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Proud Bharatiya. JAI HIND 🇮🇳 Here for | Humor | Sarcasm | Politics | Cricket | 🆎️

Rourkela, Steel City, Odisha
Joined October 2010
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@VikasAgarwalll
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6 years
Default setting doesn't mean that one can't change it with a remote. Don't we change NDTV immediately if we switch on tv and find it on screen?
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Walking inside the iconic Grand Bazaar of Istanbul and I 'm not at all surprised to see shopkeepers taking names and singing songs of Amitabh & Salman to draw my attention. What surprises me is the fact that in their conversation they curiously ask about MODI too. #ModiMeinHaiDum
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The other thing common between these two legends besides being the undisputed king in their respective fields is their birth year. Both are 1942 born.
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3 years
Have compiled non vocal part of some of Amitabh Bachchan's swag songs. Enjoy guys !
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1 year
@RJDforIndia इस फिल्म से पहले एक फिल्म आयी थी, कलाकार एव फिल्म का नाम बताने की कृपया करें।
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@sachin_rt 100 days since we friends went to Havelock in Andamans! The island offered everything we wanted, and more. Gorgeous locations combined with wonderful Taj hospitality left us with a treasure trove of memories. India is blessed with beautiful coastlines and pristine islands.
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@suprsuraj beacause IQ of Kohli's fans is still less than the runs scored by MSD.
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5 years
Amitabh Bachchan answering Amitabh Bachchan's puzzle. 😉😎
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T 3442 - GUESS .. ???
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8 years
When a bowler takes 3 in 3 balls it's called hat trick. When he takes 2 & 3rd gets run out ,its called Hardick :P
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@Rubina_BigB_EF for me its a hat trick ..!!! You got a problem with that .. eh ?? heheehahahahaha
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@ImKeshavSoni He's perfectly eligible to be a senior leader in Congress. Hatred for Hindus, blind love for Muslims and the capability to speak nonsense at the speed and volume of Supriya Shrinate, he has it all.
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@AJENews World needs a law to ban Al Zazeera.
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1 year
@imMAK02 Today Hindus are celebrating Akshay Tritiya. Have you seen any video of Hindus dancing in front of worship places of other faith, chanting provocative slogans, playing genocidal pop music, and hoisting flag on it? Or screaming from loudspeakers 5 times a day? #AkshayaTritiya
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@_sabanaqvi @DDNational @JioCinema The free to air DD Sports is telecasting Olympics live if you actually want to watch. To outrage please focus on pot holes on roads or water logging.
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5 years
Celebrating Bachchan......far away from the glare of twitter and facebook. These are the fans that give Big B immense strength even at 76.
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@tanmoyofc @Adil_INC_ @AkshathaRaviku2 @asmatasleem13 @Sai_INDIA007 @phoenixpaul2023 @EnvironGanguly North door is completely closed for rice bag converts. That's the difference.
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@SurrbhiM Tell your mother that my mother says that Navin Patnaik is in awe of Modi and considers him as a role model. Tell your mother to focus less on Odisha and more on you.
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@BBCNews Your forefathers plundered the wrong Kohinoor from India or else we would have been spared of such nonsense journalism.
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@SrBachchan Sir, Loved this quote .. अगर परछाइयाँ कद से और बातें औकात से बड़ी होने लगे तो समझ लो सूरज डूबने ही वाला है।
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@prettypadmaja @sardesairajdeep 2.61 is almost 23% more than 2.13 and we all know how much even an extra 1% compounds over the years. Rajdeep as always is either being stupid or is lying.
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@arulbharathi05 Rice bag spotted.
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@ANI He is happy that someone flung slippers on the PM. He probably doesn't know that his father as a PM was first hit with a Rifle and then with a bomb. His PM dadi was hit with 32 bullets. This man is deprived of brain and is shameless.
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@AUThackeray Had your Grand-father been alive he would have slapped you hard for dishing such nonsense. You ditched your alliance partner and allied with anti-Hindu forces. Electoral ups and downs are a part of any political journey. Also don't forget that you are still in the opposition both
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@RVCJ_FB Suyash Sharma of KKR needs a hair-cut
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10 years
SHOLAY- 30 cr collection in 1975. Factor for ticket inflation- 50 times Factor for Population Inflation- 2 Adjusted gross today = 3000 cr
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@devduttmyth Dig the farm of Congress MP Dhiraj Sahu and you may find even older coins.
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@GautamGambhir Even Kohli is more cultured than him.
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@bilalify_ What about the right of a 10th gen Muslim woman? At least a Chamar Hindu woman has 100% right over her husband.
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@one_by_two Because she's fears competition in her acting career from new entrants like Sunita Kejriwal and Atishi Marlena.
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@JhaSanjay Let's wait for the correct figure of India's GDP from official sources in China and Pakistan.
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@Dr_Syyeda Being one of the four wives is how empowered they are. 😅
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43 years since this iconic image, only one of these 4 top brands has survived and flourished.
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@ARanganathan72 Meanwhile Rajdeep has demanded RBI to replace Rs 2000 note with Rs 2002 note.
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@GauravPandhi When Dawood Ibrahim throws a party does anyone shoot or hurl bombs? Everyone knows who creates mischiefs and why are gatherings of Congress spared!
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@ArvindKejriwal Sir are you affiliated to #SIMI ? #Curiosity
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@rohini_sgh @AdilZainulbhai Adil ke paas 2bhk nahi hai. Why are you after his naukari you jealous lady?
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@SalTeaks Next time you score 40 out of 100 please celebrate because you had scored 35 last time and this is 14% improvement. Where as I after scoring 99 will stay sad as I scored 90 last time and mine is just 10% improvement. Where's the party for the stupendous linear growth bro? 😁
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@amoxcicillin1 Such political masterstrokes have reduce Congress from 400+ sests in 1984 to 44 in 2014. 😂
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@TheBarmyArmy And this is the power network in the country of Englishmen. 😂
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@BattaKashmiri Lot of credit to Naveen Patnaik for that. He may have lost this time owing to his frail health but in the last 25 years of his rule not once did he try to make Odisha a jihadi state. Ppl of Odisha are truly secular and progressive and reject the anti hindu politics of Congress.
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5 years
Seems like they are cousins of Gulabo Sitabo. 😂😂
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@sardesairajdeep Pic 1 - Sushil Kumar winning Olympic medal Pic 2 - Sushil Kumar being taken to Tihar for the murder of a fellow wrestler. Please don't confuse sporting prowess as a character certificate.
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@CricCrazyJohns With family or without family? What was the question?
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@mufaddal_vohra Look who is talking! Such a horrible player and captain. 🤮
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Saw this decorated wedding car on street today and one thing that stood out was the fact that at 76, Amitabh Bachchan still has his sublime presence almost everywhere.
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@ANI Please vote for stability and development like you are witnessing in West Bengal. 😃
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@ArvindKejriwal सुप्रीम कोर्ट ने ही सिसोदिया का बेल नामंजूर किया। फिर दिन भर हाय तौबा क्यों मचाते हो ट्विटर पर ? जरा सोचो सुप्रीम कोर्ट कितना हर्ट फील करता होगा।
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@Kavitastocks You are entirely wrong to assume only a 0.5-1% move if NDA comes to power. In all probability NDA will cross 360 and index will see 4-5% upward move.
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@sakshijoshii @RahulGandhi So much sermon to India's PM of 2 terms by a man in his 50s who is not even a MP and has not even been a minister in some state government. No wonder INC is a subject of ridicule everywhere.
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@baxiabhishek @BCCI @gujarat_titans Playing in a team sport no way takes away the right of an individual to express his thoughts on any issue. Whether he posts it again or deletes it is none of the business of anyone. Bigots are the people who can't see love jihad.
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@joybhattacharj @DjokerNole Boris Becker had won 4 grand slams by the age of 21 but he finished with only 6 in his career. Making a long-term prediction in tennis is tricky. 😊
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@JaikyYadav16 @Pawankhera @SupriyaShrinate सोचना टैक्स फ्री है। जी भर कर सोचो। 😂
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@ArvindKejriwal 130 करोड़ के समर्थन से ही ये कचरा साफ़ अभियान चल रहा है।
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@suprsuraj RCB fans are no better than their team. 🤣🤣😂😂
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@DishPatani 🙈😆
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@mufaddal_vohra True, RCB fans need to be patient. They have waited just for 16 years.
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@SrBachchan You would need close to 9 months to reply to all followers if you reply @ 1 follower per second. That's how big #AB16Million is.
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@Nher_who Kasparov was unnecessarily tagged and so he stepped in. Supporters of the retard won't understand the difference. 😂
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@bilalify_ You want to counter the current evils of Islam by talking about Hindu practices that's forbidden since long. Truth hurts I know. 😄
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@SitaramYechury Are you aware that Xi Jinping is on a mission to demolish all the mosques in China? Please tag him in your tweet.
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@AUThackeray First get rid of that loud speaker Priyanka from your party. 😃
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@svaradarajan In other words: 1. India had no soul before 1947. 2. India's soul can be amended from time to time. 3. Kashmir had two souls for many decades.
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@MamataOfficial Salam walekum didi. People have four months to change the notes. They are free to use without changing too. Where is the problem?
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@KreatelyMedia @myogiadityanath @kpmaurya1 @Uppolice @DmMuzaffarnagar What surprises me is that nobody objects or highlights such madness when it's still work-in-progress.
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@JhaSanjay If done with giving 60 reasons for BJP then now please give atleast one reason why Congress kicked you out from their party.
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@vibewidyou 1. He didn't make his family members rule and ruin India. 2. Next is fulfilling the wishes of a billion Hindus by paving the way for a Ram temple.
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@hvgoenka Mostly the major Steel houses. One of them saw their shares zoom close to 30x in last one year to 1000+ levels.
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Celebrating Bachchan.....24x7x365
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Boy: My Father's Name is Laughing And My Mother's Name is Smiling. Teacher: You Must be Kidding ? Boy: No, That's My Brother, I am Joking :P
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केडिया जी, में भी अग्रवाल हूँ और हम सब ओडिशा के अग्रवाल इस केजरीवाल की हरकतों से शर्मिंदा हैं। आप अग्रवाल समाज के उन इक्का दुक्का लोगों में से हैं जो इस गिरगिट को पसंद करते हैं।
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रहा सवाल ख़ानदान का, में भी @ArvindKejriwal के ख़ानदान से आता हूँ। में भी अग्रवाल समाज से हूँ। नोटेबंदी, जीएसटी और सीलिंग से दिल्ली का अग्रवाल समाज तो तुमसे दूर हो ही चुका था, बची कसर आपने आज उनको गाली दे के पूरी कर दी। आपने आज देश के सबसे ईमानदार व्यापारी समाज को गाली दी है।
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@iihtishamm Such poor losers but not unexpected from a rotten Paki journo.
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@PChidambaram_IN Even at gunpoint any true Indian won't post such tweet. You and your party stink ! 👎
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@Javedakhtarjadu 15th August and 26th January. Celebrate the motherland. It's holiday too so all can party. But both days being dry days may be a spoiler.
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@imChikku_ Yes yes they can .............IF they come back to power. 😄😄
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@kharge Agents of Pakistan and China spreading negativity always. #Shame
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16/03/2012 at 4.36pm. Get this ?? Split up in group of two and add: 16+03+20+12+43+6=100. A Century of Centuries by Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar.
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@JhaSanjay Why do you troll the Gandhis so often? You don't need to mention "Bar" everytime.
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@Chacha_huu This man also created/fathered many children but all are dying of hunger.
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@ikamalhaasan India supports Kamal !! (Lotus)
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@MamataOfficial Salam Walekum didi. Modi got 30 extra Loksabha seats in the elections after demonetisation and that happened because the common man supported him. Politicians make noise because they suffer most.
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Ha ha.. Frnds close & not so close calling me after watching #Wazir 2 congratulate on such a brilliant movie. One of d perks of being an EF.
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@Delhiite_ Kohli said this to a 3rd consecutive time elect. His jibe was aimed at third time fail leader who feels he is God's gift to mankind.
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@rohini_sgh News channels are not wealthy enough to afford giving 2bhk to everyone they hire and therfore cash rewards
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@softgrowl It's like Kohli having the highest ODI runs but Babar Azam being the highest ranked ICC player. Taxation is not based on networth but on the actual current income.
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@TusharG BTW how does it feel to realise that Indira and sons have milked Gandhi surname more than the actual descendents?
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@ReallySwara We did vote for the first pic. 🚩🚩
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@ukilaw If pak cricketers take the field in the 2nd test with black arm bands then the news will get confirmed.
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@GemsOfCricket Glad the pic isn't from 2008.
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Exposing the identity of others on social media and then talking about your kid's privacy in a stadium full of spectators and cameras. 😂 #AnushkaSharma #DramaQueen
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@imkevin149 IPL trophy in that case is an orphan.
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@ShashiTharoor Why I.N.D.I.A. ? The Congress led new alliance should be called C.H.I.N.A. Congress Heralded Indian Notorious Alliance
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@SrBachchan Only In Film industry does Yusuf Khan becomes Dilip Kumar and Dilip Kumar becomes A R Rehman. :-)
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The prettiest stadium that I've been to. #INDvsENG #HockeyWorldCup2023 #Rourkela
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@ANI 3rd straight defeat for Congress seems to have damaged his brain.
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@deepsealioness Hindis are not stupid, they are just scared of terrorists.
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@RVCJ_FB And those who have their eyes 100% shut see is.
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@kcvenugopalmp Robot or puppet whatever one may call him not only failed as a PM but also silently led the most corrupt set of ministers ever for over 10 years. Congress is a rotten party that will become extinct like dinosaur in next few years.
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@SrBachchan What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus? ...........He waits for it at the next stop !
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