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real nigga

Lagos, Nigeria
Joined September 2022
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5 months
@ThaBoyYom I remember asking a babe I was trying to date for her pictures and she sent me a link to her Instagram page and told me to go through. I knew there and then that it was pointless. I just deleted her number and went to bed
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@MrMekzy_ Never been on a boat and I'm not looking to be on one anytime soon. I'm deeply terrified of large bodies of water. Talk less of moving across one. Me and the ocean or river have no business with each other
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@flygodT @OloriOfOloris Fit be sey she deaf until recently
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@thesheddyking South Africa, Kenya, Ethiopia, Egypt. I must be there. My soulmates are there
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@xxxx_sharkk @Bams_Jnr @The_8bitCyborg @MorrisBaker_ Be like two of them dey compete for the fooling d’or… but that guy wey dey cry dey lead ni
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@astrofgs No point at all. Best thing na to just admire and keep it moving
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@the_akinola Bro see as her skin clear. Make up keh??
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1 year
The women in the qts wan use what if’s imagination kill themselves. “What if she just wanted to vent, what if she just wanted to confide in you” Okay what if she just wanted to bill the dude….una imagination no dey reach that side?
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too easy.
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@Neo_officiall She's beautiful. Just incredibly dull
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7 months
I honestly think we do not bully the LGBT people enough. We ought to bully them so much that they live in constant fear and regret of what they chose to be. We need to shame them so much that they develop very low self esteem because that's all they deserve.
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did i eat today cousins?
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@flygodT Now both brain and body no dey work
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@C3rdric Not exactly the best way to put it but it’s right nonetheless
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@Sikowitz17 Since we’re all dropping news headlines now
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@kusssman For don narrate how hoping for a better Nigeria is a dream for the foolish. I miss that dawg
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@MrMekzy_ Normal….funny thing is the police can’t do there work without profiling…more often than not, if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it’s probably a duck
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@Silva_ojonimi @ugbede_joy From where to where? 😂. Una funny for here mehn. How this one take enter? 😂
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@SophineChukwu Sometime last year when I was at the park going to Enugu as well a man brought a small bag to me and asked if I could take it to Enugu and give his brother at holy Ghost. That I'd call him when I arrived at holy Ghost. The kain eye wey I use look am ehn 😂😂
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@chibzyyyy Twitter's director of currency operations
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@opemidimeji_xo You go dey chop am with regret. After the first three spoons you'd realize you've lost and just throw away the food and manage the 2 coaster biscuits or kemp crackers you took along as snacks
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@MarinatedTurks The slander is painful but no matter how much slander they throw around or make up. I'll still continue to love Igbo women. Patiently waiting for that light skinned imo state woman that will make me lose my senses
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I boarded a bus one time going to the island and the bus driver also forget to collect his money while on transit, it felt odd. Upon getting to my destination I brought out his money and asked the people in front of me to pass it to him but instead they told me to shut up
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Nigerians are very wicked o. This bus driver forgot to collect his money during the trip and absolutely no one thought to pay him. Everyone just got down and disappeared, had to ask him if it was a free ride before he realized what had happened. We deserve our leaders fr.
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@EP_Uwah One of the reasons why women live longer than men
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@Lordchukzy @Wizarab10 She had the mind to cheat. Lol waste all of her time
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@Kylareetarh The things loneliness would make you do 😔. Bless his soul God abeg ooo grant me and my partner a long and healthy life together.
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@Danlerd I just noticed that for the past 4 months now I've not been seeing my little sisters status updates. E don happen
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7 months
@Abel_Olabode Your babe dey this kain circle na weekly piping she go dey collect. You no fit win
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@theonlyfolu Real. The new balance go wan push you to tears 😂😂
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@chibzyyyy It's a really brilliant title but judging by the audience I doubt they'd get it, so best to go without pun I must commend you tho on that title. It's fire 🔥. You're a brilliant woman
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@thebarakah_ What's not there in pegging? Tf??
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@Odumeje_ It should have been you 💔 RIP coco
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2 years
@mister_ade5 It’s not his fault that he didn’t understand what he meant 😂
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@chibzyyyy Nawa ooo. Others saying mango and pawpaw meanwhile I'm seeing okpa
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2 years
@Wizarab10 With the things I’ve read on this thread and other Twitter threads about infidelity….. I strongly believe it’s impossible for me to have a happy marriage….my woman will cheat on me…there’s no point in trying
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@Iam_ndubisi From the “not okay” you can tell it’s a lady. Your fellow guy would most likely respond with “i dey, i dey manage” or just tell you his problems straight…”not okay” is very popular with the ladies as a response to “how are you”
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@kusssman Live. Still the best contestant in this season walahi
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@Derahback Soso alone has beaten everything asake has ever dropped. Asake una. Off the road
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1 year
@Falilatt_ Gba take. Why type a long ass message when you can simply record a voice note. It's stressful to type
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It became obvious to me that these people planned on not paying if the driver didn't ask. I had to call on the driver to remind him to collect his money. They all gave me "who be this idiot" look
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@Abel_Olabode I'll imagine your password and take over your twitter account by 12am. Watch out
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1 year
@chiiamaka_m Had a friend who would always enter the bus with me and start playing music on his JBL speaker. I follow am fight cus which kain rubbish be that one. Why are you disturbing the peace of everyone on the bus?
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@ToyosiGodwin If you're a stranger and you want to ask me for directions or anything I always make sure to maintain a reasonable distance between both of us. No too near me else you go collect blow. And no waste my time. You fit be thief
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@michaelba_nabas @ThaBoyYom No point in trying. It's already obvious she no send me. I gotta respect myself and bounce
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@KutthroatG_ The last thing I want is for my babe to post me on here or anywhere. I also won't post her anywhere. Let's just love each other in silence and in peace
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@ebelee_ Na fine boy mey we no lie
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@UgwunnaEjikem It shall be a phenomenal feast
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@Alex_Houseof308 Na why I dey retweet and support the tweet of anyone who get the mind to do am. As I no get the mind Mey I support who get am
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@WalleLawal @chibzyyyy We’ll be there watching them every step of the way
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@chude__ Flavour umu nwanyi You think sey na play play?
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4 months
@Gboye_Rave You ought to ask your partner how the interview went sha. It's common sense and proves you care. I don't know if it's enough ground for a break up but her anger is valid
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@Giotechmill @Rene_noire Werey been think sey na Telemundo be this 😭
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@yankeeplug_ @ravennforlife Thanks for the helicopter and yacht you donated to my community big bro. God bless you
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@Wizarab10 I’ve had a dog for 7 years now and I’m aware of how aggressive he can be to strangers….dogs are nothing like humans….all those he doesn’t bite na story ooo….stay away from them
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@Dr_Pharouk @instablog9ja Lol bro let’s not pretend like it’s not wrong. You seff reason am na. Coming to look for her husband everyday and when he’s not around she says she’ll come later?
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@MarinatedTurks If you're a rich or industrious woman pls marry a well to do or rich man. If you like a man who's not as rich pls make sure he's hardworking and content with what he has. Let his ego not be the cause of your downfall This was painful to watch
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@flygodT This one game too good. Too pure
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@KhaySleek What a very strong lady….I’m surprised she had such power to throw that gallon and a good shot everytime as well And what does that lady mean by it’s her first time?….is there supposed to be a first time for this kain thing? Na new food? 😂😂
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1 year
@MarinatedTurks Exactly what the mumu girl is putting me through rn. It feels terrible It is well
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@Marvypatterson They’re all the same Mercedes Benz with a baggy jean or designer shorts on hoodie or basketball jersey shirts with their face cap and dreads….all the same
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@dharnyyoung It's as though they're on a quest to see quickly they can off themselves
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@Austeen___ This one and the young burna boy impersonator. Top contenders for the under 10 fooling d'or
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@bigOla_mide @G_sparking Abokis kill me Everytime mehn 😂😂😂
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2 years
@whereistega I am offended by this comparison….kendrick clears
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"this one na savage abi wetin" 😭😭😭😭. She don off me bro 😭
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@chibzyyyy Best in English wey no sabi English
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@FezFerrari_ From birth till now I’ve done roughly 20 hours of cooking
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@oluchy_xx @JusttLit "🦋" Twitter for misyarning Can't say I'm surprised
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@ogheneyxle E go dey record breaking….scenes when bag of rice enter 280k 😂😂
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@iamLABOD @DavidHundeyin Bought 60k fuel last 2 weeks on my way back to lagos from enugu and nobody had to tell me to make peace with public transport and trekking. I have parked the car…we go dey rugged am now
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@AlexandriaEkeh @tinugrills Wetin your eye see abeg? I dey curious 😂
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@maxvayshia Nobody has ever touched Michael Jackson and I don't think anyone ever will. He was HIM and he's still HIM even now that's he's deceased
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@Tony_of_lagos Baby I think you added rice in the salt you cooked
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7 months
@chibzyyyy Chi what did you take this morning? 😂
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1 year
@Letter_to_Jack They love us….I’m convinced that my own true love is not in Nigeria…she’s probably in ethiopia, liberia or guinea bisau…they love us
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It never works this way. Just lie to them and get it. They love the thrill of being lied to. Lie to them. Get the sex and then dip. It might cost you a little tho but I guess it's all worth it if you get what you're looking for
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Hi Abiola, I want to fuck you. No drama, since women always want men to go straight to the point from the beginning.
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@wizkidayo When the time came:
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@terrificprodig1 Lol. They never speak up when there member or a woman is in the wrong. They just turn a blind eye and expect everything to go away like it never happened
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@claudieseyes @TheSabiRadio How many 37 year old men do you know that have 16 year old kids? Come and lie to us again
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@lolofirstclass Beautiful children from a beautiful mother. God bless your home abundantly madam 🙏🏾
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@MrMekzy_ It's too obvious. Come 2027 and beyond. He'd still support APC and a Muslim-Muslim ticket
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@obajemujnr @Morris_Monye You know ball. Ozarks is a perfect explanation of everything money laundering
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@MarinatedTurks They can hate all they want, it doesn't change the fact that he's a very hardworker and he is all he is today because he worked hard for it. His father's money was just a push and not the determinant of his success His cousin B-red also has a wealthy father. Where is he?
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@yasswhitney Meanwhile them almost use akamu injure me
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“Without confidence, all you have is concubine” ~josh2funny 2023
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@far_art_gallery Once another man buys a phone for your babe and she accepts it. Forget am she don go. All you can do is face the fact that you lost, put the babe aside or throw her away and keep on moving
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@letkashcook @heisremanewss Videos of Arabians dancing dey always off me 😂😂
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@Thecreativemena Carry woman go club keh? When I no dey mad. If he don pass Mey we go the place restaurant chop one or two then I won't be there
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@MrMekzy_ As how emeka? 🙄. She's obviously from Anambra
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@flygodT Low cut is the goat hairstyle. No be Twitter gassing or anything. Na just the best
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@ChigozieObi_ @chibzyyyy If you cannot go mad for the one you love then what’s the point of loving?
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@iamrollandex Delta- delly Enugu- 042 Anambra - anny
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@47kasz If Twitter feminists hates you they'll call you anything, even lie about you to others just to feel good
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@olllylicious Some men believe they can spend their way into a woman's heart
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@chibzyyyy 3 man of dangote make one erimus
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@chibzyyyy It said queen’s English not roadman 😂
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@sami_incredible Growing up I was so afraid of buying things that would make my dad question me. I also couldn't lie cus somehow he would find out the truth He also hated when we saved. If he gives you money for food then spend the entire money on food. Don't save his money for anything
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