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@VelempiniN

3 years

When I finally die I want to die early in the morning. I can’t be going to work for no reason that day.

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@VelempiniN

5 years

It's now 7 months since I joined the gym and nothing has changed.Maybe it's time I go there personally and find out what's wrong😢

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3 years

3 months ago I started chicken farming with 12 chickens and I'm proud to tell you all that I have eaten all of them.

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English: I am broke NIV: I don't have money. KJV: Henceforth let it be known unto thee, that thy pocket of my garment consist of nothing but emptiness.

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1 man can impregnate 9 women every day for 9 months. Those are 2, 430 pregnancies. One woman can only get pregnant once within 9 months, even if she beds 9 men every day within 9 months. That's only 1 pregnancy. Society is placing the birth control responsibility on wrong gender.

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Ama2000 are beginning to piss me off. She asked me when I was born and i said 1978 and then she asked, 'Were you a slave?'

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You can't have standards that depend on other people's money!!

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4 years

Thinking of writing a full academic paper titled... "Black people don't go on holiday they go home: The History of Migrant Labour in South Africa as Influenced by Settler Colonialism."

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Church needs R600 000 to buy Pastor a car, they call for a fundraising drive. Church member needs R250 000 for a kidney transplant, they call for prayers. That right there is what is wrong with modern religion.

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5 years

@yuenok She wants to see the Hong Kong manager 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 this isn't the product she bought.

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3 years

BREAKING NEWS!!! Zimbabwe has offered to take up to 200 000 refugees from Afghanistan but they all refused!

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Why is SA Parliament Channel on Dstv? Shouldn't it be free? Parliament is a public institution representing all people. Yet the poor can't access it because to many Dstv is expensive.

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4 years

Last night I watched a Nigerian Christmas Movie and on that part when Mary told Joseph that she's pregnant...Joseph was surprised and shouted; "Oohh Jesus Christ!!!" I changed the channel.

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@VelempiniN

2 years

You rent from Johan Rupert's Atterbury and Propertuity, your car is financed by his Wesbank, you eat his Unilever products, he indoctrinates you with his eNCA and eTV, Then when you are drunk from his Distell beverages you shout "Zuma Captured the State",

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4 years

There's no sidechick or mainchick.. you're both being fooled by an unfaithful man.

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@VelempiniN

3 years

Ladies.. If your helper has never asked for a weekend off, her boyfriend is in the same house...

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Thuli Madonsela ruled against Jacob Zuma, Jacob Zuma allowed her to finish her term. Busi ruled against Cyril, Cyril wants her dismissed. But Cyril is the better president?

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President Mbeki had a two thirds majority to expropriate land and the Reserve bank but he chose to write poems.

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Polygamy was never about men having many wives but about every woman having a husband.

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eNCA must just register with IEC and run for elections like other political parties.

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I want to vote later this year but I don't trust the EFF and I'm tired of ANC and will never vote for DA so I don't know which party to vote for....

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3 years

African governments are going to blame COVID-19 for all their future failures for the next 50 years! 😳😭

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Men are also allowed to prefer financially stable women!!!!!!!

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You rent from Johan Rupert's Atterbury and Propertuity, your car is financed by his Wesbank, you eat his Unilever products, he indoctrinates you with his eNCA and eTV, Then when you are drunk from his Distell beverages you shout "Zuma Captured the State".

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I don't owe anyone good English. Do we clear?

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Two major British institutions, The Bank of England and The Church of England, have issued statements of remorse for their links to the slave trade. You hear that Black people? the Church was involved in slavery and they are saying sorry.

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"The whites built their heaven on your land and pointed yours to the sky." - Alex Zimbo Chikandu

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Let's follow each other before we die.

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Married men have taken single ladies more out poverty than any government programme.

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I think my wife is secretly selling dogs. I picked up her phone yesterday when it rang and the guy who answered said "Is that dog still there?"

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Do ladies with their real eyebrows still exist?

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The target of the system was never Winnie Madikizela, the target is not Jacob Zuma, the target is all Black people.

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Barack Obama killed Mummar Gaddafi. That's it. That's the Tweet.

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@VelempiniN

5 years

I will personally give R100 airtime to a REVOLUTIONARY who answers this correctly..... Zimbabweans, Zambians, Malawians, etc all fought for their land and eventually got it.. What the hell are they doing in South Africa leaving their land behind?

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3 years

My friend calls The British Museum "The Evidence Room" because it consists of "things they've stolen from colonies over the years"

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I love the restaurants' Covid-19 policy of "No Mask, No Entry." Only for you to take it off when inside. Well played!

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@KasiboySA And Sjava would still be in jail had he been convicted on those false rape allegations.

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5 years

I just blocked someone for correcting my grammar and it feeleded great. 🤣🤣

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In 1938, Adolf Hitler was TIME magazine’s Man of the Year and in 1939, he was nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize. Never believe what the media says about someone.

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@VelempiniN

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So my ex is a preacher now and she is using me as a testimony of how God can deliver you from bad situations. Exes are trash.

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Please teach your family about forex and be rich with them and leave us out of it siyacela tuu!!!!!!!!!!!

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Norma Gigaba will learn the hard way that lying under oath is not the same way as lying to journalists.

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@VelempiniN

2 years

My heart goes out to Zizi Kodwa & Thuli Madonsela💔 It's their second Christmas without their father, De Klerk. 🕯️

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@VelempiniN

3 years

A 34yr-old KZN taxi driver Dumisani Ndlovu has shot himself dead outside the home of his in-laws in Nquthu after catching his finacèe cheating on him for the second time in a short space of time. What are your comments on this? Mine is ningabodlisa amadoda qede niwafebele.

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Just to be safe, I got my wife a gift🎁 for Father’s Day. Phela you never know 😂😂😂😂

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@VelempiniN

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To the millions of innocent victims in Afghanistan, Vietnam, Pakistan, Iraq, Yemen, Libya, Somalia, and numerous other nations that have been on the receiving end of U.S. false wars on terrorism, rest in peace. May you one day receive justice.

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@VelempiniN

5 years

Did you know that Prince Mashele is a failed DA premier candidate while @pierredevos is a failed Public Protector candidate? 🤔

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Today, I was the only one in a taxi when an attractive girl came in, talking on her phone. She told her friend, "I have to go, there's a cute guy on this taxi." Before I could even react, she turned to me and said, "Sorry for lying, I really wanted to get off the phone with her."

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Money doesn't change people, it just unlocks a character that was jailed by poverty.

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Did you know LONMIN(in Marikana) means LONDON MINERALS. That tells you where the minerals are going. Are you awake?🤔Did you know LONMIN(in Marikana) means LONDON MINERALS. That tells you where the minerals are going. Are you now awake or nginiyeke nilale?🤔

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@pabimono_ A property professional mocking her customers? Nice.

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Adv Dali Mpofu should call Mbeki as a witness in the Jacob Zuma trial. I want to see something.

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@masala_give Privilege makes you write such Twitter updates. It also now make you feel superior to others for doing the bare minimum like attending your children's school events. You trying too hard to paint yourself as a good parent and others as bad because they can't afford what you can.

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Italy had a population of 60m. Now with over 6000 deaths, they are only remaining with 54 million people 😭😭😭😭

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3 years

What if plants are the ones farming us? Giving us food and oxygen until we die then they eat us as manure?

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So yesterday I saw this 6 yr old crying I asked him why is he crying saying he lost R2 so I gave him R2 but he continued crying, I asked why? He then said had he not lost his R2 he would have R4 now. I left him after realising he behaves like the government of South Africa.

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A first date is a meeting between 2 people who wish to know more about each other, not an opportunity to order food you have never eaten or cannot afford. Angithi siyezwana?

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@TimesLIVE His name is Gerhard Strydom...

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@MmusiMaimane @MrsMaimane You worried about your Mrs while we worried apartheid government used the Group Areas Act to move Black people from their homes and steal their land. The same land your party says shouldn't be expropriated without compensation? Ithi uyadlala.

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Hunting isn't a sport. Technically, a sport is a situation when both sides know they're playing....

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This is the beginning of the year in Zulu culture. UMandulo is the first month of a Zulu year. Zonke izinto ziyandulela. Isandulela sezibusiso ezintsha, amaphupho amasha kanye nokusebenza okusha. Sengathi omdala wezinsuku, uMkhulu omkhulu wokhokho engasibusisa kabusha.🙏🏿☀

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May we be told of what really happened. Redi's obsession with Zuma does not seem to be solely professional.

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The Same Politician You Used To Visit In His Forest Town Home…??? I Know Cause I Used To Open The Door For You…And It Didn’t End There, You Followed This Same Politician To Genendendal In CPT…Qhubeka And I’ll Open The Files…You Are Just Bitter!!!

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Life is unfair. You can run 90 kilometers in the Comrades Marathon for about 6 hours and get given r500 000 prize money while someone who wins Miss SA gets given r3 million for smiling for a couple of hours. Hard work pays they said when lying to us.

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Sorry to disturb your scroll, we might not know each other but I wish you all the best in life and may all things work out in your favour. 💜

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Cyril Ramaphosa is the worst President South Africa has ever had.

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A whole President making tribal threats live on TV. An effort to turn the whole country against Zulus. Who does that mara? The guy is simply clueless

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You can be educated & still be broke. Making money is a different curriculum.

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Studies show that having FACTS shortens conversation time by 67%.

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