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Eastern European stone skipping champion 2022. ☘️☘️ I gig, run and still own a gameboy. Fancy a pint?

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@CallumAbroad Quran Quran
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The Scales experiment is over. He’s garbage.
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@piersmorgan It’s shocking. They’ve cheated him. Verstappen was well beat.
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@davidlochhead03 That guy’s face will be glowing like Chernobyl now.
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The jury is out now. Kuhn is fucking garbage.
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People should call Lawell an arsehole to his face more often.
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Celtic have agreed a deal with Sheffield United for American centre-back Auston Trusty, subject to medical. Trusty has agreed personal terms and is set to sign five-year with the Scottish champions. #CelticFC #sufc
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@piersmorgan @EmmaRaducanu She not text you back either??
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Get this parasite to fuck.
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John Beaton is a cheating bastard.
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@MikeyTheBuddie Those guys are still angry at Arsenal for throwing the league away last season.
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@Williebhoy56 @ToddCantwell_10 you’re a walloper and a serial loser.
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@piersmorgan Piers. Megan picked him. Let it go pal.
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@Football_Scot It’s been nearly a week now. Celtic won. Just let it go.
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@ClydeSSB They’ve got Butland as a back up goalkeeper so they’ll be fine.
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If Celtic sell Matt O’Reilly now then Lawell needs hounded out of our club.
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@talkSPORT @StaceyDevlinx I’m a Celtic fan but this guy is an absolute weapon.
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John Hartson blocked me on here for saying “the Celtic board take the piss out of the fans.” Now look what’s happened. Once again the board ripping the pish right out of the fans.
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@piersmorgan I’ve had my fair share of late nights too Piers. In 1976 I seen ELO playing at Birmingham NEC. I was there with everyone else shouting “come back on ELO and carry on playing!”
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@sebsousapinto @RangersFC @Wolves If wolves sell him are rangers due a percentage of the sell on fee?
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@piersmorgan @aaronramsey Get it right up him hahahahah
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@piersmorgan @Ofcom @GMB All this because she gave you a knock back. Very needy behaviour piers. Fancy a pint?
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@piersmorgan @Cristiano BREAKING: Meghan still hasn’t text you back. Fancy a pint?
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@thegersnewshub And what a fucking laugh it was been hahahahahahahahahaha
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Ange’s first trophy as Celtic manager. Or does 1 trophy equal 55 in Scotland?? I’m confused.
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@TadhgHickey Next up…cheese and Union.
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@AidanCeitic_ Our recruitment is Rodgers whatsapping people lol
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Star struck meeting Peter Capaldi today. Aka Malcolm Tucker. #glasgow #fuckitybye #thethickofit #petercapaldi
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@CelticFC This is what happens when Peter Lawell comes back. Having to bring on James Forrest to change a game.
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@MarinaNigrelli They’re quite lucky Witty was sober. When he’s drunk he can fight like fuck.
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@MercedesAMGF1 @LewisHamilton Hamilton is a proper team player. Russell really isn’t. Russell has cost Mercedes valuable points on a occasions. Singapore last year to be one of those occasions.
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@RangersFC Rangers didn’t win. St Mirren lost it.
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@piersmorgan The court??? Everyone in the world knows she gave you a knock back.
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@chris_sutton73 Their letter to the SFA
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@Greer67Mark Hahahah they got to sing it for 60 seconds gahahahahah
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@theGlimmerTwin @ibroxrocks Celtic won a treble that year ya roaster.
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@CelticFC We are so bad. Rodgers destroyed a treble winning team. Tactics terrible. He actually thinks Idah is better than Kyogo and Welsh is better than Lager????
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@CelticFC Rodgers and Lawell out
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@Ross_Mitchell11 @c_rfc72 That’s hilarious because Jota destroyed Bassey hahahahah yer patters pish mate
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@GP_1872 Tell me you’re raging without telling me you’re raging.
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2:54:56 for the #valenciamarathon despite not being in my best shape! Cracking weather, cracking city and a cracking marathon. Time to shower, drink beer and watch the Celtic game. !Vamos!
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@Record_Sport @Joey7Barton Todd Cantwell has taken over your “talks the biggest shite in Scottish football” chalice mate.
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@TheRyanMcGinlay Reo is 10x the player.
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@CelticFC Lawell out!!!!!!! No coincidence he comes back and everything goes to shit. Sack Rodgers too.
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@SarahWarsamaXxx @borderman67 @eatongreen Stone island jacket. Says it all.
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@CelticFC Rodgers Out!!!!!
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@CollectCelticFC Looks like she’s hawdin a blade.
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@kyleharper000 @RangersFCSLO Grizzly or black bear mate?
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@TheSportsman @SparesCeltic @CelticTV @natashameikle Tavernier 2nd 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@piersmorgan The worst reaction to a knock back ever.
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@McSouness League is won ya fucking idiot hahahhahahahahahhahahahaha
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@UberFacts Sounds like Joffrey from Game of Thrones
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@mhendry92 @Football_Scot So basically Lawell and his crew made an arse of it and decided to penny pinch?
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@ScotlandSky @SkyFootball Biggest fanny in the history of Scottish football.
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@cfctraviss Lundstram 7.5 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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@Celtic1967_com @Scottwilsonecho Fuck sake. Talk about moving backwards. Making a fortune on transfers and champs league and we’re going for free transfers like this. Peter Lawell is well and truly back.
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@UberFacts Buying has an end date with an asset at the end. Renting doesn’t.
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@piersmorgan What do you think of pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre?
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@piersmorgan @victoriabeckham How many Spice Girls ghosted you like Meghan did?
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@CelticFC Great goal. Lawell out.
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@piersmorgan Has she still not text you back yet???
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@TheParkheadF This is how.
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@UberFacts One big massive hippo swingers party.
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@piersmorgan @Cristiano He doesn’t reply to your tweets.
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Can stress this enough. GET PETER LAWELL FUCKING OUT OF OUT CLUB!!!!! @CelticFC @celticf
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@saintmirrenfc Anti-football never wins. Get it up yeez,
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@Record_Sport And replaced him with Gareth from The Office.
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@krasnyy_ @Southsidegrrrl “And this bully does that to a snowman”. They’re the ones who were going to watch the poor bastard snowman melt away in a horrible slow death lol
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@ClydeSSB 6 penalties in 4 league games hahahahahah
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@Tobyypufc @MildooWolf That’s over 2 seasons ya sack.
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@ibroxrocks @londonderrybot @4ladshadadream @cjnovo992 Yous we’re never asked hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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@Record_Sport Yous must be raging writing this hahaha
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@DT__92 Why does every football team steal our songs?
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@DABurns1872 @ClydeSSB I’m a Celtic fan and I’d take £5 million for him. He’s fucking honking.
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@ShaneBuckland6 @FabrizioRomano They’re not even 10 years old mate.
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Off to do my final gig of 2023! Have a great new year everyone! Hail hail ☘️
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@Record_Sport And Bernardo please @CelticFC
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@Jordan_WATP Mind when your club died and you still pretend it didn’t?
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@ClydeSSB @TrustDeedScotl The amount of times he’s pleaded to the board via press conference “we need to add quality”. As long as Lawell is back Celtic will invest in projects.
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@piersmorgan Do you fancy him?
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@CelticFC Harsh on Kyogo. Rodgers isn’t using him properly.
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@piersmorgan I don’t trust you Piers. You feed beef burgers to swans.
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@E19177 Bear on bear? Again??
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@piersmorgan You walked after being outed by Alex the weatherman…..
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I raced tonight to see where I’m at in terms of fitness. Still not at my best but it’s getting there. Didn’t expect to win a national bronze medal at the 10,000m race though! Here’s to getting faster!
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@IanisHagi10 You do realise we’re on for a treble don’t you?
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@Official_T4O “Very difficult to explain to a global audience”? Like Rangers fan trying to explain they’re the same club?
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@Johnny_Saltire @CharNicholas10 @CelticFC Exactly. He works for shitey sky sports. Charlie has one brain cell left and it’s fighting the Alamo.
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@piersmorgan Christ almighty. First Meghan now these 2. What did they do? Not invite you out for a pint?
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@Record_Sport Never been more proud to be Scottish lol
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@paddypower They actually painted a French flag hahahahahahahahahahahaah
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@TamsellicsonIII @Geronitoe Cannae wait for Rangers to ask for a postponement and this “celtic shat it” patter takes a 180 lol
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