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Kris Dürrschmidt

@VOLGARR

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#Indie #developer #artist #designer #bizdev #veteran #dad #investor CEO Crazy Viking Studios (Volgarr the Viking) & SoulStone Tech. ( @volgarr .bsky.social)

Bothell, WA
Joined February 2012
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Kris Dürrschmidt
2 months
VOLGARR THE VIKING II MAJOR UPDATE! V1.1 ON STEAM! NO MORE FORCED EASY MODE & MORE! (Because I love you & I listen!) Consoles to follow next week. Maybe reviewers might find it in their❤️to have another look? ENJOY! Thanks for playing! 🍻
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@KatiePhang She almost called him a MFer on live television and showed restraint.
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@TizzyEnt They always want to know from the beginning. They always sit there slack jawed, often because they can't comprehend the experience having not lived it. It takes a long time to be useful in the first place. To have to do it repeatedly is often worse than suffering in silence.
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@jontester James Carville here - I've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.
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@geoffkeighley It shouldn't exist. Make better games. Less expensive games more frequently. Its not that hard. New consoles nowhere near needed yet.
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9 years
WHAT?!? BY ODIN'S BEARD!!!
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2 months
You've waited over 10 years. I spent the last 2 years of my life bleeding this game along with other super talented friends. Volgarr the Viking II is no longer mine, it is yours and belongs to the world now. I hope it brings you some joy!
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@RonFilipkowski Oh man, wait until they hear about a period in George Washington's life.
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2 months
@RonFilipkowski Oh man. They really shouldn't have done this. He sounds crazy bad, intoxicated or something. This isn't going to go the way I think they hoped it would. This is bonkers.
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1 year
@mkraju Sure why not, not like there isnt a million better things to be doing...
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11 months
@mehdirhasan TikTok outrage takes the heat off Fox News, interesting strategy I guess.
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2 months
Yes. Yes. I saw the IGN Review. I will say this only once. Its VALID. Its IMPORTANT to read multiple reviews to find a champion that shares a similar voice to YOURS. Things he didnt like item by item are the very things others adored. You may agree or not agree, but we all have a
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1 year
@AriMelber Maybe the clothes you put in the dryer are abnormally wet! The real culprit being a lack luster spin cycle of the washer? #detectivework
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7 months
WB is delisting Adult Swim Games on Steam. I want all of you to know that Volgarr the Viking is NOT one of them. I reclaimed full distribution rights a few years back when WB purchased ASG. Volgarr will remain. My heart goes out to the devs that are affected by this.
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4 months
RISE WARRIORS! Volgarr has returned!
@DigitalEclipse
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4 months
Rise, warriors! @VOLGARR returns in a punishing sequel to the original indie legend. Steel your resolve -- #Volgarr the Viking II arrives August 6, 2024 from @CrazyVikingStud ! The #Volgarr2 trailer just debuted as part of the @GuerrillaCollec showcase:
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4 years
HAHA Who did this?! @HamillHimself
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1 year
@pkrugg Huh... The Revenant didn't age as well as I thought it would.
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⚡️🐦‍⬛‼️ 6/06/2024 ‼️🐦‍⬛⚡️
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8 months
@kaitlancollins That was really difficult to watch. The strategy always seems to be word diarrhea to run out time. 😬
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11 months
@RepSwalwell I agree with Chip. Its sad how far the GOP has fallen. We need them. We need healthy debate, checks and balances between parties in government.
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@MollyJongFast Question: What time is it? Answer: Potato chips don't have bones. How about that? Time is very important, everyone says so, but they also say there are no bones in potato chips. Did I mention my Uncle taught at M.I.T.?
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9 years
WIP Bottom Screen obviously not finished, but LOOK- We aren't lying, we really ARE working on 3DS/Wii-U/PS4/Vita! http://t.co/AHXDQ0LBDm
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7 months
@helldivers2 Can we get custom paint jobs on these suckers? :D
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2 months
@DavyPGH Nope that is how I also write 7. However, I learned to write as a kid while living in Germany. This was done to differentiate between 1 and 7 when writing quickly for others to read better.
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@RonFilipkowski Winning... SO HARD.
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4 years
As a veteran I feel sickened and betrayed, there can be no other explanation than there is a traitor in the oval office. I can't imagine what active duty soldiers over there feel now.
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1 month
@MeghanMcCain @ABC Those issues were all addressed. With real plans. You must have not watched the entire thing or were busy looking at tiktok. Trump literally said, "I don't have a plan, I am not the President right now." Enjoy.
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Kris Dürrschmidt
3 years
I just wanted you all to know that @RahulKohli13 is one of my new favorite actors as of late and if you haven't seen Midnight Mass you are missing out. It made me look to see what other work he has done and check those out. That's rare for me.
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3 years
LOL! It's funny, because it's true.
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4 years
Truth. Learning to recognize a really well made game that happens to not be your cup of tea is a valuable skill to have. All art is subjective. For instance, I REALLY don't like Watch_Dogs, but I can see its very well made and others do. Just not for me and thats OKAY! :)
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4 years
Just because you don’t like a game doesn’t make it universally bad.
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2 years
@libradunn A hitman that is hired, attempts to kill a target and fails, still goes to jail along with the person who hired them as well :)
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11 years
About 4% of the people playing Volgarr paid for it. That's why those that purchased it are super important to us, you keep the dream alive!
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@RonFilipkowski Anyone know how I can still follow @RonFilipkowski but have it set to where his posts wont pop up while I am eating or drinking so I don't choke to death?
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3 years
This is why arcade culture and restoration is an important hobby for me. This shit makes me sad. :(
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1 year
@EdKrassen The GOP is actively trying to reduce benefits to veterans at this very moment with the debt ceiling battle. I find it hilarious they would be bent about this story even if it was true.
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4 years
We DO listen to all feedback. We can't always address everything (as not everyone always wants the same thing, etc), but we do listen and we do take it seriously and want to provide the absolute BEST way to play these games in 2020. <3
@frostman007
Stephen Frost
4 years
From June 11-18, Samurai Shodown NEOGEO Collection will be free-to-own on the @EpicGames store, so we hope everyone comes and joins the SamSho community. We're also looking forward to your comments and feedback as we prepare for the console launches (including Xbox) on July 28th.
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7 years
OMG!!! ON WAY TO HOSPITAL WIFE HAVING BABY!
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1 month
Yo... not only physical but there is some COOL stuff in there! You wont want to miss this!
@RockitGamesNOW
Rock It Games
1 month
⚔️Hail Odin ⚔️ The physical edition of #VolgarrtheVikingII is available for pre-order! Sharpen your sword, prepare for battle, and rise to glory! ⚡️ Pre-order here:
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2 years
Its no secret I've been thinking about a new Volgarr game & exploring what even means, some of which previously shared. Here is some of that stuff 1/3
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I have some bad news. Unfortunately, my amazing wife suffered a stroke two weeks ago and during her treatment, found out it was her 2nd one, where the 1st occurred in April. Her complaints were "dismissed" by Kaiser at that time as anxiety & sent home, ultimately leading to the
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@RonFilipkowski Until there is wind apparently...
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@msdanifernandez Underwear is just cops for farts.
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6 months
@EdKrassen Money isn't real anymore, (IE not attached to something like gold). Additionally, it's not nearly as bad as people think. Corporate greed is the real reason everything is so much higher, shareholders using inflation as an excuse. 🤷The Dollar is worth whatever the person in
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@kangaroos991 Considering he is a draft dodger, its pretty insulting images like this keep getting used to those that actually made the commitment to the service that required wearing it.
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No matter what platform you intend to get Volgarr the Viking II on next week, it really helps us out when you wishlist it on Steam! If you would be so kind, I would greatly appreciate it!
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@mkraju Tell me you don't know how any of this works without directly saying you don't know how any of it works.
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4 years
@chrissyteigen Eddie Murphy - I got soooome iiicccee crrreeam an' you ain't got none! *drops
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8 years
VOLGARR THE VIKING RAIDS AND PILLAGES PS4/VITA (CROSSBUY) IN THE NORTH AMERICA REGION ON NOVEMBER 15th! GET YOUR LOIN CLOTH READY!
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1 year
@AdamKinzinger So weird, like asking him if he would have gotten in without daddy's money. 🤷💩
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4 months
"Volgarr and the Vikings are up to total nonsense again... stop encouraging them!" Doing a fun experiment. I direct linked with a post to a YouTube video previously. But now I am going to directly load this to X and see which one gets more hits.
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2 years
Alright fam, who are the exceptionally talented 2D Pixel Background Artists out there looking for work these days?
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1 year
@JessicaNigri I doodle now and then.
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7 years
Never gave up on that game... once Rastan wasn't happening I tried to revive it in an original IP for Xbox Live Arcade. I forget why this didn't get made but here is a cool piece of art by me and my pal Dave Peixoto and Gabe Jackson.
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3 years
I've a lot of experience in this area across arcade games to this in particular favorite; The early days of GBA didn't have backlit screens so we used high contrast & garish colors to make it look "good" or "normal". Then Nintendo backlit the system & those game looked AWFUL!
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Here is my nuanced and complicated take on it: It depends on the game. Artists had different canvases. One NES game might have had its art drawn on Amiga DeluxePaint in perfect fidelity, another on the NES over composite. @Kev_Bayliss used to squint at his art to make it blur.
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2 months
Thank you everyone who tried out the game today and made Volgarr the Viking II launch day special. 🫶🍻
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8 years
. @Schrottinator no. You are charged per platform no matter what, unlike the ESRB.
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1 year
@ProTheDoge Illuminati doing what the illuminati do.
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2 months
Reviews coming in! 🫶🍻🤘(So far) OUT TOMORROW! NintendoLife 9/10 Game Rant 4/5 Gamer Escape 8/10 Heaaaps Lunatix (World record holder speedrunner) Yahoo 8/10 Coming Soon 8/10 IGN 6/10 <-- Didn't like [Undead Mode]
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@RonFilipkowski Oh wait, so what he is saying is that he doesn't "identify" as a convicted felon? All this stuff is too confusing to keep track of.
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@davidhogg111 Easier than that, who can sit on a sofa correctly.
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@AdamKinzinger It takes a lot of money and effort to maintain a nuclear arsenal. What we learned in the last couple years is that Russia has a hard time keeping tanks running and rifles not rusty.
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INSIDE is a masterpiece. Very strong contender for GOTY awards.
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@libsoftiktok
Libs of TikTok
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The entire exchange leading up to Biden putting on a Trump cap. Incredible
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Feels like we are getting scammed when it requires no extra work from them. 2/2 :(
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WHOO!! Just hit 50 reviews on Steam!! THANKS! 🍻❤️
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5 years
For the FIRST time ever you can get Volgarr the Viking for 99 cents on Nintendo Switch! Unlikely this will happen again any time soon.
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What do you guys know about this? :)
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8 years
... ALSO, really REALLY stupid you have to pay PEGI for each platform WE release a game on with no changes that would affect a rating. 1/2
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8 years
... or a better description than scammed, held hostage.
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8 years
Also sad is Germany with their own ratings. Even more expensive for just one country. Which is problematic in the way that -
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Be brave enough to suck at something new.
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@pete_piccolo @TizzyEnt It's hard to get good anything from the VA.
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10 months
@kaitlancollins OK TRUMP! YOU DO YOU! I'M GOING TO EAT A TACO RIGHT NOW BECAUSE BURGERS ARE OUT TO GET EVERYONE! LOOK OUT!
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8 years
I got a very strong *Out of This World/Flashback* vibe while playing through INSIDE. I think I dated myself. :)
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I have unfortunate news. I will not be attending PAX after all. My daughter woke up sick this morning. While I feel fine, I can not in good faith show up to PAX as a potential patient zero. While Im sad I will miss you all, it's always Dad 1st and gamedev 2nd. 1/2
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-the cost of getting the game rated there is likely going to be = or actually cost us money to release in Germany, so sorry, probably wont.
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3 years
@RepSwalwell @InvestorJ21 Someone not "invested" in common sense threatening a sitting Congressman in open forum.
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8 years
Volgarr *MIGHT* be out early as next week on PS4/Vita for North America regions. I don't have a final release date confirmation, hang tight.
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Kris Dürrschmidt
3 months
Volgarr is arriving soon, are you ready?!
@DigitalEclipse
Digital Eclipse
3 months
This time next month, you'll be playing @Volgarr the Viking II! Preorder the sequel in a bundle with the original to save money and build your skills in preparation for August 6. Xbox: PlayStation: GOG:
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8 years
Think about how insane that is.. Do movies that get rated have to PAY over & over for DVD+Blu Ray+Digital after Theater for same content?
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Kris Dürrschmidt
2 months
Well, you guys should be able to find Volgarr the Viking II a lot easier on Steam now that it isn't accidently locked behind the adult only filtered content. Maybe more people will get to see it now. Better late than never!
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Kris Dürrschmidt
3 months
Volgarr the Viking II is upon us! 48HRS!! Is the world ready? There is still time to wishlist on Steam and Preorder everywhere else!
@DigitalEclipse
Digital Eclipse
3 months
#Volgarr the Viking II arrives in just two days -- will you be ready? Get both games in a specially priced preorder bundle so you can play the original now and prepare for the sequel on Tuesday!
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Yoooooooooooo.... you guys can't be asking for Volgarr III already PLEASE for the love of god I just went through 10 years of that for this 2nd game. It hasnt even been out a week. 🤦Its too early to tell if the sales would even remotely warrant that.
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Kris Dürrschmidt
4 months
Thank you for all the kindness & excitement surrounding Volgarr the Viking II today + follows. For those new here, I make video games and generally do dumb stuff on the internet. Stepping away for a little bit to touch grass. See you in awhile.
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Kris Dürrschmidt
2 months
Update on the Volgarr the Viking II patch. We added new lines to the game & have to wait on localization & then testing in QA. This takes a little time, but we are moving as quickly as possible. Once the patch is in QA I'll share the upcoming patch notes. Thanks for patience!🍻
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Kris Dürrschmidt
2 years
Thank you to each & every one of you for supporting Crazy Viking Studios over the years! Next year is a big year for Volgarr (& us) as it's the 10th anniversary of that little hit game we made! Big & exciting things coming next year I can't wait to share with you. Happy New Year!
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@KatiePhang LOL just reading this almost had coffee shoot out my nose. Always nice to see a touch of levity in very serious situations.
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Kris Dürrschmidt
4 years
What do you mean this game costs 50 cents to play?! You know what ol' Jack Burton says at a time like this...
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I have been getting a bunch of questions about this in DMs & to save my sanity I will say it here. Without tons of personal details, my wife almost died 8 days ago. She is doing better & home, but not totally out of the woods. This is why I have not streamed any of my work on
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Kris Dürrschmidt
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^ You guys should take a screenshot of that because other gamedevs might take me out for saying something like that. I want there to be a record for the cops if I go missing.
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