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Writer. Author of "The Men Who Take Eyes.” Resident Half-wit. G Check proof. Cringe but in an endearing way.

A Cardboard Box
Joined January 2015
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My statement regarding allegations and the DOJ Indictment Should these allegations prove true, I as well as the other personalities and commentators were deceived and are victims. I cannot speak for anyone else at the company as to what they do or to what they are instructed
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Perfectly written comedy:
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Nostalgia City Of Good Times! 🕰️
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What are some of your favorite moments or line deliveries from the early seasons of Spongebob? Spongebob and Patrick going through the department store was a classic.
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"Siddhartha...wonderful person very wonderful person. Never desired. I walked up to him and saw him and said, 'wow this guy never desires.' Desired a little more than me but we won't talk about that. Will we talk about it? Nah we won't talk about it."
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“So I was in Ohio and looking for a bite to eat…”
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YOU. ARE. WELCOME. AMERICA.
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i have a dream
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Boobs vs Butts
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I’m losing it
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Man, it must really suck to expect a double standard and instead get an actual standard.
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yes. it is for exactly what you think it is. anti white racism for using the term “cracker.”
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“White....” *crowd leans forward in their seats, a few gasps echo throughout the audience* “....males” *crowd bursts into raucous laughter, slapping their knees until they bruise themselves, a few people start puking because they’re laughing so hard*
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This year's Oscar nominee theme: 🎶 White Male Rage 🎶 #SNL
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I've hit the Alex Jones motherlode, ladies and gentlemen.
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*Elon Musk criticizes some journalists for being the dishonest hacks that they are* Journalists: "Elon Musk once pissed the bed when he was 9 years old, and then when he was 14 stole $5 out of his mom's purse to buy soda and a candy bar. Once called a woman "stupid" in college."
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Imagine thinking brainwashing an entire country by legal mandate under a repressive totalitarian regime is the same thing as one artist and his son getting some Federal funding to carve four dead Presidents into a mountain.
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Found a behind the scenes clip from a documentary about Twitter
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Islam is right about one thing.
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"This is my dad's ring, he gave it to me on his deathbed. . He wanted me to have it. It means the world to-" Neil Degrasse Tyson: "Not that anyone asked, but actually it's merely a tiny band of smelted and shaped metal that you just arbitrarily assign significance to."
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This hits too close to home.
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Whenever anybody says I'm wrong on Twitter:
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*Try to watch a YouTube video* "Hey, YouTube here. Did you know women get paid less for the same work?" *whatever, try to read about science* "New Scientist here, here's how to stop mansplaining" *screw it, I'll try to watch some comedy* "Hey Samantha Bee here..." AHHHHHHH
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Online: "HOLY SHIT YOU DUMBASS SHITFACED BIGOTED ASS FOR BRAINS DICKWAFFLE COCKSUCKING IMBECILIC SHIT SKINNED IDIOT FAGGOT RETARD!" IRL: *struggling to avoid eye contact with the waiter* "yeah...um...I'll have a..uhhh.."
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Excuse me it's not "mansplaining" it's "peoplesplaining"
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Don't be suckered into the idea that you must choose one form of totalitarianism or the other. Totalitarianism is a "side." Don't pick it.
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Alex. Jones. Interviews. Kanye. West. Make. It. Happen.
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I made it ladies and gentlemen.
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Political commentators through the ages: Thomas Paine Abraham Lincoln Ernst Junger George Orwell Christopher Hitchens GetButtBlasted1998
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The fact that this is happening depresses me. A woman was shot in the Capitol building and is in critical condition over a lie. She may die, lose the only life she had, because the President couldn’t accept that he lost an election. She was shot trying to save Trump’s face.
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Me quietly whispering: "Maybe you're lying and bullshitting when you're on Twitter then..."
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You thought all of your fidget spinners were harmless didn't you?
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Relevant to my research
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When I'm bullied online:
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Posting without comment:
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My 8 year old son watching the news: "Jesus fuck, man. What's with all this crazy shit? We got any beer left? God, my back is killing me."
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"Race is the foundation of identity" - Richard Spencer I disagree. My actions and ideas are more a foundation of my identity. Even my sex is more important to my personal identity than my race, tbh. I don't consider race that important when it comes to "who I am."
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before and after wikipedia
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"Lol, you literally never talk about the real issues. It's just SJWs all the time." *clicks on their channel* "Sargon's a liar (Part 79)"
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So that whole "free speech" thing was just a bunch of horseshit, huh?
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BASED.
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When you start comparing your ideology to the very air you breathe it's time to stop.
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"anti-feminism" is not a respectable position. It's like being "anti-oxygen" it's fucking stupid
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Y O U O U S H O U L D N T H O U L D N T H A V E A V E G I V E N I V E N M E E T H E H E P O W E R O W E R O F F T W O W O H U N D R E D U N D R E D A N D N D E I G H T Y I G H T Y C H A R A C T E R S H A R A C T E R S O N N T W I T T E R W I T T E R
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You, a moron: Butt Me, an intellectual:
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Person: "Jeez, Pepsi sucks as a soda" Journos: "MAN PUBLICLY SAYS SODA SUCKS" Person: "Well, no I like some soda but..." Journos: "SODA-HATING MAN DEFENDS HIMSELF BY SAYING HE LIKES SOME SODA" Person: "I don't hate soda! What.." Journos: "SODA-HATING HYPOCRITE BACKPEDALS..."
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Journalists: "Please send us examples of Elon Musk being a dick to you. This is in the public interest now." Jesus Christ could these people be more transparent? Why do some journalists have the attitude and MO of blackmailers?
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“Ya know who else loved German tanks — Hitler.”
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Can't help but perversely appreciate whatever historical wormhole we've fallen into where German tanks rolling across Europe for the first time since 1945 is seen as a big celebratory triumph
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@shoe0nhead “I got fired from this show, and now I’m hosting it. So one of two things happened. Either I got a lot funnier, or the show blows!” - Norm
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Hi, welcome to the "anti-murder club." Our first course of action is unlawfully killing an innocent civilian.
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Heh
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Imagine ignoring or intentionally fabricating the facts of a shooting to a huge audience. There's riots, millions of dollars in property damage, and people end up dying because they didn't know/care about the facts of the case. Now imagine doing it all over again a second time.
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when kyle rittenhouse walks and there’s unrest in kenosha in protest i hope we don’t see the “rittenhouse precedent” in action that immediate night by other “patriots” who are simply “defending random buildings”
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Page 1: "NFL players respond to Trump's comment" Page 83: "Kidnapping/torturing in Chechnya, Mayanmar gov't guilty of genocide"
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The United States needs a temporary ban on anime until we can figure out what's going on.
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I am so tired of people like this roided up champagne socialist Jonas Brother being so shamelessly stupid and hypocritical constantly, and still being just as arrogant and influential as ever in online political spaces.
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Where's the funny?
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Interrupting a play and then screaming "free speech" when people get peeved at you makes it harder for normal free speech advocates. Don't.
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Refuting pretty much everything in your thread. A Thread:
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There's so much going on in this picture.
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I'm so sorry. I had to do it.
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Robber: "Give me all your cold hard cash" [me opening freezer and handing him wads of money] Robber: "Thanks, chump!" [Robber leaves] Me: "What a moron, he thinks he can use frozen assets."
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And now, your moment of Zen.
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Alex Jones meme stock plummeted today. Now's the time to buy.
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🤣🤣🤣
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Literally shooting to death honest gestures of goodwill to own the libs.
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It's Merry Christmas, NOT happy holidays. Quit being a bunch of PC pansies. Here's my Christmas present to everyone 🎅🎅
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I hope Laci is ready for my dank Tweets.
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I’ve never seen somebody talk themselves into saying something so Orwellian before in my life. What I’m seeing in this video is apparently *not* the destruction of art, but instead the creation of it. Up is down, left is right nonsense.
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The protest at Cambridge was not art destruction but art creation. Whenever there is an act of iconoclastic protest, people seem to think attacking artwork is somehow outside of protest dynamics, when in fact it has a long history. Throughout time, protestors have defaced art
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I love the fact that Twitter can't win. They try to "promote LGBTQ voices" and they get accused of opening them up to Nazi abuse. This website is amazing. Twitter should start giving these whiners mod power, they'll ban pretty much everyone, & this place will finally be gone.
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Me as a writer: "They didn't have to be so harsh. I poured my heart and soul into this novel. It may not be the best, but they could've at least been sensitive to all the effort I put in." Me as a literary critic:
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Why don't you just call him a Nazi instead of being a passive aggressive pussy about it? You types will honestly do anything to lie about this man.
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Objectivity in journalism just means: "Keep your feelings out of the way of the facts." It's not some crazy weird philosophical dilemma.
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If you're ever feeling like no one cares about you, remember that there's at least one person hate-scouring your social media right now.
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The objective voice is dead. You can no longer simply tell people what happened or what other people said without being accused of some sleazy political move like "dogwhistling" "normalization" or "providing a platform to people I don't like."
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If you're not watching Alex Jones regularly you're really missing out on some grade-A comedy.
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Trump: ARE THEY MAKING FUN OF YOU AT SCHOOL!? Pence: No, seriously it's fine. Nothing's wrong. Trump: Nope, I'm calling them, that's it.
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Whenever you see someone say “they still think the good guys won” they’re saying that they think the Nazis were the good guys in WWII. When they say this they’re saying “I wish the Nazis won WWII” just to be clear. But they’re all huge pussies so they won’t just say it directly.
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The world is descending into hell on earth and the average person can’t figure out why because they still think the good guys won
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I would enjoy a Constitutional Right to keep and bear women.
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If Dankula is sentenced to jail-time for his YouTube video there needs to be demonstration after demonstration never letting the gov't forget that they jailed a guy over a harmless joke.
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Whenever I log in:
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Extremist 1: "It should go OVER the roll" Extremist 2: "No, it's clearly supposed to be UNDER the roll" Enlightened Rational Centrist:
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Why does Jordan Peterson have resting existential crisis face?
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A question: If making 30 videos about Sarkeesian constitutes harassment, does making 30 videos about Sargon constitute harassment?
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ok boomer
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Repeating things doesn't make them true Repeating things doesn't make them true Repeating things doesn't make them true Repeating things doesn't make them true Repeating things doesn't make them true Repeating things doesn't make them true Repeating things doesn't make them true
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I'm quitting the air breathing community. Lots of air breathers have gone off the deep end, & I don't want to be associated with that.
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We're in a never ending cycle of idiots citing the idiocy of other people to excuse their own idiocy. It's the Circle of Strife.
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This is a heaping pile of dishonest propaganda. It's the not the "opposition to fascism" that people have a problem with, dickhead.
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"Local man arrested for aggressively defecating in public. He screamed 'fuck Nazis' as police attempted to subdue the suspect."
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Two step process: 1. Find Nazi/Confederate graves 2. Shit on them
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Now do Uyghur lives
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"Black lives matter and their human rights should be guaranteed," said #China 's FM spokesperson on Monday, urging U.S. to eliminate racial discrimination, protect minorities
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"Hello, this is Google Utilities. Due to violating our policy surrounding hate speech, we hereby terminate your electricity and water supply. We try to foster an inclusive and diverse community here at Google, so in the pursuit of that end we were forced to delete your account."
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@Bolverk15 I stopped watching Jerma after he threatened to put me into a meat grinder.
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Declaring yourself to be an alpha male on social media over and over again is beta as fuck.
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Defending someone's right to say something is not the same as supporting what they say. You've gotta kick this habit, humanity.
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The UK election is just a diversion from the fact that Kurt Eichenwald was looking at anime pornography. Don't let the NWO distract you.
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Something mundane happened and the INTERNET IS FREAKING OUT! *article shows 3 Tweets with 10 likes each*
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Hillary: "I'm going to murder all of your children" Media: "Why keeping our children alive might be an idea we should all challenge"
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I propose we start calling women "people of gender."
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I'm deadly serious my UK friends. If you can be jailed for making a joke that others find insensitive you are not free. Do not let Count Dankula be jailed over this. If he is sentenced to jail, publicly and loudly demand his release every single day in the streets if you can.
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"Hey everybody, I think..." Twitter:
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"Think of the rivers of blood spilled by generals & emperors so that...they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot."
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"Allahu Akbar" in Arabic means "Let's not jump to conclusion, guys. They may not even be a Muslim, you Islamophobe."
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So what had nothing to do with Islam today, my dudes?
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Me when I get dogpiled on Twitter for one of my hot takes:
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