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Waluu

@WaluuK

7 months

Mwebana bakwa Lesa, I'm still waiting for future bea😭its almost 2 years wala. Anyway, Lesa amipale 🥲 happy sabbath🥲

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Waluu

@WaluuK

3 months

Uncle Mainga trending ku Meta 👀

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Waluu

@WaluuK

2 years

Dear future bea somewhere in the weldi, this is a filterless, specsless me.. 😩 Tufwayeniko naifwe before th eggs expire 😩🥺

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Waluu

@WaluuK

1 year

What's stopping you from doing this with your partner?? 🤣 🤣

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@WaluuK

2 years

👀👀 People who stopped going to church, is this true??

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Waluu

@WaluuK

2 years

Let us normalize buying from our mothers on th streets... They really go through alot to make abit of money.. 🥺🖇️💚💚

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Waluu

@WaluuK

2 years

We are not ready for this conversation.!!!

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Waluu

@WaluuK

2 years

The next G. O. A. T 🔥🔥🔥🥺

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Waluu

@WaluuK

2 years

Why does Miles Sampa look like he is the president 😂😂😂

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@WaluuK

2 years

Some men will act broke just to test your character...

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Waluu

@WaluuK

2 years

Sometimes, you miss the private part. Not the owner.. 😩😩

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Waluu

@WaluuK

6 months

Recovering after a very hectic fili weeks of my life.🤕😷 Apa am even considering to start dating and making meaningful connections kuti washima mayo without a sosovjoy.. 😂😂

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Waluu

@WaluuK

2 years

This smartly dressed gent sells fruits along independence avanu road. I must admit that this is a great marketing strategy.. Support a brother and buy from him.. 💯👏👏

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@WaluuK

2 months

Trade Kings looking at Munzala for a chi VATRA advert:

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@WaluuK

2 months

The camera man had one job 🤧🤣 Watch the space! 😎

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@WaluuK

2 years

😭😭😂😂Men are not good people because what is this... 😩 😭

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Waluu

@WaluuK

4 months

True caller ❌✖️ Airtel Money ✅✔️ If you know you know 😆

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Waluu

@WaluuK

7 months

I'm thrilled to announce my partnership with @Edgestores to bring you top-tier products and services. Edgestores boasts of diverse brands of Mobile phones/accessories, household appliances, security systems etc Zed-X-Twitter, your support fuels my journey and thanks to everyone

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Waluu

@WaluuK

2 years

When you waited so long to let him smash then he turns out to be Mr "2 minutes" 💀💀🤣🤣🤣

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Waluu

@WaluuK

2 years

Otherwise there are gents with great hearts & pure intentions...!

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Waluu

@WaluuK

2 years

Three days after hitting it raw 💀😂😂

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Waluu

@WaluuK

3 years

Some of these men you call dogs are good men. They just don't love you. 😩🚶‍♀️

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@WaluuK

2 years

"I suck at replying to messages" Nah, you have an inferiority complex, you like seeing messages pile up so that you can feel important like you're on demand.. 👀👀

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@WaluuK

2 years

I am, some people...🤣🤣

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@WaluuK

2 months

Zambia ku Chalo.. 👏👏👏👏

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Waluu

@WaluuK

2 years

This combo 👌plus na tea ya milk muli plastic cup under a tree... 🥺🔥

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Waluu

@WaluuK

2 years

If you know, you know 👀👀 New trending video.. Takuli ati uli waku church this will definitely get to you 🤣🤣🤣🚶‍♀️

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Waluu

@WaluuK

2 years

Zambia ku chalo 🔥🔥🔥 @BuyoyaJonah presenting Focus on Africa at BBC 🔥🔥🔥

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Waluu

@WaluuK

3 years

For on the surface 😩

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Waluu

@WaluuK

2 months

Kaleza 😂😂😂😂🙌

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Waluu

@WaluuK

1 year

You've gotta love bream fish cooked the Zambian way... 💯👏👏👏 Uku dedesha promax

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Waluu

@WaluuK

1 year

So Davido has impregnated his baby mama again for the second time despite him being married to chioma his "Love"?.🤔 And this comes a few months after him loosing a child with chioma??. I don't know who needs to hear this everyday when you wakeup spare a minute to FEAR MEN. 😩😩

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Waluu

@WaluuK

2 years

The mirror never lies 🤣🤣🤣

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Waluu

@WaluuK

2 years

5 years anniversary with 13 breakups, 9 cheating scandals, 4 abortions, 3 Orgasms and 2 months of happiness... 😩😩

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Waluu

@WaluuK

2 years

After 10 missed calls, following morning ati "sorry babe i was sleeping" na Voice ya 3 rounds... 😩

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Waluu

@WaluuK

2 years

Your rich relatives helping you get a job... 💀🤣🤣🤣

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Waluu

@WaluuK

1 year

Help a brother.. 🥺 His Destiny helper might be on your TL Kindly retweet.. 🙏

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Waluu

@WaluuK

2 years

Abatali has made it in life 😭😂😂😂 being lifted by a whole president😭😭 He was feeling like zacheus when he met Jesus... 😂 😂

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Waluu

@WaluuK

11 days

Celebrating another Happy birthday year of being a kasuli and for the blessing of a healthy life now and forever.. 😇😇 Ayamu also accepting gifts...🙃😊

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Waluu

@WaluuK

2 years

I think you guys are forgetting, you have to Formally ask a girl to be your Girlfriend... 🤔

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Waluu

@WaluuK

2 years

🤣🤣Mu parliament namo 😂 Mr speaker doesn't know what "Ndwiiiii" means 😭😂😂

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Waluu

@WaluuK

1 year

When he says, "come on top" 😭🤣🤣🚶‍♀️

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Waluu

@WaluuK

2 years

You fuck good, they cheat on you with the guy who has money, you have money they cheat on you with a guy who fucks well. You have money and fuck good, they cheat on you with a cute guy. You have money, fuck well and you're cute, they cheat on you with a guy who makes her laugh🤣

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Waluu

@WaluuK

2 months

Support my business I pay rent.. 🤧🤧 K5 only.

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Waluu

@WaluuK

2 years

Drama ku civics center today when a husband gate crashed his wife's wedding to another man 💀🤣🤣🤣 ba Mary Lungu left her matrimonial home and children in the morning to go marry another man.. 💀🤣🤣🤣

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Waluu

@WaluuK

8 months

Unpopular opinion: Don't trust anyone at your work place... 👏👏

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Waluu

@WaluuK

22 days

"I only watch anime" starter pack 💀💀

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Waluu

@WaluuK

10 months

Rich people live a simple life, the choice of his phone says a lot... 💯👏👏

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Waluu

@WaluuK

2 years

Zambia ku chalo..🔥 The Zambia National Pool team has beaten England which has the best players in the world, at the WORLD BLACKBALL CHAMPIONSHIPS in Morocco.. 🔥 I think ichipani echaletu bwesesha panuma mwe 😅🤣

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Waluu

@WaluuK

5 months

It's good to see Powerful women like Mizinga Melu balancing Corporate career responsibilities expected of her and Cultural Values as a Zambian wife to her husband.🙌 This needs to trend. Its inspiring on so many levels. You can be a successful, powerful woman and still be Wife🔥

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Waluu

@WaluuK

2 years

Its that time of year again, manje the years I've turned today is for big people.. 😭 The soup is drying and am tired of waiting for marriage 😩😩 am ready to let it enter mwe🥺🥺

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Waluu

@WaluuK

2 years

Kariba nayuma 💀💀💀😩 Tukose it's about to get worse 😩

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Waluu

@WaluuK

2 years

Mu Lusaka namo 💀💀 Side Chick ukupama so🤣🤣 I thought side chicks role when madam catches you with her man is to run...🤣 🤣 Nomba uyu side chick takwata umunchishi, teku pyamo fye bashala balelwa beka 😂😂🚶‍♀️

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Waluu

@WaluuK

2 years

I was telling a friend how i dont appreciate unannounced visits. I explained how its better to tell me hours earlier or a day before, so that i prepare to mentally accommodate having you around, because am not the type you call & say "am in your area or am outside" Was i wrong?

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Waluu

@WaluuK

11 months

Mu Lusaka namo🤣, how can you slap and insult your friend like that over a dress? 😭😭 Me i can sue for assault Exeh 🤣🤣

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Waluu

@WaluuK

2 years

You can be highly educated but making money is a whole new different curriculum...

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@WaluuK

2 years

I would rather swallow a spoon 🥄 than live in South Africa. 😩😩 Especially as a foreigner, You can die before your time..

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Waluu

@WaluuK

2 months

Umuntu mufola nankwe same salary but shita skide achita na clear eka pa border, aisula na shop ku mbali? Muli fili pin 4? Ok what am I doing wrong kanshi? When you ask, ati just keep pushing. Pushing what chkala 😭😭

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Waluu

@WaluuK

2 years

I like how Zambian men hurt us. They don't care if you sucked their dick, swallowed their cum or gave him Chinyonge style.. They will still cheat on you satanically 😭🤣🤣 Koseni honorable... We stand with you.

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Waluu

@WaluuK

2 years

Mens mental health matters 🤣🤣🤣

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Waluu

@WaluuK

2 years

Ehh 💀🙆‍♀️🤣🤣 shoprite yabunda😩😩

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@WaluuK

3 years

This is where the fakest promises are made ati "i think we should have a boy 1st then a girl after so the boy can protect the sister" 💀🤣🤣

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Waluu

@WaluuK

11 months

Sometimes, ifintu filakosa.. 🥺

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Waluu

@WaluuK

2 years

Another form of depression, picturing yourself working immediately after applying for a job.. 💀🚩 You even picture yourself buying a skide 🤣🤣🚶‍♀️

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Waluu

@WaluuK

2 years

Some people just come online to go through their social media apps, texting nobody and nobody is texting them.. Just scrolling through up and down until time yakulala yafika.. And do it again tomorrow, again and again. 🤣🚶‍♀️

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Waluu

@WaluuK

2 years

Kuli video ya new in the weldi👀👀 have you guys seen it or you are behind 🤦‍♀️ Ba 2000 are representing and Givin pressure😩🤣🤣

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Waluu

@WaluuK

2 years

Ba SDA ba kulekafye, they even have their own dating app.. 😂😂😂🙌

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Waluu

@WaluuK

10 months

Men are not good people, Kaleza... 😭😭😭

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Waluu

@WaluuK

2 years

When an exeh buta ohn is an eye witness 😭😭😂😂 Ba Lusaka who is this guy, i wana hear him speak again... 😭😭😂😂

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Waluu

@WaluuK

1 year

Reality off social media is often disappointing. In real life, gents here date single mothers, they date women without big bums & hips and they give their women money. Also women here with high standards date broke men too, some even go 50/50. Y'all just cap on social media. 😏

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@WaluuK

1 year

🤣🤣 Chapwa Lusaka has officially become the streets it is 😭😂😂😂

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@WaluuK

2 years

Stress must be about money or work, not about who doesn't talk to you... 💯📌

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@WaluuK

2 years

It is rude and bad manners to ask for money from people you barely check up on...

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@WaluuK

3 years

The more you delay to marry, the more they touch your future wife where she wiwi from.. 😭

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Waluu

@WaluuK

2 years

Gents, how true is this?? 😭elo ninshi i bought herbal life in hopes of growing a bum.. 😩😩🚶‍♀️🚶‍♀️

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@WaluuK

9 months

This... 💯🙌🙌

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@WaluuK

2 years

"This Program you're doing you can work anywhere, Companies will just be fighting for you".. Kanshi fya bufi 😭😭😭

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@WaluuK

3 years

To be pounded like ichimpondwa 😪😩

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@WaluuK

2 years

The street may look clean but never walk barefoot..!

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@WaluuK

1 year

Yomaps wakuleka fye 👏👏👏

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@WaluuK

2 years

😭😭😭

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Waluu

@WaluuK

9 months

Mu zambia namo🤦‍♀️ Joe ba mwikata ubuchende muli mosquito net ya pink na sister wakwa fience pa window.... 😭😂🤣🤣 I didn't know people have sex in a mosquito net😭😭😭

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@WaluuK

2 years

Maturity is when you understand that being posted on social media has nothing to do with how faithful your partner is to you..😩😩

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@WaluuK

2 years

The way they become busy after dodaling you,... Those tuma calls and texts tapu tapu kusila.. Ati "babe I'll call you let me close the fridge".. 🤦‍♀️😂🚶‍♀️

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Waluu

@WaluuK

10 months

So some people have already messed up this year🤦 Ifwe elo tule buka reading and liking your posts from my guza.. Kaya bakuma lodge nama HO mwauka bwanji.. 🤣🤣🤣

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@WaluuK

1 year

😭Imwe who is this guy speaking pa Men's conference?? 😭😂😂 Y'all should guard him cz man can spit facts💯🙌🙌 Whats your take on men having standards? Especially pano pa X gents have unrealistic standards for in Telemundo 👀

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Waluu

@WaluuK

2 years

Public Holidays can teach you the importance of having a partner cause what is this.. 😩😩😰😰 Kula ungwa ungwa fye kwati lilomba 🤣🚶‍♀️

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Waluu

@WaluuK

1 year

Another birthday year of waking up without ka "Happy birthday my love" or ka surprise fimo-fimo wala.. Ku buka fye nokui wishinga weka and just be Greatfull for the gift of Life, good health and prosperity... 💯🙏 We try again next year.