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As I walk through the valley of shadow of death,i begin wonder,wetin carry me go der............

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Nigeria isn't worth dying for My dad and 171 other senior army officers died in that Ejigbo 1992 military plane crash, as in they died in active service.. What has Nigerian government done for the family? Promising and promising since 1992.. I thank God for where i am today
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Maybe the snail is using the same cream you're using
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That time will come when your mom is gonna need 10k but you'll give her 1M instead
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Pls find this woman somehow, I want to give her the 400k back
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I need a fine female PA.. 100K monthly, you can work from home.. Just receive calls and arrange some Docs
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@EGaraad_ Is this a skit or it's real?
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Went to Mega chicken... 3 Aunty came and started taking pictures with the car..That ain't even a problem with me..The funny thing is, when they finished, I went to the car and opened the door.. 1 of the Auntyz came and was like pls can I make a quick video? I was like ok
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When a baby trips and falls White people : oh my God Jason Black people : no look am or e go cry
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Low budget local ninja turtle
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Why are s people from SE worried about Lagos? Lagos this, Lagos that, Sanwo Olu this, Tinubu that, why don’t you worry about the useless leaders in your region instead of crying about Lagos all the time?
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Dear Patience Ozokwor and Pete Edochie, history will judge both of you for choosing to side with Pitobi, you want him to repeat Anambra failures on Nigeria? God will judge both of you and we the youths won't forget. I understand both of you are hungry but Pitobi is a bad choice
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IPOB now has sleeper cells in Alaba, Ladipo, Computer village and Festac areas, Sanwo Olu should close those markets down and send them back to their caves in SE , Lagos is a Yoruba land
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You bought 2 eggs for 50 naira or you bought 1 and laid 1 yourself??
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Omo i have 12 drones in total, I need to donate them to my BATIFIED people to record APC outdoor activities, I only need the videos later, they can keep the drones....
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When you trip and fall USA = are you okay? UK= are you okay? Nigeria = me sef fall here yesterday....sorry o...you wound?
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Top 10 Most useless banks in the world 1: Access Bank 2: Access Bank 3: Access Bank 4: Access Bank 5: Access Bank 6: Access Bank 7: Access Bank 8: Access Bank 9 : Access Bank 10: ACCESS BANK
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A nigga made it back home from Libya..he's been there since July 2016...bro this nigga looks like a walking Skeleton, he was sold twice, raped, beaten, abused and all..Funny thing is, he was sold to the Libyan rebels by the Nigerian who promised him Europe
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@TheTruthPanther As a Nigerian, I support this, fish all of them out make dem take their own drugs .. #Notodrugs
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Most SARS officers you see on the streets everyday are not even in the police, the Govt don't know them.. The DPOs recruits them
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Sars has declared an all out war against us.. They picked up a guy today and was telling him... Government dey follow us come street? #EndSARS
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We go get igbo president for naija, e go be person wey fit do the job, e go be person wey everybody go support from North, South , East and West, yes e go happen but no be Peter Obi lai lai
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Never voted before, never campaigned before but now that Tinubu is in the race, my people in Ugheli North are going to stage massive rally soon for Tinubu. Yes I'm from Ugheli North, proudly Urhobo and every Urhobo I know will vote Tinubu. Just waiting for something to click
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But Peter Obi get mind sha , e get mind dey run against Tinubu, o ma la ya o , aya ma ko bobo yen ke
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Most igbos supporting Obi are doing so cos they want an igbo president Others supporting him are doing so cos they hate BAT Those agbaya elder statesmen are supporting him cos they can control him Kenneth Okonkwo elenu gbon gbon is just a political Almanjiri /Ashawo
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Once you go into a relationship, you should limit the way you play, talk with the opposite sex if your partner don't like it and stop flirting on and offline... This is my sub 🙂🙂🙂...
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Some people are very heartless sha...met this nigga at the airport in Dubai, asked to call his agent with my phone...guy called the agent and next thing, agent was like shey be yuu don enter? Find your way from there he cut the call 😱😱 omo we called him back, he blocked the #
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This plane crashed at Ejigbo here and it took them 16 hours to get to Ejigbo lol... Nigeria has six large Puma helicopters for search and rescue, not one was okay as they said.. we all know who did the runs but let's shhhhhhh... Nigeria isn't worth dying for
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First time i made semo, walahi I drank it like custard ni... Weray shan danu
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Pirates of the Caribbean is going to flop without Johnny Depp
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@Sports_Doctor2 Stop saying what you don't know, Tinubu worked for the American companies Arthur Andersen, Deloitte, Haskins, & Sells, and GTE Services Corporation.[14] After returning to Nigeria in 1983, Bola Tinubu joined Mobil Oil Nigeria, and later became an executive of the company
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Supporting 2 or 3 small scale business people this year, some people on my TL may see your post and help too .. Just tell me what you need and please don't dm me..
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They've opened over 10 spaces since yesterday cos of BAT after uncle Dele Alake's lecture 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Obidiots no fit sleep well again
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Starting a smart home system school here...when I'm done learning, I'll need a team in Nigeria... like you can talk to your house the way you talk to siri...put on the TV just by saying it, put on the lights, shut the door and all
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Most of em that died are the breadwinners in their fam... Nigerian government keeps telling them to come back today, come back tomorrow since 1992
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Peter Obi was a useless Governor, go to verify Peter Obi is a liar, go and verify Peter is a bigot, go and verify
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Nigerian girls ain't stingy, where dem wan see money buy Ps4? 😂😂😂😂😂😂 girls wey dey find person wey go buy hair for them...anyone wey buy u ps4,marry am
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Can Nigerian girls ever take their bfs out on a date and pay?
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Lmaaaaooo when we got to Diamond bank, one of them was like, we can drop here pls...we'll get bus or napep back to Apple Junction😭😭😭😭 they weren't even Goin to ago area,they just followed me cos of videos for snap...lmaaaaooo I'm still surprised
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@Craigs_VCR @krazii_geniius Racist
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One thing you should know about business is..small investments are the best. My ice block gives me like 50 to 60k daily and 100k weekends My cement mixer is 30k per day for rent Block making machine is like 50k per day for rent also
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People with rich parents no know wetin God do for them... Having a good headstart in life isn't easy mehn
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@agenezeek @ShehuZubair All of you in Kogi plus Yahaya Bello are mad together
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I remember when I enter danfo one day..just wanted to feel it again..I paid for the whole seat at the back and Conductor was like... Egbon se kin bayin wa pillow
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When you spend the whole day with your gf and you about to go home around 12am Gf : are you leaving You : yes Gf : but you just got here You : been here since 7am Gf : sigh You : what Gf : do you really love me?
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My dad and some didn't die from the crash, they died from suffocatiin cos help didn't get there fast, it took the useless Nigerian government about 16 hours later when the first corpse was eventually lifted from the site...16 hours
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This is the crash site and the a Nigerian Air Force Lockheed C-130H Hercules and this is what it looks like if you care to see.. All 3 engines failed, crashed like 4-5 minutes after take off...
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Follow him to the company they sell the bike, I want to see the new bike, I'll take the bill
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I really don't know how to use twitter but I decided to help. On my way to get food from my hostel (obafemi Awolowo university) this baba was riding and I stopped him, in my mind I'm like what kinda bike is this? I sha entered I had no choice because there were no bikes around.
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The most annoying thing is the top military commanders were busy having a party at Ikeja Cantonese that day, even after they heard, they said there was no Helicopter..it was Aero Contractors, provided them with one and they still went there late
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Lagos belongs to Yoruba people plus Lagos will remain APC, no matter how many IPOB/LP you bring from their caves in SE
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Pls if you can't go to Europe through the normal way....don't try to go through Libya...it's not by force...99.9 % of African girls are sex slaves there.... Suffer your suffer in your country...God will answer you one day
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@tgsltd1 @CollinsUma Omo if dem put your brain inside cheetah, e go begin run like snail
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Before your next birthday, you'll be everything you wish to be ijn
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Dear people, please let's make #ENDSARS trend again...it won't take you nothing to type #ENDSARS and post it... SARS got worst after the end sars thing
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people and living fake ehn..a guy came to me yesterday, Pluto abeg I wan use your car snap...i was like OK..nigga got in, opened snapchat, next thing I'm hearing... It's ur boy J, Just got this AMG,2018 here we come, all yo bitches wana ride with me, Hola at me. Omo I was shocked
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When I get to Nigeria, 4 important things I'm doing 1: going to any hospital to pay bills for some kids that needs it 2: going to the orphanage to drop food and other stuff 3: cooking and giving beggars 4: go back home and thank God for everything..
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the pilot attempted to make a return to base then a second one failed too and they decided to ditch the aircraft inside the Ejigbo Canal and even deployed the water landing but then 3rd engine also failed
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Type @ who ever pops up is owing you 2k Airtime
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Na only Tinubu fit do am
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Immediately the aircraft took off from the airport, the engines started failing. A C-130 has four engines, two on each side. It can manage with three or in worse conditions, with two (one on each side) but on this very day, one of the engines packed up
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@MrOdanz Exactly, we don't support rape and we don't support Twitter court.... If they come for any guy with accusations without proof , every guy should defend him untill he's proven guilty.. We should also stay behind the accuser untill the end result comes then we know who is guilty
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I want to send some people money...drop accounts
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@yankeeplug_ So Tinubu was in Govt when my dad's military plane crashed in 1992 when IBB was head of state or Tinubu has been president and decided not to give the widows the money they owe them or what nonsense are you posting on my TL? Don't ever bring my dad to anything here again
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