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Our day will come, and we’ll have everything. Instagram: @phuckyoairbrush / @bqueerlove

Johannesburg, South Africa
Joined January 2009
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@Vida15
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3 years
😩 A story told in 4 parts:
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@Vida15
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11 months
I’ve been going back to watch old The Oprah Winfrey Show episodes and ya… 🫣
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@Vida15
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3 years
Andrew Garfield seems like such a genuinely nice person.
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@Vida15
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2 years
Our seafood paella >>>
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1 year
@terrellgrice @kellyclarkson “N**gas love them some Kelly Clarkson” - @crissles 😂🤣
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@Vida15
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3 years
I am… dancing?
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3 years
I told her meet me at the airport. My London ting!!! Cassper Nyovest x Alie Keyz x Raye - Summer Love
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3 years
I can’t even lie, I’m so envious of people who still have moms. Izolo, I watched my friend reunite with his mom after quite some time apart and I was thrilled for them, it was so beautiful. About an hour later, I felt the emptiest I’ve been in a long while. Oi, 🥺
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1 year
Honestly…
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WITHOUT GOOGLING Name a famous historic battle.
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1 year
Drive out of Joburg for lunch with the wife.
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@Vida15
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3 years
✌🏾
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@Vida15
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2 years
Happy birthday, buddy! 🎈
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@Vida15
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3 years
weekend. ❤️
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@Vida15
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3 years
Okay?! 🔥 Rassie van der Dussen spitting, this morning. @Rassie72 @OfficialCSA
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1 year
Pay up, @SAFA_net
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@Vida15
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3 years
Struggling to think of a more perfect day. ☺️
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3 years
Hydra Vizor. ☺️
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@Vida15
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3 years
What's the earliest you've ever quit a new job?
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@Vida15
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11 months
Understanding each other’s childhood wounds & a commitment to mutual healing.
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@Vida15
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3 years
A VERY different cover of “Valerie”. 😍
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@Vida15
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3 years
“Don't know why there's no sun up in the sky. Stormy weather.” ☁️
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@Vida15
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3 years
Randomly thinking about how Selimathunzi used to raid people’s fridges and how I used to live for that nonsense 😂
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@Vida15
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3 years
Feeling better now. 🥴
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@Vida15
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3 years
January photo dump. 😅
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@Vida15
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3 years
You deserve someone who is upfront about their intentions and feelings.
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3 years
Four-day work weeks in our lifetime 🕯 🕯
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@Vida15
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3 years
“A sunflower field is like a sky with a thousand suns.” #dowhatmovesyou #BacardiHolidayClub
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@Vida15
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1 year
Nothing funnier than people being pissed off at Venus Williams for doing what she wants. “Is she not concerned about her win-loss rate?” Be for fucking real, she has a win rate of 74.84% over 29 years. That’s pure class. “She’s too old.” Martina played till she was 49. 🤷🏾‍♂️
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@Vida15
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3 years
😚
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@Vida15
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3 years
@Teddynkonde @SibuBailey 😂😂😂😂😂 sonke. Noma singakwazi. Buns and ama*e*de to the wall.
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@Vida15
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2 years
Ilanga lishonile. 😥
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@Vida15
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3 years
Didn’t expect this, but… 😂 hello, @Sithelosenkosi
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@Vida15
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1 year
📈
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2 years
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@Vida15
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3 years
Last lunch. ✈️
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@Vida15
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3 years
If you see this, post a mirror selfie.
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If you see this, post a mirror selfie.
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@Vida15
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3 years
When your one and only meeting for the morning is cancelled. ☺️ Ya, san’bona…
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11 months
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@Vida15
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3 years
Merry Christmas, baby. 🎄😌☺️
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3 years
This had me cackling
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@Vida15
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3 years
SUNDAY
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@Vida15
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3 years
@HlubiMboya Deepest condolences to you and the families, Hlubi. ❤️
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@Vida15
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3 years
Isebenzile iAction SA, hey?
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@Vida15
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11 months
Only catching ✈️ for the foreseeable future.
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@Vida15
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1 year
Post your profile pic ❤️
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@Vida15
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2 years
When she said, “I’m thinking of [bringing] someone,” we didn’t know…
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her only guest being the bump >
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@Vida15
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3 years
Today is the most important day for me since I began here. Wish me luck, y’all.
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@Vida15
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3 years
Umgqibelo.
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@Vida15
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1 year
I just randomly thought of Faye Peters aka Vivian Majozi. I wonder where she is and what she’s up to now.
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1 year
Yesterday. I was doing my best to ignore the Monday dread. Great Sunday celebrating @Phinda_N ♥️
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@Vida15
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3 years
“I’ll let you decide: your place or mine. But it’s overdue, and I can’t wait to get a taste… I’m not tryina make you be mine. Taste. It just feels like one of those nights…”
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@Vida15
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3 years
@halleberry She said
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@Vida15
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1 year
Good morning. ☀️
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@Vida15
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3 years
The boy and his many faces.
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@Vida15
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11 months
My happy place.
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@uche_nnay
favourite_igbo_boy
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Favourite book photos Let’s have it 😍
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@Vida15
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1 year
Let me update that LinkedIn profile. 😅
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@Vida15
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3 years
Currently at a wedding with the wife. You can tell by my eyes that I’m in need of sleep. 😅
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@Vida15
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3 years
Great weekend celebrating umngane wethu. You’re forty, but you still have more energy than all of us put together, @Mhanintsongo 🎈
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@Vida15
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3 years
S U N D A Y
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3 years
@Bonang Asiy’phuze, baby.
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3 years
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3 years
Twelve years ago on this day. Ngaze nga young. 🥴😅
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3 years
There is absolutely no reason for me to be awake at this hour. 😩🙆🏾‍♂️
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@Vida15
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3 years
Kwaze kwamnandi e-earth.
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3 years
In pursuit…
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3 years
Lemme get that…
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3 years
Friendship. What an amazing concept.
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3 years
Your parents at sunset. 🥰
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3 years
I just want us to be this excited. 🥺
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@Vida15
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2 years
What a time. 😍 #ANP2022 @afronation
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3 years
🌞
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3 years
Indoda must wake up to FIRE birthday nudes. It me, I am indoda. 🥰
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3 years
Don’t fall on it. ⛔️
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3 years
😂 many, many years ago. This is my favourite me.
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3 years
September photo dump. ☺️
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@Vida15
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3 years
Joburg thunderstorms are such a thrill. I can sit by my window and just watch lightning streaks as far as the Westrand. 😍
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3 years
I love you, @rogerfederer ❤️
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3 years
What I want for Christmas iOledi lami.
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@Vida15
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3 years
Me as a therapist:
@Siviwe_G
Siviwe Gwarube
3 years
Me as a therapist: sembi kengoku.
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3 years
Brandy digging on Kelly Clarkson’s cover of Almost Doesn’t Count? Anyone who knows anything about me knows my obsession with these two. Vocal OGs. 😀
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@Vida15
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3 years
Young film actors based in JHB, Mzansi Magic is looking for you ….
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3 years
When you win your matches, you can enjoy a cheeky drank.
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3 years
Neighbourgoods Market is back month end. 😍
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@Vida15
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11 months
What an eventful weekend already. 😅🙆🏾‍♂️
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@Vida15
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1 year
Me later, arriving at your birthday party that I’m not invited to @Bonang 😂 (I just wanted to use this reaction video, tbh). Happy birthday, baby. 🎈
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@Vida15
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1 year
Playing tennis and smiling through a very, very tough year. 🥹
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3 years
Taste. Taaaaaaste 🤤
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@Vida15
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3 years
Got oomf into Yebba. Ngase ndimtye during “All I Ever Wanted”. 🥺
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3 years
The missus and I. 🥰
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@Vida15
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3 years
Good morning, y’all. Let’s have a great new month. ❤️
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3 years
😅 many moons ago. Happy birthday, beautiful @ZonkeMusic thank you for the music & the memories. ❤️
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@Vida15
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3 years
@ManUtd @Cristiano None of this feels real, tbh. This transfer window, this team Ole’s now assembled. It’s been a long and, at times, painful journey. But I can’t remember loving any post-SAF team this much. 😍
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3 years
When I’m not being stressed out by #MUFC
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3 years
“Swimming” day.
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3 years
Plant dad off to buy potting soil and food for his babies 🪴
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3 years
Monday.
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@Vida15
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3 years
My neighbour and her man are in pyjamas, having Savannas in the sun. Sabathandi. 😅
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1 year
Family! A me say family! 😍
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