Dude sits down at the book at Cosmo. Says he wants Louis XIII. Bartender says it’s $200ish for an ounce. Guy ends up ordering an Ultra.
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3 years ago tonight I sent a tweet. This gal responded…and the rest is a pretty neat story. So tonight we’re headed to one our favorite bands, The Eagles. A little Hotel California for my California girl.
Waiting to check in at Durango. First impression is super. Very bright and open. Music level good and service on point. Gonna like it here. Room review coming soon.
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Ever have one of those trips where you don’t lose? What an insane trip. Lucky beyond belief. In for $1k. Theses trips don’t happen often / if ever. We enjoyed the hell out of it and so glad you followed along.
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Airport beer. Gotta be top 3 beer, right? (In no order)
After golf beer
Hot day / cold beer
Airport beer
Finally make it to vacation beer
Beer w the guys (gals) beer
What am I missing?
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Hate to disappoint you all, but on Friday, this becomes a Vegas influencer page for 48 hours. In it, I'll disclose nothing and break no new tidbits, but will have pics of drinks, food and the occassional VP / chip pics you've seen before! And our 1st time staying 'dahtahn'.
Uber ride from Long Beach to near Anaheim is $38. Driver asks what we paid…told him and he said he’s getting $13.25 of the $38. Does that math, math? 35% to the driver?
@nytimes
I’d love to see every detail of this fat fuck’s terror drawn out over weeks for maximum exposure and embarrassment and then I’d like a jury to deliberate for 5 minutes and come back w a verdict leaving no doubt what a vile, piece of shit this person is.
Back home and Mom is worse than what we imagined. Not easy. Memory loss / dementia is so difficult. Need to sell my boyhood home and get her out near us. Didn’t have this on my dance card. Twitter is our fun place but sometimes real life takes over. Today is one of those days
As an influencer sometimes you just stick a $20 in and hope and it pays off. This only happens if you stick $100 in and leave shortly after. Also, that’s a lot of fucking nickels.
So in full disclosure I’m getting this room for free because I put $100 in a machine here once and I cashed out after 10 minutes. You too can get suites, free play and free parking if you follow my advice.
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We hit up South Point last night for our first-time visit. What a hoot! Place was jammed. Dealers in their cowboy attire were all super. Table limits very favorable and reasonable. Would absolutely go back. Me and Suz played for about 2.5 hours and turned a massive $89 profit.
Had a conference call in the car yesterday with my son listening in / along for the ride. Typical call and when I hung up he said 'that seemed pretty worthless'. Welcome to the rest of your life, young man....
It’s only 96 in the shade but at least it’s humid! And $52 for a double bourbon and a cherry bourbon lemonade. Seeing Tears for Fears because everybody wants to rule the world.
in an Uber in Nashville. 5 star driver. Trunk does not work. Bags in back w us. Front seat broken and in my lap. Smells kinda funny and car is dirty and it’s as cold in the car as it is outside. Only up from here.
Happy New Year to friends we’ve met and friends we know and friends we’ve not yet met. Our little space of the web is a good one- truly blessed to have you all in our lives. Cheers to everyone. Please be careful and safe tonight.
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Happy birthday to this wonderful human! And we just happened to meet 3 years ago, so it’s a great day in many ways. Hope your day is as beautiful as you are!
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Thank you everyone for the tweets, DM’s and texts. It’s a great day to turn 52! We’re headed out to eat really good bar food and have really cold beers. That’s a good day.
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Happy New Year, friends. Love our Vegas extended family and all twitter folks who interact on a regular basis. Have a safe and happy night. We’re off to party.
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#HappyNewYear2023
Next tip. If you put money in a machine, you can get ‘free’ drinks (tip your bartenders and waitresses). Yes, even you low rollers. Follow along for more tips on my tik tube page
Vacation drinks just taste better. It’s science. Off to Cancun in the morning for a week of relaxation. The teacher is officially OFF for the summer.
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Ok Vegas peeps- let's hear it. What's your coolest Vegas moment ever? Be it a winning hand, losing hand, a spin, sports bet, moment, meeting, encounter, room, dinner, etc?
For me, it was '04 Masters. Venetian sports book...
Taking this girl out for fried lobster (it’s a thing and it’s glorious) and whatever else she wants. We started innocently chatting on Twitter one year ago, Tuesday. How lucky am I? What a difference a year makes.
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For all those asking (exactly zero of you), we just booked the Palazzo for 3 nights and GVR for 2 for my bday weekend in August. Gonna check out the ‘Bleau, sip fancy cocktails and create some new memories. Kids inheritance takes another beating-all courtesy of
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At lunch finishing up a wonderful trip. First two days saw us down about $2500 but yesterday was amazing and turned around to a +1700 for the trip. Booking the win and on to other destinations in the near future. Thanks to all for making this trip one of the best ever
Don’t tell her I did this, but it’s
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birthday today. Like a fine wine, she’s getting better with age. Happy birthday to my best friend and amazing partner.
My ‘work wife’ of 15 years sent this to me today as a thank you for hiring her back in the day. Touched beyond words. One of my best hires ever too. I’d say here’s to 15 more but we will both be retired by then!
Going home to say our final goodbyes to my brother Lee. I will eulogize him on Tuesday and give him a proper sendoff. Until then, lots of family time means grace, patience and lots of alcohol.
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Pre vacation drinks. We leave at 5:40am- maybe we should just stay up and keep drinking? Of course asking Vegas degenerates will only encourage us :). (Blue Moon for Suz and Blanton’s for me).
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So I ‘went to the bathroom’ to take a break but instead ran to roulette. Bought in for $500. First spin blank. 2nd spin $1575 on a $45
#23
hit. MJ to the rescue for this old Chicago boy. Cashed out after 2 spins.
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should I martingale?? 👀👀
6 years ago today I rescued this guy and life since then has never been dull. He lives his life 2 inches from me at all times and he is 100% MY dog. Now mostly blind and deaf, it’s tough to see him age but he’s still all pug and still…dense. And we love him!
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The influencer is tired. Here’s some unpaid thoughts on the first downtown trip.
Our free room at the Cal was awesome. Upgraded to a suite somehow- would stay here again based on location, service and amenities. However, the smoke in the casino is rather brutal, especially when
There is no playable BJ at a Venetian during the day. CSM at $25/hand at 6:5 is about all that’s open. VP at book pays 6 units for a FH. We lost over $2000 here and earned a whopping $6 in additional comps. Hard to justify coming back here.
The look when you’ve had two graduations, end of the school year, middle of budget season—and you’re going to Cancun for 8 days to unplug from the world….(and one of us will come back more pale than when we arrive).
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So much rain. We got between 7-9” of rain last night. Have never seen storms so severe for so long in 18 years of living here. Floods everywhere. But we’re all safe. Thanks for all the well-wishes.
The look of a gal going to see teen (at the time) heartthrobs Richard Marx and Rick Springfield tonight. 19 year old Susan is excited!
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Before we fly to my mom’s to move her to MO, we have to prep and mentally prepare. Going to be a VERY long 5 days packing up my boyhood home and saying goodbye to the only home I’ve known. And prepping her for a life changing move. Dementia is a bitch.
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