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91 criminal charges 26 sexual assault allegations 6 bankruptcies 5 draft deferments 4 indictments 2 impeachments 1 convicted company 1 fake university shut down 1 fake charity shut down $25 million fraud settlement $5 million sexual abuse verdict $2 million charity abuse judgment
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Why does Soutar get the ‘Scotland get battered’ chants much more than other Scottish players?? The guy’s a firefighter who sets up darts academies 😭 closest thing we have to a saint in this sport
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Stephen Bunting showed up to Devon Petersen’s 30th birthday dressed like this. And I thought I couldn’t love him more
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Next friday
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You could offer to take me to the last supper. You could show me the Library of Alexandria. You could shove me in a rocket and take me on a voyage through the eye of Orion. And I would turn it all down in a heartbeat to sit on my couch and watch Mensur take out that 161.
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For anyone who hasn’t seen this masterpiece
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“Jelle Klaasen is into the draw, he’ll be eager to find out who he’s going to face… could it be a 16 year old!” - Jacqui Oatley
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Wake up babe new Bunting picture just dropped
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I’ll ask you one more time. Do you believe in miracles?
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Sunday. 9:30 PM. Do you believe in miracles?
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I love this song
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This match was never going to disappoint
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And we thought Danny Noppert winning the UK Open was crazy. 12 months later Ross Smith and Andrew Gilding are major champions
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96 years of age and didn’t even live to see Michael Smith win a major
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New favourite photo just dropped
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The Premier League of Darts starts next Thursday. I can’t wait to watch all my favourite darts stars grace stadiums across Europe - players such as ‘Redacted’, ‘TBA’ and ‘N/A’
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Who even cares about this match. A man just lost to Gabriel Clemens while wearing ear protectors
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That’s Dimitri van den Bergh
This hurt my feelings
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Darts fans will claim not to care about the premier league and then proceed to violently argue over the line-up for 7 uninterrupted months
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Shithousery from Marcel Althaus
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Putting on comically large headphones and immediately losing a set of darts on your throw to a man who’s notoriously poor at majors. Great stuff
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Wikipedia already has the first round results. This is huge if true
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Gabriel Clemens, the world stands with you
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Legs won in their respective World Matchplay finals: Nathan Aspinall - 18 Mensur Suljovic - 19
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MVG just called Jose “Mr. Big Bollocks”, said it was time someone called him out, said he was glad to put him in his place, and implied he goes tops-tops on 80 as a joke/gamesmanship What is this then?
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Dobey changing his walk-on song from ‘All of the Light’ to distance himself from Kanye West is up there with the funniest darts stories of 2022
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Mickey Mansell knocking out the reigning champion on opening night is objectively the funniest possible scenario in this tournament
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Quite possibly the funniest thing I’ve ever seen
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Think Sean might be watching the wrong match
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Peter Wright playing poorly in October. For anyone new to darts this means he wins the world championship this year
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I find it hilarious that Adam Gawlas’ best friends are Keane Barry, Kevin Doets and Jose de Sousa. What a dinner party that would be
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Cross has already won the 2023 Mickey Mansell award for drunkest performance
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I don’t want to sound dramatic but I’m pretty sure the greatest moment of my life was when Mensur did the Bafetimbi Gomis crawl in front of Daryl Gurney
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Pretty sure Mansell is drunk
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Hearing this noise coming out of Mardle’s mouth
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The @toyotires_uk Moment of the Night 💫 RT this poll for a chance to win a Toyo bundle and a signed Premier League programme! What was your favourite moment from an incredible night of Premier League action in Berlin? 👇
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This weekend José de Sousa has: • Gone D17-S17-D1 for 53 • Called himself The Special One • Shouted “Suiiiiii” at the crowd on multiple occasions • Given Gerwyn Price a clip around the ear before a last leg decider • Taken out 266 by going 140-126 out to win a decider
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In the space of 24 hours Peter Wright has gone from being the underdog against Andrew Gilding to being the 2nd favourite for the title
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Just remembered that a girl I’m deeply in love with asked me to go to the pub with her a few months ago and I said no because I wanted to watch Mensur Suljovic vs Jeffrey de Zwaan
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The strangest thing is that the crowd haven’t been that bad at all
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Germany’s greatest athlete
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There’s a chance that this man might be at the World Cup
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One last thought; The only thing that will top this It’s going to hit the fucking spot
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Gary Anderson cosplaying as an American baseball fan
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The funniest thing about the weekend was that there was absolutely zero hype around Fallon Sherrock by the media and dozens upon dozens of people were still complaining about how they were hyping her up. There was literally none. It didn’t exist
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Going to assume this is a mistranslation
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Don’t know how to properly explain this but Michael Smith vs Joe Cullen is the perfect match for football fans
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dinner time
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Corey Cadby and Christian Perez have pulled out of tomorrow night’s match of the day
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Clemens-Bunting semi-final will be the moment we reach nirvana
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And if you think Cullen had a better year than Nathan Aspinall, god help your soul
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I thought the funniest possible outcome would be Rob Cross winning the tournament and turning down the premier league. But honestly, at this stage, it would be immeasurably funnier if he accepted the premier league spot after everything he’s said
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Always find it funny when Gerwyn Price fans post this image as if it wasn’t the single post embarrassing moment in the history of the sport
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I’m starting to believe that the PDC’s sole intention as a company is to annoy people
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Darts’ most unexpected bromance
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Had the craziest dream where someone played a world championship quarter-final wearing ear protectors
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If Dimitri wins the title then Price is outside of the automatic spots for the Premier League
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Darts players riding motorbikes
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If somebody fist bumped me for a 25 checkout when I’m 3-1 down in sets, I would assume their taking the piss out of me
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The Nightman Cometh.
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Fallon Sherrock MBE - Mensur’s Biggest Enemy
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Despite all the shenanigans, this is the greatest performance from a German darts player. Ever
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Watch this, drink it in. You’ve just seen the most unlikely PDC major win of all time.
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Enjoying the idea that MvG intentionally breaks his arm anything he’s faced with the prospect of spending time with Danny Noppert
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World Matchplay race
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Wallet ready ✅
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This is the most insane darts tweet I’ve ever seen
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Josh Rock vs Jose Justicia PUSHING incident - 2023 PDC World Championship
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He’s listening to ‘Roar’ - Katy Perry
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Dimitri when he’s forced to share a hotel room with Kim
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Rest in peace Tina Turner, the singer who was popularised by Austrian phenomenon Mensur Suljovic
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I’m assuming everybody else is looking at Matt Campbell’s average
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Michael Smith desperately needs a new walk on song
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“I like this, he is making a plan” “Yeah this is smart from Gates” Proceeds to make the most baffling decision ever made on a dartboard
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Can’t wait for 9 consecutive Bunting 9 darters to pip him at the post
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📊 Michael van Gerwen finishes 2022 with the highest annual average in the PDC, for the 9th consecutive year 🟩
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Jeffrey de Zwaan is streaming career mode right now. You have to respect it
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Two players who start 114 on the T19
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Three D17s in the first week - we are living in the golden era of darts
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They should go to ad breaks at random moments instead of after every 5 legs. Just start playing chase the sun while a player is lining up a double in the 7th leg
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Was looking for funny content on Luke Woodhouse’s Instagram page and I accidentally liked a picture of his wife from 2017. Nightmare
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Don’t always agree with Wayne but this is some deluxe content
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@DanTheStripe Jose Justicia when he sees elderly women
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Should’ve been a Bunting-Mensur final, I feel sick
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The words of a man who hates MvG, apparently
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ahahaha
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Crying at this. Why did they give Schindler the stepladder and not Vernon
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My friend’s dad works at Cazoo, he sent me the leaked Grand Slam draw
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Big fan of sky using a split-screen containing the same video on both screens
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What happens if Nathan Aspinall decides to show up one day and call himself Nathaniel Aspinall? Do we have a contingency plan for that?
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These two tournaments were played on the same day, in case anybody was worried about Campbell
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Somebody’s had their lasagne today
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Luke Littler has had his Weetabix today, hasn't he... 🤯
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Classified information only
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