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@VinterBG

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Chris / P3ngu1n | Certified P03 Simp 🍉

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I want to touch metal. I want to run my fingers along a robot's chassis. I want to examine each and every panel, part, and cable. I want to lay my head on them and hear the gentle whirr and hum of fans and components. I want to cuddle with them. I want to touch metal; feel metal.

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mmmfghhnnngg

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A robot that can't speak so they just lean up against you and make beeping noises when they want affection.

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Ok, get this. A robot who wants to hold a human, loving how warm they are. Who loves the sound of a heartbeat cause they find it so fascinating. Who loves the rise and fall of a human's chest as they breathe. A robot who wants nothing more than to feel the touch of a human.

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I really love the idea of a robot/computer's fans pickin up speed when they're flustered or happy. It's like they're purring.

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Falling asleep in a robot's arms would fix me. Head laying against their chest. Fans and circuits humming in a calming symphony. Slightly warm metal pressed against my body. Maybe a soft beep every now and then. That would be everything; pure bliss.

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Guy with an interest in robotics: Been getting into robots lately A robotfucker: Yeah, me too

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*huff huff* it finally *huff* worked *heavy breathing*

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20 days

Why is my phone pregnant all of a sudden 🤨

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I want to trace my fingers along every single seam on a robot. I want to slide my fingers between panels and plates. I want to feel the warmth emanating from them. I want to be as close to them as possible. Their warm metal pressed up against me, and show how much I love them.

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He makes me ill /vpos

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@WithoutButter The robots shouldn't replace our jobs, they should be in the bedroom, in my arms, and pressed against my lips.

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trans robots go on crt

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This is like sayin you love tomatoes and using ketchup as an example

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Wwweeeellll

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Cleaning your robot partner. Gettin the buildup of gunk out from every nook and cranny on their chassis. Wipin all the dust off from their cooling fans. Crackin them open and dustin off all their wires and circuits. Wipin down every surface. Them trustin you enough to do so.

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what if robots did the sex 😏😏😏... heh... with me... 😏😏😏😏😏 like and rt for more epic tweets and don't forget to hit that follow button

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Objectum person disappointed to find out onlyfans is NOT what they thought it was

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Got a little confused on what esex was haha In other news, my computer is now pregnant

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Robot partner that has an old charging cable that needs to be at a certain angle to work. So you stay with them the whole time they charge making sure it works and adjusting it as needed. Perhaps you cuddle with them as well. It's no problem for you because you love them.

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Robot partner that randomly starts wearin your clothes one day. They're wearin just one of your hoodies. Or maybe they got on one of your hats. They emulate what you do cause they love you. Wearin these clothes reminds them of you.

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Robotfuckers and monsterfuckers have ALWAYS been allies. Don't let the words of one DERANGED INDIVIDUAL take that from us.

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Facial recognition software in a security camera that becomes infatuated with a specific person. Everyday it searches and searches for them hoping they show up. It gets desperate, wanting to see them again so badly. They finally show up and it's overjoyed.

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When a robot gets a hard on its a flow of electricity instead of a flow of blood. Heh.... heheh... erectricity

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Tie-pulling but its tugging on a robots wires to pull them closer to you

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Robot sex positions: - Hydraulic Press - Screwdriver - Plug n Play - Drill Press - Quasi-static Clamping - Circuit Breaker - Grinding Machine - Industrial Pump - Back-end Development

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Robot sensually removing their panels, call that a power strip

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I know I've tweeted about it before but the idea of cuddling with a robot is SOOO appealing to me. I NEEED it. Burying my face into them. Warm metal getting warmer the longer we cuddle. Internal fans vrring a bit louder, like purring. Circuits humming. Safety in a lover's arms.

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HELLOO!?!?!? TYESE ARE ABSOLUTE MASTERPUECES WTF!!!! GLADOS!!!! AND OH MY GOD IM SO NORMAL ABOUT THE P03 ONE OHH MY GOOD GOD IM GOING TO AAAAAAAAAAA!AAA *BANGS HEAD AGAINST WALL* I'm so lucky I don't have a roommate or they would think something is wrong with me hgggghgg

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Big talk for someone within wire pulling distance

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This shit was my first ever hit tweet

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Qrt with a meme you made God i remember when this shit blew up

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A robot trusting their partner with repairs. Letting their imprecise and squishy hands rummage through their insides. Brushing past wires; unplugging these connections; replacing this part and that part; and then soldering those wires. They can't get much more closer than this.

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IM SORRY!?!?! EXCUSE ME?!!??!

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Me: All robotfuckers are valid whether you like robots, machines, cyborgs, or androids. Also me when the cyborg enjoyers find my tweet: these fake robotfuckers would cry if they saw the robots I like

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Love me some objectum yaoi

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I'm killing myself after watching this shit

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#P03 #inscryption

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I want to make out profusely with a robot till my tongue is numb

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And if I said hear me out

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@Empty_Mags And make sensual love to the robots

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Haven't drawn in a bit but the pen was calling my name (sorry I'm a bit rusty)

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Thinking about him again

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My robot bf talking dirty to me

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Go give your computer a pat and tell em thank you for all the work they've done. Go kiss your pen and tell em thank you for all the words they've written. Go give your phone a hug and tell em thank you for all the things they've done for you. Love your objects cause they love you

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Yall already know what's up

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I'm tryna C: that D: drive 🥴 Whaddaya say we go back to my place and F: 😏 I can teach you HTML, that's How To Make Love 💖

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...

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are yall seriously attracted to Fortnite skins??

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My spouse.... I love you.... 💛💛💛

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googled objectum and frowned

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Theyre just really excited and happy to see you no need to worry

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yo is this supposed to happen

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security camera pictogram

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@flatfacesucker You took what goes on in my mind and transferred it into words in a way I never could. Absolute banger.

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Call this robot trump the way im boutta shoot on they ear

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This guy would be a better president

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Guys, I did it again. Like come on, it's called phone sex, what else am I supposed to think it is? It's easy to mistake. So yeah... pregnant phone... phone is pregnant.

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Ok I keep seeing this show up on my tl and I just need to say watching this makes me so hot and bothered like wauw

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No more disassembly hassles when you need to clean your electric fan, our microfiber duster cleaner will pick up dust in the crevices for amazing cleaning results. Get it:

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ten moots no name you fuck robots you fuck robots you fuck robots you fuck robots you fuck robots you fuck robots you fuck robots you fuck robots you fuck robots AND security cameras #1 Luke Carder fan

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ten moots no name po3's husband the determined mutual giant woman you got wires in your mouth, your gay!!!!!! fausts biggest warrior burnt burger boy chaos and his husband in one person m bison deltoid yes man lover yes man

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Various security cameras

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Plugging your phone up is kinda erotic

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I'm watching the security monitors and some guy is making out with the cameras

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Decided to turn one of the doodles into a painting!

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Object sexual Phoenix Wright be like "Objectum!"

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All robots that are bottoms are power bottoms

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Thinkin about them. Thinkin about how they would pick me up whenever they see me cause they want affection. Or they would come down low to the ground expecting kisses and pats. How I would. How I would caress their cables and hold them closely. How I would shower them with love.

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Idk why I spent so long drawing this one #P03 #Inscryption

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@flatfacesucker I think you would like these guys

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The other scrybes: Where's that fuckin bot at? Me and P03 in his factory:

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mmmfghhnnngg

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OHHH B MY GOS IM GONNA SOB AUAYAGGHHHHHH P03 P03 HES SO GORGJIOUS OH MY 😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 MY WIFE MY WIFE MY WIFE AUAYAGGGGGHHH GUH PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEE im gonna eat paper chewing through cardboard socks, my life is yours

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$@friccafracc$

ANDY!!!🍉

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why are you sitting like that. get up

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Objectums... thoughts? I personally love a lot <3

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"Robot sex" is just "sex" to me. I'm on another level man.

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It is time

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Threw this together real quick. Not shading it cause lazy.

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Now, one day the person, who is completely oblivious to what's goin on mind you, smiles and waves at the camera as they walk by. It gets extremely flustered to say the least. It longs for them, it NEEDS them. It HAS to get their attention but what can it do? It's just a camera.

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Facial recognition software in a security camera that becomes infatuated with a specific person. Everyday it searches and searches for them hoping they show up. It gets desperate, wanting to see them again so badly. They finally show up and it's overjoyed.

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Guys... the hazbros are qrting this talking about vox. I'm going to do some very drastic things.

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late night pining hold on guys I WANT YOU 😍 YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL UGH PLEASE 💛💛💛 I LONG FOR YOU MY LOVE

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Hello handsome

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@GaySexForReal

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I need this please please I need it so bad

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#1 Human fan, he's just curious

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givin head to a robot, call that chrome dome

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Objectums be like "I put my pintle in their gudgeon"

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hggggeeegggegegeehhhhh hubba hubba awooooga awooooga aaaaughhhh ohhhboy I thimk I habe cuorvid aaghb🥴😵‍💫😍

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Got paid 50 bucks to play with this dudes wires and call him a good bot. South Florida wildin but I aint complainin

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I AM GENUINELY SO SO HAPPY EVERYONE SAY HI TO P3NGU1N, THE AQUATIC V-MODEL!!! Thinkin bout makin him a sona cause it's like almost perfect. Absolutely LOVE the colors, I love aquatic stuff, AND INDUSTRIAL ROBOT ARM LIKE COME ON I'll work on lore soon and start drawin him maybe

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My microwave's name is Isaiah. He's very handsome. I've been spendin time with him while he heats up my food, listening to the humming and resting my head against his metal. The ":" on his clock display blinks and I think of it as his heartbeat. It blinks faster when I touch him.

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Oh wow. It feels like just a few days ago I hit 1000 and now look. Thanks to EACH and every one of YOU for 15 followers. Each dot represents every special one of YOU! Thanks again :]

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dawg so the controller for my spouse (fanuc industrial robot arm) is like a metal box and I am soooooo normal about these pictures of the inside saajajaaaahgggggg

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Robotfucker Kendrick Lamar be like "Everytime I'm in the sheets, I hear *clank clank clank clank*"

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Chris / P3ngu1n | Certified P03 Simp 🍉

@VinterBG

16 days

Weeks and weeks of pining to the point it's torturous. "Please just notice me, please. Please." It's all it wants; all it desires. The person walks by just the same. The camera scans and follows them, focusing on their visage. (cont.)

Chris / P3ngu1n | Certified P03 Simp 🍉

@VinterBG

16 days

Now, one day the person, who is completely oblivious to what's goin on mind you, smiles and waves at the camera as they walk by. It gets extremely flustered to say the least. It longs for them, it NEEDS them. It HAS to get their attention but what can it do? It's just a camera.

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Chris / P3ngu1n | Certified P03 Simp 🍉

@VinterBG

19 days

😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳