire world a favour.
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Jonathan Paul Koppenhaver
8 months
@bullyb170 You sounds like a ret*rded Yoda, and look like one too
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Jonathan Paul Koppenhaver
9 months
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Jonathan Paul Koppenhaver
8 months
@MMAFighting Oh look, a fleshlight with an opinion.
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Jonathan Paul Koppenhaver
11 months
@hook_short @loc12313 @MMAFighting "2nd biggest if not the biggest star in his weight class" 🤣🤣🤣
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Jonathan Paul Koppenhaver
10 months
@ninamdrama We don't hate "women" It's just the attention seeking jizz merchant trollops like yourself.
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Jonathan Paul Koppenhaver
10 months
@francis_ngannou You lost the fight you cheetah chasing sand bagging drip.
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Jonathan Paul Koppenhaver
10 months
@arielhelwani Mate if you dont take his dick out of your mouth you gonna choke. But that's probably how you wanna go out.
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Jonathan Paul Koppenhaver
10 months
@MalahkiM @espnmma @francis_ngannou Yep. And he's still got a belt. Deal with it pal. The short lived African reign is over and will never happen again.
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Jonathan Paul Koppenhaver
3 months
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Jonathan Paul Koppenhaver
3 months
@findingucieness @PFLMMA Karen? Go molest a camel Sir.
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Jonathan Paul Koppenhaver
3 months
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Jonathan Paul Koppenhaver
2 months
@mma_orbit @TeamIridiumISA Another robery incoming for the dirty hooker.
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Jonathan Paul Koppenhaver
8 months
It's truly amazing how a p.o.s system like @edgealerter has any subscriptions at all. Such a garbage service. Hellen Keller could do a better job #edgealerter #scam #gambling
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Jonathan Paul Koppenhaver
8 months
Keep tweeting @TheTruthJackson maybe you'll get a crumb of pussy before the year is out.
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Jonathan Paul Koppenhaver
3 months
@lDiva_ @PFLMMA Of course they don't need my approval. It was a genuine question that has been answered by people a lot nicer than you.
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Jonathan Paul Koppenhaver
8 months
@bullyb170 And you're definitely in the 90% you goat fingering zilch.
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Jonathan Paul Koppenhaver
10 months
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Jonathan Paul Koppenhaver
10 months
@BenTheBaneDavis And you still blew him for free.
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Jonathan Paul Koppenhaver
6 months
@vitorbelfort Where's your sister bro?
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Jonathan Paul Koppenhaver
8 months
@bullyb170 Walk into a IED you jizz muppet.
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Jonathan Paul Koppenhaver
10 months
@BloodyElbow Why he dressing like Hillary Clinton?
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Jonathan Paul Koppenhaver
4 months
@Kalie623 🤣🤣🤣 sure he did
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Jonathan Paul Koppenhaver
2 months
Jamahal Hill should go train with Khamzat Chimaev. They're both as soft as baby shit #UFC303 #ufcsaudiarabia #UFC
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Jonathan Paul Koppenhaver
8 months
That KO gave me blood flow #UFC296
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Jonathan Paul Koppenhaver
1 month
@MayhemManess1 @Actionman513 Probably something to do with Chris's high level of retardation.
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Jonathan Paul Koppenhaver
10 months
@brianboom135 Get the Star of David on one side and the Palestinian flag on the other.
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Jonathan Paul Koppenhaver
10 months
@espnmma They were there to remind him what it's like to lose.
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Jonathan Paul Koppenhaver
8 months
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Jonathan Paul Koppenhaver
10 months
@InvictaFights @dannimccormack @TheNotoriousMMA @blackforgeinn For a bunch of lesbians you really love hugging Conor's nuts.
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Jonathan Paul Koppenhaver
9 months
@OnTopicMMA @jonfitchdotnet I'm getting sleepy in anticipation.
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Jonathan Paul Koppenhaver
10 months
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Jonathan Paul Koppenhaver
10 months
@ninamdrama The only reason anyone talks to you is because you're an community fleshlight that can suck a gold ball through a garden hose.
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Jonathan Paul Koppenhaver
3 months
@BloodyElbow To be fair its not hard to confuse a juiced up chimp.
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Jonathan Paul Koppenhaver
9 months
@dc_mma Henry is into a different type of grooming.
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