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@VituLowry
Lowry~
5 months
This thread will contain youtube essays on various things because I love listening to these while gaming. I'll start with this banger, something I've been trying to convey about being genderqueer but never had the words.
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@VituLowry
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2 years
Hitbox quite literally saved my hands from irreparable ligament damage and kept me playing, something a stick wouldnt have done and pad contributed to. But if that's too much for the fgc then I'm out. Shit is mad corny
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@VituLowry
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5 months
At an invitational, my r1 opponent asks me how many cards are in my hand I say 2. He asks if one is a force of will I give a "hood" nod. You know the one. He plays show and tell I say "resolves" He puts in nothing I put in V Clique and take his FoW It goes coast to coast.
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@VituLowry
Lowry~
3 months
Knowkami sends his regards. He says he's doing okay.
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@VituLowry
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2 years
Oh my god @Romoolla LMAO
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@VituLowry
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1 year
I should make a list of all the things that aren't "allowed" in casual edh just to quantify how absurd some people sound collectively
@Rebel6812
Josh likes shiny math rocks
1 year
I despise this card. 6 mana to reset the game. This is worse than cyclonic rift imo. Rift puts everything back in your hand that maybe you can rebuild. But exile everything is dumb. Why did they give you the option to choose all modes?
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Lowry~
2 years
Normalize just not liking someone because you dont fuck with em without trying to demonize them.
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@VituLowry
Lowry~
1 year
Some years ago in DBFZ, I beat someone in bracket and they said "I'm not shaking your hand, you're not good" I said: "Oh I know. Probably makes it sting more huh?" They said: "Money match me right now" I said: "Shake my hand first" They walked away and I never saw them again.
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5 months
"Why did you lie?" "About what" "The FoW" "This one?" I show him the force, and I see the realization on his face that I took his soul.
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@VituLowry
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5 months
Congrats to Jim for winning this match and staying on the PT!
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@VituLowry
Lowry~
2 years
SCG paid me 75 per article... If I may be vulnerable for a bit, I now am mega-regretful
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@VituLowry
Lowry~
9 months
Some years ago I Ghost Quartered an EDH player playing five color and no basics and they got so mad they packed up and left, saying it's bullshit that I get to play "Unconditional Land Destruction for free"
@_Memo_4302
Memo, the Coach
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Lord Tony is a homie 🫡
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1 year
If casual EDH players were actually ok with playing interaction and having their games not last an hour, it'd be a much less insufferable format
@masoneclark
Mason E-Sports Clark
1 year
What’s your magic take that has twitter ending up like this towards you? Mine is Magic would be a more fun game if we all played less.
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@VituLowry
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5 months
"Pro" Magic players when people win against them in a match.
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@VituLowry
Lowry~
2 years
So many of yall conflate "eat the rich" with "eat anyone that's more comfortable than me" and I'm not about that.
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@VituLowry
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7 months
Me and the homies after winning 15 bucks at the 9 person local:
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@VituLowry
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3 months
If you think Infiltration should come back. I will personally make sure you aren't welcome in NYC events.
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@VituLowry
Lowry~
6 months
@dekillsage That shit is +solar system on hit.
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@VituLowry
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6 months
I don't have a horse in this race but I'm just gonna say there's a reason why so many low variance card games historically failed or never caught on.
@TideTCG
Tide 🍉
6 months
Magic players will be like "man I really love this game but I hate how the land system makes your mana inconsistent" and then never try a different card game
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@VituLowry
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2 years
Oh my god the payoff here is so fucking amazing.
@iamalmostlegend
Mr. Christopher
2 years
Follow-up to the Black Firefighter in Rochester, NY who filed a discrimination lawsuit after attending a party mocking Juneteenth with KFC buckets. The host couple turned on the White tears and “cancel culture can be cruel,” but watch what’s discovered at the end:
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@VituLowry
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2 years
I'm really glad I didnt wind up playing EDH because y'all make it look like the most unfun miserable community to be around. Which is saying a lot because I was on the SCG circuit.
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@Oinkmage
Gabriel Nicholas
2 years
@yoman_5 If my dredge opponent played this instead of cathartic reunion, thrilling discovery, or ox of agonas I would be thrilled. Someone is gonna try it though so technically you are correct.
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1 month
Got 3 people fired from their job on the spot for being transphobic right to my face AMA
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@VituLowry
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6 years
Saw @NYChrisG Pull this off accidentally on stream not too long ago, immediately labbed it and came up with a typical scenario one. Worth optimizing?
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@VituLowry
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2 years
If anyone ever needs a place to chill for a daytime vacation you're more than welcome to come by my place in NYC Vacations are still okay here, and Vacation locations are pretty abundant and easy to get to here.
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@VituLowry
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1 year
The casual commander community is very quickly proving to be the most insufferable MTG community on Twitter Because god forbid someone who is constantly vulnerable and is always putting themselves out there to gain knowledge get slammed for writing about their curiosity.
@Kesswylie
KessWylie 🔜 Gencon #2143
1 year
Surprising how defensive the response to this is. Especially with the article regularly stating “this is something I struggle w/ and I’m writing this in case others are facing this issue, realize this is not applicable to many, and am open to ways to get past these road blocks.
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@VituLowry
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5 months
@haha_Toast He didn't have anything to put in He was trying to bait me is my guess
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@VituLowry
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2 years
This is the most heterosexual question of all time
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@VituLowry
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1 year
There's a difference between an asshole and a genuinely bad person. Hoagland is definitely an asshole, but there are genuinely bad people in the MTG community y'all seem to routinely let slide instead. I don't get why y'all choose to go for the popular option every time.
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@VituLowry
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2 years
If Magic players' only personality trait wasn't just trying to be the smartest[tm] person in the room the competitive scene would actually be worth following and watching.
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@VituLowry
Lowry~
2 years
5 min ago: matched with someone and their first message was "You don't look genderqueer lol" I responded with: "And you don't look anywhere near my league"
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@VituLowry
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2 years
I matched with a baby queer who literally sent me 24 queer memes a day for 3 days.
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@VituLowry
Lowry~
2 years
Take BLM out of your bio.
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@VituLowry
Lowry~
5 months
That "grind" that you're doing? It doesn't fucking matter. Your boss doesn't care, and if you're freelancing you aren't gonna "make it big". Get your sleep. Don't make work your life.
@Solomon_Buchi
Solomon Buchi
5 months
If you’re 30+, please give one piece of advice to everyone who’s between 19 to 29. It can be about anything!
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@VituLowry
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7 years
Pro tip for streamers: Put your address, phone number, and other vital personals under your banned words list. Put them down in as many combinations and variations you can think of, and (if possible), have a purge command ready to go as soon as something slips through.
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@VituLowry
Lowry~
1 year
Louder for the queer MTG players in the ba- *mic cuts off*
@DoctorJonPaul
Jon Paul, Ed.D. (They/Them/Tired)🏳️‍🌈
1 year
FYI:
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2 years
@WhatDanielDo No the hell we dont
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1 year
MTG players will assume the worst in every single person if they don't behave exactly perfect and the replies to this shows that, even when Jake went back and tried to make things right.
@JakeBossMTG
Jake Boss MTG
1 year
I JUST PAID $9 FOR THIS.
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2 years
#ggst_jc Jack-O has real routes now
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@VituLowry
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2 years
I legit almost feel sick reading what others were getting paid and there's nothing I can do about it.
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@VituLowry
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2 years
I cant believe I have to say this but enjoying working out is not fatphobic.
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@VituLowry
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2 years
New home acquired!
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@VituLowry
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10 months
Rizz is originally AAVE. It stands for "romantic charisma" and @KaiCenat is often credited for its origin, though there have been uses of the word dating back to the early 2000s (personal experience)
@emmadpartlow
Emma Partlow, "The Inspector Inspector" 🔍
10 months
what the fuck does "rizz" mean?
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@VituLowry
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7 months
@OkaySway She is. DFO has a whole ass NYC
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11 months
A baby queer on discord called me an egg and I said "Don't ever disrespect me like that again." After a little bit, they apologized. I said: "A big part of identity is agency, and it's important not to take that away" This was my queer elder moment.
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@VituLowry
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2 years
I matched with someone who seemed pretty cool, asked if I wanted to go go a bar for a drink. I told her I would prefer a coffee, as I'm sober. She replied: "You should really try it sometime. I bet you're a joy when you got a little in you" Another immediate unmatch.
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@VituLowry
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2 years
tidbit: Flash Kick gives indestructible because in fighting games, Flash kicks (or DP's) are invulnerable.
@MakeVarahHappen
Galv 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇵🇷
2 years
@ghirapurigears I don't even play Street Fighter but I would love how Gulie can't fire and kick at the same time but can store the charge.
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@VituLowry
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1 year
This is a bit of a tangent but one of the absolute best things about being unapologetically fat and hot and cool is that the extremely hot people I get to fuck regularly are unapologetically into me and that's such a great feeling.
@ArealsigmaMale
A Real Sigma Male
1 year
Bro….
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2 years
I told Kieran I used to play MTG competitively, was semi-pro in Overwatch, and used to play Maplestory non-stop when I was a teenager, and wanted to get into fighting games and they immediately wanted to date me so maybe the FGC just needs to adapt.
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2 years
The entire speedrunning community is based on taking advantage of the issues older games have and cant fix LMAO
@FernachoLibre
Fernando Gomez
2 years
@bmkibler I agree but I don’t recall any Nintendo games or early blizzard games, age of empires having the type of issues modern games have. There’s just such a rush to market and cost cutting that kills franchises.
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4 months
Happy trans day of visibility to all the Black trans people that other queer people conveniently, yet routinely forget.
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@VituLowry
Lowry~
2 years
So I was watching Kieran make this really good sauce for our chicken nuggets today. I see honey and mustard on the table and was like "wtf kind of sauce uses honey and mustard?" They said: "...Honey mustard"
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@VituLowry
Lowry~
1 year
Sub vs. Dub is the most useless, garbage tier, shitstain debate and there's no faster way to get me to never talk about anime with you if you're so adamant either which way.
@RedLightning420
Red ❤️‍🔥
1 year
What's your unpopular anime opinions that will get you this reaction
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2 years
Indian food has never, ever, let me down.
@KevOnStage
Kevín
2 years
Outside of your culture’s food. What food do you enjoy the most?
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2 months
One of my most humbling experiences was a long time ago when a new player asked me to sign a card at ...SCG Dallas? (my leaderboard year). I replied annoyingly and my friend pulled me aside and told me "Some of these people are here because of you. Don't make them regret it"
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2 years
Its 2034 NLBC is completely filled to the brim with players, all playing on 1200hz monitors. DBFZ 3 just released with instant dragon rush, but it doesnt matter, everyone techs it. Rev 2 finally has rollback, Slayer is finally reactable. It was @nycfurby 's plan the whole time
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@VituLowry
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2 years
I hope I dont jinx it but it looks like Kieran and I secured our new home and we'll be moving at the end of December. Still in NYC but a significantly bigger place at a familiar neighborhood <3
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@VituLowry
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1 year
Me at the doctor: Doc: You said you were allergic to tree nuts right? Me, sipping a hazelnut latte: yeah Doc: Me: Doc: Me: ... Me: No wa- Doc: Yes Me: FUCK
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@VituLowry
Lowry~
2 years
So! I will be on a panel at PAX East! Talking about the Evolution of Queer Representation in games! If you're gonna be there, stop by and say hi!
@VituLowry
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2 years
I have a really really *really* big announcement soon =o
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1 year
I would DQ them tbh
@_fwubs_
*:.。. fwubs📈Supernova .。.:*
1 year
Actually such an evil tag to make a TO yell especially at a major LOLLLLLL
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2 years
I would have figured out that I was genderqueer long ago if queer and trans spaces just had more Black people around so I could have someone with experiences I could relate to. I can't help but think of others who just see queerness through a white lens.
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@VituLowry
Lowry~
2 years
Vote
@shukran___
adam
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wyd in this situation ?
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@VituLowry
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2 years
Hi
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Lowry~
1 year
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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@VituLowry
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1 year
I think we should stop glorifying skimping on sleep to grind or whatever.
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@HillaryClinton
Hillary Clinton
2 years
It turns out women enjoy having human rights, and we vote.
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4 months
So wait. A white man is mad that he can't join a community called Black Girl Gamers? Is he stupid?
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@VituLowry
Lowry~
2 years
Hey, new fighting game players This is the most important image you'll see for a very long time.
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@VituLowry
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2 years
Five years with Kieran <3 I love them so much
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1 year
Finally, representation for white people!
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2 years
At SCG Philly a few years ago I got told by my opponent that she "thought [she] saw me on Blacked" ???????????????
@niphette
Haiyue 😈🌹 @[email protected]
2 years
What’s the creepiest thing anyone has said to you over a game of Magic? I have several contenders, but “you remind me of my Japanese ex-wife” still tops my chart 🤢
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2 years
I was very briefly tagged in that hottest men in Magic thingy and 1) I am genderqueer 2) it is super uncomfortable to be tagged in something with implied objectification. Please do not. I'm not mad or anything but like, yeahhhhhh it's kind of weird.
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@VituLowry
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I learned this about 10 years ago and it forever changed my view on queerness as a whole. Wanna know an even more fucked up part? He wasn't even cheating.
@MikelleStreet
Mikelle Street
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You know what I think about at least once a month since I learned it? That Lawrence v Texas, the case that made gay sex between consenting adults legal, was a white gay man calling the cops on his Black gay lover and claiming he had a gun because he caught him cheating.
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@JamesMcCoury It's probably the best play I ever made and I didn't realize it because in my mind I was just like "wouldn't it be funny?"
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@VituLowry
Lowry~
2 years
I think the lesson for this week is "Run your own damn event if you're gonna shit on other events and let's see how you do"
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2 years
MTG Twitter's ability to be more insufferable than queer Twitter is God damn impressive.
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@VituLowry
Lowry~
1 year
I have a very good audiologist and we have found the solution to my hearing loss. 3 days until I can hear fully again =3
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@VituLowry
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2 years
My experience in a nutshell
@TerranSocialist
terran socialist
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So he's doing nothing wrong and you're mad he's doing exactly the thing we tell cis people to do more, expressing gender? Word.
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@VituLowry
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7 years
That dude that called a very well known MTG figure the N-word some months ago for no reason? GOT EEEEEM
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Gimme that hour back right now.
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2 years
btw if you think abortion isn't an inherent right to people with uteruses then you don't exist to me.
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2 years
A reminder that K**mstar is the reason why Etika is dead. I know it's easy for yall to forget about Black people but trans allyship is not redemption for what he's done.
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2 years
I HAVE DONE IT AFTER FIVE YEARS OF DATING KIERAN *I* STOLE *THEIR* HOODIE MWAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAA
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1 year
I feel like I'm the only person that doesn't get upset when losing. Like, the notion that you HAVE to be upset or angry or else you don't care is so weird to me. You can strive to improve without attaching a negatively-charged emotion to it. Doesn't mean you care less.
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Yall have had women hypersexualized and celebrated it for 3 decades now across all kinds of fighting games and a single man showing pecs is where yall break? Pathetic
@HiFightTH
HiFight(ハイファイト)
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What is this camera angle and why do I need to see it every time I open Tekken 8
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This weekend was great <3
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2 years
I'm pretty sure I aced two of the biggest interviews I've ever done in my life and I'm so ecstatic.
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1 year
I think it's a bit interesting that lewd deck boxes are seemingly acceptable now that people we like are on them? I don't particularly have a horse in the race either which way, but the response to one over another is pretty stark.
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Approaching 7 years with Kieran and a year and a half with Mira, 6 years in this polycule. I couldn't be happier.
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7 months
I've never told this story but a long ass time ago at a FG regional, I won a match in winners bracket and they told me I "play like a [R-slur]" I slapped him upside the head and he cowered on the spot Security stepped in, asked what happened. I told them. They kicked him out
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8 months
Male loneliness is real and it's okay. Please be kind. I know some of yall are struggling and it's okay.
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2 years
Well, I guess I'll put this out there: If anyone wants a writer for things like pro wrestling, esports, or fighting games, let's talk. I'm worth it.
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6 months
I'm so tired of white folks hiding behind their marginalization to be racist. Fix that shit. I don't care how. Fix it.
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2 years
MTG Twitter is mad funny because you can say something like "Woah this card might be fun in dragons!" And 3 sweatlords will come out of nowhere with 3 paragraphs explaining shit you simply don't care about.
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1 year
Wtf go away I don't want to talk to Magic players.
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1 year
"You know that has a lot of sugar" "It's a strawberry and banana smoothie I made myself" "Yeah it's still natural sugar and bad for you" "So is being Black in America let me enjoy this"
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6 years with Kieran. =3 I love them more and more every day.
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2 years
SOMEBODY CHECK ON @Kizzie_Kay
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