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You know who else went into the blue sky

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Jesus to Mary Magdalene

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Twitter Many centuries of history 🤝 Is this the real pope or not

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“Who told you that you were naked?” asked the LORD God. “Have you eaten from the tree of which I commanded you not to eat?” And the man answered, “This is a HIPAA violation.”

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Jesus: Forgive debtors, even if you've worked harder than they have Evangelicals: That's a metaphor Jesus: Rich people deserve punishment, not the Kingdom Evangelicals: That's a metaphor Jesus: Here's a story about invisible monsters Evangelicals: That's literal

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@Charliemagne True except for Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers, Deuteronomy, all the other books that mention Egypt, Samuel, Kings, Ezekiel, Jeremiah, Zechariah, Chronicles, Luke, Revelation,

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[strums guitar] Hey teens, you know Who else had a big 12 that had to invite new membership after people got all greedy

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if only we had a story, told from four different angles, about whether jesus became violent when the governor told him he can't preach jesus is lord

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Lauren Boebert says she carries a gun to defend her right in case the Governor comes to her door and tells her she “can’t preach Jesus is Lord.” Umm... Jesus disciples didn’t kill people who told them not to preach anymore.

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@bworsowicz @isaactweeting Particularly interested in "I have actually seen hell firsthand"

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This quote comes from the prophet Samuel, a manipulator who dreaded losing power

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Netanyahu: "You must remember what Amalek has done to you, says our Holy Bible" 1 Samuel 15:3 "Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass"

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Previously in Wall Fraud:

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Actually God invented cancel culture

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This piece of paper is actually a Liberty University School of Law diploma

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One of my best and oldest friends broke up with his high school girlfriend over a decade ago. Today, his wife of 7 years found this absolute ornament in their mailbox. Just...stop what you're doing and read...🤯🤯🤯

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[strums guitar] Meta? No thanks. I've already meta Man from Galilee

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Liberty University: where everyone likes to watch

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@Fly_Jitt "I am inevitable" "Yeah well I Am"

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Peter's time to shine

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This account but it's the pharaoh's tweets about all the plague frogs being holograms

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God's instructions on how to build an ark that will preserve all life on earth: Rectangle (large) God's instructions on how to set up a tabernacle full of pleasant meat smells:

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Happy Easter Happy Trans Day of Visibility There, that was easy

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Which prophet is your pastor quoting on Sunday

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The *actual* sin of Sodom and Gomorrah was financial greed and hoarding wealth

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[strums guitar] Hey teens Let me tell you about the Account that will never forsake its followers

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My plans 2020

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@crusherbort

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Everyone on Facebook was raptured. Everyone on Twitter has been left behind. Your first three @'s are your Tribulation Force. Will you last all seven years

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"Peter said, 'You are the Messiah.' Then Jesus warned them not to tell anyone."

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@VBSpodcast Jesus to Matthew, Mark, Luke, or John

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This man took part in *two* flights from Egypt

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Not exactly a strong coaching tree for Joshua here

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You're welcome everybody

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[strums guitar] Hey teens, all this talk about the reddit market, but have you read it? Mark, that is? You like stories about rich shorts getting exposed? Let me tell you the story of Zaccheus Time to get serious with the Lord and let the games stop: Power to the Prayer

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[strums guitar] Hey teens, instead of MCU WandaVision, it’s time to Want A Vision and let Him See You (He does anyway, omniscient). Can I tell you about how Scars Let (that) Which was old and gray become new and colorful Also all husbands must be baptized even if they're robots

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To be clear the story of the Good Samaritan isn't about killing anybody, actually

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[strums guitar] I know Somebody in the top 0.01% of listening to *you*

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Choose your fighter

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Aaron when Moses saw the Golden Calf

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[strums guitar] Hey teens, after Verzuz, it's time for verses

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Then the LORD said to Cain, "Where is your brother Abel?" "I don't know," Cain replied. "If he's experienced an ailment of some sort, asking me about it is a HIPAA violation."

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Jesus' two favorite things, famously, were of course marginalization and indebtedness

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💡 EPISODE ONE: DIRTBAG ADAM VS ROOKIE GOD, by @thejasonkirk and @haha_its_mle Apple, Stitcher, Google, Spotify pages coming soon RSS:

CREATION: Dirtbag Adam vs. Rookie God

Debut episode! Learning on the fly how to edit podcasts lol Genesis 1-5 with co-pastor , "counterpart" (Bible term) of Please bear with God, it's His first day on the job Adam is Lady Bird from

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Jesus: The last shall be first Your uncle: Oh here we go again with the participation trophies

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@YearoutWilliam

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Hello fallen world

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We did it

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"Satan is the one who makes people cover their bodies" is huge news for youth groups everywhere

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My daughter (9) asked me how to open this. Time for a teachable moment

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Moses was antipha

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This is Ecclesiastes

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Missions statement

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Pilate: I will abide by the results of this poll

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Hey teens, celebrating Karl Marx Day huh, well do you know Who invented seizing the means of production

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The incredibly rare "good AI image"

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AI created image from the phrase, “Jesus flipping over the tables in the temple.”

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Look at the size of this Bible

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Christians who spend all your time wishing the government would punish you for following your beliefs: simply start doing THIS sort of thing

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Chris Avell, the pastor of Dad's Place in Bryan, Ohio, was arraigned in court on January 11 for charges related to building code violations after he kept his church open to provide warmth and shelter for unhoused individuals. He pleaded not guilty to the alleged violations.

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That's right

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Get in losers, have you heard the Good News? Heaven is a classless state.

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Biblically accurate ✅ Jesus said his sheep are the people who take care of each other, while goats are just selfish Matthew 25

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"I think it is time where God is separating the sheep from the goats....I'm a goat. Because I am not a sheep. I'm not doing what they tell me to do. I'm fighting against it (the vaccine)." In Alabama -- the state with the lowest vaccination rate in the nation. w/ @Sarah_Boxer

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Via r/radicalchristianity

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The Bible's modesty verses still aren't about shaming leggings, bra straps, or short skirts They're still about avoiding the flaunting of wealth Will be sure to update if this fact ever changes

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All genders are made in God’s image. Happy Easter 🏳️‍⚧️

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@VBSpodcast The Bible and that flag should never be in the same title

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We will now finish at least $1,000 ahead of Liberty University, as usual

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Jesus in Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John

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Right-wing Christians in June: I found a Bible verse that says pride is a sin Right-wing Christians in July: I can have a lot of pride to be an American, as a treat

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Hey dad it's me, your son Esau !⃝ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺 𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗽𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗯𝘆 𝗘𝘀𝗮𝘂.

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🗣 Jesus is a girl rabbit

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I had to go back and take a picture because I knew nobody would believe that this is a real sign outside Atlanta.

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There was a take in August about how God can't hear your prayers if you're wearing a mask. This God is really easily foiled

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Can I tell you about someone we killed off that we later realized we needed

Thrones Facts | HOTD 🐉

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George R.R. Martin admitted to 'Outlander' writer Diana Gabaldon that he wrote himself 'into a corner' with 'The Winds of Winter' “Have you ever killed someone off that you later realized you needed?”

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Youth group TikTok 🤝 Dancing without moving lower body

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“Do not be dismayed, for the Lord your God is with you wherever you go.”

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Non-denominational

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Pontius Pilate

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PS5? [strums guitar] Gang it’s time to talk about the original Ps. 5

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What happens on 12/31/2021

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Not wearing a mask is now a religion

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So we had 666 downloads on 6/6 🤘

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God made trans kids

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"pro-life"

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"Lord, my haters are huge trash" -- like 30% of Psalms

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In the spring, when kings go out to battle, King David remained in Jerusalem. Late one afternoon when he rose from his couch, he saw from the roof a woman

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Yes it’s called sharing the gospel

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As for me and my house we stand with Veggie Tales

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Phil Vischer (creator of Veggie Tales) accuses me and the Creation Museum of “the rejection of mainstream science” in his new video called “What is an Evangelical.” The truth is Vischer falsely calls evolution and Big Bang “science” when they’re nothing but the pagan religion...

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Unfortunately Jesus failed 😞

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Verse of the day, January 20: Psalm 109:11 May creditors seize all that he has, and may strangers plunder his wealth

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God upon seeing a formless void

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@NDFootball That's right, the big guy said so

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Ecclesiastes walking a little taller tonight

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@govkristinoem Combine all the Bible’s antagonist gods into one composite guy named Satan, and *still* the only cool thing that guy ever did was scare people like you

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@JerryFalwellJr @GovernorVA Gonna wear this to celebrate the only noteworthy moment in Liberty University history

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"This was the sin of Sodom: having a lot of stuff, but not aiding the poor and needy." Ezekiel 16

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Yes Jesus was a feet guy

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Just donated a biblically accurate $420.69 to a wonderful cause

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"How did Judas fall all the way to #4 ?" Well, Judas fell in a whole bunch of ways

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icariot #gameday

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@bworsowicz @isaactweeting What about Ghost Rider

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@jon_bois Make light of the situation

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. @MiCocina_TexMex My wife, date night after 3+ months locked up on quarantine. Waiting for shredded cheese as it’s the only way she can eat fajitas. We’ve asked 4 people, going on 18 minutes now. Just unreal at Allen, TX location. We gotta quit blaming #COVID19 for crappy service

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This chapter doesn't discuss vaccination but does explain how to handle a "donkey falling in neighbor's pit" dispute

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One of the things that struck me from the anti-vax march in DC today was the appeal to violence.

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A MIGHTY HUNTER

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The story of the Good Samaritan isn't about following the impulse to get involved. It's about overcoming the impulse to view another human as anything less than your neighbor

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